[00:00.570]It's me. I know you can 't stand to see me. 喂 是我 我知道你不想跟我共处一室
[00:03.500]I'm trying to apologize over the phone 我想用电话跟你道歉…
[00:14.550]I shouldn't have kissed your girlfriend 我不该亲你的女朋友…
[00:21.350]Stop calling! 别再打来了
[00:22.720]This is 92.3 WXRK,K-Rock... 这里是92.3摇滚广播电台
[00:27.060]...calling with our $ 1000 daily challenge! 您是今天的千元挑战者
[00:29.900]All right! 漂亮
[00:31.260]What is the name of... 请问...
[00:32.670]...your roommate who is very sorry and would do anything? 你那位非常抱歉 愿意尽全力…
[00:42.440]-Damn it,Chandler,stop calling. -Joey,it's Ross. 钱德，别再打来了 乔伊，我是罗斯
[00:46.080]-Sorry. -It's all right. 对不起 没关系
[00:47.350]What's up? 什么事？
[00:48.580]Not much. I got Chandler here and he's really,really sorry 也没什么 钱德在我这边，他非常非常…
[00:55.150]The One with Chandler in a Box 本集播出：闭关思过
[01:41.630]Oh,turkey! 火鸡…
[01:43.800]Giving thanks! 说谢谢
[01:47.370]Look,everyone. It's the spirit of Thanksgiving! 看，这就是感恩节的精神
[01:51.140]Are things with Joey better? 你跟乔伊好一点了吗？
[01:52.950]They couldn't be worse. I spent eight hours calling him... 糟到不能再糟 我昨晚打了8小时电话给他
[01:55.920]...trying to get him to talk to me. 想让他跟我说上一句话
[01:59.520]Eight hours. 8小时
[02:00.850]You could probably use a plug-in telephone headset. 你应该用得上耳机吧？
[02:04.820]Should we all expect Christmas gifts that are stolen from your office? 我们会收到 你从公司偷来的圣诞礼物吗？
[02:11.760]You shouldn't. 你不会
[02:14.830]Speaking of Christmas.... 讲到圣诞节
[02:16.270]Since Monica and I are starting a new business and have no money... 摩妮卡和我刚开业，没有钱
[02:20.440]...this year we could do Secret Santa and each only buy one gift. 今年就来抽签互送吧 这样只要买一份礼物
[02:25.310]And there's the added mystery of who gets who. 还可以猜猜看谁抽到谁
[02:30.480]Who gets whom. 谁抽到“哪个人”
[02:33.990]I don't know why I do that. 我是无意识的
[02:37.720]But it is correct. 但那样才合文法
[02:40.630]Hey,what's this? It's all of your names. 这是什么？ 是你们的名字！
[02:43.830]Let's pick. 来抽吧
[02:47.400]Hey,what's going? 你们在…
[02:51.400]-No,Joey,stay. -We're picking names for Secret Santa. 乔伊，不要走 我们要抽签送礼
[02:55.710]Okay. 好啦
[02:58.110]I invented Secret Santa,you know. 这个做法是我发明的
[03:02.920]What are you laughing at? You're the one who said Die Hard was your idea. 你笑什么？ 你也说“终极警探” 是你的构想
[03:06.450]It was. 本来就是
[03:09.460]Don't make me show you the napkin. 别逼我把纸巾拿出来
[03:18.960]I'm going to take a nap. Turkey makes me sleepy. 我要去睡个觉，火鸡让我爱睏
[03:22.500]We haven't eaten yet. 还没吃耶
[03:24.840]I know,but all that work you're doing to get it ready and.... 我知道，但你那堆准备过程…
[03:31.010]Did you pick Rachel for your Secret Santa? I'll trade for her. 你们有人抽到瑞秋吗？我要换
[03:35.210]I picked her. Thank God,you want her! 我抽到她，幸好你要她
[03:38.920]Why do you want to get rid of her so badly? 你为什么这么想换掉她？
[03:41.420]She exchanges every gift she gets. 因为她收到什么都拿去换
[03:43.590]It's impossible to get her something she likes. 要让她满意根本不可能
[03:46.190]Come on,let's trade! 来换吧
[03:47.990]I got her that backpack and she loved it. 哪有这回事 她很喜欢我送她的背包
[03:50.900]I remember she cried when that big dog ran off with 有只大狗把它叼走时 她哭得好…
[03:56.940]There was no big dog. 没有什么大狗
[04:00.040]This sucks! I already got her a briefcase with "R.G." put on it. 真是的，我已经买了个公事包 还拿去烫了RG
[04:05.240]Her initials. 她的姓名缩写
[04:08.410]Okay,I'm really bad at initials. 我很不会认缩写
[04:12.650]You got your shopping done early. 你今年礼物买得真早
[04:14.590]Yeah,well,my Camel Cash was about to expire. 我的礼券快过期了
[04:18.660]Maybe you can give it to somebody else. Like Ross Geller! 也许你可以送给别人 像罗斯盖勒（缩写亦为RG）
[04:22.530]You know what? It's a girlie briefcase. 那是个女用公事包
[04:25.330]Who cares! He works in a museum. 那又怎样，他在博物馆上班
[04:29.970]The big game's about to start! 现在几点？球赛要开始了
[04:32.340]Ross and Joey aren't here. You can watch the parade if you want. 罗斯乔伊不在，你可以看游行
[04:35.670]Thanks. 谢了
[04:38.480]What is wrong with this freezer? 这个冷冻库怎么搞的
[04:42.250]-What happened? -lce just got in my eye! 怎么了？ 我的眼睛被冰扎到
[04:45.280]People are trying to sleep in here! 这里有人要睡觉
[04:48.590]Monica got ice in her eye and it hurts! 摩妮卡的眼睛被冰扎到很痛
[04:50.720]-Open it up. Let me see. -I can't. It really kills. 张开让我看看 不行，真的很痛
[04:53.890]Maybe you should put some ice on it. 也许你应该冰敷
[04:58.330]-lt looks bad. -We should take you to a doctor. 好像很严重 去看医生好了
[05:01.330]No,my eye doctor is Richard! 不行，我的眼科医生是理查
[05:03.340]I can't go to him when I don't have a boyfriend. 我没有男朋友不能去见他
[05:06.670]He's really picky about his patients. 他对病患还真挑剔
[05:09.710]You've got to go. What's his office number? 你非去不可 他的诊所电话几号？
[05:12.680]Like I remember his office number! 我哪会记得
[05:15.280]Speed dial seven. 速拨键七
[05:19.490]I'm calling on behalf of Monica Geller's eye. 喂，我代表摩妮卡盖勒的眼睛
[05:23.860]Is Richard Burke in today? 理查柏克今天在吗？
[05:27.190]He's not in. Will she see the on-call doctor? 他不在，她愿意看候诊医师吗
[05:29.700]-Yes. -She's very excited about that! 愿意！ 愿意！她非常兴奋
[05:33.700]Okay,we'll be right in. 好，我们马上过去
[05:35.670]Okay,so who's gonna take her in? 谁要带她去？
[05:37.800]I'll go,you can watch your parade. 我来，你去看游行
[05:44.980]It's so cool. Till Monica gets back,I'm head chef. 酷毙了 摩妮卡回来之前，我是主厨
[05:49.420]And I get to make all the decisions. 我可以做决定
[05:52.890]She told you to follow the recipe exactly. 她叫你完全照食谱来
[05:56.020]Get out of my kitchen. 滚出我的厨房
[05:59.430]I think I'm making some progress with Joey. 好，我跟乔伊有进展了
[06:02.600]When I walked in, he went to his bedroom... 我进门时，他走进他的房间
[06:05.400]...but he only slammed the door once. 但只摔了一次门
[06:08.530]Yeah,he gave me the finger while doing it. 不过摔的时候有比中指
[06:12.340]I've got to call my mom and ask her a left-handed cooking question. 我得问我妈左手烹饪的问题
[06:19.510]I'm gonna be in there. 我要进房里去
[06:22.050]While I'm gone.... 我不在的时候…
[06:26.790]Chandler,you're in charge. 钱德，你负责
[06:31.960]I picked Monica for Secret Santa,but I'm getting her something for Hanukkah. 我抽到摩妮卡 但我已经替她买了光明节礼物
[06:36.230]You want to switch? 你想换吗？
[06:38.400]I was trying to trade... 其实我想换成...
[06:40.930]...for you. ...你
[06:44.370]Really? That's so nice. What are you getting me? 真的？真好，你要送我什么？
[06:47.440]I don't know,R.G. I was thinking something girlie for your office. 不晓得，RG 某种女性化的上班用品吧
[06:53.210]Maybe Phoebe will switch with me. 也许菲比会跟我换
[06:56.250]Then you'll get stuck with Rachel, and she exchanges every gift. 最好不要，那你会抽到瑞秋 她什么礼物都拿去换
[07:00.790]No,I got her lots of stuff she never took back. 乱讲 我送她很多东西她都没退
[07:03.890]Like? 比如？
[07:05.090]Like that gold necklace I got her last year. 像我去年送她的金项链
[07:07.830]When did she wear it last? 她上次戴是哪时？
[07:09.730]She wore it all Christmas day and then.... 她圣诞节整天都戴着，然后…
[07:14.800]Big dog? 大狗？
[07:23.010]What are you doing? 你在干什么？
[07:24.280]Sending back this stuff Chandler bought. 把钱德因内疚买的东西退回去
[07:27.510]-Even the TV? -No,I'll put that in my room. 全部？包括电视？ 不，电视要搬进房里
[07:32.850]Listen,Joey. I know what he did was wrong. 乔伊，我知道他做错了
[07:37.190]But can't you hear him out? 但你就不能听他解释吗？
[07:39.530]If Chandler had kissed Rachel, would you hear him out? 你和瑞秋在一起的时候， 如果钱德吻了瑞秋，你会听他解释么
[07:44.100]That's a good point. 说得好
[07:46.670]How long you going to punish him? 那你要罚他多久？
[07:49.230]Five years. 5年
[07:52.000]You've sentenced him? 你还判了刑？
[07:53.410]Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. 不敢当就不要做
[07:56.740]The guy's your best friend. 他是你最要好的朋友
[07:58.680]Was my best friend. 曾经是我最好的朋友
[08:00.710]I don't know why you're pushing for him. 你干嘛拼命替他说情？
[08:02.980]With him out of the way as my best friend,there's a spot open. 少了他碍事 我就没有最要好的朋友了
[08:08.920]-Who,me? -Yeah. 我吗？ 对
[08:12.490]I'm honored. You know what I'm going to do as your best friend? 我真荣幸 你知道我首先要做什么？
[08:16.830]I'm going to get you to talk to Chandler. 拉你去跟钱德说话
[08:21.000]All right. 好啦
[08:23.200]But if you weren't my best friend.... 若非你是我最好的朋友…
[08:27.670]Oh,my God. Is it really that bad? 天哪，真的那么严重？
[08:30.340]I walk in the room, and he won't talk to me. 我进了门，他根本不理我
[08:32.750]He just mumbles something in ltalian. 只念了几句意大利文
[08:36.880]And I know he only knows the bad words. 我知道他只会脏话
[08:41.450]I'm so,so sorry. I feel responsible. 真对不起，都是我不好
[08:45.220]It's not your fault. 不是你的错
[08:50.100]-Gunther,have you seen Chandler? -I thought you were Chandler. 阿甘，你有看见钱德吗？ 我以为你才是钱德
[08:57.300]But one of you is over there. 你们其中一个在那边
[09:07.950]Hey,Joe. 乔伊
[09:10.650]（意大利文）
[09:18.960]I'll be right with you. Thanks for coming in. 我马上就好 谢谢你
[09:23.330]Oh,my God! How cute is the on-call doctor? 天哪，这个候诊医生真帅
[09:27.970]So cute that I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye. 帅到我想拿笔插我的眼睛
[09:40.750]-You have the best luck with eye doctors. -I know. 你的眼科医生缘真好 我知道
[09:46.650]Dr. Burke will see you now. 柏克医生可以见你了
[09:48.720]Not Dr. Burke. The on-call doctor will see me now. 不是柏克医生，柏克医生不在 是候诊医生要帮我看
[09:52.830]Dr. Richard Burke is out. 理查柏克医生不在
[09:54.360]Dr. Timothy Burke,his son, will see you now. 他儿子提摩西柏克医生帮你看
[09:59.230]Ready? 准备好了吗？
[10:07.810]Hey,I'm sorry. That 对不起，刚才…
[10:11.280]-Where you going? -My folks'. 你要去哪里？ 我爸妈家
[10:15.950]When you coming back? 什么时候回来？
[10:17.720]I don't know. I might stay there while I look for an apartment. 不知道 可能会住几天顺便找房子
[10:23.160]What? 什么？
[10:24.690]I thought we could talk about this. Work it out. 原先我以为我们可以谈开来
[10:29.190]Seeing you two together,I don't.... 但是看到你们在一起…
[10:31.500]What do you want me to say? Should I stop seeing her? 你要我说什么？ 说我不见她吗？
[10:34.970]It's not about her. Okay? 跟她无关，好吗？
[10:37.740]But seeing you together reminds me of what you did. 但看到你们在一起 就让我想起你做的事
[10:41.470]I won't live with someone who doesn't know what it is to be a friend. 我不跟一个不懂朋友道义的人 住在一起
[10:46.250]I know what it is to be a friend. I screwed up. 我懂朋友道义，只是我搞砸了
[10:50.550]Yeah,you did. 对，没错
[10:53.050]And that's why I'm leaving. 所以我要离开
[10:55.990]If you're not going to stay for me, then at least stay for them. 你不为我留下来 至少为它们留下来
[11:01.690]They had a very difficult year. What with the robbery and all. 它们这1年很不顺，还被抢
[11:05.730]And that chick used to be very cute. 小鸡本来很可爱的
[11:09.000]When that guy was robbing us... 当那个人抢了我们
[11:10.770]...and I was locked in the entertainment unit for six hours... 我在柜子里关了6小时
[11:13.740]...do you know what I was doing? 你知道我在做什么？
[11:15.670]I was thinking about how I let you down. 我在想我太让你失望了
[11:20.110]If I knew what kind of friend you'd be,I wouldn't have worried. 对，早知道你会见色忘友 我根本不会担心
[11:26.250]Wait one second! There has to be something that I can do. 等一下…一定有什么我能做的
[11:30.160]If we still had that unit... 如果柜子还在
[11:31.760]...I'd get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. 我会关6小时 检讨我有多让你失望
[11:41.200]What?
[11:42.940]We got a box. 我们有一个箱子
[11:48.170]I remember the last time I saw you. 我记得上次见到你
[11:50.780]It was the morning I left for college. 是去外地念书的早上
[11:53.880]You were standing outside the Dairy Queen. 你站在乳品店外面
[11:57.520]Just probably waiting for it to open. 八成是在等它开店
[12:01.220]-You look great now. -You look great too. 你现在好漂亮 你也很帅
[12:05.160]You're an excellent patient. 你真是个好病人
[12:08.230]How does it look? 情况如何？
[12:09.460]You have a scratch on your cornea. You have to wear a patch. 你的角膜有刮伤 得戴几天眼罩
[12:13.870]Like a pirate? 像海盗那样？
[12:16.340]If that helps you. 你懂就好
[12:22.370]How long have you been working with your dad? 你跟着你爸多久了？
[12:26.410]Come on,one of us had to mention him. 总得有人提到他
[12:29.480]I moved back here a couple months ago. 我是2个月前搬回来的
[12:33.050]Big family dinner tonight? 晚上要家庭聚餐？
[12:36.590]No way! 不会吧
[12:38.420]I was gonna have Thanksgiving at my girlfriend's. 我本来要去女朋友家吃饭
[12:41.330]But we broke up. 但我们分手了
[12:45.330]She wasn't ready for a serious commitment. 她还不想定下来
[12:50.670]So you made her walk the plank, aye,matey? 所以你让她跳海吃自己？
[12:54.810]You're not wearing the patch yet. 你还没戴眼罩呢
[12:59.810]I know. 我知道
[13:07.150]-He's coming here for Thanksgiving? -I know. It's sick. 他要来过感恩节？ 对啊，好变态喔
[13:10.520]-Why is it sick? -It's Richard's son! 为什么变态？ 因为他是理查的儿子
[13:13.390]It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner. 这跟找希腊悲剧来吃饭一样
[13:17.760]If it were Greek, I'd be blind in both eyes. 希腊人会把两只眼睛都蒙住
[13:21.500]I like him because he's handsome and he's nice and smart and handsome. 我喜欢他的英俊、体帖 聪明和…英俊
[13:28.070]Phoebe,you understand,don't you? 菲比，你了解吧？
[13:30.740]I could see where I'd be your best shot,but no. 我知道你为什么指望我 但是不行
[13:34.980]Sorry,honey. I think it's twisted. 对不起，我觉得很畸形
[13:37.920]-What's twisted? -Me going out with Richard's son. 什么事畸形？ 我跟理查的儿子交往
[13:41.050]好恶！
[13:43.820]恶恶恶
[13:46.590]It sounds like a really bad idea to me. 我觉得实在不太好
[13:51.500]-ls he okay in there? -He's fine! 他这样可以吗？ 他好得很
[13:55.930]If things work out between you and Richard's son... 要是你跟理查的儿子有结果
[13:58.940]...you can tell your kids... 你就可以告诉孩子
[14:00.770]...that you slept with their grandfather. 你跟他们的爷爷上过床
[14:05.140]Judge all you want to. 随你们怎么批评
[14:06.780]Married a lesbian, left a man at the altar... 娶到女同志，临阵逃婚
[14:09.350]...Ioved a gay ice dancer... 爱上同性恋冰上舞者
[14:10.980]...threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire,live in a box! 把女生的木腿丢进火里 睡在箱子里
[14:21.060]What exactly is the point of the box? 睡箱子的用意到底何在？ 钱德
[14:26.900]The meaning of the box is threefold. 有三重意义
[14:30.070]One,it gives me the time to think about what I did. 第一，让我有时间反省
[14:34.510]Two,it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. 第二，证明我有多重视 跟乔伊的友谊
[14:39.950]And three... 第三…
[14:42.580]...it hurts. 会痛
[14:45.780]And if he stays in the box you guys will be friends again? 他关在里面，你们就能和好？
[14:48.750]Let's just say it's a start. 这是个开始
[14:51.820]Remember that necklace I gave you last year? 记得我去年送你的项链吗？
[14:56.160]Can I see it? 可以给我看吗？
[14:58.600]Why? 为什么？
[15:00.230]I just want to check something. 我只是想看一下
[15:02.870]Okay. 好
[15:07.640]Now we'll see. 等着瞧吧
[15:09.310]Air hole! Air hole! 没气了！没气了
[15:13.650]Here it is. I love it. I wear it all the time. 在这里，我很喜欢，我常戴
[15:20.190]The necklace I got you was gold. This is silver. 我送的是金项链，这是银的
[15:25.590]Well,maybe... 也许它…
[15:29.030]...it changed. 变色了
[15:31.300]Oh,my God! You actually exchanged it. 天哪，你真的拿去换
[15:34.330]Isn't it better to exchange it for something I enjoy... 换一个我喜欢又常用的东西
[15:37.700]...and can use a lot? 不是比较好？
[15:39.440]What did you get? 你换了什么？
[15:41.210]Credit. 换购金额
[15:45.480]I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. 我来开我来开…
[15:52.620]Hi,Tim. 提姆
[15:54.420]Thank you. Come meet my friends. 谢谢，来见我的朋友
[15:58.920]Phoebe. 这是菲比 幸会
[16:00.730]And Joey. 乔伊 你好
[16:02.230]My brother,Ross. 我哥哥罗斯 你好
[16:04.100]And Rachel. 还有瑞秋
[16:08.630]That's Chandler. 那是钱德
[16:10.340]How do you do? 你好
[16:13.740]-What's? -Well,he's.... 这是… 他在…
[16:16.240]He's doing some thinking. 他在反省
[16:23.950]-What happened? -You kissed my girlfriend! 怎么了？ 你亲了我的女朋友
[16:31.660]I like those sunglasses. 我喜欢那个墨镜
[16:33.490]"Like them" like them? Or "I'd like to get store credit" like them? 是喜欢的喜欢 还是可以换成换购金额的喜欢
[16:40.100]（意大利文）
[16:45.340]This turkey is ready. 各位，火鸡上桌了
[16:47.870]Where can I wash up? 哪里可以洗手？
[16:50.380]Let me show you. 来…我带你去
[16:52.110]The towels are hanging next to the sink. 毛巾挂在洗手台旁边
[16:54.250]-And you can use the fancy soap. -Thank you. 你可以用高级香皂 谢谢
[16:58.320]Fancy soap? I thought we were saving that for the pope. 高级香皂？ 我以为要留给教宗用
[17:03.320]See. He's nice,right? 他人很好吧？
[17:05.290]Do you want a relationship where you can actually say: 但你真的想在谈恋爱时说
[17:08.660]"That's not how your dad used to do it"? “你爸的做法不同”？
[17:15.970]Everything looks great. Where should I sit? 看起来好好吃，我坐哪里？
[17:18.840]Saved you a seat. 我帮你留了
[17:20.940]Sick,sick,sick,sick. 变态变态变态变态
[17:25.110]I'll get it. 我去开
[17:26.950]Got you! 被我骗了
[17:31.120]That doesn't sound like thinking to me. 这听起来不像是反省
[17:34.490]-Sorry! -You shouldn't be talking at all. 对不起 你不应该说话
[17:37.620]You've got too much thinking to do to be talking and joking. 你要想的太多了 不该说话开玩笑
[17:41.130]Okay,you got it! 好，没问题
[17:42.990]Ross,pass me the yams? 罗斯，把蕃薯给我
[17:45.500]Joey's got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them. 好，你想换的话 乔伊那里有马铃薯泥
[17:53.440]Will you stop! What's the matter with you? 够了，你是怎么搞的？
[17:56.310]We've got company. 有客人喔
[17:59.980]Nothing's the matter with me. 我没怎么搞的
[18:01.950]I'm not completely devoid of sentiment. I have feelings. 我不是麻木不仁的人 我也有感觉
[18:06.750]Okay,fine. 好，很好
[18:14.530]You can't tell,but I'm breaking the tension by mooning you guys. 你们看不到 但我正在露屁股打圆场
[18:24.600]All right,look! 听着
[18:26.640]If this is a big joke to you, forget about it. 如果你把它当成笑话 那就算了
[18:29.710]This means something to me. 这对我很重要
[18:31.910]If it doesn't mean anything to you, then get out of there. 要是对你不重要，你就死出来
[18:35.050]Otherwise,you're just an idiot in a box. 否则就太白痴了
[18:37.880]You're right. I'm sorry. This means a lot to me. 你说得对，对不起 这对我非常重要
[18:41.290]I want to be friends again. I swear I won't say another word. 我想跟你和解 我发誓不会再说话了
[18:46.460]-So you'll take this seriously? -Absolutely! 你会当一回事？ 绝对会
[18:49.490]That sounds like another word to me. 你又说话罗
[18:52.730]Are you going to take this seriously? 你会当一回事吗？
[18:59.000]Okay! 很好
[19:02.510]Don't say that I have no sentiment. 别说我麻木不仁
[19:06.380]This is a movie stub from our first date. 这是第一次约会的电影票根
[19:09.550]This eggshell is from the first time you made me breakfast in bed. 这是你第一次 为我做床上早餐的蛋壳
[19:14.090]This is from the museum, the first time we... 这是博物馆的，我们第一次…
[19:18.490]...were together. 在一起
[19:20.830]Maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter. 我有时会换礼物 但重要的东西我会留
[19:27.030]I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. 我不知道该说什么，对不起
[19:30.400]Though you're not supposed to take these. 但是…这个不能拿
[19:38.010]It's,like,a million years old. 它有百万年的历史
[19:40.950]We actually have people looking for that. 我们还得派专人去挖
[19:51.460]-Mind if I smoke? -Care if I die? 我可以抽烟吗？ 想害死我吗？
[19:54.660]No,I'm just kidding,I'm just kidding. Go ahead,smoke. 开玩笑的，你抽吧
[19:58.560]This always happens. 老是会卡住
[20:00.730]Here,let me. 让我来
[20:02.730]Thank you. 谢谢
[20:07.770]You have very beautiful... 你有很漂亮的...
[20:10.580]...eye. ..眼睛
[20:14.080]My friends think this is weird. 我朋友都觉得这样很怪
[20:16.450]Even the one in the box? 包括箱子里那个？
[20:19.680]It's not weird,is it? 这样不会很怪吧？
[20:21.550]I thought it would be. I almost canceled,but it really isn't. 我原先也觉得会，还差点取消 但其实不会
[20:26.060]I know. Me and your dad, that's totally separate. 我知道 我跟你爸完全是两回事
[20:29.730]I totally agree. 我完全同意
[20:32.430]We're two people who find each other... 我们只是两个…
[20:35.330]...very attractive. ...互相吸引的人
[20:37.500]Right? 对吧？
[20:49.910]-What? -Nothing,nothing. 怎么了？ 没事
[20:53.320]No,really. Was that not okay? 那个吻不好吗？
[20:56.250]No,that was good. 不，很好
[20:58.260]That was a good kiss. 那个吻很好
[21:01.490]-lt reminded you of -Don't say it! 天哪！它让你想到… 别说
[21:05.460]-lt did,didn't it? -Yes! 但是有，对吧？ 对！
[21:08.800]I know! 天哪！ 我知道
[21:12.840]God,I am sorry. I am so sorry. 对不起，我真的很抱歉
[21:16.610]It's okay. It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring. 没关系 少了感情疮疤就不叫感恩节
[21:22.510]You know what's even worse? 更糟的是...
[21:24.720]My friends were right. 我朋友说得对
[21:26.380]You know what's worst for me is you remind me of a younger version of my mom. 最糟的是 我觉得你就像年轻的我妈
[21:54.780]-I want you to know how sorry I am -It's okay. 听着，我真的很抱歉… 没关系
[21:58.520]-Chandler's the one I'm mad at. -Well,I'm still sorry. 我气的是钱德 我还是很抱歉
[22:04.060]-ls he here? -ln the box. 他在吗？ 在箱子里
[22:16.070]He can't talk right now. 钱德？ 他现在不能说话
[22:19.440]Why not? What's going on? 为什么？怎么了？
[22:21.310]He's trying to show Joey how much he means to him. 他想表示他很重视乔伊
[22:25.240]-By being in a box? -Joey had reasons. 所以窝在箱子里？ 乔伊有他的理由
[22:30.010]They were threefold. 有三重意义
[22:36.690]You not being able to talk might make this easier. 你不能说话反而让事情好办
[22:41.430]Listen.... 听我说…
[22:53.400]I don't want to be someone who comes between two best friends. 听我说 我不想介入两个最要好的朋友
[22:59.740]I can't stand seeing what this is doing to you guys. 我不忍心看着这件事影响你们
[23:03.780]And I don't want to be the cause of that. 我不想成为罪魁祸首
[23:07.750]I don't think we can see each other anymore. 所以我们不该再见面了
[23:11.290]I'm going to my mom's in Chicago. 我要去芝加哥找我妈
[23:14.030]I'm going to stay there for a while. 我会住一阵子
[23:21.570]I think this could have been something really amazing. 这段感情本来会很美好
[23:25.470]But,you know,this is probably for the best. 但这么做最好
[23:30.380]You know? 你懂吗？
[23:36.950]I'm going to miss you. 我会想你的
[23:41.820]Goodbye,Chandler. 别了，钱德
[23:53.400]Open the box! 把箱子打开啦
[23:56.330]What? 什么？
[23:57.470]He can still catch her. Get out of there! Get out of there! 他还追得上她，快出来啦
[24:04.210]We're going to be fine. Get out! 所以… 我们没事啦，出来啦
[24:09.450]You did some real good thinking in there. 真的？ 对，你好好反省过了
[24:13.050]I mean,this is.... 这真是…
[24:19.060]You could still catch her! 快，你还追得上她
[24:21.190]And merry Christmas from your Secret Santa! 神秘圣诞老人祝你圣诞快乐
[24:27.630]All right,who got Chandler? Because I need to trade. 谁抽到钱德？我要换
[24:36.910]He sees her! 他看到她了
[24:39.210]He's catching up to her. 他在追她
[24:42.810]She sees him! 她看到他了
[24:45.080]They're hugging! 他们拥抱了
[24:48.720]He's taking her purse. 他在抢她的皮包
[24:52.060]That's not them. 那不是他们
[24:54.030]I'll go call the police. 我去报警
[24:58.600]There they are! 他们在那里
[25:07.210]All right,get a room. 快去开房间吧