[00:00.000] 作词 : Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan/Arin Jospeh Hanson
[00:00.182] 作曲 : Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan/Arin Jospeh Hanson
[00:00.365]Arin: Hey, Ken
[00:01.338]Dan: What's up, Ryu?
[00:02.846]Arin: You know I think you're a f**king d**k right?
[00:04.120]Dan: Yeah?
[00:05.677]Arin: Well, I think we should settle this s**t once and for all with a rap battle to the death
[00:09.008]Dan: Okay
[00:10.254]Arin: Do you think you can stop eating p**is long enough to do that?
[00:12.783]Dan: Probably...
[00:14.304]Arin: Alright, let's do this!
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[00:16.250]Round 1! Rap!
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[00:17.686]Arin: F**k you, Ken, you're such a little f**king b**ch
[00:19.405]I'm gonna break your f**king spine in half and throw you in a ditch
[00:21.650]Start up a f**king beat and drop the mother****ing bass
[00:23.805]So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face
[00:26.055]I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of f**king straw, man
[00:28.577]Shredding you up worse than Vega fa**ing with his claw hand
[00:30.598]Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're sexy at all
[00:32.506]They're both coming home with me, one for each of my b***s
[00:34.726]Like the bonus round car your a*s is getting destroyed
[00:36.750]My c**k is more swollen than Zangief's thyroids
[00:38.997]Your d**k's three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten
[00:41.243]So what you got to mother****ing say to me, Ken?
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[00:44.371]Dan: I really don't appreciate those things you just said
[00:47.301]I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful
[00:50.988]And I just, I, I just think that maybe-
[00:53.374]Yo, an apology is in order
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[00:58.050]Arin: Round 2! Rap!
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[01:00.426]It's my honest suspicion
[01:01.895]You're gonna want a physician
[01:02.944]Only morticians are the one to help your future condition
[01:05.151]Cause me whooping on your a*s is a time honored tradition
[01:07.290]So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition
[01:09.650]Watch your back, b**ch, I'm gonna make you scream
[01:11.717]My d**k shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim
[01:13.936]Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft
[01:15.989]Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft
[01:18.201]My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda
[01:20.550]I'm the king of d**k jungle with my giant anaconda
[01:22.920]Harness my Chi and beat your a*s with a Dao
[01:24.921]So what you got to mother****ing say to me now?!
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[01:27.833]Dan: Alright, two can play at this game, d**k-p**is man
[01:30.910]Can you lose to me in a rap battle? "Sure-you-can!"
[01:35.277](Nervous Laugh)
[01:37.391]Arin: Hadouken!
[01:38.038]Dan: Arrrrrgh!
[01:40.432]You have proven that you are the best
[01:42.074]You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest
[01:44.778]Arin: Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat!
[01:46.938]Dan: Oh yeah, cool!
[01:48.084]Arin: Great job, man! I knew you could do it
[01:49.986]Dan: Thank you so much, I appreciate it
[01:51.199]Arin: Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
[01:52.078]Dan: Oowah! Oowah! Oowah! Oowah......
[01:56.987]My scrotums...