[01:46.-4]Okay,I got one,I got one.
[03:25.-4]-Hi,honey. -Hey,sweetums.
[06:58.-3]I was wondering if after work we could grab a cup of coffee?
[07:52.-1]Honey,relax. Ross is great with him.
[09:01.-4]I think I know how to heat breast milk.
[09:10.-3]I licked my arm,what?
[10:42.-4]-Julie. -What?
[10:49.-3]When it started,I was just trying to be nice to her...
[13:44.-2]You've tasted it.
[17:12.-1]...you really need to hate Julie's guts.
[19:34.-4]...stop lasting. …
[00:07.82]These were expensive and he'll grow out of them...
[00:10.92]...in 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist!
[00:17.50]Look at these.
[00:19.90]Hey,Ben.
[00:21.07]"Just do it"!
[00:24.90]Oh,my God!
[00:26.37]Was that too much pressure for him?
[00:30.11]-ls he hungry already? -I guess so.
[00:34.51]You know,it's....
[00:39.08]Something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back.
[00:43.39]I gotta get one too.
[00:47.76]Hey,what are you guys doing?
[00:49.93]We're just hanging out by the spoons.
[00:53.03]Ladle?
[00:54.63]Will you guys grow up?
[00:56.07]This is the most beautiful thing in the world.
[00:59.10]Yeah,we know. But there's a baby sucking on it.
[01:04.24]This is my son having lunch,okay? It'll happen a lot,so get used to it.
[01:09.88]If you're uncomfortable, just ask questions.
[01:13.49]Carol's fine with it.
[01:18.16]Carol?
[01:21.93]I'm wondering,could Joey ask you a question about breast-feeding?
[01:28.10]Sure.
[01:31.57]Does it hurt?
[01:34.27]It did at first,but not anymore.
[01:37.18]Chandler?
[01:41.15]So,how often can you do it?
[01:43.75]As much as he needs.
[01:50.79]If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
[02:44.08]-Any muffins left? -Yeah,I forget which ones.
[02:47.25]You're busy,I'll get it.
[02:49.38]-Anyone else want one? -No,thanks.
[02:52.22]You're losing your apron. Let me get it.
[02:55.72]-There you go. -Thank you.
[02:59.39]What a bitch!
[03:04.60]I have a friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting...
[03:07.93]...and he wants to abuse his discount.
[03:10.37]Anyone want to come take advantage of it?
[03:12.90]I have to take my grandmother to the vet.
[03:20.25]-I'll go with you. -Great.
[03:27.75]And hello to the rest.
[03:32.72]You can't go shopping with her. What about Rachel?
[03:37.30]Will it be a problem?
[03:38.76]You're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie.
[03:41.07]It's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
[03:46.07]Monica,she will kill you.
[03:49.37]She will kill you like a dog in the street!
[03:56.61]So Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow.
[04:00.89]It's actually not that big a deal.
[04:03.72]It's a big deal to me. This is great.
[04:06.06]I really appreciate this.
[04:08.29]You're welcome.
[04:24.61]Bijan for men?
[04:27.31]Bijan for men?
[04:32.28]-Hey,Annabel. -Hey,Joey.
[04:34.19]Did you hear about the new guy?
[04:36.59]Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him "The Hombre Man. "
[04:50.47]Hombre?
[04:56.67]What's he doing in my section?
[04:59.21]I guess he doesn't know.
[05:01.18]Well,he's gonna.
[05:03.85]I'll see you a little later,okay?
[05:09.15]Hey,how you doing?
[05:11.22]Mornin'.
[05:13.02]Listen,I know you're new...
[05:16.23]... but it's understood that everything...
[05:18.70]...from young men's to the escalator is my territory.
[05:23.84]"Your territory"?
[05:27.24]-Bijan for men? -No,thanks.
[05:29.14]Hombre?
[05:30.84]Yeah,all right.
[05:39.75]You were saying?
[05:44.86]Phoebe,listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
[05:49.76]We shopped and we had lunch.
[05:51.66]What did I have?
[05:53.53]-You had a salad. -No wonder I don't feel full.
[05:58.00]Hi. What's up?
[05:59.37]I went shopping with Monica and I had a salad.
[06:04.58]Good,Pheebs. What'd you buy?
[06:08.38]We went shopping for....
[06:11.25]For....
[06:12.75]For fur.
[06:17.09]You went shopping for fur?
[06:20.79]And then I realized that l'm against that.
[06:24.80]So then we bought some....
[06:28.43]Boobs.
[06:35.44]You bought boobs?
[06:39.61]Bras!
[06:42.05]We bought bras!
[06:44.12]We bought bras.
[06:49.42]Bijan for men?
[06:51.26]Bijan for men?
[06:53.16]Bijan for....
[06:56.46]Hey,Annabel.
[07:02.50]Actually,I sort of have plans.
[07:09.81]You ready,Annabel?
[07:12.74]You bet.
[07:16.01]Maybe some other time.
[07:27.93]It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne.
[07:32.26]Bijan for men?
[07:34.20]Bijan for men!
[07:37.37]And this is Funny Clown.
[07:39.47]It's only for after his naps, not before,or he won't sleep.
[07:43.17]We've been through this before. We have a good time.
[07:46.84]We laugh,we play. It's like we're father and son.
[07:55.29]Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
[08:01.23]This is so cute!
[08:03.23]I got that for him!
[08:05.13]"My Mommies Love Me. " “
[08:10.57]That's clever.
[08:14.74]Oh,hi,Jul....
[08:17.84]Hi,Jew!
[08:24.22]Okay,sure.
[08:25.85]That'd be great. See you then. Bye.
[08:29.02]Did you just say," Hi,Jew"?
[08:36.09]Yes,I did.
[08:37.86]That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz.
[08:44.24]Yeah,he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.
[08:52.71]Ben,dinner!
[08:55.58]Thanks,Aunt Pheebs.
[08:57.25]Did you microwave that? You can't do that to breast milk.
[09:07.59]What did you just do?
[09:11.93]It's breast milk!
[09:14.40]So?
[09:15.87]Phoebe,that is juice squeezed from a person.
[09:20.77]What is the big deal?
[09:24.91]What did you just do?
[09:28.81]Can people stop drinking the breast milk?
[09:33.78]You won't even taste it?
[09:36.89]Not even if you just pretend it's milk?
[09:39.46]Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.
[09:51.27]-Where is everybody? -At the park. Where have you been?
[09:55.24]Just out.
[09:56.44]Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me.
[10:02.08]-Thanks for your jacket. -No problem.
[10:04.58]You can borrow it,by the way.
[10:08.09]Here are your keys,honey.
[10:13.93]If you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you $53?
[10:21.13]You know what probably happened?
[10:23.60]Someone stole my credit card.
[10:27.34]And put the receipt back in your pocket?
[10:31.34]That is an excellent, excellent question.
[10:34.55]That is excellent.
[10:37.32]What's with you? Who did you have lunch with?
[10:40.48]-Judy. -Who?
[10:43.19]Jody.
[10:46.22]You were with Julie?
[10:52.80]... because she was my brother's girlfriend.
[10:55.80]And then one thing led to another...
[10:59.67]...and before I knew it,we were...
[11:02.64]...shopping.
[11:09.01]Oh,my God!
[11:12.18]Wait,we only did it once.
[11:16.22]It meant nothing to me!
[11:21.33]Really,I was thinking of you the whole time.
[11:27.20]Look,I'm sorry,all right? I never meant for you to find out.
[11:31.57]Oh,please! Please! You wanted to get caught!
[11:35.77]That is not true!
[11:37.21]So you just happened to leave it in here?
[11:40.71]Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
[11:46.35]Okay,I just have to know one thing.
[11:52.46]Did you go to Bloomingdale's?
[12:08.47]Okay,I just really need to not be with you right now.
[12:22.35]Hi,who's this?
[12:23.75]Hi,Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica.
[12:27.89]Yes,I know I did a horrible thing.
[12:30.63]Joanne,it's not as simple as all that.
[12:34.77]No,I don't care what Steve thinks. Hi,Steve.
[12:44.04]How did we do?
[12:45.48]I tasted Ben's milk and Ross freaked out.
[12:48.88]I did not freak out.
[12:50.31]-Why'd you freak out? -Because it's breast milk.
[12:54.62]It's gross!
[12:56.49]My breast milk is gross?
[12:59.82]This should be fun.
[13:03.83]There's nothing wrong with it.
[13:05.80]I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
[13:09.73]Of course,the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids.
[13:15.27]Don't be silly. I've tried it. It's no big deal.
[13:18.41]Just taste it.
[13:21.11]That would be no.
[13:23.81]-Come on. -Try it.
[13:25.08]It's natural.
[13:26.18]It doesn't taste bad.
[13:27.79]Yeah,it tastes kind of sweet. Sort of like....
[13:30.86]Like what?
[13:31.92]Cantaloupe juice.
[13:33.16]Exactly.
[13:41.80]You've tasted it.
[13:47.77]Oh,you've tasted it.
[13:51.71]You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
[14:02.62]Give me the bottle.
[14:09.83]Get me the towel.
[14:36.32]Howdy.
[14:39.69]Give me a box of juice.
[14:44.09]Well,they switched me over to Hombre.
[14:46.83]Maybe it's because of the way you're dressed.
[14:51.10]Or this guy's doing so good they want to put more people on it.
[14:55.34]This guy goes through two bottles a day now.
[15:00.54]What do you care?
[15:02.91]You're an actor. This is your day job. It's nothing!
[15:06.35]I know,but I was the best.
[15:09.09]You know? I liked being the best.
[15:16.73]Maybe I should get out of the game.
[15:19.26]They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
[15:22.77]Say you do that.
[15:24.10]Sooner or later,somebody will come along that slices a better cheddar.
[15:30.27]Then where you gonna run?
[15:32.08]You're right.
[15:33.24]I say you show him what you're made of. Stand your ground.
[15:36.88]Show him that you're the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie!
[15:42.22]-I'm gonna do it! -All right!
[15:45.29]Now,go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
[15:51.30]I don't know what to say.
[15:53.16]That's good because I'm not listening.
[15:56.17]I feel terrible. I really do.
[15:58.17]I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?
[16:03.67]Say that I'm friends with her. Is that so terrible?
[16:08.61]-It's that terrible? -You don't get it!
[16:11.35]It's bad enough she stole the guy...
[16:13.32]...who may be the person l'm supposed to be with.
[16:16.29]But now...
[16:18.69]...she's actually....
[16:21.13]But now she's actually stealing you!
[16:27.46]What are you talking about?
[16:29.67]Nobody could steal me from you.
[16:32.20]Because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you.
[16:38.04]You're my....
[16:41.18]And we're....
[16:45.68]-Oh,I love you! -I love you too!
[16:53.00]You guys,I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me.
[16:58.20]But I love you guys too!
[17:05.74]I really needed that.
[17:09.74]I know that right now...
[17:14.75]But she didn't do anything wrong.
[17:18.22]She's just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out.
[17:22.89]I think that if you gave her a chance,you'd like her.
[17:28.43]Will you give it a chance?
[17:30.93]For me?
[17:34.50]I'd do anything for you, you know that.
[17:37.20]I'd do anything for you!
[17:40.60]Wait,wait,wait!
[18:00.92]Mornin'.
[18:04.29]I said,mornin'!
[18:08.60]I heard you.
[18:11.30]All right,everybody. I'm opening the doors.
[18:14.74]You boys ready?
[18:21.45]Ready.
[18:23.11]Yeah,l'm ready.
[19:11.20]You idiot! You stupid cowboy!
[19:13.86]You've blinded me! I'm suing!
[19:16.10]Oh,my God! Todd! What the hell did you do?
[19:20.17]Sorry. I'm such a doofus!
[19:22.04]I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
[19:25.51]My God,what happened?
[19:28.21]These new kids,they never last.
[19:30.85]Sooner or later they all...
[19:36.89]What do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
[19:40.82]Sure.
[20:01.08]I just thought we should hang out.
[20:03.58]I mean,you know, we've never really talked.
[20:06.72]I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us.
[20:10.02]I know.
[20:12.26]I probably shouldn't even tell you this...
[20:15.76]... but l'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
[20:20.00]Really?
[20:21.27]Me?
[20:22.53]Oh,my God,are you kidding?
[20:24.67]Ross is so crazy about you...
[20:26.60]...and I really wanted you to like me,and l....
[20:30.04]It's probably me just being totally paranoid...
[20:33.08]...but I kind of got the feeling that maybe you don't.
[20:45.92]Well,you're not totally paranoid.
[21:00.40]When you and Ross first started going out...
[21:04.07]...it was really hard for me...
[21:08.38]...for many reasons of which l'm not gonna bore you with now.
[21:17.45]I see how happy he is and how good you guys are together.
[21:23.13]And Monica's always saying how nice you are...
[21:27.40]...and God,I hate it when she's right!
[21:31.74]Thanks.
[21:33.77]Would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
[21:37.74]Yeah,that'd be great. I'd love it.
[21:40.74]I'd love it too.
[21:43.51]Shoot,I gotta go.
[21:45.02]-So I'll talk to you later. -All right,Julie.
[21:56.83]What a manipulative bitch.
[22:30.46]It's not bad.