On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A spoonful of apathy On the second day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Two Black Swans, And a spoonful of apathy On the third day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Three Little Pigs, Two Black Swans, And a spoonful of apathy On the fourth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Four Horsemen Riding, Three Little Pigs, Two Black Swans, And a spoonful of apathy On the fifth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Five Boiling Seas Four Horsemen Riding, Three Little Pigs, Two Black Swans, And a spoonful of apathy On the sixth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Six Vials of Venom, Five Boiling Seas Four Horsemen Riding, Three Little Pigs, Two Black Swans, And a spoonful of apathy On the seventh day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Seven Deadly Sins, Six Vials of Venom, Five Boiling Seas Four Horsemen Riding, Three Little Pigs, Two Black Swans, And a spoonful of apathy On the eighth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Eight Resurrections, Seven Deadly Sins, Six Vials of Venom, Five Boiling Seas Four Horsemen Riding, Three Little Pigs, Two Black Swans, And a spoonful of apathy On the ninth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Nine Lives Forgiven, Eight Resurrections, Seven Deadly Sins, Six Vials of Venom, Five Boiling Seas Four Horsemen Riding, Three Little Pigs, Two Black Swans, And a spoonful of apathy On the tenth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Ten Plagues of Egypt Nine Lives Forgiven, Eight Resurrections, Seven Deadly Sins, Six Vials of Venom, Five Boiling Seas Four Horsemen Riding, Three Little Pigs, Two Black Swans, And a spoonful of apathy On the eleventh day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Eleven Poison Apples, Ten Plagues of Egypt Nine Lives Forgiven, Eight Resurrections, Seven Deadly Sins, Six Vials of Venom, Five Boiling Seas Four Horsemen Riding, Three Little Pigs, Two Black Swans, And a spoonful of apathy On the twelvth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Twelve Rotten Eggs, Eleven Poison Apples, Ten Plagues of Egypt Nine Lives Forgiven, Eight Resurrections, Seven Deadly Sins, Six Vials of Venom, Five Boiling Seas Four Horsemen Riding, Three Little Pigs, Two Black Swans, And a spoonful of apathy