[00:03.80]I just saw Kathy naked.
[00:06.33]It was like torture.
[00:08.77]If we go to war and you're captured,you're in for a surprise.
[00:13.64]It keeps getting worse.
[00:15.51]It bad enough that I'm in love with my roommate's girlfriend.
[00:19.05]Every time we're in the same room,there's weird energy between us.
[00:24.15]Call me crazy,but I think she likes me too.
[00:27.16]And now I have seen her naked.
[00:31.13]At least with her clothes on...
[00:33.50]...I could imagine her body was covered in boils.
[00:38.70]But there are no boils. She's smooth.
[00:42.64]Smooth!
[00:48.31]-Could everyone see up his robe? -Oh,my God!
[00:53.18]The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
[01:40.86]-Here you go. -I'll call you.
[01:42.90]Great!
[01:45.80]Hey,hey. Who was that?
[01:47.90]Casey. We're going out tonight.
[01:50.34]Going out? Wow!
[01:55.78]It didn't work out with Kathy? Bummer.
[01:58.68]No,things are fine.
[02:00.25]I'm having a late meal with her after an early one with Casey.
[02:05.25]-What? -Yeah.
[02:06.39]The craziest thing is,I just ate a whole pizza myself.
[02:12.26]You're going out with Kathy!
[02:14.40]Yeah. Why are you upset?
[02:16.36]Well,I'm upset...
[02:18.10]...for you.
[02:20.70]Sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be unfulfilling.
[02:26.94]What's the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive.
[02:30.78]Look,Joey.
[02:32.81]Kathy's clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs.
[02:36.05]But,Casey....
[02:37.45]Granted,I just saw the back of her head.
[02:40.82]But I got this sense that she's smart and funny...
[02:44.39]...and gets you.
[02:48.13]You got all that from the back of her head?
[02:50.67]I think it's time for you to settle down.
[02:52.93]Make a choice. Pick a lane.
[02:55.27]Who's Elaine?
[03:01.18]Little Tony Tarzan
[03:03.01]Swinging on a nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease
[03:10.52]I don't know the next verse.
[03:13.39]You could just go:
[03:15.49]Greatest of ease  “
[03:18.39]Then go right into it.
[03:20.90]I like that.
[03:23.50]How do you know about...?
[03:26.73]You know,I used to play.
[03:29.40]That's right. The keyboards?
[03:32.64]A little in high school. I got into it in college.
[03:36.58]That's when I really found my sound.
[03:42.02]Orange juice just came out of my nose,but it was worth it.
[03:48.22]Oh,my God!
[03:49.92]I completely forgot about your sound.
[03:53.60]He'd lock himself in the basement for hours.
[03:56.03]No one was ever allowed to hear the sound.
[04:00.24]I want to hear the sound.
[04:03.34]No,I mean,I haven't played in so long.
[04:08.44]Well,it's really personal stuff.
[04:11.11]Play that funky music,white boy.
[04:15.12]-Yeah,come on. -No,you guys.
[04:17.59]My keyboards are all the way Yeah,okay.
[04:24.63]Who wants to get dinner later? I wanna try that new ltalian restaurant.
[04:27.86]Supposed to be really good. Saw a lot of Chinese people eating in there.
[04:32.70]What are you talking about?
[04:34.24]You said some restaurant must be good because Chinese people were eating there.
[04:39.24]That's because it was a Chinese restaurant.
[04:44.01]I still wanna go. Who wants to come?
[04:46.01]Oh,I can't. I got two dinner dates tonight,so I gotta get ready.
[04:51.45]All right,girls' night out.
[04:53.39]Sorry,but we have to prep that catering thing for tomorrow.
[04:56.49]Oh,that's right.
[04:58.99]I wish I could eat in restaurants alone.
[05:01.53]You should try it. It's a really good thing to do.
[05:04.17]I just think I'd feel really self-conscious. Like I was on display or something.
[05:09.34]I was on display once. Nothing like eating alone.
[05:22.12]I just had a great time with myself.
[05:27.92]Well,this could be a good story.
[05:31.43]At dinner. It was so liberating.
[05:34.23]You know,I don't need people to have fun. I'm fun. I'm a fun girl.
[05:38.87]Are you a naughty girl?
[05:44.34]No,just fun. Fun. Good. Fun.
[05:47.14]-See,I told you you'd have fun. -I know.
[05:49.28]Although I must say that I totally judge any woman I see eating alone.
[05:52.65]-Why? -What's wrong with a woman eating alone?
[05:55.25]Well,obviously something. She's eating alone.
[05:59.32]Okay,guys.
[06:00.49]All right! Bring it on,you!
[06:06.76]Here we go.
[06:14.20]You know,I've never played my stuff for anyone before.
[06:19.24]So it's important that you understand...
[06:21.91]...it's about communicating...
[06:24.88]...very private emotions.
[06:34.79]You know....
[06:36.06]You should think of my work...
[06:40.23]...as wordless sound poems.
[06:49.17]-That's what -Oh,my God,play.
[07:26.21]Well,you know,that was...
[07:30.21]...terrific!
[07:33.01]Really...
[07:35.02]...bitchen.
[07:38.52]Wow! It was so wow!
[07:42.19]Really?
[07:43.96]Yeah! I mean,you should play in public.
[07:49.43]Wow,thanks,you guys. That's
[07:52.20]I want to play you another piece.
[07:56.84]I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be right back,okay?
[08:03.31]This is so nice. I mean,I am so....
[08:11.22]God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement.
[08:16.16]I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
[08:21.30]What are you guys talking about? I loved it!
[08:25.07]It was so moving.
[08:27.13]It's so different from the stuff you usually hear.
[08:30.91]You mean,music?
[08:37.91]I know what you think.
[08:39.48]Yes,yes,your breasts are just as firm and juicy.
[08:45.55]Come in.
[08:49.39]Oh,God! Is that Baywatch?
[08:51.76]Yes,but I just watch it for the articles.
[08:56.16]-So is Joey around? -No,he's not back yet.
[08:59.93]Come in,have a seat. Bow or stern?
[09:02.40]I don't have a preference. You?
[09:04.81]I like it in the stern.
[09:09.54]Of the boat.
[09:14.38]It's me. Casey and l had a little car trouble.
[09:18.35]-What happened? -We broke down.
[09:20.35]I have to get transmission fluid.
[09:22.72]Tell Kathy that I'm sorry and I'll be there soon.
[09:26.66]-Why can't you tell her? -I think my time is about to
[09:31.73]
[09:33.33]
[09:37.14]I thought your time ran out.
[09:38.67]Me too,but I guess I do have
[09:43.84]Joey's running a little late,and he says he's sorry.
[09:48.05]I guess it's just you and me,then.
[09:52.09]-Okay. -Yeah,I think it is.
[09:58.09]So,what'd you do today?
[10:00.26]I had an appointment to cut my hair.
[10:02.06]-Looks great! -And then it got canceled.
[10:06.73]-I could cut it. -Really? Do you do that?
[10:09.64]Yeah,I learned at my aunt's dog-grooming shop. What do you say?
[10:14.71]Dog grooming?
[10:16.91]Don't make my tail too poofy.
[10:25.05]You have really great hair.
[10:27.76]Oh,thanks. I grow it myself.
[10:36.16]You know who also has great hair is Joey.
[10:38.27]Yes,Joey has great hair.
[10:40.50]I'm basically done here. Let me get this hair off your neck.
[10:58.69]What are you doing?
[11:01.02]Checking to see if it's even.
[11:07.53]Looks good.
[11:11.87]The phone! The phone's making sounds!
[11:16.64]Hey,dude,it's me.
[11:18.01]Hey,it's Joey!
[11:20.64]It looks like we'll be stuck here.
[11:23.18]I got the fluid. The transmission wasn't there.
[11:27.52]-What? -It fell out.
[11:29.45]I just figured we hit a dog.
[11:34.12]Could you put Kathy on? I want to apologize to her.
[11:38.29]It's Joey.
[11:41.53]No,it's fine. Don't worry about it.
[11:44.60]Yeah,no,stop apologizing. It's okay.
[11:47.80]I'll talk to you tomorrow.
[11:52.87]I should probably go.
[12:09.69]I forgot my purse.
[12:19.70]I really did. I forgot my purse.
[12:28.41]-This is bad! It's bad! -Horrible!
[12:31.81]Wait,the kiss or the situation?
[12:35.58]The kiss was good.
[12:37.18]-But that's bad! -Here's what we do.
[12:39.75]-We forget it happened. -What?
[12:41.92]We swallow our feelings,even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good?
[12:48.10]Can you really do that?
[12:50.10]I have to. He's my best friend.
[12:53.43]And you're seeing him.
[12:55.60]Chandler,I like Joey a lot.
[12:58.44]-But with you -No,don't! Don't,see?
[13:02.51]You're getting me confused. I'm starting to yearn.
[13:08.55]I'm sorry.
[13:10.55]If you want to pretend that nothing happened,I can try.
[13:15.99]I think we have to.
[13:19.49]
[13:22.26]
[13:35.14]Are you still out there?
[13:37.88]
[13:48.32]Electrifying
[13:53.26]Infinite time
[13:57.67]There's a Starbucks about three blocks down.
[14:01.37]He's so inspired. Just look at him. Look at him go!
[14:21.09]Thank you very much!
[14:24.43]Hey,aren't you up next?
[14:27.76]-I'm not playing tonight. -Why not?
[14:32.13]I can't follow Ross.
[14:34.97]It'd be like those poor bicycle-riding chimps...
[14:38.54]...who had to follow the Beatles. No.
[14:42.78]Ross sucks.
[14:46.31]The place has emptied because of him.
[14:49.98]Oh,my God,he's not even appreciated in his own time.
[14:54.32]I'd give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!
[15:01.16]
[15:04.90]You suck too.
[15:10.47]You're awful.
[15:15.98]You guys!
[15:18.81]You suck too!
[15:26.12]Man! I can't believe I locked myself out again!
[15:31.16]Hang on,buddy.
[15:37.13]Oh,my God! What happened?
[15:39.47]-Did you do all this? Why? -I sure did.
[15:42.50]It made me feel good to do something nice for my friend.
[15:46.37]You're amazing.
[15:48.28]No,this is amazing.
[15:53.85]A TV that appears as if from nowhere!
[15:57.55]That's the dream!
[15:59.95]How did you afford all this?
[16:01.82]I'm 29. I mean,who needs a savings account?
[16:05.29]You're the best friend anyone has ever had.
[16:08.63]I don't know.
[16:10.90]No,you are.
[16:12.37]You do this,you give me advice....
[16:14.97]What you said about focusing on one woman?
[16:19.07]I'll do that.
[16:20.57]With Casey?
[16:21.81]I'll see how things go with Kathy. She's cool.
[16:25.55]-Or Casey. -No,Kathy.
[16:28.08]-Could be Casey. -No,Kathy.
[16:30.48]Consider Casey.
[16:33.22]I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey.
[16:36.99]I'll fix you two up. What do you think?
[16:39.99]That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place.
[16:52.74]You were really great. You were really,really great.
[16:57.78]Thanks.
[17:00.18]Monica tells me you don't want to play anymore because of me...
[17:05.02]...and,you know,my talent. ...
[17:08.52]Is that true?
[17:11.19]Well,kind of,yeah.
[17:13.66]I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it...
[17:17.60]...but I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift.
[17:23.34]See,but....
[17:24.57]Pheebs,that is the exact opposite intent of my music.
[17:29.58]You know,my music is meant to inspire.
[17:33.01]If it bothers you this much...
[17:35.18]...then I won't play anymore.
[17:40.55]No,don't do that.
[17:42.96]How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music?
[17:50.93]Yeah,okay.
[17:57.81]-I'd love to,but I have plans on Sunday. -Well,maybe some other time.
[18:01.34]-Sure. Just give me a call,I'm in the book. -Okay. Thanks a lot. See you.
[18:09.98]What are you doing? He is cute,and he's a doctor.
[18:13.39]-How do you know? -Honey,I eavesdrop because I care.
[18:18.29]-Well,I have plans on Sunday. -With who?
[18:21.73]-Me. -Oh,God.
[18:24.53]You are the one who told me how important it is to spend time alone.
[18:28.14]I can't just go out with that guy when I have plans with myself.
[18:31.24]Wouldn't be fair to me.
[18:33.81]So basically you're saying you don't want to cheat on yourself.
[18:37.78]Well,if you wanna make me sound crazy.
[18:42.15]Saw the new furniture. Very nice.
[18:45.32]Joey has the best boyfriend ever!
[18:50.26]I kissed Kathy.
[18:51.69]Are you serious?
[18:53.26]-Does Joey know? -No.
[18:55.33]Is there any way you think he will understand this?
[18:59.87]You obviously haven't screwed over your friends.
[19:03.64]Which we all appreciate.
[19:06.44]If you'd told him how you felt before you kissed her...
[19:10.64]...knowing Joey,he'd have stepped aside.
[19:13.51]Don't say that! That's not true,is it?
[19:17.52]Yeah,he loves you.
[19:19.32]Then why didn't you tell me to do that?
[19:22.39]I said something to Phoebe.
[19:24.79]And I thought it was a really good idea.
[19:27.66]-Yeah,I remember. -Oh,my God!
[19:31.33]What am I going to do?
[19:33.30]-You'll have to tell him. -Why do I have to tell him?
[19:37.17]-Because you do. -Yeah,I know.
[19:43.88]Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this?
[19:50.85]I don't know if this is working out. I think....
[19:55.09]I think I wanna see other people.
[19:58.33]Wow. Didn't see that coming.
[20:01.36]It's not that I don't enjoy this. I do.
[20:04.46]I just wanna see what else is out there.
[20:09.80]Hey,Guy. What are you doing here?
[20:12.44]I work across the street.
[20:14.91]-lt turns out I'm gonna be free Sunday. -I wish you had called me.
[20:18.88]I just told them I'd work this weekend.
[20:21.82]Okay,well,maybe next weekend.
[20:23.62]-Definitely. I'll see you. -Okay.
[20:25.95]Yeah,you'll be talking to me never,because you're a freak who eats alone.
[20:38.07]Sambuca margarita?
[20:40.67]It that a real thing?
[20:42.40]Well,we only had sambuca,so it is now.
[20:47.07]Listen,Joe. I need to I need to talk to you about something.
[20:51.71]What's up?
[20:54.28]It's about Kathy.
[20:58.45]I like her.
[21:00.62]I like her a lot,actually.
[21:03.89]-You do? -Yeah.
[21:06.46]Your timing couldn't be better.
[21:09.03]She's not my girlfriend anymore.
[21:11.23]What?
[21:12.70]-Yeah,she broke up with me. -When?
[21:17.14]Just now,after acting class.
[21:19.57]I thought she was doing some scene,so I let people watch.
[21:25.71]Man,I am so sorry. Are you okay?
[21:28.98]I've been better,but I'm all right. So you like her?
[21:33.49]Yes,but I don't have to.
[21:36.32]No,it's okay.
[21:42.30]You know why? Because you came to me first.
[21:47.90]I thought that would be the best thing to do.
[21:52.11]You might have your work cut out for you.
[21:55.08]When I talked to her,I got the feeling she's into some other guy.
[22:01.15]See,that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
[22:06.15]I think I know who the other guy is.
[22:09.19]Who?
[22:12.19]It's me.
[22:13.86]I'm the other guy.
[22:16.30]What?
[22:18.83]When you were late last night,Kathy and I got to talking...
[22:23.57]...and one thing led to another,and....
[22:26.57]And what? Did you sleep with her?
[22:29.21]-No,I just kissed her. -What? That's even worse!
[22:34.08]-How is that worse? -It's the same!
[22:37.98]There's nothing I could do. I think I'm in love with her!
[22:41.59]Who cares?
[22:42.89]You went behind my back? I'd never do that to you!
[22:46.19]I have no excuses. I was totally over the line.
[22:49.66]You're so far past the line,that you can't even see the line!
[22:54.74]The line is a dot to you!
[22:58.11]Yes,right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me.
[23:02.54]Oh,my God. Is that why you bought all this stuff?
[23:06.68]You know what?
[23:08.18]I will not watch your TV.
[23:10.78]I won't listen to your stereo.
[23:12.85]And there's a loaf in the new bread maker I won't eat. Know why?
[23:17.36]-Probably because -It's all tainted with your betrayal!
[23:22.66]This apartment is empty to me! I'm not happy about you either.
[23:33.94]And just so you know...
[23:36.48]...I made that bread for you.
[23:52.93]Oh,my God! He's lost it. He's totally lost it.
[23:57.53]What?
[24:00.20]This cannot get any worse.
[24:02.70]Rats in the basement are hanging themselves.
[24:15.22]Thank you. Thanks.
[24:21.09]I lost it.
[24:24.62]I won't play anymore.
[24:26.33]
[00:00.00]
[24:30.23]After that? Yeah.
[24:34.00]No,I mean,if I can help.
[24:41.84]Yeah,like I could lose it.
[24:45.91]What?
[24:47.15]I played bad on purpose,guys.
[24:52.25]Okay,you were trying to play bad this whole time.
[24:54.72]No. Just that last song.