[04:27.-4]Here's my boy! 我的小男孩在这儿
[05:46.-3]I gotta go to work. 我要去上班了
[08:56.-4]Okay,go ahead. 好，继续啊
[11:10.-4]But that's what's happened. And there's more. 但事实就是这样 而且还不只如此
[11:19.-3]We're a couple, and that's what couples do. 我们是情侣，情侣就该这样
[11:37.-2]Are you okay? 你还好吗？
[12:30.-3]I wanted to apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. 我只是想在到街上追你前 先跟你道歉
[12:41.-2]Here you go,honey. This will help. 拿去吧，甜心 应该有帮助的
[12:50.-1]That is never good. 这样绝不是好现象
[14:34.-1]G.I. Joe? 美国大兵？
[15:31.-1]I'm sorry. I quit. 我很抱歉，我要辞职
[15:48.-3]Oh,God,there's that face again. See? I can't do this job! 天啊，又是那种表情 你看，我不能做这个工作
[16:05.-1]Yeah,okay. If it helps you,okay. Yeah. 好，若对你有帮助，那就好了
[17:57.-4]I didn't get it? 我没得到那个角色？
[00:03.15]AMAZlNG DlSCOVERlES 伟大的发明
[00:05.75]Welcome,everybody! Welcome to Amazing Discoveries! 欢迎各位收看 “伟大的发明”！
[00:10.29]It's on again! 又播出了！
[00:11.76]Guys,could we please not watch this? 我们能不能别看了啊？
[00:14.86]This ever happen to you? You go to get a glass of milk... 你是否遇过这种情形？ 你正打算倒一杯牛奶…
[00:18.33]...but these cartons are so flinging,flanging hard to open! 但你左思右想 却怎么也打不开纸盒
[00:21.83]Boy,you said it,Mike. 天啊，你说对了，麦克
[00:26.37]- There's gotta be a better way. - There is,Kevin! 一定有个好办法 的确有，凯文
[00:30.18]-Can we please turn this off? -No way,Kevin! 可不可以别看了？ 不行，凯文
[00:33.68]What if I told you there's a new product that guarantees... 如果我告诉你有个新产品 能保证…
[00:37.52]... you'll never have to open up milk cartons again? 你再也不用费力 打开牛奶纸盒呢？
[00:40.69]Meet the Milkmaster 2000! 看看2000年的牛奶大师！
[00:45.12]-lntrigued? -You're flinging,flanging right I am! 挑起你的兴趣了吧 是啊，挑得我心痒痒的
[00:49.53]This is the first time he's used this. You'll see how easy this is to do. 这是他第一次使用 你就知道有多容易了
[00:54.90]-This works in any milk carton. -Wow,it is easy! 任何牛奶纸盒都适用 真简单！
[00:58.20]Now I can have milk every day. 这样我就可以每天喝牛奶了
[01:04.21]The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel 本集播出： “迈向另一端的承诺”
[01:54.26]It's official. There are no good movies. 真的没有好看的电影
[01:56.93]So let's go to a bad one, and make out. 那就去看难看的电影 然后在那里亲热
[02:03.77]Perhaps you'd like me to turn so you can bunny-bump against my back? 或许你希望我转过去 你们就可以靠着我的背玩？
[02:11.54]-Hey,man. What's up? -Maybe you can tell me. 老兄，怎么了？ 或许该由你来告诉我吧
[02:14.65]My agent wants to know why I didn't show up at my audition today... 我的经纪人问我 为何今天的试演没有出席
[02:18.55]... my first good one in weeks. How could you not give me the message? 这几周来第一个好机会 你怎么没转告我？
[02:22.32]I'll tell you,I do enjoy guilt... 告诉你，我虽然喜欢罪恶感…
[02:25.56]... but it wasn't me. 但这次不是我
[02:27.49]Yes,it was. It was him! 是的，就是他！
[02:31.33]Okay,it was me! 好吧，是我啦
[02:34.90]-How was it you? -Well,it was all so crazy,you know? 怎么会是你？ 一切真是疯狂啊，你知道吗？
[02:38.47]Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10... 钱德躲在衣橱里，倒数十秒…
[02:41.61]...and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. 已经数到七了 我一直找不到地方躲
[02:45.14]I meant to tell you,and I wrote it all down on my hand. See? All of it. 我一直想告诉你，我写在手上 你看，全都在这儿
[02:49.91]Yep,that's my audition. 是啊，就是我的试镜
[02:52.02]See? Now,this is why I keep notepads everywhere. 看吧，这就是为何 我到处都要放便条纸
[02:55.09]Yep. And that's why we don't invite you to play. 对，这就是为何 我们都不邀你一起玩
[02:59.09]What is the great tragedy here? Get yourself another appointment. 这样有什么可怜的？ 再约一次时间啊
[03:02.86]Estelle tried. The casting director told her I missed my chance. 艾斯特试过了，选角导演说 我已经错过了机会
[03:07.03]Well,that is unfair! 这样太不公平了！
[03:08.67]I'll call her. I'll tell her it was my fault. 我来打给她 我告诉她都是我的错
[03:11.34]You can't. The casting director doesn't talk to friends. 不，选角导演不可能 跟演员的朋友谈
[03:14.47]-She only talks to agents. -What a sad little life she must lead. 她只跟经纪人谈 她的生活层面真狭隘啊
[03:21.45]-What are you doing? -No,I know,I know. 你在干嘛？ 我知道啦…
[03:25.62]Hi,this is Caitlin from Phoebe Buffay's office. 我是菲比布菲公司的凯特琳
[03:30.05]Is Anne there for Phoebe? 菲比可以和安谈一谈吗？
[03:33.12]She'll know what it's about. 她自己明白是什么事
[03:35.39]Hang up. Hang up right 挂掉，快挂掉…
[03:38.90]Annie? Hi. Listen,we've got a problem with Joey Tribbiani. 安妮，你好 乔伊崔比亚尼有点小问题
[03:42.70]Apparently,he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? 很显然地，他错过了试演 你是转告我们公司的哪一位？
[03:46.47]Estelle? I don't know what to do with her. 艾斯特？ 我真不知该拿她怎么办
[03:48.81]So your husband leaves and burns down the apartment. The world doesn't stop. 就算丈夫离开，并放火烧房子 世界依旧照常运作
[03:54.31]Is anybody else scared? 还有其他人受到惊吓吗？
[03:57.48]If Joey loses this audition,then that is it for Estelle. I don't care! 若乔伊错失这次试演 那是艾斯特的错，我不管！
[04:02.39]Annie,you are a doll. What time can you see him? I need a pen. Pen! 安妮，你真善良 你何时能见他？我需要笔！
[04:13.16]Get the woman a pad! Get the woman a pad! A pad! A pad! 快给这个女人一本便条纸 给她便条纸，快点！
[04:17.24]Oh,now you want a pad. 现在你就需要便条纸啦
[04:24.74]Where's my boy? 我的小男孩呢？
[04:29.25]And here's his Barbie! 还有他的芭比娃娃！
[04:38.36]What's my boy doing with a Barbie? 我儿子干嘛玩芭比娃娃？
[04:41.39]He picked it out at the store. He loves it. 他自己在玩具店选的 他很喜欢呢
[04:44.23]He carries it everywhere, like a security blanket. 他去哪儿都带着它 就像能给他安全感的小毯子
[04:47.07]But with ski boots and a kicky beret. 这个却穿着雪靴 和时髦的法国帽
[04:51.04]Yeah,it's cute. 是啊，很可爱
[04:52.94]Why does he have it again? 再说一次 他为何要玩这个东西？
[04:56.11]So he's got a doll. So what? 他有个洋娃娃，那又怎样？
[04:59.88]Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up to be... 除非你怕他将来 长大后变成…
[05:03.65]...in show business. 演艺圈的人
[05:05.92]This wouldn't have to do with the fact... 这件事跟他…
[05:08.09]...that he's being raised by two women? 被两个女人扶养长大 有没有关系？
[05:11.62]You know what? It's fine. If you're okay with the Barbie thing,so am l. 好，若你能接受他喜欢芭比 那我也可以
[05:16.76]Give Daddy the Barbie. Give me the Barbie. 把芭比给爸爸，芭比给我
[05:20.23]Don't you wanna play with a monster truck? 你要不要玩怪兽车？
[05:24.67]No? Okay. 不要？好吧
[05:26.60]How about a Dino-Soldier? 那要不要恐龙士兵？
[05:34.61]You are so pathetic. 罗斯，你真可悲
[05:36.18]Why can't your son just play with his doll? 为何不让你的儿子玩芭比？
[05:49.29]Has anybody seen my left boob? 有人看到我左边的胸部吗？
[05:53.00]I loved that movie. 我喜欢那部电影
[05:58.77]Here it is. What are you doing? 在这里，你在干嘛？
[06:01.54]I'm sorry. It just felt nice. 对不起，这样很舒服
[06:07.65]Answer the phone. 去接电话
[06:09.28]I only got one arm. You should do stuff for me. Get me a sweater. 我只有一只手，你应该帮我的 帮我拿件毛衣来
[06:14.35]Just do it! It's Janice. 快点接啦！是珍妮丝
[06:16.15]And if I get it,I'll have to see her tonight. 如果我接了 我今晚就得跟她见面
[06:20.79]That's great. I'll have to see her tonight. 那太好了 我今晚得跟她见面
[06:23.33]Why don't you want to see Janice? 你为何不想见她？
[06:25.83]Last night at dinner, when the meals came... 昨晚我们在吃晚餐 当餐点送来时…
[06:28.20]...she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took all my tomatoes. 她把一半烤鸡肉放到我盘里 拿走我所有的番茄
[06:34.87]And that's bad... 这样很不好是因为…
[06:37.18]...because you hate chicken piccata? 你不喜欢烤鸡肉吗？
[06:41.48]You didn't want to share your tomatoes. Tomatoes are very important to you. 你不想与人分享你的番茄 番茄对你很重要
[06:46.05]Suddenly,we were this "couple." 突然间，我们就是“情侣”了
[06:48.19]And this alarm started going off in my head. 然后我脑袋里的警报开始大响
[06:51.02]"Run for your life! Get out of the building!" “为了你的人生，快跑！ 快离开这栋大楼！”
[06:54.66]Men are unbelievable. 男人真是令人难以置信
[06:56.66]What is it with you people? 你们这些人是怎么回事？
[06:58.50]The minute you feel something, you have to run away? 心中一旦产生感情 就要马上逃开？
[07:01.90]I know. That 我知道，那就是…
[07:05.14]That's why I don't want to go tonight. I'm afraid I'll say something stupid. 就是我今晚不想去的原因 我怕自己说出一些蠢话
[07:09.84]You mean that "guy thing" where you act mean and distant... 你是说男人那一套 故意冷漠，保持距离…
[07:13.21]... until we break up with you? 直到我们跟你们分手？
[07:15.21]You know about that? 你们都知道啊？
[07:18.25]What do I do? I wanna get past this. 我能怎么做？ 我想度过这个阶段
[07:20.15]I don't want to be afraid of commitment. 我不想再害怕承诺
[07:22.65]I want to go through the tunnel to the other side! 就像跃过一个隧道 到达另一端！
[07:27.16]Where there's no fear of commitment. 就是不再害怕承诺
[07:30.66]Do we have any 我们有没有…
[07:36.87]Do we have any thoughts here? 有没有任何想法？
[07:38.94]I've never been through the tunnel myself because... 我没度过那种隧道啦 因为…
[07:41.67]...you're not allowed through with more than one girl in the car. 过隧道的规定是 你车里不能多于一个女生
[07:47.41]But it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else. Face your fear. 但我看来，跟其他事差不多 你得面对恐惧
[07:51.88]Fear of heights? Go to the top of the building. 你怕高的话，就到大楼顶端
[07:55.02]You're afraid of bugs. 你怕虫的话…
[07:57.62]Get a bug. 就买台金龟车吧
[08:01.76]You have a fear of commitment. 你的情况是，你害怕承诺…
[08:03.69]So I say you go in there and you be the most committed guy there ever was! 你就到那里去 做一个最勇于承诺的男人
[08:08.30]Amazingly,that makes sense. 令人讶异的是，很有道理呢
[08:11.47]-Do you think? -Oh,yeah! Go for it,man! 你这么觉得？ 是啊，快去吧，老兄！
[08:14.71]Jump off the high dive! 从高处跳下水！
[08:16.07]Stare down the barrel of the gun! Pee into the wind! 用目光击退枪枝！ 在风中撒尿！
[08:21.48]If I'm staring down the barrel of a gun... 若我得用目光击退枪枝…
[08:24.12]...I'm gonna be pretty much peeing every which way. 我大概已经尿得到处都是了
[08:29.25]CENTRAL PERK “中央公园”
[08:32.46]It's your audition from this morning! 是你今天早上的试演！
[08:35.39]Can I use the phone? 可以借用你的电话吗？
[08:36.66]Sure,that's what it's there for. Emergencies and pretend agents. 当然，这是紧急事件 以及冒牌经纪人专用
[08:42.30]Come on,baby! Come on! 快啊，宝贝
[08:45.90]Hi. I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. 菲比布菲要回覆呼叫
[08:49.07]Okay,she's in her car. I'll have to patch you through. 好，她在车上 我帮你接过去
[08:52.84]Very nice touch. 演得很好
[08:58.68]Talk,talk,talk! 快说话…
[09:01.35]Hi,Annie? 安妮，你好
[09:03.00]Fantastic. You got it! 太好了，你成功了！
[09:07.26]Will he work for scale,you ask me? Well,I don't know about that. 你问我他是否要最低工资 我也不知道
[09:12.00]Except that I do and he will. 除非我知道，而且他也愿意
[09:14.67]Great. Oh,you are such a sweetheart. 太好了，你人真好
[09:17.37]I would love to have lunch with you! 我很愿意与你共进午餐！
[09:19.84]How about we have lunch next 不如就下个…
[09:22.87]Went through a tunnel. 正经过隧道
[09:25.11]Unbelievable. 难以置信
[09:26.34]Oh,thank you so much! 太感谢你了
[09:28.61]It was really fun. I mean,I've never talked on a car phone before. 真有趣，我从未用过汽车电话
[09:33.65]You are so amazing! Could you do me this huge favor? 你真了不起 你能不能帮我个大忙？
[09:36.79]There's another audition I want, and Estelle couldn't get me in. 还有一个试演，我很想参加 但艾斯特无法帮我搞定
[09:40.49]I don't know. It was fun one time,but 我不知道，一次还很好玩…
[09:43.23]Please? It would just be this one more. 拜托，再一次就好了
[09:45.86]Well,actually it's two. 其实是两次啦
[09:47.50]Two? 两次？
[09:48.83]Well,really it's three. 好啦，其实是三次
[09:50.74]Please? You're so good at it. I love you. 拜托，你这么厉害 我爱你
[09:55.34]Okay. But just these three,right? 好，就这三次了，好吗？
[09:57.41]No,it's four. 不，是四次
[10:03.18]So how come you wanted to eat in tonight? 你今天怎么会想在家吃？
[10:06.15]Because I wanted... 因为我想…
[10:08.39]...to give you this. 送你这个东西
[10:11.52]Are you a puppy! 你真是可爱呢
[10:18.70]Contact paper! 防尘纸！
[10:21.73]What do you say when someone you're sleeping with... 一个跟你上床的人…
[10:24.70]...gives you contact paper? 送你防尘纸，该说什么？
[10:27.17]Wait,there's more. See,the contact paper is to go... 还有呢，你看跟它搭配的…
[10:31.71]...in your brand new drawer! 就是你的新抽屉！
[10:36.55]See,the drawer actually goes in my dresser. 看，其实这个抽屉 正好与我的梳妆台搭配
[10:39.88]You didn't have to do this. 你不用这么做啊
[10:43.09]Yes,I did. 对，我要这么做
[10:44.42]Yes,I did. Because you're my girlfriend... 是的，我要这么做 因为你是我的女朋友
[10:47.12]...and that's what girlfriends should get. 而女朋友就该得到这些
[10:52.06]Well,I gotta buy a vowel... 我得求救兵了…
[10:56.23]... because,oh,my God! 因为…我的天啊
[11:00.14]Who would've thought that someday... 谁会想的到，有一天…
[11:02.44]... Chandler Bing would buy me a drawer? 钱德宾会买个抽屉给我？
[11:06.94]Well,not me. 我可想不到
[11:15.22]We should take a trip. 我们应该去旅行
[11:17.66]We should? 我们该这么做？
[11:22.29]And I wanna meet your parents. 我还要去见你爸妈
[11:24.46]We should take a trip with your parents! 我们应该跟你爸妈一起去旅行
[11:31.47]I don't think we need to because you're tripping me out right now! 我想不用了 因为你已快把我搞迷糊了
[11:38.18]No,I am. 我很好
[11:39.91]I actually am! This is amazing. 我真的很好 真是太不可思议了
[11:42.08]My entire life,I have feared this place. 我一生都在害怕这个时刻
[11:45.52]And now that I'm here,it's like, what was the big deal? 但现在时候到了 我却觉得没什么大不了
[11:48.35]I could probably say,"Let's move in together," and I'd be okay. 我可能会说“我们同居吧” 却还是若无其事
[11:52.76]You probably want us to move in together? 你可能想跟我一起住？
[11:56.29]-lt doesn't scare me! -Yeah,well it scares me! 我竟不会因此而害怕 是啊，但我会害怕！
[11:59.76]I'm not even divorced yet! You just invited me over here for pasta... 我根本还没离婚！ 你只是邀我来吃意大利面…
[12:03.80]...and now you're talking about moving in together. 而现在你就在说 要住在一起的事…
[12:07.14]And I wasn't even that hungry. 我其实还不太饿
[12:09.17]You know what? It's getting really late,and I should just 你知道吗？时间有点晚了 我最好先…
[12:13.38]Don't go! I've scared you! I've said too much! 别走，我吓着你了！ 我说太多了！
[12:16.51]I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love! 对于爱情，我是无药可救 笨拙却又充满渴望
[12:26.72]Hey,Janice,it's me. 珍妮丝，是我
[12:44.08]So I catch up to her and she says... 我追上她，然后她说…
[12:46.31]...this relationship's going too fast and we have to slow down. 这段感情发展太快 我们得放慢脚步
[12:51.82]Then I got all... 于是我就变得…
[12:54.12]... needy and clingy. 很空虚又很黏人
[12:56.42]Wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it? 等等，或许不算太糟 你们怎么结束的？
[13:00.46]She said she'd call me. 她说她会再打给我
[13:04.76]Oh,God. 天啊
[13:06.66]Welcome to our side of the tunnel. 恭喜你到我们这一国来
[13:10.13]This ice cream tastes like crap, by the way. 对了，这个冰淇淋味道好烂
[13:12.67]Well,it's that low-cal-nondairy-soymilk junk. 因为这是低卡无乳脂 豆浆制的假冰淇淋
[13:16.41]We save the real stuff for the truly terminal cases. 我们把真正的留到 实在无法挽留了才吃
[13:20.14]When you're getting screwed over all the time,you gotta switch to low fat. 若你一直被搞得一团糟 你就要换成低脂的
[13:24.08]Yeah,you do. 没错，你得这么做
[13:26.12]You don't think I'm terminal? 你不认为我已无法挽留了？
[13:28.92]Not at all. You're not terminal. We just need some damage control. 不尽然，你并非无法挽留 我们只要防止事情恶化
[13:32.86]Okay. Should I call her? 好，我该打电话给她吗？
[13:37.76]It's a critical time. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone... 这段时间很重要，一旦你发现 自己的手又伸向电话…
[13:41.50]...go shopping,get your butt in a bubble bath. 你就去买鞋子 不然就洗个泡泡浴
[13:44.14]If you want her back, you have got to start acting aloof. 若你希望她回来 你就得开始表现冷漠
[13:48.04]She has to know you're not needy. 她必须知道 你不是那么需要她
[13:50.27]So what you have to do is... 所以你要做的就是…
[13:52.18]...you have to accidentally run into her on purpose... 假装不经意地碰到她…
[13:55.28]...and then act aloof. 然后表现得很冷漠
[13:58.78]So I'm not gonna lose her? 这样我就不会失去她了？
[14:01.62]Oh,honey,you're not a total loser. 甜心，你不是个弱者啊
[14:07.69]I said,"So I'm not gonna lose her?" 我是说 “我就不会失去她了？”
[14:17.74]Guess who's here! 看看谁来了！
[14:19.04]It's the toughest guy in Toyland,Ben! 是玩具王国里 最勇敢的人，班！
[14:22.24]Real American hero I'm G.I. Joe! 真正的美国英雄 我是美国大兵！
[14:26.41]Drop the Barbie. Drop the Barbie. 把芭比娃娃放下…
[14:29.15]G.I. Joe? 美国大兵？
[14:30.82]You really think he'll fall for that? 你真的觉得他会 喜欢那玩意儿？
[14:35.19]Cool! Can I play? 好棒，我可以玩吗？
[14:39.06]Look,Ben! It's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas! 班，你看，这个玩具 保护了美国海外油股！
[14:43.03]Go,Joe! 加油，大兵！
[14:47.77]-There you are! -No,it's not. Sorry. 菲比，你在这儿啊 不，我不是，抱歉
[14:50.17]But,Phoebe,wait,wait. Phoebe! 菲比，等等…
[14:53.10]Oh,Joey! Oh,okay! See,I didn't recognize you... 乔伊啊，我刚没认出你来…
[14:56.37]...in those pants. 因为你穿着这条裤子
[14:59.84]That TV movie I went in for, did you hear anything? 我参加试演的小型电影 有任何回音吗？
[15:02.51]I think I got a shot at it. 我想我应该很有机会的
[15:04.38]Yes,they called! You didn't get it! 对，他们打来了 你没有入选
[15:07.35]Okay? I mean,you didn't get it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 可以吗？我是说你落选了 对不起…
[15:11.42]That's okay. These things happen. 没关系 这种事本来就会发生
[15:14.06]But they shouldn't happen. You know what? 但是不应该发生，你知道吗？
[15:17.13]You're in a terrible, terrible business. 你进的这一行 真的好可怕
[15:20.46]I don't want to be the person who makes you look like that. 我不想成为 那个让你难过的人
[15:24.24]I'm okay. See? 我没事的，你看
[15:28.11]Now you're sad and creepy. 你看起来很难过 让人很害怕
[15:33.28]No,no,you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had. 不，你不能辞职！ 你是我遇过最好的经纪人
[15:37.38]Rejection is part of being an actor. You can't take it personal. 当一个演员本来就会被拒绝 你不能过于自责
[15:41.05]They said they'd never met an ltalian actor with a worse ltalian accent. 他们说没遇过一个意大利演员 有这么怪的意大利腔
[15:46.22]They actually said that? 他们真的这么说？
[15:52.16]This is why you have to do this job! 这就是为何你得做这份工作
[15:54.50]Agents always lie. 经纪人都得说谎
[15:55.93]Estelle just says stuff like, "They went another way." 艾斯特总是说 “他们要另一种方式”
[15:59.14]But this? I can use this. 但是这一点嘛，我可以改进
[16:01.14]I can work on a new accent. 我可以学一种新的腔调
[16:08.35]You'll never get me,Joe! 你抓不到我，士兵！
[16:24.80]No,thank you. 不用了，谢谢
[16:35.21]What are you doing here? 你在这里干什么？
[16:37.64]Just a bit of shopping. 只是买买东西而已
[16:39.61]How have you been? 你还好吗？
[16:42.51]Are you being British? 你在装英国腔吗？
[16:46.85]Not anymore. 再也不会了
[16:49.32]Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. 你怎么在这里买东西？ 你又不住在这一带
[16:52.79]Were you here waiting for me? 你是不是在这里等我？
[16:59.00]I'm just... 我只是…
[17:00.63]... picking up some things for a party. 要买一点派对用的东西
[17:05.24]Barley? 大麦？
[17:07.20]What kind of party serves barley? 什么样的派对会供应大麦？
[17:09.41]I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours. 很抱歉，我的朋友 不像你朋友那么有水准
[17:14.21]Where is this party? 派对在哪里举行？
[17:15.58]Here in Chelsea. 就在雀儿喜
[17:17.08]Whose party is it? 是谁办的派对
[17:18.72]A woman's. 一个女人
[17:20.05]What woman? 哪个女人？
[17:22.55]Chelsea. 雀儿喜
[17:25.72]Either you're seeing somebody behind my back... 你要不是背着我跟别人约会…
[17:29.19]...which would make you the world's biggest jerk... 然后成了世界第一混蛋…
[17:32.03]...or you're pretending to see somebody... 不然就是你假装跟别人约会…
[17:34.60]...which makes you so pathetic I could cry right here! 让你成为最可悲的人 我会立刻在此为你哭泣
[17:38.34]So which of these two guys do you want to be? 这两种男人，你想当哪一种？
[17:42.91]Can I be that guy? 我可以当那个人吗？
[17:47.28]Okay,we got some more good rejections. Lots of stuff to work on. 我们收到很多善意的拒绝 有很多地方要改进
[17:52.72]Okay. Shoot. 好，说吧
[17:54.02]Okay. Oh,the zoo commercial. 好，那个动物园广告
[17:58.26]They said that you "weren't believable as a human being." 他们说你简直不像个人类
[18:03.23]So you can work on that. 所以你可以针对这一点改进
[18:06.26]Great. 很好
[18:07.73]What else? 还有呢？
[18:08.93]The off-Broadway-play people said that you were "pretty but dumb." 那些小剧场的人 说你很好看，可是很笨
[18:13.14]Oh,no wait. I'm sorry. That's "pretty dumb." 等等，对不起 他们是说你非常笨
[18:16.37]Look,it's okay,no,no,no. Really. 看，没关系啊 不…是真的
[18:18.81]Look... 听着…
[18:20.28]... I really appreciate this... 我很感谢你…
[18:23.28]... but I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle. 但我还是回去找艾斯特好了
[18:26.42]Don't get me wrong. You're a better agent than she is... 别误会 你当经纪人当得比她好…
[18:29.62]... but at least with her,I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out. 至少我跟着她 我这非常笨的脑袋还保得住
[18:34.59]Yeah,no,I understand. 是的，不，我能了解
[18:36.73]You do? Thanks. Okay. 你可以吗？谢谢你
[18:38.60]Sorry. 抱歉
[18:43.43]Wait a minute. 等一下
[18:44.80]Wait a minute. 等一下
[18:46.30]Did you make all that stuff up to get out of being my agent? 你是不是故意编这些出来 就不用当我的经纪人了？
[18:49.91]Oh,he caught me. 被你发现了
[18:53.68]I am so busted! 我完蛋了！
[18:56.58]That's what I suspected! 我早就这么怀疑了
[19:02.32]And then I just,you know... 然后我只好…
[19:05.12]...threw the bag of barley at her and ran out of the store. 把一袋大麦丢到她身上 然后逃出那间店
[19:09.03]My God,Chandler,we said be "aloof," not "a doof." 天啊，我们叫你表现冷漠 不是像个笨蛋
[19:14.47]I've actually ruined this,haven't l? 我这次真的搞砸了，对吧？
[19:18.80]Is it time for the good ice cream now? 这次可以吃 真正的冰淇淋了吗？
[19:21.61]Yeah,it is. 没错，可以了
[19:23.61]You know what? Everything's gonna be okay. 你知道吗？一切都没问题的
[19:33.82]Can you hold on for a second? 珍妮丝，你可以等一下吗？
[19:37.55]What do I do? 好，我该怎么办？
[19:38.86]I don't know. This is unprecedented. 我不知道，这是史无前例的
[19:41.02]If we did what you did, a man would never call. 若我们做出像你一样的事 男人绝不会再打来了
[19:44.56]I got it! Pretend you just woke up. That'll throw her off! 我知道了，假装你刚睡醒 这样就可以摆脱她了
[19:48.23]-Be sleepy! -Yes! And grumpy! 睡意惺忪的样子！ 对，脾气暴躁的感觉！
[19:50.63]What are you? Stop naming dwarfs! 你们怎么…？ 别开始数小矮人的名字
[19:58.54]I'm so glad that you called. 我很高兴你打来
[20:02.41]I know I've been acting really weird lately... 我知道我最近的表现很怪…
[20:08.15]...and it's just because I'm crazy about you... 那是因为我太爱你了
[20:14.00]...and I just got stupid and scared... 我就变得很蠢，又很害怕…
[20:18.36]...and stupid a couple more times. 然后就变得非常笨
[20:21.43]And I'm sorry. 我很抱歉
[20:24.00]Really? 真的？
[20:27.10]Really? 真的？
[20:29.24]He's so lucky. If Janice were a guy... 他真幸运，若珍妮丝是男的…
[20:31.68]...she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now. 她现在已经跟别人上床了
[20:35.88]I love you too. 我也爱你
[20:37.61]It's so unfair! 真是太不公平了！
[20:47.19]G. I. Joe? G. I. Joe?! 美国大兵…？
[20:49.39]I don't know what to tell you guys. That's the doll he chose. 我不知如何告诉你们 但他真的选了这个玩具
[20:53.76]What'd you do,dip it in sugar? 你怎么做的？ 把玩具沾糖吗？
[20:56.37]Look,G. I. Joe's in,Barbie's out. 听着，美国大兵获胜 芭比娃娃出局了
[20:58.90]And if you guys can't deal with it, that's just your too bad. 如果你们不能接受 那你们就太糟糕了
[21:04.27]What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbie. Big deal. 你干嘛这么小家子气 他有个芭比，有什么大不了？
[21:08.48]You used to dress up like a woman. 你以前都打扮得像女生
[21:16.59]What? 什么？
[21:18.59]The way you used to dress up in Mom's clothes? 你以前都穿妈的衣服啊
[21:21.29]What are you talking about? 你在说什么啊？
[21:23.23]The big hat,the pearls, the little pink handbag? 宽帽子、珍珠、粉红小手提包
[21:26.46]Okay. You are totally making this up. 好，这些都是你编出来的
[21:29.47]How can you not remember? 你怎么可能不记得？
[21:31.57]You made us call you "Bea"? 你还要我们叫你“碧”啊
[21:40.01]Oh,God. 天啊
[21:42.31]I've literally never been this happy. 我真的从没这么快乐过
[21:46.02]Wasn't there a little song? 不是还有一首歌吗？
[21:48.35]Oh,please,God, let there be a song. 拜托，老天，来一首歌吧
[21:51.00]There was no song. There was no song. 根本没有什么歌…
[21:53.36]I am Bea 我是碧
[21:55.26]-I drink tea -That's enough. 我喝茶 够了！
[21:57.19]Won't you.... 你要不要…
[21:59.70]Won't you.... 你要不要…
[22:02.10]Won't you.... 你要不要…
[22:05.00]Won't you dance around with me? 你要不要在我身旁跳舞？
[22:14.28]I am Bea 我是碧
[22:17.21]I drink tea 我喝茶
[22:20.05]Won't you dance around with? 你要不要在我身旁跳舞…
[22:34.73]Ross? 罗斯？