[00:19.-3]There's something I never told you. 有件事我一直没有告诉你
[04:29.-4]I thought tonight we'd stay at my place. 或许今晚改住我那边啊
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[08:21.-1]How can they do this to me? 他们怎么能这么对我？
[10:54.-2]...dropped off a fish tank and left! …丢下鱼缸就走了就是这样
[11:51.-3]Well,that's not bad at all. 那还好嘛
[13:33.-3]There's nothing between us "animal" at all? 你是说我们之间 就没有任何“兽性”的东西吗
[17:54.-4]...as a friend and as your brother. …我是你一辈子的朋友跟兄弟
[17:59.-3]Hard day,huh? 辛苦了
[18:07.-3]Dr. Ramoray,report to first floor Emergency stat. 雷大夫，请到一楼急诊室报到
[20:17.-3]...it'll never be as good as you thought. …永远不会像你想的一样好
[00:02.01]-Oh,Drake. -I'm sorry,Amber. 崔克 抱歉，安柏
[00:05.22]It's like Brad to have to have the last word. 布莱就是这样子，嘴巴不认输
[00:08.79]Sorry I'm late. What happened? 抱歉，我迟到了，怎么样？
[00:10.62]We wanna see the end. 我们在看结局
[00:12.12]I want you,Drake. 我要你，崔克
[00:13.66]I know you do. 这个我知道
[00:15.03]But we can never be together that way. 但我们永远不可能会有结果的
[00:17.86]What? 什么？
[00:21.23]I'm actually your half-brother. 我是你的异母哥哥
[00:29.47]So what happens next? 那后来怎么样呢？
[00:31.31]I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. 我帮连体婴动分割手术 得了医学奖
[00:34.81]Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother,Ramon... 然后我跟安柏去委内瑞拉 找另外一个异母哥哥雷蒙…
[00:40.35]...where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big. …我找到了世界最大的翡翠 那真的很大
[00:44.36]But it's cursed. 但受了诅咒
[00:46.89]So cool! 好酷喔
[00:48.00]God,that is good TV! 天啊，真是个好节目
[00:52.10]The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
[01:01.87]六人行 第2季 第18集 瑞摩瑞医生之死
[01:38.51]Pheebs,play with me! 菲菲，跟我玩嘛
[01:41.58]This game is grotesque! 不，这种游戏太畸型了
[01:43.18]Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar... 居然把二十个手无寸铁的男人 串成一长条…
[01:47.42]...forced to play soccer forever? …被迫无止境地踢足球
[01:50.92]Hello? Human rights violation! 简直是侵害人权嘛
[01:53.89]Don't feel so bad. After playing... 不要为他们难过 等他们踢完足球之后…
[01:56.26]...I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time. …我把小塑胶妞拿出来 大家都会非常开心的呀
[02:01.77]Why don't you play with your roommate? 你干嘛不跟你室友玩？
[02:05.60]He's not a big fan of foosball. 他不爱玩桌上足球
[02:07.77]Are we not getting along with the new boy? 你跟那个新来的处得不好吗？
[02:10.74]No,he's all right. He spends most of his time in his room. 不是啊，他很好，只是 多数的时间都关在房间里
[02:14.91]That's because you haven't gotten to know him. 我想那也许是因为 你没有花时间去了解他
[02:17.62]Let's remedy that,shall we? 我们来补救，好不好？
[02:19.65]-We don't need to. -lt'll be fun! 我们不需要补救 要啊，会很好玩的
[02:25.06]What was that? 什么事？
[02:27.76]I thought it'd be fun if we had beers and got to know each other. 我只是想我们三人来喝点啤酒 彼此了解一下会很有意思
[02:32.13]All right. 好呀
[02:33.23]Oh,good! Okay. 听起来不错
[02:35.10]Oh,no! I have to go, because I'm late for... 不行，我得走了 因为我还要赶去…
[02:39.84]... my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. …“绿蛋与火腿”的研讨会
[02:43.84]Tonight,it's "Why he would not eat them on a train." 今天晚上主题是… “为什么不在火车上吃呢？”
[02:47.45]-Have fun! Bye! -That was so lame. 好好玩，拜 好烂的藉口
[02:49.81]I know. 我知道
[02:52.02]Okay,talk to him. 你跟他谈
[02:57.26]So you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or...? 你想那个赛车手 被开了多少罚单啊…？
[03:05.33]That's good. So who broke up with who? 好笑…谁甩了谁啊？
[03:08.00]I broke up with her. 我甩了她呀
[03:09.33]She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. 她真的以为 西恩潘是高棉的首都
[03:14.31]When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is.... 有没有搞错？ 大家都知道高棉的首都是…
[03:19.71]It's not Sean Penn. 不是西恩潘
[03:22.28]I got a funny one. 好，我有个好笑的
[03:23.78]My last girlfriend,Tilly. We're eating breakfast,right? 好，我前任的女友叫提莉 我们在吃早餐
[03:27.55]I made these pancakes. Like,50 pancakes. 我做了很多薄松饼 大概有五十多个吧
[03:30.16]All of a sudden, she turns to me and says,"Eddie... 突然间她转过来 她就说艾迪…
[03:33.46]... I don't wanna see you anymore." …我不想再跟你见面了
[03:35.63]It was literally like she had reached into my chest... 那就好像是 她把手伸进我的胸膛里…
[03:38.73]... ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life! …挖出了我的心 把我的生活搞得乱七八糟的
[03:43.30]There was this incredible abyss and I'm falling. 那就像我面前有一个深渊 我就一直往下掉
[03:46.40]I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop! 我就一直往下掉 永无止境地往下掉
[03:54.48]That wasn't such a funny story. 这个故事不太好笑，是不是？
[04:02.22]And a crusty old man Said I'll do what I can 中央公园
[04:02.22]一个坏脾气老头说我尽量
[04:04.82]And the rest of the rats Played maracas 其他老鼠开始摇响葫芦
[04:09.83]That's it! Thanks! Good night. 唱完了，谢谢，晚安
[04:13.77]Phoebe's got another job,right? 菲比有别的工作吧？
[04:17.24]Great set tonight,Pheebs. 唱得很好，菲菲
[04:19.20]I know. 我知道
[04:21.37]We should get going. 我想我们该走了
[04:23.44]We should too. I've got patients at 8 in the morning. 我们也该走了 明天早上八点还有病人
[04:26.44]You know how we always stay at your apartment? 知道吗？我在想 我们老是在你那边过夜
[04:31.72]I don't know. I don't have my jammies. 我不知道，我没有带我的睡衣
[04:35.45]You don't need them. 或许你不需要
[04:37.29]My baby sister,ladies and gentlemen. 我的小妹妹，各位先生女士
[04:41.59]Shut up. I'm happy. 闭嘴，我很快乐
[04:44.80]Oh,this is so nice! I have to make a speech. 这太棒了 我必须说几句话
[04:48.27]Of all the guys that Monica has been with,and that is a lot... 我只是想说，在摩妮卡 交过的为数众多的男友当中…
[04:55.31]...I like you the best. …我最喜欢你了
[04:58.14]Thank you,Pheebs. That's very sweet. 谢谢你，菲菲，嘴真甜
[05:01.38]You hear that? 听到了吗？
[05:02.78]She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot. 她最喜欢我 而且你显然阅人无数
[05:08.05]Not a lot. 没有啦
[05:09.42]Phoebe's kidding. Phoebe's crazy. 菲比在说笑吧，菲比是疯子
[05:13.63]Phoebe's dead. 菲比死定了
[05:22.63]I'm looking for Eddie Manoick. 我来找一位曼艾迪
[05:24.77]He's not here right now. I'm Chandler. 他现在不在 我叫钱德
[05:27.27]Can I take a message or.... Or a fish tank? 要我帮你留话 还是…拿鱼缸呢？
[05:30.31]Thanks. 谢了
[05:32.01]Come on in. 请进
[05:33.75]I'm Tilly. 我叫提莉
[05:41.25]I gather by that "Oh," he told you about me. 看你这个样子 他一定跟你提过我了
[05:44.12]Yeah,your name came up... 提过，你的大名在一段…
[05:47.19]...in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul. …令我惊心动魄的对话中 曾经出现过了
[05:52.10]He's kind of intense. 他这人有点激烈吧
[05:53.67]Yes! Hey,can I ask you, is Eddie a little... 对呀，请问你 艾迪是不是有一点…
[05:56.70]A little what? 有一点怎么样？
[05:57.80]...bit country? …有点乡村？
[06:02.44]Come on in,you roomie! 快进来呀，室友
[06:05.01]Hello,Tilly. 提莉
[06:06.54]Eddie,I just came by to drop off your tank. 艾迪，我只是把鱼缸送过来
[06:09.48]That was very thoughtful of you. 你想得真是周到
[06:11.62]It's very thoughtful. 非常体帖
[06:17.46]Well,okay then. 就这样了
[06:19.69]I'm gonna go. Bye. 我要走了，再见
[06:26.13]So we getting a fish? 那么我们养鱼了，是不是？
[06:28.03]You had sex with her. 你们上床了，是不是？
[06:33.50]Check it out,check it out! 菲菲，你看…
[06:35.37]Soap Opera Digest! That's one of my favorite digests! “肥皂剧文摘” 我最喜欢的文摘之一
[06:45.52]"New Doc on the Block, Days of our Lives Joey Tribbiani." 医界新秀 “我们的日子”崔乔伊
[06:49.49]Cool picture! 好酷的照片
[06:51.76]Oh,I look good. 我好帅
[06:55.09]Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines? 这是真的吗？ 很多台词都是你自己写的吗？
[06:59.06]Well,kind of,yeah. 可以这么说啦
[07:01.87]Remember last week when Alex was in the accident? 像你记得上礼拜 亚历出了事那一集吗？
[07:05.00]The line in the script was... 剧本上的台词是…
[07:07.00]... "If we don't get this woman to a hospital,she's going to die." …“我们不送这女人 去医院的话，她会死的”
[07:10.74]But I made it,"If this woman doesn't get to a hospital... 被我改成了这个女人 不去医院就医的话…
[07:13.91]...she's not gonna live." …她会活不成的
[07:17.45]Oh,okay. I see what you did there. 我懂你做了什么了
[07:23.45]Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this? 那你不怕那些编剧 看到这篇文章会有点生气吗？
[07:29.19]I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house. 我倒没有考虑到那些编剧 剧本总是送来我家
[07:36.43]But you know what? 但你知道吗？
[07:38.04]This makes me look good, which makes the show look good... 这样让我很有面子 也因为这样子，节目有面子…
[07:41.71]...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? …也因为这样子，编剧有面子 他们怎么可能会生我的气呢？
[07:46.88]Makes up most of his lines. 我们的日子
[07:46.88]他编了自己大部份的台词
[07:49.11]Son of a.... 很好…
[07:53.32]Write this,jerk-weed. 写这个，混蛋
[07:55.32]I fall down an elevator shaft? 我跌下了电梯井
[07:57.29]What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft? 这什么意思？我跌下了电梯井
[08:00.46]I don't know. I just bring the scripts. 我不知道，我只是送剧本过来
[08:05.46]They can't kill me! I'm Francesca's long-lost son! 他们不能杀我 我是兰琪失散的儿子呀
[08:09.23]Right. 对
[08:12.14]Could you sign? 请你签收，好吗？
[08:13.34]No! No way! I'm not signing that! 我才不签呢
[08:16.47]I don't think that will affect the plot of the show. 我不认为 对那个节目的剧情会有影响啊
[08:26.15]All right,I'm just gonna go. 我要走了
[08:29.29]Sorry. 很遗撼
[08:36.59]Well,it wasn't that many guys. 也没有那么多个啦
[08:38.86]If you consider how many guys there actually are... 我是说，如果你考虑到 全世界有多少男人…
[08:42.17]...it's a very small percentage. …那个比例非常小
[08:44.77]It's not that big a deal. I was just curious. 没什么大不了的 我只是…好奇罢了
[08:47.77]-Good night. -Good night,Richard. 晚安 晚安，理查
[08:49.67]Good luck,Mon. 祝你好运，摩妮卡
[08:51.71]Before I tell you,you tell me how many women you've been with. 好，我说之前 你先说你有过几个女人
[08:58.08]Two. 两个
[08:59.45]Two? Two? 两个？…
[09:02.72]How is that possible? I mean... 那怎么可能？…
[09:05.06]... have you seen you? …你知道你长得有多帅吗？
[09:09.29]I mean,what can I say? 我能说什么呢？
[09:10.90]I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my high-school sweetheart. 我跟芭芭拉做了三十年的夫妻 我们在高中就认识了
[09:15.30]Now you. That's two. 加上你，一共两个
[09:17.90]Two it is. 那就两个吧
[09:20.40]Time for bed. I'm gonna brush my teeth. 该上床了 我要去刷牙了
[09:23.74]No,wait a minute now! 你先等一等
[09:25.64]Come on,it's your turn. 来啊，换你了
[09:27.65]Oh,come on! 快说呀
[09:30.68]You know,I don't need the actual number. Just a ballpark. 我也不需要知道确实的数目 只要差不多就可以了
[09:35.89]Okay,it is definitely less than a ballpark. 绝对比一个“大厦”还要少
[09:43.73]I am so glad I'm not Monica right now. 真庆幸现在我不是摩妮卡
[09:46.40]Tell me about it. 那还用说
[09:48.33]So what's your magic number? 你的神奇数字是多少？
[09:53.70]Come on,you know everyone I've been with. All both of them. 来嘛，我交过的你都认识 两个你都认识
[09:58.58]Well,there's you. 有你
[10:01.41]Better not be doing these in order. 最好不要说我是第一个
[10:05.58]Billy Dreskin,Pete Carny. 崔比利，柯彼得
[10:09.29]Barry. 贝利
[10:11.72]Paolo. 还有…保罗
[10:12.89]Oh,yes,the weenie from Turinie. 对，托里尼来的蠢蛋
[10:17.76]Honey,are you jealous of Paolo? 蜜糖，你嫉妒保罗吗？
[10:21.60]I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him. 跟他从没像跟你在一起 这么快乐过
[10:25.40]-Really? -Oh,please! 真的？ 拜托
[10:27.71]That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. 跟保罗那一段根本就不能算
[10:31.08]All it really was was just meaningless,animal sex. 那只能算是 无意义的野兽的性关系
[10:38.72]Okay,you know,that sounded so much better in my head. 我这么说让我自己觉得好多了
[10:44.66]I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend. 艾迪 我没有跟你的前任女友上床
[10:47.09]That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say. 有意思，因为跟她上过床的人 都会这么说
[10:50.63]This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes... 你疯了，你疯了，是不是？ 她只来了两分钟而已…
[10:56.47]Where's Buddy? 巴迪在哪里？
[10:57.90]Buddy? 巴迪？
[10:59.24]My fish,Buddy. 我的鱼巴迪
[11:01.67]There was no fish when she dropped it off. 她根本就没有带鱼来 里面没有任何东西
[11:04.18]This is unbelievable! 这真令人难以置信
[11:06.61]You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... 你先跟我的前任女友上床 以为我会笨到去相信你的谎言
[11:10.82]...then you kill my fish? My Buddy? 然后你杀了我的鱼 我的巴迪？
[11:13.15]I didn't kill your fish! 我没有杀你的鱼啊
[11:15.09]Look,Eddie 你听我说，艾迪…
[11:20.26]Would you look at what I'm doing? 你看我在做什么，好不好？
[11:23.00]Now that can't be smart. 那样太不聪明了
[11:28.03]So we're just gonna take this guy right off you... 所以我们要把那个傢伙 给拿开…
[11:31.27]...and put him here in Mr. Pocket. …把它放到我的口袋先生里
[11:35.84]Tangelo? 来个橘子吧
[11:46.62]That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me? 就这样吗？ 害怕告诉我的庞大数目吗？
[11:53.26]You had me thinking it was, like,a fleet. 我是说，你害我以为 你有一“托拉库”的人
[11:57.40]You're okay with it? 你真的觉得没关系？
[11:58.63]Oh,honey,I'm fine. 亲爱的，没关系
[12:05.10]Okay,about that two. 对了，关于那两个…
[12:07.37]What? 什么？
[12:08.64]All right. 好吧
[12:10.57]What about my two? 我的“两个”怎么样？
[12:11.91]It just seems like a really small number. 只是听起来真的好少喔
[12:14.78]Right. 对呀
[12:18.62]Don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow? 我是说，难道你没有欲望 到处去采花吗？
[12:22.25]Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh,my God! Am I an oat? 你现在就是在那样对我吗？ 天啊，我是花吗？
[12:27.46]Honey,you are not an oat. 亲爱的，你不是被采的花
[12:29.43]I don't know,I guess I'm just not an oat guy. 我不知道 我猜我不是那一型的
[12:33.43]I've only slept with women I love. 我只跟我爱的女人上床
[12:36.00]You've only slept with two people. 但是你只跟两个人上过床
[12:42.77]Right. 对
[12:51.78]You know I love you too,right? 你一定知道我也爱你吧？
[12:54.75]Now I do. 现在我知道了
[13:02.26]Ross,please listen to me. 罗斯…拜托听我说
[13:05.10]You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. 罗斯，你比保罗好太多了
[13:08.33]You care about me,you're loving, you make me laugh. 我是说，你关心我 我心中有爱，你会逗我笑
[13:11.67]If I make you laugh,here's an idea. 那样的话，我有个主意
[13:14.34]Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack... 你可以邀请保罗过来 在床上野兽一下…
[13:16.67]...and I'll stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes! …而我就站在角落 讲敲门的笑话
[13:23.21]What we have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was 罗斯，我们的感情很特别！ 我跟保罗有的只是…
[13:26.52]"Animal sex"? “野兽的性关系”？
[13:31.02]So what are you saying? 所以你什么意思呢？
[13:36.13]There's not even, like,a little animal? 连一点点…一点兽性都没有？
[13:40.23]Not even,like... 甚至连…连像…
[13:42.20]...chipmunk sex? …花栗鼠性
[13:47.20]Try to hear me,okay? 拜托，你听我说
[13:50.21]I'm not gonna lie to you. 我不想对你说谎
[13:52.91]-lt was good with Paolo. -Knock-knock. 跟保罗的性很好 敲敲门
[13:58.48]But what you and I have is so much better. 但我们两个之间的比那好多了
[14:01.72]We have tenderness, we have intimacy,we connect. 我们有温柔，我们有亲密 我们灵犀相通
[14:06.22]You know? I swear. 而且我发誓
[14:07.93]This is the best... 我从来没有过…
[14:10.26]... I have ever had. …像你这么棒的
[14:14.60]Until now. 直到现在
[14:24.18]Richard told me he loved me. 理查刚说他爱我
[14:25.94]-Oh,my God! -I know! 天啊 我知道
[14:27.24]Honey,that's great! 太棒了
[14:28.78]I know! 我知道
[14:30.21]-I just can't find -Top drawer. 我只是找不到… 在第一个抽屉
[14:32.12]-Hurry. -Why? You need one too? 你也要啊 对呀
[14:37.25]Found them! 找到了
[14:43.36]There's only one. 只有一个
[14:47.60]We'll be right there. We're just trying to decide something. 我马上来 我们…在决定事情
[15:09.59]-They're trying to decide something. -Good. Good,good. 她们两个在决定事情 好，很好
[15:19.30]So was your mustache Did it used to be different? 你的…你的小胡子 跟以前有不同吗？
[15:30.61]How do you,you know, keep it so neat? 你怎么能够保持得那么整齐？
[15:35.58]I have a comb. 我有一把小梳子
[15:41.29]-What is that? -A mustache comb. 那个梳子叫什么？ 胡子梳
[15:43.32]Thank you. 谢谢
[15:46.02]Okay,I will do your laundry for one month. 我帮你洗一个月的衣服
[15:52.43]I will,I will,I will.... 我会…我会…
[15:54.30]I will clean the apartment for two months. 我打扫两个月的房子，如何？
[15:57.20]I'll give this to you now,if you tell me where we keep the dustpan. 只要你告诉我我们把畚箕 放在哪里，这个我现在给你
[16:11.28]So were you in Nam? 你有没有打过越战？
[16:17.49]-Rock,paper,scissors? -Gotcha. 剪刀石头布 没问题
[16:20.29]One,two,three. 一，二，三
[16:22.29]Yes! 太棒了
[16:25.20]Fine. Go have sex. 很好，上床吧
[16:29.80]No! You have got it completely wrong! 不对，你完完全全搞错了
[16:32.37]John Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs. 强沙维奇是 “越战猎鹿人”，没有腿
[16:35.47]Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel his legs. 强沃特是“归乡”，腿瘫痪了
[16:38.58]You've got it totally the other way around,my friend. Jon Voight 你完完全全搞反了，朋友 强沃特是…
[16:42.91]-Honey? -What? 亲爱的 什么？
[16:53.36]Shall we? 进去吧
[16:54.39]It's not gonna happen. 今晚不可能了
[16:56.09]They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow. 今天晚上他们做 我们可以明天再做
[17:02.33]In the future,if I could see the schedule beforehand.... 下一次的时间表 可不可以先让我看看？
[17:09.37]So when I woke up this morning... 我今天早上醒过来的时候…
[17:11.38]... he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes! …发现他偷了我所有的鞋垫
[17:14.91]Why? 为什么？
[17:16.08]He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish. 那傢伙以为我睡了他前任女友 而且还杀了他的鱼
[17:20.18]Why would you kill his fish? 你干嘛杀了他的鱼？
[17:25.39]Because sometimes after you sleep with someone... 菲比，因为有时候 你跟人上床之后…
[17:28.26]...you have to kill a fish. …就必须要杀条鱼
[17:32.76]Chandler,honey... 钱德，宝贝…
[17:34.40]... I'm sorry. …抱歉
[17:35.73]Can we watch Joey's show now,please? 可以看乔伊的节目了吗？
[17:38.60]Wait. He's not here yet. 等等，他还没有到
[17:40.30]He knows what happens. 他知道情节
[17:43.81]I'm fine about my problem now, by the way. 对了，我不在乎我的问题了
[17:49.48]Amber... 安柏…
[17:51.38]...I'll always be there for you... …你需要的时候永远有我…
[17:56.75]Oh,Drake. 崔克
[18:00.49]First the medical award,now this? 先是医学大奖，然后是这个
[18:03.43]Some guys are just lucky,I guess. 是呀，我猜有些人天生好运
[18:12.44]Well,then... 那么…
[18:14.67]... I guess that's me. …我猜在叫我了
[18:18.84]Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wall? 还有谁想坐电梯的？ 何大夫？华大夫？
[18:23.58]They only said you. 他们只叫你一个人啊
[18:27.75]Oh,okay. All right. 好吧
[18:30.59]I love you. 我爱你，崔克
[18:32.02]Yeah,whatever. 是呀，随便啦
[18:34.49]Oh,no! 不…
[18:35.76]Drake,look out! 崔克，小心，崔克…
[18:41.70]-Did they just kill off Joey? -No! 他们刚刚甩了乔伊 不
[18:46.47]Now maybe. 好像真的
[18:49.71]Come on! Open up! We want to talk to you! 开门，我们想跟你谈一谈
[18:53.01]I don't feel like talking! 我不想谈
[18:54.68]Come on! We care about you. 别这样了，乔伊 我们关心你
[18:56.78]-We're worried about you. -And some of us really have to pee! 我们很关心你 我们有些人真的很急呀
[19:05.06]I'm sorry,Joey. 抱歉，乔伊
[19:08.73]Listen,sorry about your death. That really sucks. 听着，很遗撼你的死 真的很惨耶
[19:12.86]-We came over as soon as we saw. -How could you not tell us? 我们一看到就赶过来了 你怎么不告诉我们呢？
[19:16.37]I don't know. I was kind of hoping no one would ever find out. 我不知道 我有点希望没有人会发现
[19:21.57]Well,maybe they could find a way to bring you back. 或许他们可以让你起死回生
[19:25.68]They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in... 他们说当找到我尸体的时候 我的脑袋已经摔得稀巴烂了…
[19:30.25]...that the only doctor who could've saved me was me. …而唯一救得了我的人是我
[19:35.65]It's supposed to be some kind of irony. 说是故意要看起来讽刺什么的
[19:39.86]But Joey,you're gonna be fine. 乔伊，你不会有事的
[19:41.76]You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera. 你不需要那个节目 那只是个蠢的肥皂剧嘛
[19:45.40]This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 菲比，那是我这辈子最棒的事
[19:48.77]Yes! I was going to incorporate that. 没错，我本来还要那样说的
[19:52.90]Here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say. 很好，摩妮卡来了 她会说句好听的啦
[19:57.61]I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. 我把你的浴帘拉直了以免发霉
[20:02.45]What? To me,that's nice. 怎么了？那是好事啊
[20:05.58]It'll be okay. You know that. 不要紧的，你也知道嘛
[20:08.12]No,I don't. 不，我不知道
[20:11.05]It's like you work your whole life for something... 像你奋斗了一辈子去追求…
[20:14.59]...and you think that when you get it... …当你认为你办到的时候…
[20:19.56]But this so was. 不过这个是啊
[20:21.70]It changed everything. 它改变了一切
[20:23.47]Like,the other day, I got this credit card application... 前几天呢，我去申请信用卡…
[20:26.94]...and I was pre-approved! …我竟然被保送过关了
[20:31.74]I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life! 我这辈子从没被保送过关过
[20:35.31]I'm sorry,man. 很遗撼，老兄
[20:37.08]I don't know if this'll mean anything to you... 乔伊 我不知道这对你有没有意义…
[20:40.58]... but you'll always be pre-approved with us. …但我们总是会保送你过关
[20:44.49]That means nothing to me. 不，那对我没有意义
[20:53.43]Pecan sandy? Just made them. 大胡桃饼，刚出炉的
[20:56.93]Yeah,all right. 对，好
[21:00.00]Are these raisins? 这是什么？葡萄干吗？
[21:02.41]Sure,why not? 当然了，有何不可？
[21:10.65]Listen,Eddie. 听我说，艾迪
[21:13.62]I've been thinking about our living situation. 我想过 我们目前住在一起的情况了
[21:17.25]Why are you smiling? 你为什么要笑？
[21:18.62]I got a little surprise. Look. There's a new fishy. 我有个小小的惊喜 我买了条新鱼
[21:22.53]I named him... 我叫它…
[21:24.09]... Chandler,you know,after you. …钱德，以你为名
[21:35.81]Well,that's not even a real fish. 那根本不是一条真鱼啊
[21:39.88]No,that's a Goldfish cracker. 那是金鱼饼干耶
[21:44.18]So what's your point,man? 你要说什么？
[21:50.02]Okay,good night. 晚安了
[21:52.82]You big freak of nature! 大自然爱好者
[22:21.65]-Brisk tonight. -Oh,man. 今天晚上好冷 老兄
[22:24.89]-Let's never speak of this. -You got it. 我们都不要提了 没问题