Me Who am I? A far-from-perfect guy A bum who wants to do what's right But often does what's wrong A kid whose voice is way off key But loves to sing a song A guy who dreams like a lion But wakes up like a lamb Me Who am I? But the guy I am That's who'm I! His Royal Highness Christopher Rupert Slayer of dragons Pitiless to ogres Destroyer of griffins and giants No friend to gargoyles Nice to the needy Sportsman and poet A guy who dreams like lion But wakes up like a lamb Me Who am I? But the guy I am His our hero Such perfection He's the kind of guy who we all like to be What's the use of Self-reflection? Church bells will ring When you are king People will sing There is no one quite like Me (His Royal Highness) Who am I? (Christopher Rupert) A far-from-perfect guy (Slayer of dragons) (Pitiless to ogres) A jerk who wants to do what's right (Destroyer of griffins and giants) But often does what's wrong (No friend to gargoyles!) A drip whose voice is way of key (Nice to the needy) But loves to sing a song (Sportsman and poet) A guy who dreams like a lion (Swordsman, statesman) But wakes up like a lamb (Nifty dancer) (Sailor of the oceans) Me Who am I? (Surveyor of the mountains and valleys) But the guy I am (He鈥檚 a prince) That's who'm I (What a guy! What a guy! What a guy! What a guy!) That's who'm I! (He鈥檚 a plain and simple) (Complicated fascinating guy!) What a guy! Ha!