[00:07.413] Hey,whatcha guys doing?
[00:09.797] Monica’s making us watch Old Yeller.
[00:14.486] Why are you guys so upset?
[00:15.952] It’s Old Yeller,it’s a happy movie.
[00:18.933] What?
[00:19.352] What’re you talking about?
[00:20.793] Come on,happy family gets a dog,frontier fun.
[00:26.692] Yeah but Phoebs,what about the end?
[00:28.418] What?When Yeller saves the family from the wolf and everyone’s happy?
[00:32.015] That’s not the end!
[00:33.345] Yu-huh.That’s when my mother would shut off the TV and said”The end”.
[00:38.948] What about the part where he has rabies?
[00:41.162] He doesn’t have rabies,he has babies.
[00:45.592] That’s what my mom said.
[00:47.740] Uh,Phoebe,I don’t think your mom wants you to see what’s about to happen.
[00:52.692] Why,what’s about to happen?
[00:54.689] I’ve never seen this part before.
[00:56.793] Hey,Travis,what you doing with that gun?
[01:02.445] Oh no,no no,Travis,put down the gun.
[01:06.260] No no no no,he he’s your buddy,he’s your Yeller.
[01:08.428] No no no no the end the end.
[01:14.239] Ok,what kind of a sick doggie snuff film is this?
[02:06.734] Hey,have you guys eaten?
[02:08.030] Because uh,Richard and I just finished and we’ve got leftovers.
[02:11.793] Chicken and potatoes.
[02:14.506] What am I wearing?
[02:17.451] Actually,nothing but rubber gloves.
[02:25.470] You know,one of these times you’re gonna really be naked
[02:27.324] And we’re not gonna come over.
[02:30.146] Alright,I’ve got a leg,three breasts and a wing.
[02:32.428] Well,how do you find clothes that fit.
[02:36.888] Oh,hey,Monica,we’ve got a question.
[02:38.639] Alright,for the bizillionth time,yes I see other women in shower at the gym
[02:42.206] And no I don’t look.
[02:44.699] No,not that one.
[02:46.421] We’re trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight.,
[02:48.272] We have an extra ticket.
[02:49.317] Yeah,Ross can’t go so it’s between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues
[02:53.237] And Dan with the poking.
[02:56.042] “Did you see that play?Do you want some more beer?Is that Spike Lee?”
[03:00.976] Ok!Hey,why don’t you ask Richard?
[03:12.978] Ok,uh,Richard,if you have an extra ticket to the Knicks game
[03:15.905] and you had to choose between a friend who smells
[03:18.782] And one who bruises you,who would you pick?
[03:20.799] Wow.Well,being a huge Knicks fan myself,
[03:23.590] I think you should choose someone who’s a huge Knicks fan.
[03:28.092] Ok,that’s Eric.
[03:32.251] Glad to be of help.Matches.
[03:36.085] I meant,why don’t you take Richard to the game?
[03:38.980] What?
[03:43.365] I don’t know.
[03:44.318] Come on!Keeps his fingers to himself and he’s always minty fresh.
[03:49.567] I don’t know,Richard’s really nice and everything.
[03:51.356] Uh,it’s just that we don’t know him rally well.
[03:52.818] You know,and plus he’s,you know,old..
[03:57.295] Er than some people,but uh,younger than some buildings.
[04:04.998] So what?he’s a little older,big deal.
[04:07.046] I mean he’s important to me.
[04:09.257] You know if you ask him,he might take you on his Jag.
[04:17.251] How do we say yes now,
[04:18.579] And makes it seem like we’re not doing it just to ride in the cool car?
[04:23.364] Ok,this could be tough.
[04:25.243] Ok,ok ok.Monica.
[04:28.058] We’ll bring him,but only if he takes the Jaguar.
[04:34.030] Ooh,you almost had it.
[04:42.383] No no,you’re fine,you’re fine.
[04:47.064] Hi honey~
[04:48.820] Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.
[04:50.749] What?What?
[04:51.649] Ok,we were just sitting over there playing on the floor
[04:53.195] and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up.
[04:58.215] He pulled himself up!
[05:00.572] Standing man.
[05:03.330] I’m sorry you guys missed it but
[05:04.960] I did tape it so if you guys want to see it.
[05:07.403] Uhh,we know,he already did it last week.
[05:10.305] You can watch our tape if you want.
[05:13.523] I don’t believe this.
[05:14.984] I miss, I miss the first time of everything.
[05:17.248] I missed,what?the first he rolled over,the first he crawled.
[05:20.656] What else did I miss?Has he spoken yet,is he driving,
[05:23.201] does he have a favorite liqueur?
[05:26.020] Actually,he is getting closer on the talking thing.
[05:28.702] He can’t quite say mama yet.
[05:30.336] But once he said “Yemen”.
[05:33.690] Ooh,I,I’m so sick of missing stuff.
[05:36.282] You know,I want him for more than,than a day.
[05:38.473] I want him for a whole weekend.
[05:40.065] No listen,I mean,I feel like...
[05:41.741] Great,that would be great.
[05:45.541] Really?I mean,I had a whole speech prepared.
[05:48.495] Oh shoot,that would have been fun.
[05:53.176] Oh look,did,did you just see that?
[05:55.370] Did you see?He just waved,he just waved.
[05:57.948] He’s never waved before,you’ve never waved before.
[06:00.514] Yes he has,very good..
[06:05.810] Hey Pheebs,what you got there?
[06:08.505] Ok,Love Story,Brian’s Song,and Therms of Endearment.
[06:13.175] Wow,all you need now is The Killing Fields,
[06:15.179] And some guacamole and you’ve got yourself a part-ay.
[06:19.052] Yeah,I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident,
[06:22.198] and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies
[06:26.358] to shield us from the pain and sadness.
[06:29.245] You know,before she killed herself.
[06:33.615] Hey,where’s Richard?Did you ditch him?
[06:38.487] Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie.
[06:42.914] What’s the matter with you,he’s parking the car.
[06:46.055] So’d u guys have fun?
[06:47.170] Your boyfriend is so cool.
[06:49.030] Really?
[06:49.867] Yeah,he let us drive his Jaguar.
[06:51.373] Joey for 12 blocks,me for 15.
[06:53.882] Wow,he must like you the best.
[06:58.146] Oh,what about the thing he did
[06:59.959] when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats.
[07:01.593] You never even saw the money,it was like this.
[07:03.613] Hey chandler,thanks for showing us to our seats.
[07:07.372] You’re welcome.Hey Joey,thanks for parking the car.
[07:10.714] No problem.
[07:13.676] Hey Chandler...
[07:14.484] I think they get it. Okay.
[07:18.721] There’s the man.
[07:22.750] Hey,you’re getting it better.I’m gonna keep this by the way.
[07:27.464] Ok.He kept my dollar.
[07:35.738] So your first whole weekend without Ben.
[07:36.878] What’re u guys gonna do?
[07:37.960] Uh,we’re going down to Colonial Williamsburg.
[07:40.143] Yeah,a woman I went to college
[07:41.284] with just became the first female blacksmith down there.
[07:44.854] Well,u know,they’re little behind the times in Colonial Williamsburg.
[07:49.677] Think I better go before mommy starts weeping.
[07:52.684] Bye~We love you,bye~
[07:55.373] Have a good time.
[07:58.297] Ok,Ben. -Ross?-yeah?-Look.
[08:08.767] Joey,do u know we can see u from here?
[08:13.107] How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
[08:15.691] Well,for starters,u may want to light it and lose the spatula.
[08:20.578] You know what,I think it’s cute,u trying to be more like Richard.
[08:23.579] Not like him,per-se,just not un-like him.
[08:38.213] Look,it’s the artist formerly known as Chandler.
[08:42.428] Just trying something here,u know.
[08:45.126] So Joey,why didn’t u grow a moustache?
[08:47.094] Oh,we flipped for it.
[08:48.547] I got the cigar,he got the moustache.
[08:51.321] Figured if we both grew it,we’d look like dorks.
[08:55.339] Yeah,u really sidestepped that land mine.
[08:58.528] Hey listen,we’ve gotta go,I promised Richard we’d meet him downstairs.
[09:01.308] You’re meeting Richard?
[09:02.127] Yeah,we’re going to a Ranger game.
[09:03.360] Yeah,he didn’t tell ya?
[09:04.715] Well,he told me he was going out with the guys,
[09:05.986] I just didn’t know that your were the guys.
[09:08.119] You hear that?We’re the guys.
[09:13.051] With that moustache doesn’t Chandler remind u of Aunt Sylvia?
[09:15.350] Thank you!
[09:25.760] Hi,we’re visiting.
[09:28.382] It’s Ben and his da-da.Da-da.
[09:34.249] Can you say da-da?
[09:36.838] Look,I’m gonna tell your momies you said it anyway so u might as well try.
[09:40.181] No luck huh?
[09:41.071] Naa. A while ago I got a sah out of him, which I thought, ya know, might turn into sah-condary caregiver but...
[09:52.301] Hey, would you uh, would you hold him for a sec, 'cause I, I gotta take this off.
[09:55.368] Oh, yeah sure, Ok.
[10:03.964] What're you doing?
[10:05.401] Uh, I'm holding Ben.
[10:08.639] Yeah, well, he's a baby not a bomb.
[10:12.280] Okay.
[10:13.488] Well just hold him like you'd hold a football.
[10:15.826] This is how I would hold a football.
[10:18.458] Ok, here, here. There we go.
[10:20.992] Ok, I'm sorry, I'm just not very good with babies. I mean I haven't been around them, I mean, you know, since I was one
[10:27.912] It's alright, it's no big deal.
[10:29.454] Really?
[10:30.199]
[10:30.146] Yeah, definitely, I'm sure you'll feel totally different when it's our baby.
[10:34.035] What?  What?
[10:36.551] You think about stuff like that?
[10:38.729] Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we'll have, we'll have two babies.
[10:47.239] Two, two babies?
[10:49.774] Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won't feel too competitive.
[10:58.610] Then what's gonna happen?
[11:00.447] Well, we won't wanna raise kids in the city so we'll probably move to uh, Scarsdale.
[11:05.353] Uh-huh.
[11:06.106] Yeah, that way I figure, ya know,
[11:07.776] we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time
[11:10.075] but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want.
[11:12.493] And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county
[11:15.824] but the school system's supposedly great.
[11:19.776] Wow. Wow, that's great. Great.
[11:25.308] Ok, wow, you know what.
[11:26.756] Huh?
[11:27.691] I'm off my break now so uh,
[11:30.855] um here you take this and
[11:33.418] um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee.
[11:38.144] Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot.
[11:42.416] Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door?
[11:52.293] Hey Phoebs, what's happening?
[11:56.010] Oh, ok, murder, cancer, soccer teams eating each other in the Andes.
[12:01.146] So you watched the movies huh?
[12:02.391] Uh huh, what is happening to the world?
[12:05.772] I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
[12:12.128] Charlotte who?
[12:13.853] With the web, the spider she dies, she does.
[12:15.852] She has babies and dies. It's like ya know,
[12:18.548] hey welcome home from the hospital, thud.
[12:22.390] Alright, you wanna feel better?
[12:23.490] Yeah.
[12:24.744] Ok, here, watch this.
[12:29.344] It's a Wonderful Life. Yes I've heard of this.
[12:32.206] So you can't lose, it's there in the title.
[12:34.893] Wonderfullness is baked right in.
[12:36.516] Please, I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees,
[12:39.775] I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride and then, boom,
[12:42.316] the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
[12:45.848] Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
[12:52.681] Phoebe, just watch that, I promise it will restore all your faith in humanity.
[12:56.922] Hey, big guy, game time.
[12:58.607] Hey, be right there.
[13:00.962] There's a game?
[13:01.638] Uh, yeah, I just got my pick-up sticks back from the shop.
[13:06.007] Bring your nerves of steel.
[13:10.717] It's the basketball playoffs.
[13:12.885] Listen, um honey,
[13:13.638] I appreciate this but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me,
[13:16.445] I mean, they have each other.
[13:18.498] Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry,
[13:21.350] I like hanging out with those guys.
[13:23.138] It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends,
[13:25.462] they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
[13:30.838] Alright that's great, then just go. Go Knicks.
[13:34.909] Uh, it's the college playoffs.
[13:36.894] Oh, then go Vassar.
[13:38.804] Uh, they're not in it.
[13:40.160] Ok, then just go. Ok.
[13:43.543] Oh, why does this bother me so much?
[13:46.313] I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend
[13:49.196] they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
[13:51.069] Sure.
[13:52.267] It's just that he doesn't have that much free time,
[13:53.650] ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
[13:55.549] Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or
[13:58.356] have to blow your pets head off.
[14:06.077] I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
[14:08.435] Yeah well, Ross just made plans for the whole century.
[14:11.197] Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo,
[14:12.992] maybe there's something helpful in there.
[14:15.366] Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax
[14:18.234] with leftover Christmas candles.
[14:21.572] Ok, what the hell happened back there
[14:25.139] I don't know, you tell me.
[14:27.100] One minute I'm holding Ben like a football,
[14:28.579] the next thing I know, I've got two kids,
[14:30.012] I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes.
[14:33.267] Well I'm sorry, I think about stuff.
[14:35.160] Ya know, I mean, you're at work,
[14:37.040] you're assembling bones, your mind wanders.
[14:39.930] Ross, you have planned out the next 20 years of our lives,
[14:42.369] we've been dating for six weeks.
[14:43.744] C'mon, what, you never think about our future?
[14:45.991] Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and,
[14:49.728] and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night.
[14:51.746] I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be.
[14:55.580] You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
[14:59.642] No, no, I mean, ya know, I,
[15:01.614] I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and
[15:03.909] I thought, I thought that might be good.
[15:08.017] What was the book?
[15:10.111] The big book of childrens' names.
[15:13.295] Ok, Ross, Ross, ok listen, what we have is amazing.
[15:17.407] Yeah.
[15:18.061] But I do not want to have everything decided for me.
[15:20.427] I spent my whole life like that.
[15:22.689] It's what I had with Barry, that was one of the reasons I left.
[15:25.197] I, I like not knowing right now and
[15:27.674] I'm sorry if that scares you but if you want to be
[15:29.559] with me you are gonna have to deal with that.
[15:31.632] Ok fine.
[15:32.772] Thank you.
[15:33.514] We're not done.
[15:34.231] I didn't know that.
[15:36.477] Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that
[15:38.049] you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you
[15:40.845] because he knows that we're gonna end up together and
[15:42.954] if that scares you, tough,
[15:44.256] 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
[15:46.140] Fine, I will.
[15:47.551] Good, 'cause I love you.
[15:49.156] Well I love you too.
[15:50.266] Well that's the first time we've said that.
[15:51.703] Yes it is.
[15:52.452] Well, I'm gonna kiss you.
[15:53.351] Well you better.
[16:01.389] Hey. Oh thanks for the great movie tip.
[16:04.838] Did you like it?
[16:05.749] Oh yeah. You know,
[16:06.960] I don't know if I was happier when um George Bailey destroyed the family business or
[16:10.991] um, Donna Reid cried, or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed.
[16:16.547] Alright, I'll give you the ear thing but don't you think the ending was pretty wonderful?
[16:19.631] I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed.
[16:21.942] It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called,
[16:24.337] "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
[16:31.473] Kick save and... denied.
[16:34.279] But... he gets it back, pass to the middle,
[16:37.022] lines it up and... BAM! Yes! Could that shot BE any prettier?
[16:39.978]
[16:44.247] Man you are incredible.
[16:45.655] Well, we had a table in college.
[16:48.156] Oh really, I didn't know they had foosball in the 1800's.
[16:51.935] Nice moustache by the way.
[16:53.088] When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
[16:59.835] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but,
[17:02.502] dinner's on the table.
[17:03.713] Ok, just one more point.
[17:08.431] Score! Now can we go?
[17:12.516] See, that's why we don't let her play.
[17:17.693] Is everything all right?
[17:18.785] Um-hmm.- Uh-oh.
[17:22.045] Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault.
[17:23.961] I'm sorry we've been hogging so much of his time.
[17:26.361] Yeah, he's just really great to hang around with.
[17:28.595] Well.
[17:29.396] No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talking about this.
[17:31.593] He is so much cooler than our dads. I mean, you know, our dad's are ok,
[17:38.031] ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow.
[17:40.113] What are you kicking me for?
[17:42.415] Huh? I'm trying to talk here.
[17:45.733] Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
[17:49.736] Oh yeah.-No.
[17:53.009] Nooooo.
[17:55.579] Your just, your just clearly not familiar with our young persons vernacular.
[17:59.028] See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal.
[18:05.441] Uh-huh, yeah.Hey. No no, seriously, Joey's my dad, Monica's my dad.
[18:13.757] I've even got some dads down at work.
[18:17.192] That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and
[18:21.853] I guess I'll just see you kids around.
[18:24.974] Nighty-night.
[18:26.227] You're not a dad. You're not a dad.
[18:28.130] Not a dad.
[18:29.682] I can't believe you got us into trouble.
[18:38.136] So are you ok?
[18:39.339] Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred.
[18:45.957] I thought I was just one of the guys.
[18:49.205] Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys.
[18:59.273] You know for a really cool guy, you suck at football.
[19:03.300] What're you talking about, I was killing 'em.
[19:05.306] Yeah, well they suck too.
[19:10.614] Ok, and then you take the poopie diaper and you put it in the poopie diaper pail.
[19:14.685] Ok Ross, just so you know,
[19:15.941] calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.
[19:22.723] Hello.- It's us.
[19:23.766] Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together
[19:26.898] Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben?
[19:30.302] Yes we can, yes we can.
[19:34.887] There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.
[19:46.482] Hi.
[19:52.154] I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi?
[19:56.128] Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.
[19:59.005] Wha, what?
[19:59.730] Ben just said hi.
[20:00.555] What, the word hi?
[20:02.037] Ye-, no, my Uncle Hi.
[20:05.244] Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything.
[20:08.236] Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I just bring it out in him.
[20:12.410] Hello.
[20:19.244] Guess what. Ben just said his first word.
[20:22.446] What did he say?
[20:24.075] Something about hi.
[20:26.614] That's so exciting.
[20:27.952] Mommy is so proud of you. Hi. Hi.
[20:32.717] You know, actually it's more like, hi.
[20:40.211] Ok, this could go on for a while.
[20:42.901] We've got a cab waiting downstairs.
[20:44.444] Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime,
[20:48.247] wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
[20:52.086] Tuesday.
[20:52.620] Tuesday right. Ok, bye you guys.
[20:54.940] Take care.
[20:55.666] Bye Ben.
[20:56.817] Bye.
[21:00.356] Did, did he just, did he, did he just say, he said bye.
[21:03.828] He said bye. You said, you said bye to me. You said bye to me.
[21:09.560] Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
[21:12.867] We've gotta go, we've got that cab waiting.
[21:14.484] Alright, alright, ok. Bye.
[21:40.904] Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him.
[21:47.123] Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again.
[21:53.326] But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but
[21:57.300] I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but
[22:01.937] we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go
[22:06.447] Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert?
[22:11.607] He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
[22:16.190] Oh, I'm so glad you're here.