Consuela's not going to school today
She's only half Mexican anyway
She'll take her pinata to go
She'd rather be dancin' with rainbows
A quinceanera in her mind
Psychedelic quinceanera
Psychedelic quinceanera
Consuela's coming of age they say
Time for Jesus, ballgowns and bouquets
But she's got a better plan
A blotter in each of her hands
A quinceanera in her mind
Psychedelic quinceanera
Psychedelic quinceanera
Psychedelic quinceanera when she turns fifteen
She won't wear her teenage tiara
But she will party like a queen
Psychedelic quinceanera
Psychedelic quinceanera