[05:36.-1]...and swirl it around.
[06:23.-3]Aim him at that pack of babes. Maybe one of them will break away.
[06:46.-1]... me. …
[09:34.-4]I see someone's having a little allergic reaction.
[09:57.-2]Under these circumstances,it has to be an injection,and it has to be now.
[12:36.-2]Sorry! I got my S's back!
[15:37.-4]And Ben was definitely wearing ducks.
[16:15.-4]Right! 好的！
[21:08.-4]Hey,I have a question.
[00:02.65]Who the winny-binny boy?
[00:05.35]You the winny-winny-binny-binny boy!
[00:11.16]Don't cry.
[00:13.39]Don't cry.
[00:17.20]Why is he still crying?
[00:19.76]Let me hold him for a sec.
[00:22.03]Here we go.
[00:24.74]There we are.
[00:27.44]Maybe it's me.
[00:28.91]Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Cranky Pants.
[00:33.08]You know,I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants.
[00:36.92]Lovely girl. IKind of moody.
[00:40.29]There we go,all better.
[00:42.69]There's my little boy.
[00:51.13]Can I see something?
[01:07.21]Cool!
[01:08.31]He hates me. My nephew hates me!
[01:11.05]Come on,don't do this.
[01:12.55]What if my own baby hates me? What do I do then?
[01:15.45]Monica,stop! This is nuts.
[01:17.29]Do you know how long it'll be before you have to deal with this?
[01:22.09]You don't even have a boyfriend yet.
[01:27.07]Joey,she does not look fat.
[01:38.77]六人行 第2季 第06集 宝宝落在巴士上了
[02:16.85]Here you go.
[02:22.82]Goo,goo,goo!
[02:27.89]That is so funny! Let me see that a sec.
[02:38.40]You okay?
[02:39.47]I don't know.
[02:42.91]What's in this pie?
[02:44.68]I don't know. Butter and eggs and flour and lime and kiwi
[02:48.58]Kiwi? Kiwi?!
[02:51.48]You said it was a key lime pie.
[02:53.15]No,I didn't. I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
[02:57.32]That's what's gonna kill me.
[03:01.26]I'm allergic to kiwi.
[03:03.16]No,you're not. You're allergic to lobster and peanuts and
[03:09.07]Oh,my God!
[03:10.54]It's definitely getting worse.
[03:13.17]Is your tongue swelling up?
[03:15.24]Either that or my mouth is getting smaller!
[03:18.68]Get your coat. We're going to the hospital.
[03:21.08]-Will he be okay? -He's gotta get a shot.
[03:23.55]You know,actually, it's getting better. It is.
[03:27.12]Let's not go. Anyone up for Scrabble?
[03:30.69]Jacket,now!
[03:32.89]What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to the hospital.
[03:36.93]We'll watch him.
[03:38.93]I don't think so.
[03:41.73]I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids.
[03:46.54]Come on,we want to do it. Don't we?
[03:48.71]I was gonna play basketball...
[03:51.04]... but I guess that's out the window. …
[03:54.15]If you take him out for a walk, remember to bring his hat.
[03:57.45]There's milk in the refrigerator and diapers in the bag.
[04:00.49]Hat,milk....
[04:02.12]Got it!
[04:12.50]Consider it done!
[04:14.40]You understood?
[04:15.47]My uncle Sal has a really big tongue.
[04:20.31]Is he the one with the beautiful wife?
[04:26.34]
[04:28.65]You want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon?
[04:32.32]I wrote it this morning in the shower.
[04:37.16]I'm in the shower And I'm writing a song
[04:42.19]Stop me if you've heard it
[04:48.30]My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
[04:52.34]And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget
[05:00.31]Rachel,sweetheart, could I see you for a minute?
[05:08.22]What's up?
[05:10.02]FYK:
[05:12.00]I've decided to pay a professional musician to play here on Sundays.
[05:16.39]Her name is Stephanie something. She's supposed to be very good.
[05:20.73]But what about Phoebe?
[05:23.74]It's not that your friend is bad.
[05:27.37]It's that she's so bad...
[05:31.04]...she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain...
[05:39.72]Okay,so you're not a fan.
[05:43.00]But,I mean,come on. You cannot do this to her.
[05:49.93]I have to do this to her?
[05:51.70]Lather,rinse,repeat
[05:54.00]And lather,rinse,repeat
[05:56.40]And lather,rinse,repeat
[06:00.10]As needed
[06:08.55]We didn't bring enough stuff.
[06:10.38]Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil?
[06:13.12]I'm telling you,it'll be worth it.
[06:15.62]It's a known fact that women love babies.
[06:18.29]Women love guys who love babies. It's the sensitive thing.
[06:27.47]Wait,forget them. We got one. Hard left.
[06:31.04]-Give me the baby. -No,I got him.
[06:33.10]Come on,seriously.
[06:34.47]Oh,seriously,you want him?
[06:41.08]Who is this little cutie-pie?
[06:43.11]Well,don't think me immodest,but...
[06:48.89]Want to smell him?
[06:50.05]I assume we're talking about the baby?
[06:54.83]He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.
[07:00.40]My uterus just skipped a beat.
[07:03.47]What'd I tell you?
[07:04.90]It's great you're doing this.
[07:06.80]Well,we are great guys.
[07:09.01]My brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt.
[07:12.34]What agency did you two go through?
[07:19.42]But this is my gig.
[07:21.19]This is where I play.
[07:22.85]My name is written out there in chalk.
[07:25.59]You know,you can't just erase chalk.
[07:31.76]Honey,I'm sorry.
[07:33.20]And he's going to be paying this woman?
[07:35.67]Why doesn't he just give her a throne and a crown?
[07:38.80]And,like,a gold stick with a ball on top?
[07:44.61]Terry is a jerk! That's why we always say,"Terry's a jerk!"
[07:48.45]That's where that came from.
[07:53.62]You probably did everything you could.
[07:57.36]You know what? Let me just see what else I could do.
[08:04.16]Just let her go on after Stephanie whatever her name is.
[08:07.37]You won't be here. You don't pay her.
[08:10.30]I don't know.
[08:11.80]I'll clean the cappuccino machine!
[08:13.87]You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
[08:17.88]Of course I clean it.
[08:20.91]I mean,I will clean it.
[08:23.85]I mean,I will clean it.
[08:25.65]All right,fine,fine,fine!
[08:33.56]-Done. -Really?
[08:35.16]Who's working for you,babe?
[08:37.40]Oh,my God! This is so exciting! How much am I gonna get?
[08:42.23]What?
[08:44.04]He's paying the people who were playing.
[08:47.37]I meant,he's paying that other woman because she's a professional.
[08:52.74]I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid.
[08:57.38]I'm sorry,no!
[08:59.08]No,I'm not some sloppy second, you know,charity band.
[09:03.62]There are thousands of places in this city...
[09:06.39]...where people would pay to hear me play. …
[09:09.29]When I play,I play for me
[09:11.43]I don't need your charity
[09:13.70]Thank you!
[09:23.31]I'm not getting a shot. Maybe they can take the needle...
[09:26.88]...and squirt it into my mouth. Like a squirt gun. …
[09:31.15]Hello there. I'm Dr. Carlin.
[09:37.89]Doctor,can I see you for just a moment?
[09:42.46]My brother has a slight phobia about needles.
[09:46.46]Did you tell him about my squirt gun idea?
[09:50.94]My brother,the Ph.D., would like to know...
[09:53.50]...if there's any way to treat this orally?
[10:02.28]So?
[10:06.08]Go and have a seat. The doctor says it's got to be a needle.
[10:10.02]You're just going to have to be brave. Can you do that for me?
[10:17.86]Oh,boy! You are doing so good.
[10:22.60]You want to squeeze my hand?
[10:25.47]Ross,don't squeeze it so hard.
[10:27.71]Honey,really. Don't squeeze it so hard!
[10:30.44]Let go of my hand!
[10:35.81]Good plan. Next time we want to pick up women...
[10:38.55]...we should go to the park and make out. …
[10:41.52]Taxi! Taxi!
[10:45.29]Look at that talent.
[10:50.00]Just practicing. You're good.
[10:52.30]Carry on.
[10:54.23]Wait,wait,wait!
[10:56.47]Hey,you. He's just adorable.
[10:59.84]Can you tell him that? Because he thinks he looks too pink.
[11:05.64]-What are you guys out doing today? -We're not out.
[11:10.65]We're two heterosexual guys hanging with the son...
[11:13.82]...of our other heterosexual friend, doing the usual straight-guy stuff. …
[11:19.42]You done?
[11:21.86]There's our stop.
[11:23.66]Get out of here! This is our stop.
[11:26.50]You guys live around here too?
[11:28.70]We live in the building by the sidewalk.
[11:33.84]You know it?
[11:36.54]Since we're neighbors,what do you say we get together for a drink?
[11:45.55]So you want to go to Markel's?
[11:48.69]Sure,they love us over there.
[11:50.86]Where's your baby?
[12:03.13]Ben! Ben!
[12:05.74]That's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord!
[12:09.44]Stop the bus!
[12:19.72]Are you sure he didn't break it? It hurts.
[12:22.32]No,it's just a good bone bruise.
[12:26.39]And right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
[12:31.30]-I'm really sorry. -It's okay.
[12:34.17]Sorry.
[12:40.14]Which we can celebrate later.
[12:43.41]Celebrate. Celebrate
[12:46.61]He was a double,double
[12:48.65]Double-jointed boy
[12:53.32]So are you the professional guitar player?
[12:57.82]Yeah,I'm Stephanie.
[13:00.02]Right. My name was on there, but now it just says carrot cake.
[13:06.60]So how many chords do you know?
[13:09.93]-All of them. -So you know D?
[13:14.44]Do you know A-minor?
[13:18.71]Do you know how to go from D to A-minor?
[13:25.62]So does your guitar have a strap?
[13:31.52]Mine does.
[13:36.46]Stephanie knows all the chords
[13:41.23]Come on! Pick up,pick up!
[13:44.74]Transit Authority?
[13:47.17]I'm doing research for a book.
[13:49.04]I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a baby on a city bus.
[13:55.01]Yes,I realize that would be a stupid character.
[13:57.88]Here's the deal: We lost a car seat on a bus.
[14:00.72]It's white plastic and it fits onto a stroller.
[14:04.36]And there was a baby in it.
[14:07.56]He wants to talk to you.
[14:10.83]Everybody,let's give a warm Central Perk welcome to
[14:14.37]Terry's a jerk And he won't let me work
[14:17.40]And I hate Central Perk
[14:24.01]To Stephanie Schiffer!
[14:31.55]I'd like to start with a song I wrote for the first man I ever loved.
[14:39.39]Zachary
[14:41.09]Are all invited to bite me
[14:53.37]We're the guys that called about the baby! Is he here?!
[14:57.58]He's here.
[15:01.75]I assume one of you is the father.
[15:03.58]-That's me. -I'm him.
[15:07.65]Actually,we're both the father.
[15:20.80]Oh,Ben! Hey,buddy.
[15:29.67]Please tell me you know which one is our baby.
[15:33.78]That one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns.
[15:39.25]Or clowns.
[15:42.75]That one's Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth!
[15:47.59]Hey,Ben! Remember us?
[15:51.03]Okay,the mole came off.
[15:54.33]What are we gonna do?
[15:57.64]We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.
[15:59.67]-Flip for the baby? -You got a better idea?
[16:02.11]All right,call it in the air.
[16:05.51]Heads.
[16:06.81]Heads,it is.
[16:11.05]We have to assign heads to something!
[16:19.06]Ducks is heads because ducks have heads.
[16:27.36]What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
[16:37.71]Just call me angel Of the morning,angel
[16:42.31]Just touch my cheek Before you leave me,baby
[16:47.25]Just call me angel Of the morning,angel
[16:52.06]Then slowly turn away
[16:56.93]I won't beg you to stay
[17:01.00]With me
[17:13.71]Here. I thought you might be cold.
[17:16.61]Thank you.
[17:25.39]Look at you! You did pretty well.
[17:28.03]$8. 27.
[17:31.13]But not really,because I put in the first two.
[17:34.93]Just to get the ball rolling and to make myself feel better.
[17:39.70]Do you?
[17:42.74]You know,this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me.
[17:47.54]I don't know,when l sang "Su-su-suicide"...
[17:52.05]... I got,like,$ 1. 75. …
[17:56.09]But then "Smelly Cat"?
[17:59.79]I got 25 cents and a condom.
[18:04.16]So,you know,now I just feel really bad for "Smelly Cat."
[18:10.50]Honey,I don't think everybody gets "Smelly Cat."
[18:14.81]I mean,if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets,then whoosh!
[18:21.85]But it's not even that,you know?
[18:24.42]I used to do my songs because it made me happy.
[18:27.45]Now it's just all about the money,you know?
[18:34.02]Well,people missed you in there.
[18:36.46]In fact,there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat."
[18:40.00]Really? From who?
[18:42.03]Well,me.
[18:45.04]And I know it's not your big money song,but it's my favorite.
[18:53.04]Did I accidentally drop a condom in your case?
[19:00.65]It's kind of an emergency.
[19:04.02]-Here you go. -Thanks a lot.
[19:05.72]Hey,Christine! I got it!
[19:14.23]I want to thank you for being there for me.
[19:17.33]And I'm sorry I almost broke your hand.
[19:19.87]That's okay. I'm sorry I poisoned you.
[19:24.64]Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand?
[19:28.21]Remember it? What do you think this is,a freckle?
[19:33.48]What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin?
[19:37.52]Remember when I stuck that broom in your spokes...
[19:40.32]...and you hit your head on the curb?
[19:44.23]But I remember people telling me about it.
[19:48.40]I hope Ben has a little sister.
[19:52.20]And I hope she can kick his ass.
[19:55.74]I'm gonna get a new Band-Aid.
[19:58.58]How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
[20:02.25]That was you?
[20:06.12]They were infected. He wouldn't have made it.
[20:13.36]My little nephew.
[20:14.93]Come here,little one!
[20:17.39]There's my little baby,Ben!
[20:25.30]Hey,he's not crying!
[20:31.44]Hey,he's not crying!
[20:39.88]There's still pie!
[20:42.92]I'm here. I'm here.
[20:45.89]How's my little boy?
[20:48.33]You want Daddy to change your diaper? I know,I know.
[20:53.33]Did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?
[20:58.14]He rode the bus today.
[21:04.27]Big boy riding the bus
[21:12.32]How come it says, "Property of Human Services"?
[21:20.36]You are gonna love this.
[21:23.69]Can you hold Ben for a sec?
[21:26.10]Come here. Come here.
[21:27.30]Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run,Joey,run!
[21:36.11]Smelly cat,smelly cat
[21:39.68]What are they feeding you?
[21:42.58]No,no. I'm sorry,it's:
[21:43.78]Smelly cat,smelly cat
[21:51.36]Smelly cat,smelly cat
[21:55.69]Better!
[21:56.93]Much better. Good.
[21:58.23]Don't feel bad, because it's a hard song.
[22:03.13]-You want to try it again? -From the top?
[22:05.74]There is no "top," all right?
[22:09.04]That's the beauty of "Smelly Cat."
[22:14.41]Why don't you just follow me.
[22:17.45]Smelly cat,smelly cat
[22:21.29]What are they feeding you?
[22:24.66]Smelly cat,smelly cat
[22:28.00]It's not your fault
[22:31.90]That's too much. Sorry.