[00:14.72]She's gettin' hammered
[00:18.03]On Alabama slammers
[00:21.41]Three drinks ago, no
[00:24.53]He wouldn't stand a chance
[00:28.16]He's sippin' whiskey
[00:31.03]Feelin' confident and frisky
[00:34.60]Writes "Slow Hand" on a twenty
[00:38.03]And slips it to the band
[00:41.28]By the end of the first verse they're out on the floor
[00:47.84]By the end of the song they're out the door
[00:54.53]
[00:54.78]Spirits are up, inhibitions are down
[01:00.85]Same story's unfolding all over town
[01:07.53]From the barroom to the bedroom
[01:10.97]The path's weathered and worn
[01:16.47]This is how illegitimate children are born
[01:22.72]
[01:24.47]So it's his place or hers
[01:27.97]Whichever comes first
[01:31.22]They're all the way to second base
[01:34.53]In the back of the cab
[01:37.80]It's hard to resist that liquored up lust
[01:44.55]And it's easy to think it might be love...
[01:51.30]
[01:51.55]When spirits are up, inhibitions are down
[01:57.42]Same story's unfolding all over town
[02:04.25]From the barroom to the bedroom
[02:07.69]The path's weathered and worn
[02:13.13]This is how illegitimate children are born
[02:19.50]
[02:21.31]Strangers and slow songs
[02:24.81]Barstools and backseats
[02:27.88]Lead to bottles and babies
[02:31.32]Ask cabbies and barkeeps...
[02:34.50]
[02:34.88]When spirits are up, inhibitions are down
[02:40.94]Same story's unfolding all over town
[02:47.63]From the barroom to the bedroom
[02:51.13]The path's weathered and worn
[02:56.63]This is how illegitimate children are born
[03:04.71]Yeah, this is how illegitimate children are born
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