[00:03.920]J Pee Baby, and Gray Musiq
[00:07.570]Baby, I'm feeling love this evening
[00:13.350]So I'm gonna do this right
[00:16.200]You know at the end of the day I'll always come back
[00:18.940]Cause nobody does me better...
[00:20.220]Than me
[00:22.350]Imma do it nice and slow tonight
[00:27.610]Gotta unwind, have somebody do me right
[00:35.610]Relationships like this are hard to build
[00:40.010]And I'm here to make sure every need is fulfilled
[00:42.900]I've got whipped cream, scented candles and a mixed CD
[00:47.150]Cause tonight it's me and me
[00:51.080]Sitting alone, Vasoline on the shelf
[00:53.100]Getting ready to touch myself
[00:56.240]This tissue ain't for my nose
[00:59.490]I'm bout to blow my mind
[01:02.950]I got my favorite movie, tonight will be perfect
[01:06.400]I didn't make me shellfish cause I know I'm allergic
[01:09.940]So get ready to stay up late, grab my hand and-
[01:14.180]Shake my weight
[01:17.390]And when I'm touching me
[01:20.480]Do it to me soft and sweetly
[01:24.160]Touch my neck and pull my hair
[01:26.760]Brought my handcuffs cause I'm kinky
[01:30.000]When I get myself alone
[01:33.430]I don't need fellatio
[01:37.130]I trimmed myself for this occasion, now it's time
[01:41.390]For Sensual Masturbation
[01:43.610]Come on!
[01:47.380]Me, this foreplay has me all built up
[01:49.610]And your dirty talk is filthy
[01:51.730]Where'd I learn that stuff?
[01:53.240]You're so flexible and bendy
[01:55.020]Oh yeah, I was a dancer
[01:56.400]And I'm decreasing my chance of getting prostate cancer
[01:59.500](Oh, Oh, Oh, babay)
[02:01.020]Now that we've wrapped up that date
[02:03.170]I'm bout to give my penis
[02:05.000]The five finger handshake
[02:06.320]AWKWARD BATHROOM DIALOGUE INTERLUDE
[02:11.300]So give me one good reason
[02:34.640]Not to finish on my face
[02:37.670]Undress you nice and slow
[02:41.720]Get you wet before proceeding
[02:45.310]I like to whip myself
[02:48.320]Not too hard cause I hate bleeding
[02:50.960]Slow it down not so fast
[02:55.130]I gotta make this moment last
[02:58.420]And I don't want a penis abrasion
[03:02.070]What I need, is Sensual Masturbation
[03:05.460]Tonight is very tender and it makes me remember
[03:08.340]All the moments in the past that I've shared with my member
[03:11.900]At the premier of Toy Story 3
[03:14.530]Really wish that family would stop looking at me
[03:18.230]Did it in my mom's van, getting road hand
[03:21.230]The car becomes a drifter when my hand's on this shifter
[03:24.980]In a museum
[03:26.110]It's a threesome
[03:28.090]While I'm swimming
[03:29.410]Public restroom
[03:30.540]Have a quickie
[03:31.400]Gandalf Costume
[03:32.510]Oh
[03:33.210]Uh
[03:33.820]Ohh
[03:34.540]Uhh
[03:35.300]OHHH...
[03:36.000]Argh
[03:36.610]OHH
[03:37.410]AGGHH
[03:38.280]OOOOOOO