Snuck you out of your bedroom window- Almost every night We'd park out front and watch the cars fly by Backseat lovers in a hurricane- Never wanted to go home Back by five so your parents never know Oh, here's to growing up- And always fuck'n up Oh, here's to growing up- And always fuck'n up You let me sleep on your couch that winter- At your college dorm When I didn't have the strength to move back home Your father offered me a job that summer- At the family store Son, what are you wasting your life for? Oh, here's to growing up- And always fuck'n up Oh, here's to growing up- And always fuck'n up Ohh- Ohh Oh, here's to growing up- And always fuck'n up Oh, here's to growing up- And always fuck'n up Called you from so many hotel lobbies- Always out on the road Oh, how all the years just come and go We had to sell the car last fall- So you never made it to the shows Another reason why we cried When we heard my song on the radio Oh, here's to growing up- And always fuck'n up Oh, here's to growing up- And always fuck'n up Oh, here's to growing up- And never giving up, oh Oh, here's to growing up- And always fuck'n up Ohh- Ohh Ohh- Ohh Ohh- Ohh Ohh- Ohh