[00:08.61]Who'd-a guessed that Aquanette
[00:12.67]Could start a fire with a single cigarette
[00:17.23]She wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned
[00:21.30]Just sick and tired of wonderin' if he was coming home
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[00:25.92]So she drove around, she found his car
[00:30.11]They heard a boom from in the bar
[00:34.49]He called the cops, she called his bluff
[00:38.67]They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs
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[00:43.92]Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
[00:52.05]Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end
[01:01.49]God forgive them, no, they weren't born like this
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[01:20.36]He told his friends she was depressed
[01:25.36]Borderline bi-polar, a bitch with PMS
[01:29.24]He cheats and lies, then plays the victim
[01:33.36]He don't know why they always seem to pick him
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[01:38.49]Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
[01:46.74]Keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end
[01:55.92]God forgive them, no, they weren't born like this
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[02:14.86]Some take a pistol, some take an axe
[02:19.74]Boy if you build a fire, you better bet she's got a match
[02:23.42]Might be the teacher just down the street
[02:28.43]The hairdresser or the housewife or that waitress that's so sweet
[02:32.74]You won't see it when you meet her
[02:34.93]So be careful how you treat her
[02:37.11]She might look just like me
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[02:42.18]Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
[02:49.99]We keep their crazy hidden till we're pushed off the deep end
[02:59.55]God forgive us, no, we weren't born like this
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