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[00:03.750]We are so in luck! 我们走运了
[00:05.520]Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff in the basement! 房东说这些好东西都可以给我们
[00:08.550]Wait right there. 等一下
[00:10.390]Oh,no. I'm paddling away. 不行，我要划走了
[00:16.330]Really? We got all this rusty crap for free? 真的？ 这些生锈的垃圾不要钱？
[00:21.400]This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And some of it is not even popped. 还有一堆泡泡棉 有些完全没挤过
[00:33.910]Could we be more white trash? 我们真是白人垃圾
[00:37.850]The One with the Cuffs 本集播出：“爱的手铐”
[01:25.160]How desperate am l? 我真是绝望透了
[01:27.430]Good thing Chandler's not here. He always wins at this game. 幸好钱德不在，谁也惨不过他
[01:31.670]I just told my mom I'd cater her party. 我刚答应帮我妈的宴会办外烩
[01:34.070]-How come? -I need the money. 为什么？ 因为我需要钱
[01:36.610]It'd be a great way to get rid of that last smidgen of self-respect. 而且这样正好可以抛开 最后一丝自尊
[01:41.450]I think this is a good thing. 别这样，这是好事啊
[01:43.420]Mom wouldn't have hired you if you weren't good. 要不是觉得你行，妈不会找你
[01:47.520]You don't have to stick up for her. She can't hear you. 你不必替她说话，她听不到
[01:54.060]Do you have any juice? 你们有果汁吗？
[01:55.690]Just pickle. 只有腌黄瓜汁
[01:58.830]Funny story. I bumped into Joanna yesterday. 瑞秋，说来好笑 我昨天在路上遇见乔安娜
[02:03.330]My boss,Joanna? That must have been awkward. 我的上司乔安娜？一定很尴尬
[02:06.170]Actually,she asked me if I wanted a drink. 事实上她找我一起去喝酒
[02:10.640]You didn't say yes to that, did you? 你没有答应吧？
[02:14.850]没有
[02:17.120]Hello,Rachel. 瑞秋
[02:25.860]What is she doing here? 她在这里干什么？
[02:33.600]Last time you went out with her you said she was a dud! 我不懂 你上次跟她约会时说她很无聊
[02:37.270]I judged her too quickly. This time,we took it to the next level. 我太快下定论了 这次我们进展到下一个阶段
[02:45.340]Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now. 我上次差点被炒鱿鱼 你马上给我做个了结
[02:50.080]It's not an everyday occurrence! 这可不是每天都有的事
[02:52.450]Usually I'm in there by myself. 通常我都一个人睡
[03:01.860]Promise. 答应我…
[03:03.360]-Rachel,aren't you running late? -No 瑞秋，你快迟到了吧？ 没有啊
[03:05.500]-You are if you pick me up a bagel. -Okay. 有，你还要帮我买焙果 好
[03:09.530]Promise you will end this now. 钱德，答应我跟她分手
[03:13.470]-I promise. I'll end it. -Thank you. 好，我会跟她分手 谢谢
[03:16.510]I hope you know what I'm giving up. 不过我的牺牲很大
[03:18.810]She's not just the boss in your office. You know what I mean? 她可不只是你的上司，懂吗？
[03:27.020]Sorry. I knew what he meant. 对不起，我懂
[03:34.290]How's the hired help? 外烩大厨忙得怎样？
[03:36.490]Doing great. Quiches are coming along. 很顺利，乳酪火腿馅饼快好了
[03:39.130]What's this? Blue nail polish? 这是什么？蓝色指甲油？
[03:42.400]I thought it was cute. 对，我觉得很好看
[03:44.340]It's what your grandmother's hands looked like when we found her. 你奶奶死后指甲就是这个颜色
[03:50.810]Let me ask you a question. 我问你一个问题
[03:53.380]Why did you hire me? 你为什么找我？
[03:55.010]Richard raved about the food at his party... 理查一直说他的派对餐点很棒
[03:59.880]Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was nice. 后来我听说 那场同志婚礼的菜很好
[04:03.560]I assume you didn't sleep with anyone there. 你应该没跟那些人睡觉吧
[04:06.560]At least that would be something. 起码很特别
[04:10.760]Oh,my God! Did you hear that? 天哪！你听到了吗？
[04:13.600]She hired me because she thinks I'm good. 她是觉得我很行才找我
[04:18.740]I didn't hear that. 我没听到这个
[04:21.270]She didn't hire me out of pity. 她不是在可怜我
[04:23.710]It wasn't so she could pick on me. She actually thinks I'm good. 不是想在朋友面前刁我 她是真的觉得我行
[04:29.280]And hey,it's cool if you're a lesbian. 还有，如果你是同志就太酷了
[04:47.130]Good afternoon. Are you the decision-maker of the house? 午安，你是这里的家长吗？
[04:56.610]Do you currently own a set of encyclopedias? 你目前拥有一套百科全书吗？
[05:04.150]Actually,I'm not buying. I'm selling. 我不是要买，我是要卖
[05:07.220]Let me ask you one question. 我问你一个问题
[05:09.590]Do your friends ever have a conversation... 你是否曾在朋友们聊天时
[05:12.320]...and you just nod along, not sure what they're talking about? 只能跟着点头 却搞不懂他们在说什么？
[05:28.570]I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. 我觉得他应该得诺贝尔奖
[05:31.510]才怪
[05:35.010]It was like the Algonquin kids' table. 很像阿尔冈京族小孩的桌子
[05:41.820]Excuse me. I'm sorry. 抱歉，对不起
[05:43.620]You haven't said anything for about two minutes. 你发了大约2分半钟的呆
[05:46.820]Are you at all interested? 你到底有没有兴趣？
[05:50.260]Come on in. 有…请进
[05:55.170]-That's weird. -What? 怪了 什么？
[05:56.830]Your nails. 你的假指甲
[06:02.770]I meant,it's weird that you only have nine now. 我是说你现在只有九个指甲
[06:08.880]Oh,my God! 天哪
[06:11.550]Wait a minute. 等一下
[06:13.120]I had them when I put 我之前要烤…
[06:15.050]Oh,my God! It's in the quiche! 天哪，在馅饼里面
[06:18.190]-Oh,my God! -Okay,don't panic. 完了！ 好，不要慌
[06:20.460]I'll go buy you a new set of nails. 我去帮你买一组新指甲
[06:22.690]No one will know, and you'll look great! 没有人会知道，你还是很美
[06:27.330]It's because they're going to eat That's the problem. 你是怕他们会吃到
[06:32.400]Honey,don't bite your nails. 女儿，别咬指甲
[06:37.340]Please don't freak out. 你别发飙
[06:40.080]There's a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups. 不过某个馅饼里有一片假指甲
[06:43.650]And there's no way to know which one. 而且无从找起
[06:48.420]And whoever finds it wins the prize! 找到的人可以中大奖
[06:53.090]I'm not freaking out. 我不会发飙
[06:54.660]-Why are you laughing? -Now your father owes me $5. 你在笑什么？ 没事，你爸输我5块钱
[06:59.400]You bet I'd lose a nail? 你赌我会掉指甲？
[07:00.930]Don't be silly. I just bet that I'd need these. 别傻了 我只是赌我会用上这个
[07:04.570]Frozen lasagnas? 冷冻千层面？
[07:08.170]You bet that I'd screw up? 你赌我会搞砸？
[07:10.610]All that stuff about how I was good 你还说什么我很行…
[07:13.410]No,that was all true. 不，那都是真的
[07:15.050]This was just in case you "pulled a Monica." 这只是怕你搞摩妮卡飞机
[07:18.520]You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase. 你答应心理医生不再这么说
[07:22.250]Come on. Have a sense of humor. 拜托，有点幽默感嘛
[07:24.360]You're never able to laugh at yourself. 你总是不懂得自嘲
[07:27.020]That's right. 是啊
[07:29.360]My mom has no faith in me! That's hilarious! 我妈对我没信心，好好笑喔
[07:34.530]I don't get it. 哪里好笑？
[07:37.470]No. I have faith. 不，我对你有信心
[07:39.440]No. You have lasagnas! 不，你有的是千层面
[07:48.750]The ruined quiches are ready! 毁掉的馅饼好了
[07:59.590]-I really don't think we should be doing this. -Okay. 我们不该这么做 好
[08:06.600]It just doesn't feel like we're breaking up. 这种感觉不像是分手
[08:10.370]No,we are. I'm sad. 是分手啊，我好伤心喔
[08:14.410]好吧
[08:21.050]Can you wait till tomorrow? All right. 可以等到明天吗？好吧
[08:25.480]Unbelievable! 真是帅呆了
[08:28.000]Thanks. 谢谢
[08:30.560]That was my boss. I have to go. 不是，我得去见我的老板 好
[08:34.830]What are you doing? 你干什么？
[08:36.190]-I'm getting dressed. -Why? 穿衣服 为什么？
[08:38.560]When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage. 光着走在路上会被扔东西
[08:42.330]Wait. I want to show you something. 等一下，给你看个东西
[08:45.540]What is it? 什么东西？
[08:47.040]Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. 别人送的一个小道具
[08:50.170]Put your hands together. 把手合在一起
[08:53.410]You're not the boss of me. 你又不是我的老板
[08:57.480]Yeah,you are. 你是
[09:02.390]Saucy! 粉辣喔
[09:09.260]I'll be back in two minutes. 我马上回来
[09:12.600]You're going to leave me like this? 你要这样把我挂着？
[09:14.930]Knowing you're here waiting for me. I think it's exciting,don't you? 知道你在等我 感觉很令人兴奋
[09:19.700]If you don't come back soon... 好，但要是你不马上回来…
[09:22.440]...there's pretty much nothing I can do about it! 我也不能怎么样
[09:31.050]Great. I'll keep it in my butt with your nose. 很好，我会把它帖着
[09:41.230]That's weird. She locked the door. 奇怪，她把门锁上了
[09:43.290]You know why? She's got the bonus list in there. 你知道为什么？ 里面有圣诞奖金名单
[09:46.500]I saw her working on it today. 我早上看到她在打
[09:49.300]Swear you won't tell. 好，你可别说出去
[09:54.210]You want to see the list? 你想看名单吗？ 想
[10:10.520]How are you? 你好吗？
[10:34.580]Hello,Joanna 喂，乔安娜…
[10:38.220]office. …办公室
[10:41.550]I'm sorry. I'll be a little longer. 对不起，我还要一阵子
[10:44.090]-How little? -A couple hours. 多久？ 2个小时，我急死了
[10:46.860]This isn't funny. Get back here now! 一点也不好玩，马上给我回来
[10:49.430]-I can't! -Why not? 我没办法 为什么？
[10:50.800]I'm in my boss' car. 我在我老板的车上
[10:52.860]-What? -Tunnel! 什么？ 进隧道了
[11:12.320]What? 怎样？
[11:13.550]Rachel,could I see you for a moment? 瑞秋，你进来一下
[11:23.560]Okay,here's the situation. 好，现在是这样
[11:26.400]The keys to the cuffs are on the door. 手铐的钥匙挂在门上
[11:28.930]Could you be a doll... 你能不能行行好
[11:30.400]...and grab them and scoot on over here and unlock me? 拿了钥匙冲过来帮我解套？
[11:35.040]And on a totally separate subject, that's a lovely pantsuit. 题外话：好漂亮的套装
[11:41.050]You promised you would break up with her. 你答应要跟她分手的
[11:44.280]I did break up with her! She just took it really,really well! 我跟她分手啦 只不过她分得很狂野
[11:50.660]Jeopardizing my career never entered your mind? 你都没想过 这样会破坏我的事业？
[11:54.430]It did enter my mind. 我想过啊
[11:56.030]But then something happened that made it shoot right out. 但后来的事让这个念头飞了
[12:01.530]You got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out. 你害自己被铐住，就自己脱困
[12:07.300]I can't get myself right out of them. 不，我没办法自己脱困
[12:09.940]You must have me confused with the "Amazing Chandler"! 你把我跟脱逃大师钱德搞混了
[12:22.120]All right! This is it! 钱德！好，够了
[12:23.650]Never see her again. 不准你再见她
[12:25.660]Never! 永远
[12:30.190]Give me back my Walkman! 把随身听还给我 我…
[12:34.370]I never borrowed it. 我没借过
[12:37.000]Then I lost it. Buy me one! 那就是我弄丢了，买一台给我
[12:45.280]Does it hurt? 会痛吗？
[12:46.880]No,I always see guys do this when handcuffs are taken off. 我只是看别人都会哀一声
[12:53.050]Hello,sweet pants! 亲爱的裤子
[12:56.320]Wait! What will you tell Joanna? 慢着！你要怎么跟乔安娜说？
[12:58.860]About what? 说什么？
[13:00.090]She'll see you're gone and know I let you out,and I'll get fired! 她看你走了会知道是我放的 我会被解雇
[13:04.900]I'll tell a lie! I'm good at lying! 我会撒谎，我最会撒谎了
[13:07.030]I actually did borrow your Walkman! 我的确借了你的随身听
[13:09.530]She'll know I have a key to her office. 行不通的，她会知道我有钥匙
[13:12.600]I've got to lock you back up. 我得把你铐回去
[13:15.540]I don't think so. 你别想
[13:28.690]This is much better. 这样好多了
[13:32.890]Here's somebody interesting. 这个人很有意思
[13:35.590]What do you know about Van Gogh? 你对梵谷认识多少？
[13:38.700]-He cut off his ear. -And? 他割掉自己的耳朵 还有呢？
[13:41.530]I'm out. 没了
[13:43.600]He painted that. 这是他画的
[13:46.740]That's pretty nice. 不赖嘛
[13:48.470]I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked. 我以为他是罚自己画不好
[13:51.640]-What else you got in there? -Let's see.... 还有什么？ 我看看
[13:54.910]-Where does the Pope live? -ln the woods. 教宗住在哪里？ 森林里
[13:59.120]Wait,that's the joke answer. 等等，那是开玩笑的
[14:02.390]Actually,it's Vatican City. 他住在梵蒂冈
[14:04.790]Now,what do you know about vulcanized rubber? 你知道什么是硫化橡胶？ （另义保险套）
[14:08.660]Spock's birth control. 节育用品
[14:12.730]You need these books. 你需要这套书
[14:22.410]This used to be your room? 这里是你的旧房间？
[14:24.580]You must have been in really good shape as a kid. 你小时候一定很健美
[14:30.410]I'm such an idiot! 我真是个白痴
[14:33.320]I can't believe I thought she could change. 我居然以为她会改变
[14:36.490]Who cares what your mom thinks? 谁管你娘怎么想？
[14:39.360]So you "pulled a Monica." 搞摩妮卡飞机又怎样
[14:42.660]I'm glad that's catching on. 这句话还真流行
[14:45.030]Why does that have to be a bad thing? Just change what it means. 谁说这一定要是坏话？ 去改变它的意义
[14:49.370]Prove your mother wrong. 去证明你妈是错的
[14:51.200]You finish the job,and we'll call that "pulling a Monica." 你把工作顺利完成 我们就管它叫搞摩妮卡飞机
[14:55.840]What? 什么？
[14:57.610]If a kid gets straight A's, his parents say,"You pulled a Monica." 小孩每一科都拿A， 父母会说 “你搞了摩妮卡飞机”
[15:04.450]A fireman saves a baby, and they go,"He pulled a Monica." 消防员救出一个宝宝 大家会说“他搞摩妮卡飞机”
[15:10.220]Someone hits a homer,and they say, "That one's out of here." 有人打全垒打，播报员会说 “这是一支红不让”
[15:14.230]Because some things don't change. 有些事是不会变的
[15:17.860]All right. I'll go down there. 好，我要下楼去
[15:20.460]I won't serve the lasagna. I'll serve what I make. 我不上千层面 我要上我做的菜
[15:32.840]My breasts are really strong. 我的真有力
[15:42.650]I have to get you locked back up. I'm so going to lose my job! 钱德，拜托，我得把你铐回去 我的饭碗快不保了
[15:47.590]She's very private about her office! 她很在意办公室的隐私权
[15:50.660]Now I know why! 我总算知道原因了
[15:53.030]You're in trouble either way. 你不管怎样都有麻烦
[15:55.170]If she sees me locked to this... 她看见我被铐在柜子上
[15:57.600]...she'll know you were here. You might as well let me go. 就会知道你进来过 你还不如让我走
[16:03.940]-I'll clean your bathroom for a month. -Still won't be clean. 我帮你洗浴室1个月 还是洗不干净
[16:08.110]All I want is my freedom. 我只要我的自由
[16:11.920]-Foot rubs for a month! -Freedom! 揉脚1个月 自由
[16:18.020]Why won't you hear me! Sophie,help me! 你为什么不听 苏菲，救救我
[16:20.760]Sophie,sit! 苏菲，坐下
[16:22.760]自由
[16:24.700]Would you just calm down?! 请你冷静好吗
[16:33.900]I'm going to say this for the last time. 我再说最后一次
[16:36.910]Would you please just 能不能请你…
[16:43.650]There's a lot I didn't know about vomit. 我对呕吐的了解还真少
[16:50.050]In a minute. 等一下
[16:53.220]So what do you say? 你觉得如何？
[16:54.890]You get the whole set of encyclopedias for $1200. 1200元拥有整套百科全书
[16:58.730]That works out to just 50 bucks a book. 平均一本才50元
[17:01.830]$1200? 1200？
[17:05.340]You think I have $1200? 你觉得我有1200吗？
[17:08.170]I'm home during the day... 我大白天窝在家里
[17:10.070]...and I got patio furniture in my living room. 还用凉椅洋伞当家具
[17:14.350]There's a few things you don't get from book learning. 有些事是书上学不到的
[17:18.250]Well,what can you swing? 你能凑出多少？
[17:20.750]How about zero down and zero a month for a long,long time? 0头期款，月付0元如何？
[17:25.820]You don't have anything? 你什么都没有？
[17:28.460]You want to see what I got? 你想看我有什么？好
[17:31.000]I got a baby Tootsie Roll... 我有一个巧克力棒
[17:34.300]...a movie stub,keys,a Kleenex... 一张电影票根、钥匙、面纸
[17:40.040]...a rock... 一块小石头
[17:44.710]Okay,I get the picture. Thanks for your time. 好，我懂了，耽误你了
[17:49.010]And a fifty. 和一张50元
[17:51.420]These must be Chandler's pants. 这一定是钱德的裤子
[17:54.180]For $50 you can get one book. 50元可以买一本
[17:56.350]What will it be? A? B? C? 你要哪一本？A？B？C？
[17:59.360]I'll stick with the V. 我还是买V好了
[18:01.190]I want to see how this bad boy turns out. 我想看看结局如何
[18:07.700]I will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts! 我帮你买和包圣诞礼物
[18:13.070]I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning! 我每天早上帮你榨柳橙汁
[18:16.870]-With extra pulp? -Yeah. 有果肉？ 有
[18:18.510]不要
[18:23.580]I've got it! 我知道了
[18:25.250]You don't have it. 你才不知道
[18:27.680]I have so got it! 我完全知道了
[18:30.150]There will be rumors about this. No way to stop it. 这件事会传出去，挡也挡不住
[18:33.360]Sophie,Monica and Phoebe know. 苏菲知道 摩妮卡、菲比知道
[18:35.590]-How do they know? -I called them. 她们怎么会知道？ 我打给她们了
[18:39.000]When they ask me what I saw... 当她们问我看到什么
[18:41.430]...I can be very generous... 我可以很大方
[18:46.270]...or very stingy. 也可以很小气
[18:50.610]Go on. 说下去
[18:52.210]I can make you a legend. 我可以让你成为传奇
[18:54.910]I can make you this generation's Milton Berle. 我可以让你成为现代唐璜
[18:59.680]-And Milton Berle has -Not compared to you. 而唐璜… 根本比不上你
[19:08.130]They're not even touching the lasagna. 怎样？ 客人碰都没碰千层面
[19:10.530]They love your casserole! 真的？ 他们好喜欢你的砂锅
[19:19.370]Everyone seems to like your dish. 大家都很喜欢你做的菜
[19:22.070]And you? 那你呢？
[19:23.770]I thought it was... 我觉得…
[19:26.740]...quite tasty. 很好吃
[19:29.480]So if everyone liked it, and you liked it... 要是大家都喜欢，你也喜欢
[19:32.650]...that would make this a success. Which would make you.... 那就代表很成功，而你就是…
[19:36.250]A bitch? 恶婆娘？
[19:39.220]I meant "wrong," but we can use your word. 我想说“你就错了” 但你的说法也行
[19:43.160]Yes,well,I was wrong. 对，我错了
[19:45.900]And I have to say... 我必须要说
[19:48.900]...you really impressed me today. 你让我大开眼界
[19:53.900]You might even say that she "pulled a Monica." 你还可以说她搞了摩妮卡飞机
[19:59.640]She doesn't know we switched it. 她不知道我们改过了
[20:03.150]And the next time you cater for me... 下次你帮我办外烩
[20:07.150]...there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. 冷冻库里只会有冰
[20:10.750]That really means a lot. 这是很大的鼓励
[20:12.820]Mom,don't bite your nails! 妈，别咬指甲
[20:18.830]（中央咖啡馆）
[20:24.100]Hello,Chandler. 钱德你好啊
[20:27.940]I love you. 我爱你
[20:30.870]What's going on? 怎么回事？
[20:36.180]No,he doesn't! 少来了
[20:40.880]Two hours,that lasted. 拖了2小时
[20:44.050]So did you break up with Joanna? 所以你跟乔安娜分手了吗？
[20:46.220]I think so. 应该是吧
[20:47.790]It's good you got out, before she blew up like Vesuvius. 幸好她跟维苏威一样爆炸之前 你就闪了
[20:52.700]The volcano? 那座火山？
[20:54.500]Speaking of volcanoes,man,are they a violent igneous rock formation! 对，讲到火山 那些火成岩还真暴力
[21:00.540]What? 什么？
[21:01.740]Lava spewing,hot ash. 熔岩乱喷，热灰乱飞
[21:04.680]Of course,some are dormant. 不过有些是休眠火山
[21:06.680]Why are you talking about volcanoes all of a sudden? 你怎么突然聊起火山来了？
[21:11.250]What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? 你们想聊什么？活体解剖？
[21:14.920]The vas deferens? 输精管？
[21:17.650]The Vietnam War? 越战？
[21:19.860]Did anyone see that documentary on the Korean War? 有人看那部韩战纪录片吗？
[21:25.430]Korea's a beautiful country. 韩国那么美
[21:27.360]With such a sad history. 命运却好悲惨
[21:30.430]Could there be more Kims? 有好多姓金的
[21:41.750]-Who's out there? -Me! Good morning! 外面是谁？ 是我，早安
[21:44.210]Could you come in here,please? 瑞秋，你能不能进来一下？
[21:46.280]Sure! They didn't have poppyseed bagels... 好 没有罂粟籽焙果了
[21:50.050]...so I have sesame Oh,my word! 所以我买芝麻…天哪
[21:54.730]I've had a slight office mishap. 我出了一点办公室灾难
[21:58.860]Could you get the key for me? 请把门后的钥匙拿给我 好
[22:11.440]-lf you could. -Oh,I'm sorry! 麻烦你 对不起
[22:16.750]You can tell your friend Chandler we're definitely broken up this time! 告诉你的朋友钱德 我们这次绝对是分手了