[00:28.62]Watching the people get lairy [00:31.49]Is not very pretty I tell thee [00:34.67]Walking through town is quite scary [00:37.55]And not very sensible either [00:40.42]A friend of a friend he got beaten [00:43.49]He looked the wrong way at a policeman [00:46.55]Would never have happened to Smeaton [00:49.42]And old Leodiensian [00:51.11]La-ah-ah la la lalala la [00:57.11]Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la [01:04.92]I predict a riot I predict a riot [01:10.92]I predict a riot I predict a riot [01:18.73]I tried to get in my taxi [01:21.25]A man in a tracksuit attacked me [01:24.37]He said that he saw it before me [01:27.37]Wants to get things a bit gory [01:30.37]Girls run around with no clothes on [01:33.25]To borrow a pound for a condom [01:36.48]If it wasn't for chip fat well they'd be frozen [01:39.35]They're not very sensible [01:41.23]La-ah-ah la la lalala la [01:46.36]Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la [01:54.92]I predict a riot I predict a riot [02:00.69]I predict a riot I predict a riot [02:06.31]And if there's anybody left in here [02:09.25]That doesn't want to be out there [02:43.06]Watching the people get lairy [02:45.87]Is not very pretty I tell thee [02:48.81]Walking through town is quite scary [02:51.87]And not very sensible [02:53.44]La-ah-ah la la lalala la [02:58.88]Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la [03:16.44]I predict a riot I predict a riot [03:22.19]I predict a riot I predict a riot [03:27.69]And if there's anybody left in here [03:31.07]That doesn't want to be out there [03:33.63]I predict a riot I predict a riot [03:39.32]I predict a riot I predict a riot