[00:05.070]Bless this day
[00:08.970]Pinnacle of life
[00:12.060]Husband joined to wife
[00:14.940]The heart leaps up to behold
[00:23.350]This golden day
[00:33.010]Emma, I can't find my shoes
[00:36.020]Today is for Emma
[00:41.870]Emma, I give you the rest of my life
[00:46.360]To cherish and to keep you
[00:50.270]To honor you forever
[00:53.820]Today is for Emma
[00:57.330]My happily soon-to-be wife
[01:04.280]Emma, we're really getting married!
[01:07.150]Pardon me
[01:07.740]Is everybody there?
[01:08.620]Because if everybody's there
[01:09.450]I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding
[01:10.530]I'd appreciate your going even more
[01:11.420]I mean you must have lots of better things to do
[01:12.490]And not a word of this to Will
[01:13.310]Remember Will, you know, the man I'm gonna marry
[01:14.870]But I'm not
[01:15.250]Because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is
[01:16.740]But I thank you all
[01:17.670]For the gifts and the flowers
[01:18.140]Thank you all
[01:18.800]Now it's back to the showers
[01:19.620]Don't tell Will
[01:20.590]But I'm not getting married today
[01:25.280]Bless this day
[01:29.200]Tragedy of life
[01:32.240]Husband yoked to wife
[01:34.860]The heart sinks down and feels dead
[01:42.970]This dreadful da
[01:53.470]Emma, I can't find my good cuff-links
[01:57.240]They're on the dresser
[01:59.050]Right next to my suicide note
[02:01.900]Listen, everybody, look
[02:02.720]I don't know what you're waiting for
[02:03.640]A wedding, what's a wedding
[02:04.230]It's a prehistoric ritual
[02:04.890]Where everybody promises fidelity forever
[02:06.510]Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of
[02:07.920]Which is followed by a honeymoon
[02:08.930]Where suddenly he'll realize
[02:09.970]He's settled with a nut
[02:10.680]And wanna kill me, which he should
[02:11.500]So, thanks a bunch
[02:12.100]But I'm not getting married
[02:12.640]Go have lunch
[02:13.460]Cause I'm not getting married
[02:14.230]You've been grand
[02:15.170]But I'm not getting married
[02:16.000]Don't just stand there
[02:16.640]I'm not getting married
[02:17.440]And don't tell Will
[02:18.050]But I'm not getting married today
[02:20.390]Go, can't you go?
[02:21.570]Why is nobody listening?
[02:23.070]Goodbye
[02:23.920]Go and cry
[02:24.550]At another person's wake
[02:25.930]If you're quick
[02:26.740]For a kick
[02:27.270]You could pick
[02:27.840]Up a Christening
[02:28.870]But please
[02:29.620]On my knees
[02:30.230]There's a human life at stake!
[02:32.060]Listen everybody
[02:32.590]I'm afraid you didn't hear
[02:33.140]Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you
[02:34.900]It isn't only Will, who may be ruining his life
[02:36.260]You know we'll both of us be losing our identities
[02:37.710]I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to see him Monday
[02:39.030]But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
[02:41.300]I'm not well
[02:41.450]So I'm not getting married
[02:42.440]You've been swell
[02:43.310]But I'm not getting married
[02:44.070]Clear the hall
[02:44.720]Cause I'm not getting married
[02:45.260]Thank you all
[02:46.410]But I'm not getting married
[02:46.940]And don't tell Will
[02:47.420]But I'm not getting married today
[02:52.320]Bless this bride
[02:56.790]Totally insane
[02:59.750]Slipping down the drain
[03:02.430]And bless this day in our hearts
[03:10.720]As it starts to rain
[03:20.380]Today is for Emma
[03:23.410]Go, can't you go?
[03:24.820]Look, you know(Emma)
[03:25.420]I adore you all(I give you)
[03:26.210]But why(The rest of)
[03:26.720]Watch me die(My life)
[03:27.850]Like Eliza on the ice?(To cherish)就像踩在冰上的伊莱扎(来爱护你)
[03:28.970]Look, perhaps(And to keep you)
[03:29.760]I'll collapse
[03:30.410]In the apse
[03:31.330]Right before you all
[03:32.150]So take(To honor you)
[03:32.960]Back the cake(Forever)
[03:33.490]Burn the shoes and boil the rice(Today is for Emma)
[03:35.320]Look, I didn't wanna have to tell you(My happily)
[03:36.310]But I may be coming down with Hepatitis(Soon-to-be)
[03:37.130]And I think I'm gonna faint(Wife)
[03:37.690]So if you wanna see me faint
[03:38.500]I'll do it happily(My adorable)
[03:39.050]But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral(Wife)
[03:40.560]So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates
[03:42.320]Thirty-seven butter knives
[03:42.820]Forty-seven paperweights
[03:43.350]Fifty-seven candle holders
[03:44.290]One more thing
[03:44.820]I am not getting married!
[03:45.330]Amen!
[03:45.850]Softly said
[03:46.340]But I'm not getting married!
[03:46.900]Amen!
[03:47.420]With this ring
[03:47.930]Still I'm not getting married!
[03:48.470]Amen!
[03:48.860]I thee wed
[03:48.900]See, I'm not getting married!
[03:49.880]Amen!
[03:50.350]Let us pray
[03:50.880]That we are getting married(That I'm not getting married)
[03:51.740]Today!