[00:00.00]Oh, that's good. [00:02.71]Okay. All right, Phoebe? Okay, okay. [00:04.82]If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace [00:09.10]no more hunger, good things for the rain forest [00:12.95]And bigger boobs [00:16.52]Well, see, you took mine, so [00:18.28]Chandler, what about you? [00:21.03]If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever [00:25.44]See, there's always one guy [00:27.77]"If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."“ [00:32.69]Hey, Joey. Hey, buddy [00:35.52]What would you do if you were omnipotent? [00:37.70]Probably kill myself [00:41.42]Excuse me? [00:42.41]Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know? [00:47.91]Joey, uh, omnipotent. [00:50.98]You are? [00:55.07]Ross, I'm...I had no idea. I thought it was like a theoretical pleasure [01:03.60]Friends S01E04: The One with George Stephanopoulos《 [01:06.21]So no one told you life was gonna be this way [01:11.39]Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. [01:16.19]It's like you're always stuck in second gear [01:20.55]When it hasn't been your day, [01:22.84]your week, your month, or even your year [01:26.15]but I'll be there for you [01:29.56]When the rain starts to pour [01:31.43]I'll be there for you [01:34.38]Like I've been there before [01:36.57]I'll be there for you [01:39.21]'Cause you're there for me too [01:50.00]Central Perk [01:50.57]How does she do that? [01:52.19]I cannot sleep in a public place. [01:54.87]Libraries,aiplanes, movie theaters [01:57.99]When you were little, you slpet in the Grand Cayon [01:59.93]Hello, Mom and Dad never took us to the Grand Cayon [02:04.66]Mom and Dad took us to the Grand Cayon？ [02:08.72]Would you look at her? [02:10.08]She's so peaceful. Yeah. [02:13.02]What? What? Hi. [02:17.32]It's okay, you know. You just nodded off again. [02:20.01]Oh. What's going on with you? [02:21.88]I got no sleep last night. Why? [02:23.80]My grandmother has this new boyfriend [02:28.20]...and they're both kind of insecure in bed, so [02:31.30]And deaf [02:33.38]So they're constantly having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. [02:38.82]You have no idea how loud they are. [02:42.76]You can stay with Rachel and me tonight. Thanks [02:45.59]Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven.95，96， 97 [02:48.75]See, I told you. Less than 100 steps from our place to here. [02:51.81]You got way too much free time, man. [02:56.37]Hey, there's the birthday boy. [02:57.82]Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets. [03:00.97]Rangers-Penguins tonight at the Garden. We're taking you. [03:03.83]Happy birthday, pal. We love you, man. [03:05.75]It's funny, my birthday was seven months ago. [03:10.01]So? So I'm guessing you had an extra ticket [03:14.26]...and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? Huh? [03:17.42]Well, aren't we Mr. The-Glass-is-Half-Empty? [03:21.66]Oh, my God. Oh. [03:23.71]Is today the 20th? October 20th? [03:25.62]I was hoping you wouldn't remember [03:27.69]What's wrong with the 20th? [03:30.14]Eleven days before Halloween? All the good costumes are gone? [03:33.58]Today's the day Carol and I... [03:37.36]...first consummated... [03:39.49]...our physical relationship. [03:44.17]Sex. [03:46.23]You told your sister that? [03:50.00]Believe me, I told everyone [03:54.89]You know what? I better pass on the game. [03:56.44]I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. [04:00.32]The hell with hockey. Let's all do that. [04:07.20]Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey, ice? [04:09.85]Guys' night out? Come on, what do you say, big guy? [04:11.92]Huh? Huh? Huh? [04:13.52]What are you doing? I have no idea. [04:14.83]Come on, Ross. [04:17.62]All right, all right. Maybe it will take my mind off it. [04:20.22]You promise to buy me a big foam finger? JOEY: You got it. [04:25.75]All right. Look, look, look. My first paycheck. [04:27.48]Look at the window. There's my name. Hi, me. [04:31.00]I remember the day I got my first paycheck. [04:35.20]There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. [04:38.41]Wow, you worked in a mine? [04:42.30]No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why? [04:48.76][04:44.21]God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. [04:51.40]I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it. [04:54.25]And it was totally...not worth it. [04:59.17]Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? [05:02.53]I mean, what...? Chandler, look at that. [05:06.09]Oh, this is not that bad. [05:08.84]Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job. [05:12.22]You can totally, totally live on this. MONICA: Oh, yeah, yeah. [05:18.20]By the way, great service today. [05:20.83]Ooh. Oh, yeah. [05:24.72]Hockey. Hockey. [05:43.00]Rachel? [05:44.83]Oh, my God! [05:51.76]I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. [05:57.51]What are you guys doing here? [05:59.73]Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here... [06:02.52]...and it's true. [06:04.91]Yeah. [06:07.45]Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play. [06:12.14]God, look at you. You are so big. I can't believe it. [06:17.47]I know, I know. I'm a duplex. [06:21.10]You look phenomenal.I mean, you've lost like a ton of weight [06:27.00]Really really.It's time to stop You look perfect [06:34.09]Anyway.So, what's going on with you? [06:35.69]Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm. [06:42.84]And while we're on the subject of news... [06:48.95]Look, look. I have elbows. [06:57.49]Passes it up to Leetch. [07:00.03]Leetch spots Messier in the crease. Here's the pass. [07:01.89]Oh. Oh.We'll take a time-out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes. [07:08.41]Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first... [07:13.03]you know [07:15.04]In fact, she, uh... [07:16.55]She never took them off. Ha, ha. [07:19.14]It's because we... Sorry. Sorry. [07:22.20]I can't believe... [07:23.65]What? Peach pit. [07:29.86]Yes, bunny? [07:31.67]Peach pit. [07:33.64]That night, we, uh, had... Peaches? [07:36.51]Actually, nectarines, but basically. [07:40.24]Could've been a peach. Then we, uh... [07:42.93]Then we got dressed and I walked her to...the bus stop [07:48.98]I'm fine. [07:52.14]Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's. [07:58.90]What? I thought we were trying to find stuff. [08:03.25]Oh, come on, you guys. Tell me all the dirt. [08:05.37]Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar. [08:11.13]All right, let's talk reality for a second. Okay. [08:16.03]When are you coming home? What? [08:17.45]Guys, I'm not. [08:20.55]Heh. Come on. This is us. I'm not. [08:24.74]This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job. [08:27.96]You know?I even do my own laundry! [08:31.00]I mean, this is what I'm doing now -Waitressing? [08:39.68]Heh. I'm not just waitressing. [08:43.72]I mean, I'm...I, um. [08:48.02]I write the specials on the specials board. [08:51.07]And I take the dead flowers out of the vase. [08:56.71]Um, oh, and sometimes Arturo lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies. [09:01.68]Well, your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies. [09:12.39]Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? [09:20.21]Okay, how would you like some Tiki Death Punch? [09:25.00]What's that? [09:26.38]Well, it's rum and... Okay. [09:29.07]We thought since Phoebe's staying over we'd have a slumber party. [09:35.24]We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister. [09:38.65]Ooh, ooh. And I brought Operation. [09:41.97]But I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. [09:47.05]But we can prep the guy. [09:51.29]Rach, it's the Visa-card people. [09:53.83]Oh, God. Ask them what they want. [09:55.32]Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? [09:58.54]Yes, hold on. [10:01.34]Um, they say there's been unusual activity on your account. [10:04.34]But I haven't used my card in weeks. That is the unusual activity. [10:10.46]They just wanna see if you're okay. [10:11.95]They wanna know if I'm okay? [10:15.41]Okay, they wanna know if I'm okay. Okay, let's see. [10:17.32]Well, let's see. The FICA guys took all my money. [10:20.48]Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted... [10:25.19]and I'm getting coffee [10:27.16]And it's not even for me [10:29.07]So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay. Okay? [10:32.69]Uh, Rachel has left the building. [10:40.36]Can you call back? All right. Come on. [10:43.21]Let's play Twister. [10:47.71](As for the guys) [10:56.17]Sorry. - Sorry, sorry, sorry [10:57.42]Uh oh. [10:59.08]What? There was ice there that night with Carol? [11:03.58]Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans? [11:08.32]No, actually, I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. [11:12.04]But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night. [11:14.64]It was the first frost. [11:19.24]We were... Sit. Just sit down. Sit. [11:21.39]You should feel great about yourself [11:23.36]You're doing this amazing independent thing. [11:25.73]Monica, what is so amazing? [11:27.65]I gave up like everything. And for what? [11:31.99]You are just like Jack. [11:34.17]Jack from downstairs? [11:35.94]No, Jack and the Beanstalk. [11:40.03]Ah, the other Jack. Yeah, right. [11:43.03]See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. [11:46.14]And then he woke up and there was this big plant... [11:50.07]...outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff. [11:54.53]And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village. [11:58.33]Okay, but, Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. [12:02.52]I gave up an orthodontist. [12:05.02]Okay, I know I didn't love him, but... [12:07.67]Oh, see, Jack did love the cow. [12:11.03]But, see, it was a plan, you know? It was clear. [12:13.83]Everything was figured out, and now everything's just kind of like... [12:16.61]Flupie? Yeah. [12:18.80]You're not the only one. I mean,half the time we don't know where we're going [12:23.51]You gotta figure, at some point, it's gonna come together [12:26.53]and it's just gonna be "unflupie." [12:29.17]Yeah, like that's a word. [12:33.89]Okay, but, Monica, what if it doesn't come together? [12:38.60]Pheebs? [12:42.66]Well, because you just... I don't like this question. [12:46.18]Okay, see? See, you guys? What if we don't get magic beans? [12:49.79]I mean, what if all we've got are... [12:53.79]...beans? [12:56.58]Get him! Get him! Get him! [13:02.38]Get... Yes! You're not laughing now, are you, pal? [13:05.96]See buddy,that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks. [13:10.91]Pass it. Pass it. [13:12.63]He's open, he's open. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it! [13:16.37]Whoa. Oh. Whoa. [13:20.50]Hey, look, we're on that TV thing. Ooh, ooh, ooh. [13:26.09]I got it! Hey, hey, we got it! Hey! [13:31.83]Emergency Room [13:35.72]Excuse me. [13:36.52]It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. [13:41.64]Well, I'm not completely satisfied. [13:43.93]Yeah the label promises the nutty goodness [13:50.12]Listen, it's kind of an emergency. [13:52.20]I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. [13:55.40]Hold on. Fill these out. Sit over there. [14:01.15]Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay? [14:03.94]But I'm in a lot of pain here, all right? My face is dented. [14:07.27]Well, you'll have to wait your turn. Well, how long do you think it'll be? [14:11.87]Any minute now. [14:14.67]Hey, listen... Ooh. [14:23.73](I wake up and I start to cry) [14:27.82](Ain't no hope in...) [14:31.59]Oh. I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down. [14:35.58]No, you were right. [14:37.35]I don't have a plan. [14:40.72]Pizza guy. [14:44.96]Thank God. Food. [14:47.20]Phoebe? What? [14:49.16]Do you have a plan? I don't even have a "pla." [14:55.98]Hi. One mushroom, green pepper and onion? [14:58.15]No, no, no. That's not what we ordered. [15:02.56]We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese. [15:05.30]Wait, you're not G. Stephanopoulos? No. [15:11.35] [15:14.46]Did you say G. Stephanopoulos? [15:18.45]Yeah, this one goes across the street. I must have given him yours. [15:21.40]Oh, bonehead. Bonehead. [15:23.07]Okay you know when you do that you are only killing yourself [15:27.30]Wait, was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks? [15:34.51]Yeah, that sounds about right. [15:36.94]Was he wearing a stunning blue suit? And a power tie? [15:41.70]No, pretty much just a towel. [15:43.78]Oh, God. Oh. Oh. [15:46.58]Oh, my God. You want me to take this back? [15:48.39]What? Are you nuts? We've got George Stephanopoulos'pizza. [15:51.91]Here. Uh, Pheebs? Yeah? [15:56.50]Who's George Snuffleupagus? [16:03.09]That's Big Bird's friend. [16:07.39]I see pizza. [16:08.88]Oh, I wanna see. Let me see. Let me see. [16:11.11]Hello? Who are we spying on? [16:13.13]You know the White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? [16:16.55]The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt? [16:20.06]Oh, him. The little guy. Oh, I love him. [16:23.89]Ooh. Oh, wait. Wait, I see a woman. [16:27.58]Tell me it's his mother. [16:29.44]Definitely not his mother. Oh, no. [16:32.70]Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor. [16:34.92]She's walking, she's walking. [16:37.25]She's going for the pizza. Hey, that's not for you, bitch! [16:48.60](Dr. Max to Center 456) [16:50.11](Dr. Max to Center 456) [16:53.30]Excuse me. We've been here for over an hour... [16:58.96]and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. [17:01.20]I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? [17:04.15]Oh, come on, Dora. Don't be mad. [17:09.69]I know we both said some things...we didn't mean... [17:15.75]but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other [17:20.15]You know, I feel like I've lost her. [17:22.85]Come on, push me-No -Come on, push me [17:30.00]No,we're going to get into trouble [17:31.63]Don't be a baby.Push me, push me [17:34.48]Alright alright, I'm gonna push you, okay? [17:36.44]How about I push you like this? [17:40.00]Now you are gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life, pally wally wally [17:49.22]I am so very sorry. Can I sign you? [17:57.47]Lights still out? Yeah. [17:59.62]Well, maybe they're napping. [18:01.59]Heh. Please. They're having sex. [18:04.44]Shut up [18:06.66]So, what do you think George is like? [18:14.22]I think he's shy. Oh, yeah? [18:17.17]Yeah. I think you have to draw him out [18:20.02]And then when you do, he's a preppy animal. [18:25.45]So what do you think of the guys are like? [18:28.71]Our guys? Yeah,our guys [18:30.20]Well,I don't know.I feel funny talking about that [18:33.04]Oh come on. Okay,well.I think Joey's like one of those little kiddy rides in front of a supermarket [18:39.17]You just have to put the quarter in and it just goes [18:42.79]I don't know.I think he might surprise you [18:47.13]One time,he was helping me put on my coat and he was really tender [18:51.90]Come on,baby,come on. Let's go...Yes! [18:59.56]Chandler is hard to read. [19:01.64]He is like one of those repressed guys who you would have to seduce [19:04.79]I think it's a part of an act [19:06.04]I have a feeling that Chandler is a lot more sophisticated than he seems [19:15.26]You know who is kind of sexy? [19:17.18]Don't-Ross -No, guys, please, he is my brother [19:21.22]I know what exactly what you mean.He can be really smooth [19:35.66]Can'y you just picture him in bed.-I really don't want to [19:43.11]Come on, laugh, laugh [19:45.44]I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window... [19:48.19]...and her face had the most incredible glow [19:52.07]Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling. [19:55.80]You did this part [19:56.68]Could I get some painkillers over here, please? [20:00.20]He's right, enough already. What is the big deal about today? [20:04.34]So you slept with her for the first time. So what? [20:07.29]You slept with her for seven years after that. [20:11.22]It's just a little more complicated than that. [20:13.70]What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? [20:16.56]That she left you for a woman that likes women? [20:18.68]A little louder. [20:19.77]There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you12 [20:23.09]Then what? [20:28.25]My first time with Carol was... [20:31.05]Was my...-What? [20:37.42]It was my first......time. [20:42.92]With Carol?-Oh. [20:51.26]So in your whole life, you've only been with one? [20:56.37]Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake [21:02.85]There's a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight. [21:07.35]Okay. Okay, I got one. [21:09.01]Do you remember that vegetarian paté that I made that you loved so much? [21:15.34]Well, unless goose is a vegetable... [21:22.40]Okay, fine, fine. [21:26.07]Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. [21:29.18]What? You slept with Jason? - You had already broken up. [21:32.91]How long? Just a couple hours. [21:35.29]Oh, that's nice. [21:37.26]Okay, okay, okay, I got one. [21:38.86]Anyway. [21:43.41]The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me. [21:48.18]Excuse me? [21:49.68]Oh, hello? Like he was really gonna send you one. [21:52.99]She was a big girl [21:59.00]Really? [22:00.49]Well, at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade. [22:06.52]I was laughing. You made me laugh. [22:09.37]Oh, my God. There he is. There he is. There he is. [22:12.00]Where? Right where we've been looking all night. [22:15.53]Oh, he's so cute. Oh, George, baby, drop the towel. [22:18.95]Come on, drop the towel. Drop the towel. [22:21.70]Please drop the towel. Drop it. [22:23.92]ALL: Wow. [22:28.06]Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? [22:34.59]I think it's great. [22:36.24]You know, it's sweet. It's romantic. [22:40.55]Really? [22:42.82]No, are you kidding? The guy's a freak. I judge him. [22:46.49]Hey, man. - Hey, buddy.-Ah? Ah? [22:48.62]Oh. [22:51.99]That's attractive. [22:57.38]Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. [23:02.66]Oh, come on, admit it, all things considered, you had fun tonight. [23:06.28]Fun? Where was the fun? [23:07.67]Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? [23:10.31]Where's my puck? [23:11.55]Oh. The kid has it. - The kid? [23:13.27]Excuse me, uh, that's my puck. [23:18.50]I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. [23:21.90]You gotta do it, man. [23:26.93]Oh, yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you... [23:31.65]I can't do it. [23:34.14]Listen, uh, give me back my puck. - No. [23:36.63]Yes, how about? - No. [23:38.38]No, come here. Just give me my puck. - No, no, no. [23:40.82]Hey, no roughhousing in my ER. [23:43.00]Give me my puck! Unh. [23:49.88]Now, that was fun. [23:56.44]Okay, Monica. [23:59.20]Right foot, red. [24:02.31]Could've played Monopoly, but no. [24:05.88]Thanks. [24:17.83]Okay, Pheebs. Right hand, blue. [24:23.27]Good.-Ross,switch places with me.Phoebe could be your no.2- Hmm? [24:36.22]What?-Nothing.It's a twister thing.The rules are on the back of the box [24:41.44]Hello? [24:44.92]Oh. Rachel, it's the Visa-card people. [24:48.44]Oh, okay. Will you take my place? [24:50.36]All right. Yes, this is Rachel. [24:52.53]No. - Oh. [24:56.32]Hello? [24:57.60]Oh, yeah. No, I know. I haven't been using it much. [25:01.44]Oh, well, thanks, but I'm okay, really. [25:05.16]To the green, to the green. [25:06.88]Oh, no. - To the green. [25:08.27]I've got magic beans. [25:12.57]No, no, never mind. [25:14.53]To the left. To the left. [25:18.78]I'm fine.