[00:04.14]Hey. - Hey.
[00:05.28]Hold on a second.
[00:10.24]Nice. Nice.
[00:12.46]I got you something.
[00:13.89]- What's this? - Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
[00:17.29]I don't know what Big Leon told you, but it's a thousand...
[00:19.35]...if you want me for the whole night.
[00:22.79]What is this for? - Well, I'm making money now.
[00:25.13]And this is paying you back for headshots, electric bills...
[00:28.17]...and so many slices of pizza I can't even count.
[00:31.84]I love you, man. - Well, thanks, man.
[00:32.69]Now I can get my pony.
[00:37.10]Hey. This is a little extra something for always being there for me.
[00:42.22]Wow, I don't know what to say.
[00:50.32]Wow, I don't know what to say.
[00:53.65]Eh? What do you say? - I don't know.
[00:58.36]It's a bracelet.
[00:59.57]Isn't it? It's engraved too. Check it out.
[01:02.87]"To my best bud."〝
[01:09.76]Thanks, best bud.
[01:11.91]Put it on. - Oh. Now?
[01:16.98]No, something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.
[01:19.67]No, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything.
[01:23.78]When you put this on, you're good to go.
[01:32.81]You are so wearing that bracelet!
[01:36.74]I so am!
[01:39.28]Oh! Any idea what this will do for your *** life?
[01:42.28]It'll probably slow it down at first...
[01:44.20]...but once I'm used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
[02:36.07]This all looks good. - Great.
[02:38.47]If I want to call for a reference on your last job?
[02:41.60]Oh, that's there on the bottom, see? The manager, Chandler Bing?
[02:45.08]All right.
[02:46.57]Let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad.
[02:50.65]A salad? I could do something more complicated.
[02:54.22]No, just the salad will be fine.
[02:57.90]You got it.
[02:59.14]Now I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
[03:04.44]All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce.
[03:07.85]Uh-huh. Is it dirty?
[03:09.68]Oh, no, no. I'm gonna wash it.
[03:11.18]Don't. I like it dirty.
[03:16.34]That's your call.
[03:17.93]So, uh, what are you going to do next?
[03:21.91]I thought that I'd cut up the tomatoes.
[03:24.05]Are they firm?
[03:28.49]They're alright. - You sure they haven't gone bad?
[03:31.05]You sure they're not very, very bad?
[03:37.81]Ahem. No, really, they're okay.
[03:39.72]You gonna slice them up real nice?
[03:42.76]I was going to do them julienne.
[03:47.34]I'm out of here!
[03:56.97]Hello?
[03:59.08]Rachel's not here right now. Can I take a message?
[04:01.58]All right. And how do we spell Casey?
[04:04.48]Is it like "at the bat" or "and The Sunshine Band"?
[04:07.62]Okay, bye-bye.
[04:11.20]Hey, who's this Casey?
[04:13.27]Some guy she met at the movies.
[04:15.61]What does he want with her?
[04:17.01]I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance...
[04:21.10]...you know, make a little love..
[04:26.14]Well, pretty much get down tonight.
[04:34.02]I don't know. I don't...
[04:35.63]I don't get it! Two months ago, Rachel and I were this close.
[04:39.68]Now I'm taking messages from guys she meets at the movies?
[04:44.59]I mean, this Casey should be taking down my messages, you know?
[04:47.37]Or Rachel and I should be together...
[04:50.28]...and we should get some kind of message service.
[04:55.38]Hang in there. It's gonna happen.
[04:57.88]Now how do you know that?
[04:59.65]Because she's your lobster.
[05:04.20]Oh, she's going somewhere.
[05:08.50]It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life.
[05:12.50]You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples...
[05:15.65]...walking around their tank, holding claws, like...
[05:24.83]Hey, you feeling better?
[05:26.57]Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.
[05:30.46]So do you have any other possibilities?
[05:32.91]Yeah. There is the possibility that I won't make rent.
[05:36.38]Monica, if you want, I can lend you money.
[05:38.47]No, no. If I couldn't pay you back right away...
[05:41.30]...then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
[05:43.54]Oh. Then why don't you borrow it from Mom and Dad?
[05:47.31]You feel guilty and tense around them already.
[05:50.24]Might as well make some money off of them.
[05:53.33]The man's got a point.
[05:56.61]What is that sparkly thing?
[06:04.02]That thing? It's a, uh...
[06:05.14]Yeah, it's a little flashy.
[06:07.13]No, no.
[06:08.34]No, no. It's not flashy. Not for a goodfella.
[06:14.18]Man, that is sharp! That must have cost you quite a few doubloons.
[06:24.45]_Hi. - Hi
[06:25.75]- Hi, darling. MONICA: So what's this?
[06:27.04]Some of your old stuff.
[06:28.65]Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you.
[06:32.51]We're turning your room into a gym.
[06:36.23]Wow, that is a surprise!
[06:38.69]Just one little question. Why not Ross' room?
[06:41.44]Gosh, we talked about that...
[06:42.73]...but your brother had so many science trophies, plaques, merit badges...
[06:47.82]Well, we didn't want to disturb them.
[06:50.24]God forbid!
[06:54.18]
[06:55.98]Hi, Rachel. Aww.
[06:58.07]We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up.
[07:01.40]Well, they're just separated. You never know! We'll see.
[07:05.62]I can't say any of us were surprised.
[07:09.89]Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them.
[07:12.94]- Oh. - Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
[07:15.77]What? What incident?
[07:19.80]Um, no, no. I must be thinking of someone else.
[07:23.36]Maybe me! Ha!
[07:25.05]Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold, dear. Fold. You fold.
[07:32.93]_Want a refill
[07:38.48]You gotta give me a second. I want to get this just right.
[07:42.08]Ahem.
[07:45.83]Dude, 11:00, totally hot babe checking you out.
[07:52.05]That was really good. I think I'm ready for my ***** now.
[08:03.96]I know what you're thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
[08:08.72]- I'm Gail. - Chandler.
[08:10.08]I... I really have to be somewhere, but it was nice meeting you.
[08:17.40]
[08:25.03]This is excellent!
[08:25.93]He could've gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs.
[08:29.12]But no! He has to get me the "woman repeller"!
[08:32.56]The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap!
[08:36.26]It's not that bad. - Easy for you to say.
[08:38.38]You're not sporting a reject from the Mr. T collection!
[08:42.01]Chandler. Chandler.
[08:43.16]"I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!〝
[08:44.87]I pity that fool..." Ay.〝
[08:50.98]Hey, man! We were just doing some impressions.
[08:53.91]Do your Marcel Marceau.
[08:58.25]That's actually good.
[09:07.91]Would you look at that guy?
[09:09.70]How long has he been talking to her?
[09:11.94]It's like, back off, buddy! She's a waitress, not a geisha.
[09:17.11]I think she's okay.
[09:19.92]Look at that! See how she's pushing him away and he won't budge?
[09:24.46]I'm gonna do something.
[09:27.74]We'll get a condo right on the mountain. Ski in, ski out, it's great.
[09:32.52]Excuse me? Are you Rachel?
[09:35.17]
[09:38.59]Ross Geller.
[09:39.89]God, in your ad you said you were pretty, but wow!
[09:44.49]What are you doing?
[09:45.85]Oh, my God, is this the wrong day?
[09:49.87]I don't believe it!
[09:53.42]If it works out, we'll have something to tell the grandkids!
[09:54.82]You sure will.
[09:57.40]I've gotta go.
[09:59.45]Take care. ROSS: Okay.
[10:00.51]- See you later. RACHEL: Ohh.
[10:04.79]You're welcome.
[10:07.09]What? - I was saving you.
[10:10.32]Saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man?
[10:14.77]From where I was... - Okay, Ross, listen to me.
[10:17.19]I am not yours to save.
[10:21.58]But you are. - What?
[10:24.38]Uh, well, um... You're my lobster.
[10:30.61]Okay. Are you being the blind-date guy again?
[10:34.71]No, you're my lobster.
[10:37.88]See, um... Lobsters...
[10:40.38]Uh, in the tank, when they're old...
[10:44.62]...they get with the... They walk around holding the claws.
[10:50.42]In the tank! You know, with...
[10:52.77]...with the holding and...
[10:55.59]Pheebs, you wanna help me with the lobster thing?
[10:58.51]Do the claws again.
[11:02.62]Rach, forget the lobsters, okay?
[11:05.55]Let's talk... What about us?
[11:06.79]Ross, there is no "us," okay?
[11:09.91]No, but... - No! Listen to me!
[11:12.46]I fell for you and I get clobbered.
[11:14.97]You then fall for me and I again get clobbered.
[11:19.04]I'm tired of being clobbered, you know?
[11:22.36]It's just not worth it.
[11:24.23]Well, but..
[11:26.32]No "but," Ross.
[11:28.11]We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that.
[11:31.99]Except... Except that what?
[11:36.87]No. No.
[11:39.92]Accept that.
[11:52.66]Hey, man! Look, it's my best bud! How you doing?
[11:57.78]Wow. You're getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing.
[12:02.73]What do you say we play some ball? You and me, huh? What do you say
[12:09.29]Okay, that's my bad.
[12:12.11]If you hated the bracelet, you should have just said so.
[12:15.59]Doesn't the fact that I wore it...
[12:17.93]...say how much our friendship means to me?
[12:20.80]What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?
[12:25.31]Well, that's the part where I'm a wank.
[12:28.65]I was hoping you wouldn't focus on that.
[12:31.82]Come on, man! I said I was sorry a hundred times.
[12:34.92]I promise, I will never take it off my...
[12:38.43]...wrist.
[12:42.86]But if you want to stay in there and be mad...
[12:46.47]...you just, you stay in there.
[12:48.51]You know what the...
[12:50.90]I am here, on my knees...
[12:54.26]...holding up these couch cushions...
[12:57.01]...as a symbol of my sorrow and regret.
[13:00.95]Much like they did in biblical times.
[13:04.27]Though you may haveth anger now...
[13:11.30]You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush.
[13:16.57]I'm just saying! It's right there!
[13:19.53]
[13:22.44]Where's my grandson? You didn't bring him?
[13:24.58]No. He's at Carol and Susan's today.
[13:27.64]A woman in my office is a lesbian.
[13:31.47]I'm just saying!
[13:34.23]Jack, look! There's that house paint commercial that cracks you up!
[13:43.51]- Where have you been? - Emotional hell.-
[13:45.75]So did they lend you the money?
[13:47.44]No, I haven't asked them yet.
[13:49.69]Come on, Monica, do it.
[13:51.63]Hey, you guys.
[13:53.35]Monica has some news.
[13:56.71]So listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before, but...
[14:01.59]...I'm no longer at my job. I had to leave it.
[14:05.43]- Why? - Because they made me.-
[14:10.07]You were fired? What are you gonna do?
[14:14.16]Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica we're talking about.
[14:18.65]We taught her well.
[14:20.17]Ten percent of your paycheck goes where? BOTH: In the bank.
[14:26.13]So she dips into her savings. That's what it's there for.
[14:30.02]She's gonna be fine.
[14:30.74]If you need a little extra...
[14:32.34]...you know where to find it.
[14:34.67]Anything larger back there?
[14:38.37]I can't believe it!
[14:41.11]Would you stop already?
[14:41.71]Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.
[14:44.89]Oh, you're right. I should play in the hay.
[14:47.55]For about the fact I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with.
[14:52.19]Bring on the hay!
[14:54.42]Hey!
[14:58.02]I've got something that'll make you happy.
[15:00.31]Guess what Gunther found?
[15:02.40]_Ohh!
[15:04.75]Hey, now you have two!
[15:07.94]Oh, now you have two.
[15:12.69]What am I gonna do?
[15:13.73]Hey.
[15:13.83]Hey.
[15:21.62]How come you have two?
[15:23.51]This one's for you.
[15:26.39]Get out! - No, I can't.
[15:30.33]I know how much this means to you...
[15:33.10]...and I also know this is about more than jewelry.
[15:35.46]It's about you and me and the fact that we're "best buds."
[15:40.88]Wow. Is this friendship? I think so!
[15:45.61]Check it out! We're bracelet buddies!
[15:48.83]That's what they'll call us!
[15:54.47]Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like.
[15:56.76]You have dinosaur checks?
[15:59.32]Yeah. You get your money and you learn something.
[16:03.45]What's wrong with that?
[16:04.71]Nothing.
[16:05.91]Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus!
[16:10.93]I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Thank you, I'm very grateful.
[16:13.90]Hey, Mon, what is this?
[16:17.14]Oh, um...
[16:18.55]That's my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then.
[16:23.56]Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rains.
[16:29.63]Hey, what's on this videotape?
[16:30.86]You got me. Let's put it in.
[16:36.97]- Hi. - Hey.-
[16:44.00]JUDY: Over here, Jack. Okay.
[16:46.50]Rachel's coming up the path.
[16:48.66]Doesn't she look pretty? Jack?
[16:50.65]Can you get this?
[16:54.78]Oh, my God!
[16:56.96]What is with your nose?
[17:00.99]They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum.
[17:05.44]Okay, I was wrong. That's what they use to cover Connecticut.
[17:10.14]- This is us getting ready for the prom. - Ah!
[17:14.34]- We don't have to watch. - Yeah, we do.-
[17:15.91]_Come on! RACHEL_ It's fun!
[17:18.14]JUDY: Get a shot of Monica.
[17:20.98]Where's Monica? MONICA: Over here, Dad!
[17:22.79]JACK: Wait. How do you zoom out?
[17:26.67]There she is!
[17:32.30]Some girl ate Monica!
[17:36.23]Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.
[17:39.56]So how many cameras are actually on you?
[17:45.59]Oh, you look so great!
[17:47.94]RACHEL: So do you! You look beautiful!
[17:51.19]_Oops. RACHEL_ What
[17:53.38]I think I got mayonnaise on you.
[17:54.69]Oh, it's just the shoulder, not my dress.
[17:59.69]JACK: Everybody smile!
[18:01.24]Oh, Dad, turn it off!
[18:03.88]JACK: It is off. - It is not! What's with the red light?
[18:07.81]_It's the off light. Right, Ross
[18:18.07]Looking good, Mr. Kotter.
[18:24.50]You look pretty tonight. - Oh, thanks.
[18:30.46]What are you doing this summer? - I'm gonna hang out...
[18:33.86]...work on my music.
[18:39.60]Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down.
[18:49.53]Let me see. I don't know.
[18:52.12]What are you gonna do...
[18:54.21]Oh! The guys are here!
[18:55.61]This summer?
[18:56.92]Work on your music?
[19:04.14]RACHEL: Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik!
[19:06.40]You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times.
[19:10.49]His name was in the paper.
[19:13.51]Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet?
[19:16.51]He'll be here, okay? Take a chill pill.
[19:20.59]There.
[19:26.76]I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
[19:31.34]I can't go to the prom without a date. I can't! It's too late!
[19:36.96]If you're not going, then I don't want to go either.
[19:40.05]Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass!
[19:44.48]I have a wonderful idea.
[19:46.34]You should take Rachel to the prom.
[19:50.62]Doubtful.
[19:51.80]Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.
[19:56.52]
[19:59.21]Your mother's right. Take her. You can wear my tux.
[20:02.29]She won't wanna go with me.
[20:03.98]JACK: Of course she would! You're a college man!
[20:07.54]
[20:09.53]Don't you wanna find out?
[20:12.67]I can't believe I can't go to the prom!
[20:15.39]This is so harsh!
[20:21.34]Hold my board. - Attaboy! Attaboy!
[20:25.13]ROSS: I think we've seen enough.
[20:26.99]Let's turn it off. - No, no, no!
[20:28.79]Well, I'm not gonna watch.
[20:31.85]Come on, kid. Let's go!
[20:35.68]_My! Are you handsome! JACK_ Let's show them!
[20:39.68]Just a sec, Dad.
[20:42.46]Okay, be cool. Just be cool.
[20:54.37]Okay, Dad.
[20:55.61]Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining...
[20:59.65]Oh, no.
[21:00.99]MONICA: Bye! Don't wait up!
[21:03.25]_Chip!
[21:06.84]JUDY: Oh, dear!
[21:09.37]Jack. How do I turn this off?
[21:10.83]JACK: Press the button.
[21:12.53]JUDY: Which one? Which button? Jack!
[21:13.97]JACK: The button! The button!
[21:20.18]I can't believe you did that.
[21:54.77]See? He's her lobster!
[22:05.19]JUDY: Dance with him!
[22:07.08]Mom, I'm hungry!
[22:09.54]JUDY: Dance with your father.
[22:10.89]I don't know any of your flashdances, but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
[22:15.66]All right.
[22:23.19]_Oh, Jack! JACK_ Oh, Judy!
[22:26.48]_Oh, Judy!