[00:04.53]Okay,this is it. 好，该结婚了
[00:06.60]You sure you wanna do this? 你确定要这么做？
[00:12.27]Hello,Mrs. Ross. 你好，罗斯太太
[00:14.81]Well,hello,Mr. Rachel. 你好，瑞秋先生
[00:25.12]-Whoa! -Oh,my God! 我的天哪
[00:28.99]Come on,Phoebe,hurry! 菲比快点！快快快
[00:30.93]Okay! Okay! 好啦
[00:34.90]Oh,my God! Is everybody getting married? 我的天哪！大家都要结婚吗？
[00:40.47]No running in the chapel. 教堂里不准奔跑
[00:42.67]Hey, don't you give me any of your.. Hey! 你少跟我来这…
[00:47.44]Why are you here? 你们来干什么？
[00:48.81]Ross and Rachel left a message. They're getting married. 罗斯和瑞秋留言说要结婚
[00:52.28]-Isn't that why you guys are here? -Yes. Why else would we be here? 你们不是来找他们的吗？ 当然是 不然我们来干什么？
[00:59.59]What happened? Did we miss it? 怎么样？我们来晚了吗？
[01:01.62]We missed it. 我们也没赶上
[01:03.16]Maybe you wouldn't have if you could run in the chapel! 都是因为教堂里不能奔跑
[01:07.40]I can't believe they got married. 罗斯和瑞秋居然结婚了
[01:09.43]I know! I didn't even know they were dating. 对啊，我还不知道他们复合了
[01:11.70]I don't think they're as much dating as they are... 与其说是复合
[01:14.34]...two bottles of vodka walking around in human form. 不如说是被伏特加附身
[01:17.91]This is insane. 真是太扯了
[01:19.34]What's the big deal? It's not like it's a real marriage. 有什么关系？又不是真结婚
[01:22.91]What? 什么？
[01:25.35]If you marry in Vegas, you're only married in Vegas. 在赌城结婚只有在赌城有效
[01:30.65]If you marry here, you're married everywhere. 你在说什么？ 在赌城结婚到处都有效
[01:33.59]Really? 真的？
[01:35.36]Yeah. 是啊
[01:37.36]Oh,my God! 天哪…
[01:40.26]Oh,well. 啊随便啦
[01:43.26]The One After Vegas 本集播出：“终身大代志”
[00:00.00]
[02:56.14]Why are we in bed together? 我们为什么躺在一起？
[02:57.81]I don't know. 我不知道
[03:00.98]-Did we? -I don't know. 我们有… 我不知道
[03:04.95]Do you have any clothes on? 你有穿衣服吗？
[03:07.92]Yes. 有
[03:09.12]-Really? -No. 真的？ 没有
[03:13.96]But we didn't have.. 但是我们没有…
[03:17.56]...sex,did we? 嘿咻吧？
[03:21.70]I don't remember much about last night. 我不太记得昨晚的事
[03:24.40]It was such a blur. 一切都好模糊
[03:29.37]I remember laughing. I laughed a lot. 我记得我有笑，我一直笑
[03:32.47]Then we didn't have sex. 而且我们没怎样
[03:38.05]Well,so,what did we do last night? 罗斯，我们昨晚做了什么？
[03:43.08]I don't know,but I think it was a lot of fun. 我不知道，但我觉得很开心
[03:46.82]Luckily,not too much fun,right? 幸好没有开心过头
[03:49.26]-I don't think so. -Oh,thank God. 应该没有
[03:54.26]Oh,I mean, we were really drunk. 我们真的醉得很惨
[03:57.93]I'm glad we didn't do anything stupid. 幸好没干什么蠢事
[03:59.90]Tell me about it. 可不是吗
[04:01.50]（新婚大喜）
[04:06.94]Morning,Phoebe. 菲比早
[04:09.21]Well,my movie has been officially canceled. 我的电影取消拍摄了
[04:13.38]Joey,I'm so sorry. 好可惜喔
[04:15.45]You want my breakfast? 你要不要吃我的早餐？
[04:17.62]Too depressed to eat. 不了，我沮丧得吃不下
[04:19.62]I'll probably eat in, like, five minutes. 过5分钟再说吧
[04:22.96]I'll fly home with you. What time is your flight? 我只好跟你们回去了 飞机是几点？
[04:26.16]-What about my cab? -I don't need that anymore. 我的计程车呢？ 我用不着了
[04:29.80]You borrowed my cab. You have to drive it back. 你跟我借车就要开回去
[04:32.67]I don't wanna drive back by myself. I get lonely. 我不想自己开回去，太寂寞了
[04:36.07]How about if you come with me? 干脆你来陪我
[04:38.74]-It's a long trip. -That would be great. 我不晓得，要开很久 一定很好玩
[04:41.31]We could talk and play games. 我们可以聊天玩游戏
[04:43.91]This could be our chance to, like, renew our friendship. 这是让友谊变新鲜的好机会
[04:48.68]Are you asking me to have a "frienaissance"? 你要我跟你“友谊复兴”？
[04:53.42]Sure? 是吧？
[04:55.02]All right. Although,I don't think we need one. I never stopped loving you. 好吧，虽然没这个必要 我一直爱着你
[05:03.53]So has anybody talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet? 有谁跟盖勒博士夫妇讲过话？
[05:07.00]They left me a message. They'll be here. 他们有留言给我，应该快到了
[05:09.54]Where is the waitress? I'm starving. 服务生呢？我饿死了
[05:14.54]It's a buffet,man. 这是自助餐
[05:17.78]Here's where I win all my money back! 我可以捞本了
[05:22.68]I gotta talk to you. 我有事找你
[05:24.15]Sure. 好
[05:25.39]What's up? 什么事？
[05:35.30]Monica and I almost got married. 摩妮卡和我昨晚差点结婚
[05:37.63]My God! 天哪！
[05:39.17]That's huge! 这可是大事
[05:42.90]Wait a minute. Why wasn't I invited? 等等，为什么没找我去？
[05:46.41]And who was gonna be your best man? Don't say Ross. Do not say Ross. 谁要当你的伴郞？ 不要说罗斯，不准说罗斯
[05:51.18]I just don't think that Monica and I are ready yet. I love her... 我觉得我们还没准备好 我很爱她
[05:55.42]...but seeing Ross and Rachel come out of that chapel... 但看到罗斯他们从教堂冒出来
[05:59.15]...was like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast, you know. 我突然惊觉我们进展得太快了
[06:04.83]How do I tell her without crushing her? 我要怎么讲才不会让她心碎？
[06:09.73]Tell her she's not marriage material. 就说她不是结婚的料
[06:14.34]What? 什么？
[06:16.77]Girls say it to me all the time. 女生都这么对我说
[06:21.18]And if she's anything like me, she's just gonna be relieved. 相信我，要是她和我一样 一定会如释重负
[06:27.05]How do I tell him that it's too soon? 我该怎么说这样太快了？
[06:29.35]He's gonna think I don't love him anymore. 他一定会心碎 觉得我不爱他了
[06:31.95]-Well,you don't. -Yes,I do. 你是不爱他了 我爱
[06:34.52]Good. I was just testing you. 很好，我只是在测试你
[06:37.96]-Hey. -Oh,hi.
[06:39.96]We were just talking about bacon. 我们才刚聊到培根
[06:42.36]No,we were talking about tennis. 不对，我们是在聊网球
[06:44.77]Tennis is more believable. 网球比较像真的
[06:52.37]Thank you.
[06:55.38]Coffee.
[07:05.22]What? 怎样？
[07:06.39]Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? 你们要谈谈昨晚的事吗？
[07:11.56]What do you mean "last night"? Nothing happened last night. 昨晚什么事？昨晚又没怎样
[07:15.73]Ross invited us all to watch. 罗斯把大家都找去看了
[07:23.81]What is the matter with you? 你有病啊？
[07:26.81]We weren't gonna miss our friends getting married. 瑞秋 我们不可能错过朋友的婚礼
[07:29.68]Who got married? 谁结婚了？
[07:33.71]You did. 你们啊
[07:35.88]What? 什么？
[07:38.29]-Hello. We didn't get married. -No,we didn't. That's ridi.. 我们哪有结婚 怎么可能，别闹了
[07:46.83]Wait,wait,wait. I remember being in a chapel. 我们…我记得去过教堂
[07:49.90]They would not let us get married when we were that drunk. 我们醉成那样，不可能被批准
[07:53.57]They let you get married. 当然可能
[07:55.84]Most people who marry in Vegas are drunk. 在赌城结婚的人通常都醉了
[07:59.51]Now,I'm drunk right now. 我现在就醉了
[08:03.14]I can't have a mimosa with breakfast? I'm on vacation. 早餐不能喝鸡尾酒啊？ 我在度假
[08:07.55]What are you gonna do? 你们要怎么办？
[08:09.05]Well, I guess we find a divorce lawyer. 看来得找个离婚律师了
[08:11.69]Well, I think.. I think Ross already has one. 我想罗斯已经有一个了
[08:17.06]Yeah, that guy's finally gonna be able to put in that pool. 他家总算可以盖游泳池了
[08:22.23]Okay. 好
[08:23.40]Now,this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two. 这次会免费吧？ 你办了两次，所以会送一次
[08:28.17]Laugh it up,but the joke's on you... 你笑吧，丢脸的是你
[08:30.57]...because we don't need to get divorced. 我们不必离婚
[08:33.34]-We're just gonna get an annulment. -An annulment? 只要办理注销 注销？
[08:36.34]Ross,I don't think surgery is the answer here. 罗斯，手术可帮不了你
[08:42.02]Oh,that's your thing! 那是你的正字标记
[08:44.95]What? 什么？
[08:47.09]Your thing. You're the guy who gets divorced. 你的正字标记 你是专门离婚的人 没错
[08:52.06]No,no,that's not "my thing." 那才不是我的正字标记
[08:55.20]I do not love getting divorced. 我并不爱离婚
[08:57.77]Yes,you do. This is your third divorce. 你当然爱，这是你第三次离婚
[09:01.04]You love divorce so much, you're probably gonna marry it... 你爱离婚爱到搞不好会娶它
[09:06.77]...and then it won't work out, so you're gonna have to divorce it. 然后婚姻破裂，你又得离婚 离婚名人
[09:12.21]I'm so drunk. 我醉得好厉害
[09:20.99]-You wanna play some Pai Gow? -Maybe. 要不要玩百高？ 也行
[09:24.93]But I kind of think we should talk about last night. 但我有点想谈谈昨晚的事
[09:27.63]That's a good idea. I wanna talk about last night too... 好主意，我也想谈
[09:30.80]-and I don't know what Pai Gow is. -I see. 而且我不知道百高是什么
[09:35.57]-So what should we do? -I don't know. 你觉得我们应该怎么办？ 不知道
[09:38.27]I know I love you. 但我知道我爱你
[09:40.21]I know I love you. 我也知道我爱你
[09:46.81]Where are we on the whole "going back... 那我们还要回过头...
[09:49.45]to where they have the marriages" thing? I love you. ...去结婚吗？ 我爱你
[09:53.25]That's a good question. 问得好
[09:55.79]Last night we let the dice decide. 昨晚我们让色子决定
[09:58.09]We should leave it up to fate again. I love you! 也许应该再让命运决定一次 我爱你
[10:01.60]We don't get married unless there's a sign. 没错，有徵兆我们才结婚
[10:04.17]So say... 要是...
[10:06.00]you roll another eight, then there's a sign... 你又掷出八来 就表示...
[10:08.74]that we should marry. 我们绝对应该结婚
[10:10.17]Eight we get married... 好，八就结婚
[10:11.97]but 2,3,4,5,6,7,9,10, 11,12,we don't get married. 二三四五六七九等等就不结
[10:16.58]Sounds great. 听起来不错 好
[10:18.11]Hey,we got a shooter. 有人要掷了
[10:19.98]Money,please. 请押注
[10:21.35]-Ready? -Ready. 好了吗？ 好了
[10:22.75]Come on,eight. 来个八吧
[10:27.86]Yes,yes,eight. 没错，八
[10:31.86]Eight,easy eight. 八，三五八
[10:36.70]-I can't believe I rolled an eight. -That was so unlikely. 居然真的是八 真是太不可能了
[10:41.84]Let's get married. 那就结婚吧…
[10:43.17]I guess. 我猜
[10:45.61]Last night I rolled a hard eight. 等等，那不是双四八 我昨晚掷的是双四八
[10:48.28]It was the wrong kind of eight. No wedding! Damn it! 没错，这个八不对 不能结婚了，可恶
[10:52.65]I wanted it so bad! 我好想结婚喔
[10:57.49]Wanna go pack? 收拾行李去？ 好
[11:01.79]We're doing the right thing. 我们没做错吧？
[11:03.49]Of course we are. 当然没错
[11:05.19]We left it up to fate. 我们让命运决定
[11:07.23]If we were supposed to get married, there would be a sign. 如果我们应该结婚 一定会有明确的徵兆
[11:18.34]Okay,you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. 好，你还剩十九个问题 要好好把握
[11:26.58]Come on,Joey. You can't win if you don't ask any questions! 快点，你不问就…不能赢了！
[11:32.72]-What? -You promised me a fun road trip. 怎样啦 你说会很好玩
[11:35.72]We've been on the road for 6 hours, and you've been asleep for 5 and a half. 结果我们开了6小时 你就睡了5个小时半
[11:39.69]We are switching, and you are going to drive back. 下一个休息站就换手 你给我一路开回去
[11:43.16]That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper! 这是对你的惩罚，贪睡鬼
[11:47.94]All right. 好啦
[11:49.27]And until then,you are going to sing to me... 现在你得唱歌给我听
[11:52.34]...because the radio's broken and you are selfish, but you have a nice voice. 因为收音机坏了，你又很自私 但歌声很好听
[11:57.78]-Really? -Sing! 是喔？我不… 快唱
[11:59.08]I wanna rock 'n' roll all night 我想彻夜摇滚
[12:11.79]Man,this is a long drive. 真是开也开不完
[12:15.76]Are my eyes open? 我的眼睛有睁开吗？
[12:17.40]No! 没有！
[12:34.65]Morning. 早安
[12:42.72]-Hey. -Hey,hubby. 老公
[12:48.83]Actually,I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing. 我想找你讨论注销婚姻的事
[12:53.30]Yeah,I'm not gonna do that. 我不打算去办
[13:05.35]Okay. 好
[13:07.58]So we'll just stay married. 那我们就维持婚姻关系
[13:10.58]Yes,exactly. 没错
[13:12.05]And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller. 我会请大家叫我盖勒太太
[13:17.42]Wow,this is so amazing. 真是太棒了
[13:19.26]I really thought I'd have to talk you into this more. 我还以为得加把劲说服你
[13:24.20]Now I'm scared because I don't actually think you're kidding. 我现在怕了 因为你好像不是在说笑
[13:29.57]I'm not kidding. 我不是啊
[13:31.54]Look...
[13:33.21]...I can't have three failed marriages. 我不能有三次失败的婚姻
[13:36.68]I can't,okay? 我不能，好吗？
[13:38.45]I am not gonna be that guy. 我不要当那个人
[13:41.92]Okay? No,no. That is not gonna be "my thing." 我不要有这个正字标记
[13:47.82]So,what,we just stay married forever? 所以我们要永远这样下去？
[13:50.59]I don't know. 我不知道
[13:53.29]I mean,I haven't worked it all out yet,but.... 我还没想清楚
[13:56.10]Okay,I know it's a bit crazy.. 我知道这样有点夸张
[14:00.43]How is this going to affect you, really? 说真的，你有什么影响？
[14:06.17]I mean,you fill some form out once in a while... 偶尔填表格要打勾时
[14:09.58]instead of checking the box "Miss," you check the box that says,"Mrs." 你就勾“已婚”那一格
[14:13.95]It's right next to it. 就在“未婚”旁边
[14:18.95]Okay. I'm sorry, you're right. You know what? 好，抱歉，你说得对
[14:21.89]We can stay married... 我们确实可以维持现状
[14:23.89]because I thought that the boxes were far away from each other. 我还以为那两格离得很远
[14:29.63]-No, they're right.. -Ross! 不是… 罗斯！
[14:32.83]All right. Just...
[14:35.64]please take a moment here... 请你静下来
[14:37.81]and think about what you're asking of me. Okay? 想一想你在叫我做什么
[14:41.51]I am asking you to do me a favor. 我在请你帮我一个忙
[14:48.18]You are asking me to be your wife. 你是要我当你的老婆
[14:52.19]And as my wife,I think you should grant me this favor. 而身为我的老婆 你应该帮我这个忙
[15:00.06]We did make vows. 我们发过誓了
[15:06.00]That kid kicked me really hard. 那个小孩踢得好用力
[15:08.17]Well,you did pull his hair. 是你扯他的头发
[15:10.77]-He took my snack. -I'm not getting into this again. 他拿我的零食 我不想再争了
[15:13.91]All right,you know what? Hurts really bad. 好啦 说真的，真的很痛
[15:16.68]Well,I told you not to walk. Here. 我就叫你不要走路，来
[15:18.95]There. There. Okay. 来 来
[15:29.96]-This doesn't mean anything,does it? -No. 这没有任何含意吧？ 没有
[15:36.46]How could you pick up a hitchhiker? 你怎么可以让人搭便车？
[15:38.70]He could be a rap.. He could be a rapist or a killer or something. 他搞不好是强… 强暴犯或杀人犯什么的
[15:43.60]Don't you think I asked him that before he got in? 你以为我没有先问过吗？
[15:46.97]I'm not talking to you. You go back to sleep. 我不理你了，你睡你的觉
[15:49.98]-And,you,are you a rapist? -No. 你，你是强暴犯吗？ 不是
[15:52.65]Do you like car games? 你喜欢车上游戏吗？
[15:54.68]Yeah, you know the license plate game? 喜欢，你会牌照游戏吗？
[15:57.02]I love the license plate game! 我最喜欢牌照游戏了
[15:59.45]I'll play. I'll play. 我也要玩，我也要玩
[16:01.06]No, you need your sleep. Night-night. 不行，你需要睡眠，晚安
[16:11.17]Listen. I know you wanted to talk to me... 听着，我知道你想找我谈
[16:13.83]but I have an idea that may make you wanna stay married. 但我有个办法 或许能让你愿意维持现状
[16:19.31]We register... 我们去注册
[16:21.18]and you get to keep all the presents. 礼物都给你
[16:28.15]No, Ross, come on. No,listen. 不行！罗斯，你听我说
[16:30.88]I've thought about how to tell you this. 我一直在想要怎么表达
[16:33.55]I came up with an analogy about a little goldfish... 结果想到一个池塘里的金鱼
[16:36.32]in a pond that freezes over in the winter... 在冬天冻死的比喻
[16:38.29]but I realized that was a story about what to do when people pick on you. 后来又想到它是在谈 如何面对别人的挑剔
[16:41.80]So I'm gonna actually save that for my children's book. 那个故事我打算写童话书时用
[16:45.70]-What's up? -Oh,sorry. 怎样？ 抱歉
[16:47.97]The bottom line,Ross... 总之...
[16:49.67]is we cannot stay married. 我们不能维持婚姻关系
[16:53.81]-I don't know if that's true.. -Oh,but it is. 那可不一定 当然一定
[16:57.38]Okay. You know what this is? 你知道吗？
[17:00.01]This is a difference of opinion. 这就叫做意见不合
[17:05.85]-When that happens in a marriage.. -Ross,come on! 在婚姻中遇到这种状况… 罗斯
[17:08.92]This is not a marriage! This is the world's worst hangover! 这不是婚姻 这是全世界最惨的宿醉
[17:13.89]Ross,listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will. 如果你不去注销，我也会去
[17:20.40]All right. All right,I'll do it. 好，我去就是了
[17:23.07]Thank you. 谢谢
[17:25.84]Hey,hey...
[17:28.11]is there any such thing as an annulment shower? 对了 有没有注销婚姻送礼会？
[17:35.62]There's the train station. This is where I get off. 等等，火车站在那里 我该下车了
[17:38.29]I have your address and phone number. 我有你的住址和电话号码
[17:40.79]I have your name and the fact that you're a drifter. 我知道你的名字和你居无定所
[17:44.06]So ball's pretty much in your court. 主动权在你手上
[17:47.90]All right. See you,Phoebe. 好，再见
[17:58.21]Come on,Phoebe,I can't take this anymore. 拜托啦，我受不了了
[18:00.94]Please talk to me. 求求你跟我说话
[18:04.31]Let me make it up to you. 让我补偿你
[18:08.22]Ground control to Major Tom 地面控制中心呼叫汤姆少校
[18:13.59]Commencing countdown Engines on 倒数开始，发动引擎
[18:19.66]Take your protein pills 吞几颗蛋白质丸
[18:22.13]And put your helmet on 戴上头盔
[18:26.93]-This is.. -Stop it! Stop it! No! 闭嘴，够了
[18:31.41]That's not fair. You know I can't resist that beautiful voice. 不公平，你明知我无法抗拒 那美妙的歌声
[18:36.08]Phoebe, look, I am so sorry. 菲比，我真的很抱歉
[18:38.81]I promised you a fun road trip with your friend... 我答应让你旅途愉快
[18:41.78]and I didn't deliver,okay? 却没做到
[18:44.65]Now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship. 现在我知道你认为保持清醒 对友情很重要
[18:50.79]So I will strive to stay awake for as long as I know you. 以后我会永远努力保持清醒
[18:57.36]You can still sleep at night and stuff. 你晚上还是可以睡觉什么的
[19:01.14]Thank you. 谢谢
[19:03.10]So can we play 20 Questions now? 那可以玩二十个问题了吗？
[19:05.64]I got a good one. I thought about it since Kansas. 我在堪萨斯就想到一题很棒的
[19:09.71]Okay. 好吧
[19:12.18]Is it... 是...
[19:13.98]a kind of hot sandwich? 一种热食三明治吗？
[19:17.02]Yes. 对
[19:19.45]Is it a meatball sub? 是肉丸潜水艇吗？
[19:21.32]That is incredible! 真不可思议！
[19:23.79]You are the master! 你是大师
[19:28.33]Bug!
[19:38.64]-Enough already! -Well, you didn't have to catch them! 真是够了 谁叫你要接
[19:43.21]-You look like you're.. -Don't say it! 真好玩，你看起来就像要… 别说了
[19:45.71]Don't even think it. 想都别想
[19:48.25]All right. 不说就不说
[19:50.12]Chandler,enjoy your handful. 钱德，你跟她耗吧
[19:56.16]Should we just get married? 我们要不要干脆结婚算了？
[19:57.99]All the signs are telling us to do it. 所有的徵兆都叫我们结
[20:00.93]I'm sick of the signs. 我不想理徵兆了
[20:02.46]-I'm happy the way things are. -Me too. 这样太快了，我很满意现状 我也是
[20:05.40]-I don't want change, do you? -No. 我不想改变，你想吗？ 不想
[20:07.33]Then nothing changes! Everything stays the same! 好，那就不要改变 一切维持现状
[20:10.77]Go unpack. It's been three days, and it drives me insane! 你快去整理行李 已经3天了，我快捉狂了
[20:15.98]Jeez,relax,it's not like we're mar.. 别激动，又不是要结…
[20:28.66]You know,I was thinking, what if I... 要是我...
[20:31.46]unpack here? 在这里整理呢？
[20:33.29]All your stuff would be here. 那你的东西都会在这里
[20:37.03]Well...
[20:41.03]...what if all my stuff was here? 要是我的东西都在这里呢？
[20:43.64]Then you'd be going back and forth all the time. 那你就得跑来跑去
[20:47.04]Doesn't make any sense. 没道理嘛
[20:49.11]Okay. 好
[20:53.11]What if we live together, and you get what I'm saying? 要是我们同居呢？ 你懂我的意思吧？
[20:59.62]Live together? 同居？
[21:02.19]There've been no signs for that. 又没有任何徵兆
[21:04.39]Me asking is kind of a sign. 我问你就是个徵兆
[21:11.50]Yes! Yes! Yes! 好！ 好！
[21:19.14]Okay. Okay,wait. Wait,wait,wait. 好，你等等
[21:21.68]Here's your key. Here's your key. 这是你的钥匙
[21:23.74]Now go out and christen it! 你得进行启用式
[21:25.58]Go out and come back in! 出去再进来
[21:27.21]Door hasn't been locked in five years, but okay. 这扇门5年没锁了，不过好
[21:31.25]-Ready? -Ready! 准备好了吗？ 好了
[21:34.49]The key broke in the lock, and I can't get in. 有点问题，钥匙断了我进不去
[21:37.26]Wait. Oh,my God,I can't get out! 等等 我也出不去
[21:40.19]-This isn't a sign! -No,it's a very old key! 这不是徵兆吧 不是，是钥匙很旧了
[21:43.06]-It's an old key! -Oh,my God,it's old! 钥匙太旧了 旧得不得了
[21:46.27]I love you. 我爱你
[21:49.37]I love you. 我也爱你
[21:51.71]Are you hugging the door right now? 你有抱着门吗？
[22:00.28]No. 没有
[22:02.78]Yeah, yeah, me neither. 好，我也没有
[22:08.69]So did everything go all right with the annulment? 手续办得还顺利吗？
[22:11.96]Oh,yeah. No problems. It's all taken care of. 没问题，都办好了
[22:15.13]Ross,thank you. 罗斯，谢谢你
[22:18.23]Do you wanna go see a movie? 你们要不要去看电影
[22:19.90]-Yeah, why not? -Phoebe? 好啊.  菲比？
[22:21.90]No,thanks. I've already seen one. 不了，眼前就有一出
[22:25.24]Okay,I'm gonna get my sweater. 我去穿毛衣 好
[22:31.75]You wanna hear something weird? 想不想听一件奇怪的事？
[22:33.71]Always. 当然
[22:36.65]I didn't get the annulment. 我没去办注销
[22:40.59]What? 什么？
[22:41.79]We're still married. 我们还是夫妻
[22:44.59]Don't tell Rachel. See you later. 不要告诉瑞秋，待会儿见
[22:51.37]献给真的结婚的寇妮与大卫
[23:00.04]What are you doing? 你在干什么？
[23:01.27]Key is stuck in the lock. 钥匙断在钥匙孔里
[23:02.94]I can fix it. Hold on. 我会修，等一下
[23:06.58]Watch out,watch out. 让开
[23:14.35]It still doesn't work. 还是打不开
[23:15.79]I'm not finished. 我还没弄完
[23:28.24]Nice job, Joe. You're quite the craftsman! 漂亮，乔伊 你的技术真好