You are woman I am man You are smaller So I can be taller than You are softer to the touch It's a feeling I like feeling very much You are someone I've admired still our friendship Leaves something to be desired Does it take more explanation than this You are woman I am man Let's kiss Isn't this the height of nonchalance Furnishing a bed in restaurants Well a bit of dinner never hurt But guess who is gonna be dessert Do good girls do just What mama says When mama's not around It's a feeling oy vey What a feeling A bit of pate I drink it all day Should I do the things He'll tell me to In this pickle what would sadie do In my soul I feel an inner lack Just suppose he wants His dinner back Now I feel that there's a fire here Try that once a little higher dear What a feast to go on such pearl Would a convent take a Jewish girl You are woman You are man