Willow Tree （树）-Sarah Dooley
The weeping willow won't cheer up because he's bipolar
And the p**sy willow he's just a wimp all around
No one can remember those poor forget-me-nots
And the evergreen is sometimes brown
Oh I want you so damn bad
Oh I want you so damn bad
Oh I want you so damn bad
Oh I want you so so so so bad
Peter Pan is all grown up
He's a dentist in downtown Chicago
And the Tooth Fairy OD'ed on noxious fumes
The mockingbird is out of material
And his shadow sleeps in a separate room
Oh I want you so damn bad
Oh I want you so damn bad
Oh I want you so damn bad
Oh I want you so so so so bad
I went to the store to find some peace of mind
But all I could find was milk
I know it's hard but I don't want to be alone
So I'm asking you to come here
Come here
Oh I want you so damn bad
Oh I want you so damn bad
Oh I want you so damn bad
Oh I want you so so so so bad
I want you so damn bad
Oh I want you so damn bad
Oh I want you so damn bad
Oh I want you so so so so badly