作词 : Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan/Arin Jospeh Hanson
 作曲 : Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan/Arin Jospeh Hanson
Arin: Hey, Ken
Dan: What's up, Ryu?
Arin: You know I think you're a f**king d**k right?
Dan: Yeah?
Arin: Well, I think we should settle this s**t once and for all with a rap battle to the death
Dan: Okay
Arin: Do you think you can stop eating p**is long enough to do that?
Dan: Probably...
Arin: Alright, let's do this!

Round 1! Rap!

Arin: F**k you, Ken, you're such a little f**king b**ch
I'm gonna break your f**king spine in half and throw you in a ditch
Start up a f**king beat and drop the mother****ing bass
So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face
I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of f**king straw, man
Shredding you up worse than Vega fa**ing with his claw hand
Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're sexy at all
They're both coming home with me, one for each of my b***s
Like the bonus round car your a*s is getting destroyed
My c**k is more swollen than Zangief's thyroids
Your d**k's three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten
So what you got to mother****ing say to me, Ken?

Dan: I really don't appreciate those things you just said
I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful
And I just, I, I just think that maybe-
Yo, an apology is in order

Arin: Round 2! Rap!

It's my honest suspicion
You're gonna want a physician
Only morticians are the one to help your future condition
Cause me whooping on your a*s is a time honored tradition
So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition
Watch your back, b**ch, I'm gonna make you scream
My d**k shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim
Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft
Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft
My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda
I'm the king of d**k jungle with my giant anaconda
Harness my Chi and beat your a*s with a Dao
So what you got to mother****ing say to me now?!

Dan: Alright, two can play at this game, d**k-p**is man
Can you lose to me in a rap battle? "Sure-you-can!"
(Nervous Laugh)
Arin: Hadouken!
Dan: Arrrrrgh!
You have proven that you are the best
You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest
Arin: Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat!
Dan: Oh yeah, cool!
Arin: Great job, man! I knew you could do it
Dan: Thank you so much, I appreciate it
Arin: Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
Dan: Oowah! Oowah! Oowah! Oowah......
My scrotums...