[06:41.-3]Average height... 不高不矮
[07:10.-3]We're adding operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training? 我们有加派接线生 专心训练，好吗？
[08:06.-4]No boom-boom before big fight! 大赛之前不准嘿咻
[10:07.-2]I'm telling you, I need some smacks. 告诉你，我需要被打
[16:18.-2]...the way that you occasionally... 你偶尔会…
[20:02.-3]...and a severely bruised Adam's apple,but that really hurt. 喉结严重瘀伤 但你的话最伤人
[22:02.-1]Bruiser is charging! “重伤害”进攻了
[00:02.13]Do you think there's a town in Missouri or someplace... 会不会有哪个地方有个城镇
[00:05.77]...called Sample? 名叫“样本”？
[00:07.40]And as you're driving into the town, there's a sign and it says: 当你开车去那里 标志上会写着
[00:11.57]"You're in Sample." “你在样本里”
[00:17.88]-How did it go with Pete? -Tell us. 你跟彼特怎样了？ 快说
[00:20.08]You're not gonna believe this. So I go 你们一定不会相信，我去…
[00:22.62]I'm sorry. Excuse us. 很抱歉
[00:27.89]-It's a little crowded. Do you mind? -Could you skooch? 店里有点挤，可以一起坐吗？ 挪一下
[00:31.26]Move over just a little bit. 稍微挪一下
[00:34.30]IKeep on skooching. 再挪
[00:37.17]So,guys,listen. I go over there and,you know,I'm 总之我去找他，然后…
[00:40.90]Why? What is wrong with me? 为什么？我哪里不好？
[00:43.14]-What's the matter? -Tim... 怎么了？ 提姆
[00:45.24]... I have a feeling... 我有一种感觉
[00:47.18]... my wife is sleeping with her gynecologist. 我老婆和她的妇科医生有一腿
[00:53.75]How do you know? 你怎么知道？
[00:55.25]-He's got access. -I know. 他有管道 我知道
[00:58.85]It's a feeling you get. 我就是感觉得到
[01:00.66]Like when you're in somebody else's bowling shoes? 就像穿到别人的保龄球鞋？
[01:03.12]That's the one. 没错
[01:05.69]-So you went to Pete's. -What happened? 你去了彼特家 然后呢？
[01:08.33]Why is this happening to me? 我为什么这么倒霉？
[01:10.90]Maybe it's my wound. 也许是我的伤口害的
[01:12.93]Forget it. 算了
[01:15.70]It's not healed yet? 你的伤还没好？
[01:17.37]It's oozing! 它一直在渗血
[01:19.24]Would you pass the cream? There's the cream. 请把奶精给我…在那边
[01:21.91]Thank you very much. 谢谢你
[01:24.38]Tomas,this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me. 汤玛斯，我想亲口告诉你
[01:28.55]-What is it? -I've been sleeping with your wife. 什么事？ 是我跟你老婆有一腿
[01:31.49]You're the gynecologist? 你是她的妇科医生？
[01:32.82]I'm trying to have a private conversation. 我在谈私事
[01:37.26]Can I have a napkin? Could you please hand me a napkin? 我要纸巾，请拿给我
[01:40.36]Just give me the thing,all right? 拿来啦！
[01:44.23]Enough! 够了
[01:45.37]And you are no longer my friend! 你不是我的朋友了
[01:47.90]We are finished! Nada! No more! 我们恩断义绝！一刀两断！
[01:50.17]You are a bastard for doing that! 你竟然做这种事
[01:52.37]Stay away from me! 离我远一点
[01:54.71]Come back! 你回来
[02:04.09]So what were you gonna tell us? 你刚才要说什么？
[02:07.89]I have no idea. 我忘了
[02:11.36]The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion 本集播出：“斗阵俱乐部”
[03:00.58]What was the big news Pete wanted to tell you? 彼特想告诉你什么大消息？
[03:03.48]Or should I say,"Mrs. Monica Becker"? 我该叫你摩妮卡贝克太太吗？
[03:06.48]Oh,keep your name. Don't take his name. 保留你的姓，不要冠他的姓
[03:09.15]He didn't ask me to marry him. 他没有向我求婚
[03:11.42]Then definitely don't take his name! 那绝对不要冠他的姓
[03:15.36]He wanted to tell me he's going to compete in some Ultimate... 他要参加一个什么…
[03:19.03]...Fighting Competition thingy. 终极格斗比赛
[03:21.03]-Pete? -Why? What is it? 彼特？ 那是什么？
[03:23.67]I don't know exactly. It's sort of like wrestling. 我也不清楚，有点像摔角
[03:27.57]But without the costumes. 但不用穿表演服
[03:30.74]And it's not fake. It's totally brutal. 那是玩真的，非常野蛮
[03:33.17]It's two guys in the ring and the rules are,"There are no rules"! 两个人在场中厮杀 规则是…没有规则
[03:38.21]You can bite and pull people's hair and stuff? 可以咬人、扯别人的头发？
[03:41.02]Anything goes except eye-gouging and fish-hooking. 都可以，除了戳眼睛和鱼钩手
[03:44.52]-What's fish-hooking? -What's fish-hook 什么是鱼钩手？ 就是…
[03:49.56]Thanks. That would have been hard to describe. 谢了，不然还真难形容
[03:52.89]What is that taste? 什么味道？
[03:55.10]My hands are totally clean. I just gave the duck a bath. 我的手很干净 我刚帮鸭子洗完澡
[04:02.54]Thanks for the warm welcome. 谢谢各位的热烈欢迎
[04:04.31]It's good to have you guys on my team. I come to play. I hope you do too. 很高兴有各位的加入 我要大展身手，希望你们也是
[04:08.94]Let's go out there and get them! And remember: 去给他们好看吧，记住
[04:11.65]There is no "I" in "team." 团队当中没有个人
[04:14.45]Yes,but there's two in "martini." So,everybody,back to my office. 酒后不认帐，回我那里去吧
[04:19.45]You! Chuckles. What's your name? 那个嬉皮笑脸的，你叫什么？
[04:22.56]It's Bing,sir. I'm sorry. I was just.... 我是宾，很抱歉，我只是…
[04:24.89]No,no. I heard what you said. Funny. I like funny. 我听到你说的话了 很有趣，我喜欢
[04:28.60]This team's about hard work, but it's also about having fun. 我们要努力，也要尽兴
[04:31.67]Good to have you aboard,Bing! 很高兴有你加入，宾
[04:40.91]That's right. Ryder. 对，瑞德
[04:43.14]Winona Ryder for six. 薇诺娜瑞德要订六个位子
[04:48.12]Thank you. 谢谢
[04:49.32]Yeah. We have the reservations. 订到位子了
[04:52.32]All right,buddy! Way to go! 干得好
[04:57.00]Dude,what are you doing? 老兄，你干什么？
[04:59.00]Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my butt,and acting like it's no big deal. 说得好，我上司一直拍我  还一脸不在乎
[05:03.63]What'd you do about it? 那你怎么办？
[05:05.37]I didn't do anything. I didn't want to be the guy... 没怎么办，我不想当…
[05:08.37]...who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom. 对上司有意见的人
[05:12.11]I gotta tell you,I think it's okay to be that guy. 我觉得当那个人无所谓
[05:16.44]Maybe it's that jock thing. 也许他在学运动员
[05:18.11]You know,how football players pat each other after touchdowns. 足球员达阵之后 都会拍来拍去
[05:24.15]You know,I don't understand guys. 我实在不了解男人
[05:26.55]I mean,I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew... 我要称赞摩妮卡煮的燉菜好吃
[05:30.19]... by,you know,grabbing her boob.
[05:34.30]I know. For a really great stew, you'd just... 如果真的很好吃
[05:36.73]...stick your head in between them. 应该直接把脸埋进去
[05:40.23]Can we please go eat? 可以吃饭了吗？
[05:41.90]-Yeah,what are we getting? -Anything but stew. 要吃什么？ 不要吃燉菜就好
[05:46.01]So from now on,don't give your boss a chance to get you. 从今以后 别让你的上司逮到机会
[05:49.74]Don't turn your back to him. 别把背部对着他
[05:52.08]Or you could teach him a lesson,you know? 你也可以给他一个教训
[05:54.88]What you do is rub something that smells really bad on your butt,right?
[05:59.69]Then,when he goes to smack you, his hand will smell. 他拍了你之后，手就会很臭
[06:05.89]Now,what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad? 有什么很臭的东西 可以拿来涂？
[06:12.50]What if Joey was President? 如果乔伊是总统该怎么办？
[06:17.94]Can I ask you something? 能不能问你一件事？
[06:20.04]Okay,you can totally say no... 你可以反对
[06:22.01]...but would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date? 我可以帮罗斯介绍女朋友吗？
[06:28.25]With who? 谁？
[06:29.38]My friend Bonnie. She always thought Ross was cute... 我的朋友邦妮 她一直觉得罗斯很可爱
[06:32.42]...and she asked if I could set it up. 问我能不能牵线
[06:35.26]-But if that's not cool.... -Which one is Bonnie? 如果你会在意… 邦妮是哪一个？
[06:38.23]You remember her from my birthday party? 她来参加过我的庆生会
[06:43.30]... medium build,bald.... 不瘦不胖，理光头…
[06:49.40]That's fine. 没关系
[06:51.44]Great! Okay! Good for you! All right! 太棒了，很好
[07:00.28]You are iron! You are steel! 你是铁！你是钢！
[07:03.82]Let me ask you,how come when I call your computer support line... 我问你为何打去 你的电脑客服部
[07:07.59]... I have to wait an hour and a half? 得等上一个半小时？
[07:13.63]It's just hard when I know I have e-mail I can't get. 一想到有邮件却收不到 我就心烦
[07:23.17]Hi,honey. 亲爱的
[07:24.27]On the table. On the table,please. 趴上去
[07:30.01]So listen,my friends were telling me a little bit about... 我的朋友跟我谈到…
[07:33.45]...this Ultimate Fighting thing. 终极格斗的事
[07:35.48]It sounds really dangerous. 听起来很危险
[07:37.69]I don't want you to get hurt because I kind of like you. 我不希望你受伤 因为我蛮喜欢你的
[07:41.00]I don't want to get hurt either. I'm being smart about this. 我也不想受伤，我很精明
[07:44.66]See these guys? They're the best trainers in the world. 你看这些人 他们是世界顶尖的教练
[07:47.93]And Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. 星以前是职业杀手
[07:51.53]A house painter! He used to be a house painter! 粉刷工人，他以前是粉刷工人
[07:56.70]-Promise me you'll be careful. -I promise. 答应我一定要小心 我答应你
[07:59.71]Are we still on for tonight? Good. Because... 今晚照旧吗？ 那好，因为…
[08:02.94]... maybe we could have a little workout of our own. 我们也可以来运动一下
[08:12.69]How about just a boom? 能不能“嘿”就好？
[08:18.69]That was depressing. I just bought a pretzel... 真令人沮丧 刚才卖硬面包给我的
[08:21.20]...from one of the kids from Fame. 是“名扬四海”的演员
[08:24.20]Ready to go to the movies? Oh,this is Bonnie! 可以去看电影了吗？ 这是邦妮
[08:29.50]This is Bonnie? 这是邦妮？
[08:30.91]This is Bonnie? You're Bonnie? 这是邦妮？你是邦妮？
[08:33.07]I can show you an l.D. if you want. 我可以拿身份证给你看
[08:36.21]Oh,no. You look a lot different than the last time I saw you. 不是，你跟上次见面差很多
[08:40.52]Oh,yeah. Well,I just started wearing bras again. 是啊，我又开始戴胸罩了
[08:44.19]Oh,that must be it. 一定是这个原因
[08:47.49]Have fun tonight. 祝你们玩得愉快
[08:48.92]Thanks. You too. 谢了，你们也是
[08:56.90]You said she was bald. 你说她是光头
[08:58.40]She was bald. She's not now. 以前是，现在不是
[09:02.27]How could you not tell me she has hair? 你怎么没说她有长头发？
[09:04.41]I don't know. I hardly ever say that about people. 我很少提到别人有长头发
[09:07.54]Oh,well this is just perfect! 真是帅呆了
[09:10.08]Well,I'm sorry. I thought you said it was okay. 对不起，你不是说没关系？
[09:13.25]I said it was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. 因为我以为她是个光头怪女人
[09:17.92]That girl has got hair all over her head! 她满头都是头发
[09:22.92]-Maybe Ross won't like her personality. -Does she have a bad personality? 也许罗斯不会喜欢她的个性 她的个性不好吗？
[09:27.30]Oh,no,Bonnie's the best! 不，邦妮最随和了
[09:35.14]Bing! 宾
[09:38.21]Read your CompuTek proposal. Real home run. 我看过你的企划案了 非常精彩
[09:42.54]Barely got you that time. Get over here! 没有打中，站过来
[09:46.21]Come on. 快点
[09:47.65]Oh,yeah! Good one. 干得好
[09:49.48]That was a good one. IKeep at it,team! 这次表现得很好，要保持
[09:53.62]-What is with him? -"With him"? 他是怎么搞的？ 怎么搞的？
[09:55.56]You're his favorite. You're his guy! 你是他的爱将
[09:58.16]We never get smacked. 我们没有被打过
[10:01.23]That's not true. He smacked you once. 没这回事，他打过你一次
[10:03.50]Not on purpose. He ricocheted off you and got me. 那是巧合 他打完你之后弹到我
[10:10.61]I got a kid starting Dartmouth. 我有个小孩 要上达特茅斯海军学院
[10:12.67]Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks! 达特茅斯？谁在上达特茅斯？ 那里逊毙了
[10:15.74]-You go to Dartmouth? -No,sir. 你上达特茅斯？ 不是
[10:17.48]There you go! 那就好
[10:27.46]God,Ross! What is that? 那是什么？
[10:29.29]The Ultimate Fighting Combo. 终极格斗超值餐
[10:31.13]I saved 30 cents. Plus,I get to keep the cup. 省30毛，还可以收藏杯子
[10:36.60]From New York City,New York... 来自纽约州，纽约市
[10:39.13]...appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut... 首次参加终极格斗冠军赛
[10:43.54]... he's known for his confrontational business style! 他在商场上以强硬着称
[10:48.44]Ladies and gentlemen,introducing... 各位先生、女士，让我们欢迎
[10:52.11]... Pete Becker! 彼特贝克
[11:00.29]I love you,Pete! 彼特，我爱你
[11:05.79]And his opponent, from Huntington Beach,California... 他的对手来自加州亨丁顿滩
[11:10.03]... he's a 300-pound streetfighter... 重达300磅的街头搏击好手
[11:14.30]...Tank Abbott! 坦克艾博特
[11:29.58]Pete? 彼特
[11:30.65]Pete? 彼特
[11:31.89]-That guy's pretty huge. -Don't worry. 那傢伙好魁梧 你放心
[11:34.36]I'll use his strength and weight against him. 我会用他的力量反击他
[11:37.09]Well,then that guy is in serious, serious trouble. 那他的麻烦大了
[11:46.43]You go get him. Let's go! 打倒他，加油
[11:49.57]Here we go,gentlemen. 两位，来吧
[11:51.51]Are you ready? 准备好了吗？
[11:55.94]Are you ready? Then let's get it on! 准备好了吗？开战吧
[12:20.77]It's me. 是我
[12:22.87]Monica. 摩妮卡
[12:27.38]Can I just tell you how proud I am of you? 我真的很以你为荣
[12:30.18]It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant,"You suck!" 真窝心，刚才有两万人骂我逊
[12:35.42]I thought you were nuts at first... 我原本觉得你疯了
[12:37.65]... but you did it. 但是你做到了
[12:39.62]Now you can just look back at this with no regrets. 现在你可以了无遗撼了
[12:42.82]Look back? 了无遗撼？
[12:45.09]You're not gonna keep going? 你不是还要打吧？
[12:47.33]Let me ask you a question: Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion? 我问你一件事 我是终极格斗冠军吗？
[12:53.17]Well,no. But 不是，但是…
[12:55.14]I'm not gonna stop until I'm the Ultimate Fighting Champion. 不当上冠军，我绝不罢休
[12:59.47]That guy stood on your neck until you passed out. 那傢伙踩着你的脖子 把你踩昏
[13:04.08]Let me tell you a story. 我告诉你一个故事
[13:06.68]When I set out to create MOSS 865, do you think it happened overnight? 我着手研发的摩斯865 你以为是一夕成功？
[13:11.25]No. There was MOSS 1 that burned down my dad's garage. 不是，摩斯一代 烧毁我爸的车库
[13:15.92]There was MOSS 2 that would only schedule appointments in January. 摩斯二代只能排一月的行程表
[13:20.03]And 862 others that I learned from. 此外还有862次的失败经验
[13:22.63]Just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck. 我从这场比赛就学到 绝不能让对手踩我的脖子
[13:26.63]You didn't know that already? 你之前不知道？
[13:30.37]Look,I'm gonna get better. 我会越来越强
[13:33.21]Okay? I promise you. 好吗？我保证
[13:39.05]Just get a lot better. 要强很多
[13:41.82]Fast. 而且要快
[13:45.39]One other thing. 还有一件事
[13:46.69]Hoshi thinks you being ringside may have affected my concentration. 星认为你在场边 会影响我的注意力
[13:52.69]That was the problem. 对，关键就在这里
[14:01.04]-How long until Pete's fight? -About five minutes. 彼特的比赛几点开始？ 还有五分钟
[14:04.17]They're interviewing his opponent. 他们在访问他的对手
[14:06.07]Apparently,he trains by going to lran and pulling the arms off thieves. 他的训练方式是 去伊朗拔断小偷的手臂
[14:11.55]-Hot dog? -Four,please. 热狗？ 四根
[14:14.32]I'm really nervous. 我很紧张
[14:16.85]Thank you. 谢谢
[14:20.19]So how did it go with Bonnie? 你跟邦妮怎么样？
[14:23.56]Oh,I gotta tell you, I wasn't expecting to like her at all. 我一定要说 我没想到我会喜欢她
[14:28.03]I actually wasn't expecting to like anyone right now. 我目前根本没打算要喜欢别人
[14:31.20]But she's really terrific. 但她真的很棒
[14:33.50]It's too bad. 真糟糕
[14:36.87]No,I'm saying I liked her. 我是说我喜欢她
[14:39.54]There are other fish in the sea. 你不必单恋一枝花
[14:42.71]I think she's great,okay? We're going out again. 我觉得她很棒，我们要再见面
[14:46.58]I hear you. Are you capable of talking about anything else? 我听到了 你可以谈点别的吗？
[14:51.62]Which one's my turkey burger? 我的土鸡汉堡在哪里？
[14:53.92]The one next to my foot. Sorry. 在我脚边…抱歉
[14:57.12]-Fight's starting! -We'll be right in. 比赛开始了 马上进去
[14:59.56]So did your boss try to slap you again today? 你的上司今天又打你了吗？
[15:02.63]Nine times. 九次
[15:04.93]I had to put on lotion. 害我得擦润肤乳液
[15:08.77]But it'll be okay. Tomorrow,I conduct an experiment. 不过没关系 我明天要做个实验
[15:11.91]And if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack-free.
[15:16.54]Fight's over! 比赛结束
[15:23.35]Excuse me,Doug? 道格？
[15:27.22]Hey there,sports fan! 超级运动迷！
[15:29.59]Bing! You got those numbers for me? 宾，数据做好了吗？
[15:32.26]No. I didn't do them. 没有，我没做
[15:34.46]You forgot? 你忘了？
[15:36.60]No,I just didn't do them. 不是，我就是没做
[15:39.27]Instead,I hung out with some friends and had a couple of beers. 我跟朋友出去，喝了两杯
[15:43.24]So I certainly don't deserve praise. Verbal... 所以我不值得表扬 不管是言语上…
[15:46.14]...or otherwise. 或其他方式
[15:48.38]I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home. 我昨晚也醉了 是某个美眉载我回家的
[15:51.71]Tappan Zee Bridge never looked smaller. 塔本吉桥变得好小
[15:55.22]That's okay. You're still my number-one guy! Bing! 没关系，你还是我的 头号爱将，宾！
[15:59.00]Doug! 道格
[16:01.46]I'm a little bit uncomfortable with the way that you express yourself. 我对你的表达方式有点不习惯
[16:06.16]Is it the swearing? Is it the constant swearing? 你是说我经常骂脏话？
[16:08.93]Because I gotta tell you,if it is, you can just kiss my ass!
[16:15.00]It's not about the swearing. It's more about... 不是骂脏话的事，而是…
[16:20.74]...concentrate your enthusiasm... 把注意力集中在…
[16:25.45]...on my buttocks.
[16:29.45]Don't get me wrong. I appreciate the sentiment. 别误会，我了解你的用意
[16:32.59]It's just that I have a rather sensitive posterior.
[16:38.26]And besides,it's making all the other guys jealous. 而且别人都在嫉妒
[16:41.76]Well,say no more. You know, it takes guts to bring this up. 别再说了，你确实很有勇气
[16:46.00]Bing,you're okay. 宾，很好
[16:58.28]Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant... 你要住在满身大汗的 巨人的上衣口袋
[17:02.05]...or inside his shower drain? 还是他的排水管里？
[17:06.62]Oh,my God. 天哪
[17:08.39]Look. It's Ross and that girl. 你看，是罗斯和那个女的
[17:13.79]Look at that! It's a line of ants! They're working as a team! 你看，有一排蚂蚁 他们在同心协力
[17:20.30]Right. Oh,yeah. It looks like Ross is breaking up with her. 他们啊 罗斯好像要跟她分手了
[17:24.67]I hope he lets her down easy. 希望他不要太狠
[17:26.37]Look at that! They are not breaking up! Look at them! 你看，他们没有要分手
[17:29.58]You know what that is? A second date,that's what that is. 那只是第二次的约会
[17:33.25]Look,she just put her hand on his thigh. 你看，她把手放到他的大腿上
[17:35.75]That's nothing. She's very sexually aggressive. 小意思，她在性方面很主动
[17:38.65]Oh,God! 天哪
[17:40.00]It's your fault. Now he loves her. He'll marry her. It's all your fault. 都是你不好，他爱上她了 他会娶她，都是你的错
[17:45.43]You said it was okay. 你自己说没关系
[17:47.23]You said she was bald! 你说她是光头
[17:50.76]Was! Was,was,was! 以前！以前…
[17:54.40]We can't let it happen. We have to do something. We have to break them up. 我们得想个办法 我们得拆散他们
[17:58.71]Just go in there and shave her head! You owe me one bald girl! 进去帮她剃光头 你欠我一个光头女
[18:04.75]Okay,first of all,breathe. 你先深呼吸
[18:07.75]Second of all,I don't get it. 再来，我实在不懂
[18:10.45]Aren't you the one that decided you didn't want to be with Ross? 不是你决定要跟罗斯分手的？
[18:17.02]Well,isn't he your friend? Don't you want him to be happy? 他不是你的朋友吗？ 你不希望他快乐吗？
[18:24.93]So? 所以？
[18:30.37]It's just,you know,I didn't expect him to be this happy so soon. 但是我没想到会这么快
[18:44.65]-Oh,no. -What? 完了 怎样？
[18:45.82]We killed them all! 它们被我们坐死了
[19:03.14]It's not as bad as it looks. It's a precaution. 没这么严重，这是以防万一
[19:06.27]I'm not supposed to move my spine. 我的脊椎骨不能动
[19:11.31]Please tell me you're stopping now. 你要放弃了吧？
[19:13.58]I'm fine. I'd fight tonight if they'd let me. 我没事，今晚要我上场都行
[19:18.00]Now,see this circle I'm marking off here? 你看这个圆
[19:20.82]This is my Zone of Terror. 这是我的“恐怖区”
[19:25.53]You are insane! You've got to give this up! 你疯了，你一定要放弃
[19:29.13]I can't until I'm the Ultimate Fighter. 除非我拿到格斗冠军
[19:32.27]I will do it. 我会成功的
[19:33.67]The day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight... 总有一天 小朋友会争辩我和超人…
[19:38.17]...me or Superman. 谁会打赢
[19:41.94]Not that I could beat Superman, but kids are stupid. 我赢不过超人 不过小孩子都很笨
[19:46.21]Just sit down. 你先坐下
[19:47.68]Please listen to me. 听我说
[19:49.78]You are terrible at this,okay? You are the worst Ultimate Fighter ever. 你打得很烂，你是史上 最烂的终极格斗手
[19:55.29]Ever! 最烂的
[19:57.66]I have a torn rotator cuff,a hairline fracture in my right forearm... 我的肌腱套破裂 右前臂有轻微骨折
[20:11.71]Well,then,you know what? 那么你知道吗？
[20:16.04]I care about you too much to watch you hurt yourself like this. 我没办法看你这样伤害自己
[20:20.68]So if you have to do this, you'll have to do it without me. 要是你非打不可 我就不奉陪了
[20:24.59]If you're asking me to quit... 如果你要我放弃
[20:26.82]...then you're asking me to be someone I'm not. 就是要我违背本性
[20:29.89]I've got to do this. 我非打不可
[20:35.70]Then I've gotta go. 那我要走了
[20:39.40]Bye. 再见
[20:48.68]Could you leave a note? I'm on painkillers... 你可以留张字条吗？ 我服了止痛药
[20:51.04]...and I might not remember this tomorrow. 明天可能会忘记这件事
[20:58.62]So,in conclusion,the lines all go up,so I'm happy. 总而言之，曲线节节上升 我很满意
[21:04.52]Great job,team! Tomorrow at 8:30. 干得好，明天八点半见
[21:07.46]Phil,nice job! Stevens,way to go! 菲尔，干得好 史蒂芬，漂亮
[21:10.73]Goldberg,you maniac! 戈博，你这个疯子
[21:13.20]I love you! 我爱你
[21:18.07]-Couldn't have done it without you. -Thank you,sir. 宾，没有你可不行 谢谢
[21:21.07]Oh,excuse me. 抱歉
[21:22.58]I forgot my briefcase,you know, by accident. 我忘了拿公事包，不小心的
[21:26.58]Of course,you did. Forgot something else too,you bastard! 当然是不小心的 你还忘了一件事
[21:32.79]Well,what about you? 你呢？
[21:35.12]You're not feeling left out,are you? 不会觉得被冷落了吧？
[21:38.93]No,not at all. That's ridiculous. 一点也不会，开什么玩笑
[21:41.80]Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don't you? 大家都有 你也想来一下，对吧？
[21:48.34]Yes,I do. 没错
[21:49.94]Now,get on out of here,you! 给我滚吧
[21:57.34]Pete Becker circles the ring. 彼特贝克绕着格斗场
[21:59.31]Looks like he's just trying to feel him out. 似乎想弄清楚自己的情势
[22:03.78]Run,you crazy,rich freak! 快逃啊，死有钱人
[22:08.09]I can't watch this. 我不敢看
[22:09.62]Check it out! Pete's winning! 你看，彼特要赢了
[22:11.49]Really? 真的？
[22:16.03]Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favorite area! “重伤害”把贝克打倒在地 向他最喜欢的部位进攻
[22:22.27]Wait! If that's his favorite area, why is he being so mean to it? 既然是最喜欢的部位 为何要下这种毒手？
[22:26.84]This is ironic. 真是讽刺
[22:28.34]Your last boyfriend,Richard, didn't want to have kids. 你的前任男友李察不想生小孩
[22:31.28]And from the looks of it, now Pete can't. 现在看情况，彼特是不能生