Dr. Doofenshmirtz: My jaw is rugged My hair is wavy My eyes they twinkle and shine I used to be mashed potatoes Now I'm the gravy Nobody else is quite this fine I'm the face I'm a real ace Nobody's visual appeal is stronger I'm the very definition of masculine grace Take a picture, it'll last you longer 'Cause I'm handsome! I'm so good lookin' I'm easy on the eyes Don't you know that I'm handsome? (handsome) I got chiseled features Try not to look surprised When you see that I'm handsome! (he's handsome) I'm a real Adonis I'm the best you ever saw I'm handsome (ooh...) I'm a tall drink of water Somebody better grab a straw 'Cause I'm handsome! (he's handsome, he's handsome) Don't you know that I'm handsome? (handsome) Can't you see that I'm handsome? (handsome) Get in line ladies! (he's handsome) 'Cause I'm handsome! I'm a total catch, really I'm quite fetching (Fetching?) It's a word, it is! It means that I'm handsome!