[ti:After Ever After]
[ar:Jon Cozart]
[al:]
[00:00.97]If you've ever wondered why
[00:05.32]Disney's tales all end in lies
[00:09.64]Here's what happened
[00:11.82]After all their dreams came true
[00:24.20]I loved being princess down
[00:26.01]In this beautiful ocean blue
[00:29.04]But mermaids are going missing
[00:31.42]They end up in someone's stew
[00:33.75]So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills
[00:38.52]You're killing my ecosystem
[00:40.94]With fishing and oil spills (Oh, no)
[00:43.43]Thank you BP (Thank you BP)
[00:45.85]Thank you BP (Thank you BP)
[00:48.05]The British are killing, oil is spilling
[00:50.49]Now I can't see... MY EYES!
[00:52.97]China men feast on Flounder's fins
[00:55.25]Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
[00:57.69]Oceans are browning,
[00:58.89]I think I'm drowning
[01:00.01]Thanks to BP
[01:04.67]YOU SUCK!
[01:10.68]Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
[01:13.02]My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
[01:15.79]Aladdin was taken by the CIA
[01:20.49]We're not Taliban
[01:21.82]You've got the wrong man
[01:23.13]In Guantanamo Bay
[01:25.31]Prince Ali, where could he be
[01:27.43]Drowning in wawa
[01:29.77]Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
[01:35.08]Bin Laden's taken the fall
[01:37.41]We're not trained pilots at all
[01:40.04]Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
[01:42.37]We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
[01:44.65]Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy,
[01:46.52]Al-Qaeda's not in this country
[01:48.49]Set free my Prince Ali
[01:53.56]A whore! A whore!
[01:55.48]A whore, a whore, a whore!
[01:57.60]This town's gone wild since I married Adam
[02:01.35]They think I'm going straight to hell
[02:03.08]She'll burn bottom in hell
[02:04.50]But the charges laid on me
[02:06.21]Of bestiality
[02:07.98]Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
[02:10.39]She is a witch (Oh, no,)
[02:14.14]I'm overrun by mad men (We're all crazy)
[02:17.63]I hear they plan to burn me at,
[02:22.03]At the stake (The witch will fry, that Belle must die)
[02:26.48]They legit believe I'm Satan
[02:31.95]And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away
[02:47.63]After John Smith traveled back to England
[02:51.83]I helped my people cultivate the fields
[02:55.98]More English, French and Spaniards came to visit
[02:59.98]And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
[03:04.26]They forced us into unknown lands of exile
[03:08.81]They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead
[03:12.92]So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
[03:17.06]When I separate their bodies from their heads
[03:20.14]Wait, what!?
[03:21.36](Oh, no!) Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
[03:25.60](We're dead!) Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
[03:29.60]Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (Sacrè bleu!)
[03:34.06]Can you paint with the red colors in these men? (Adiós, amigos)
[03:38.52]I can murder if I please
[03:41.41]'Cause I'm dying of disease
[03:46.67]I can paint with the red colors in these men
[03:56.10]Thanks to BP
[03:57.40]Where's Prince Ali?
[03:58.67]Bestiality
[04:00.03]I've got STDs