[00:02.50]Okay,Rach,that's muffin and espresso,$4.50. 瑞秋，松饼加浓缩咖啡4块5
[00:05.53]Ross,double latte,$2.75. Chandler,coffee and a scone,$4.25. 罗斯，双份拿铁2块7毛5 钱德，咖啡和小圆饼4块2毛5
[00:10.24]And Phoebe,herbal tea,$1.25. 菲比，花茶，1块2毛5
[00:12.91]All together that's $12.75. 总共是…12块7毛5
[00:15.91]This coming from the man who couldn't split our $80 phone bill in half. 这是80元电话费除以二 不会除的人
[00:21.98]How much do I owe you? 我的松饼和拿铁多少钱？
[00:23.79]That's on the house, courtesy of Joey Tribbiani. 你的由乔伊崔比亚尼免费招待
[00:27.79]Great. Well,tell him thanks. 真好，帮我谢谢他
[00:30.39]And since Joey seems like such a nice guy... 既然乔伊人这么好
[00:33.66]maybe we could go out? 也许我们可以约个会
[00:35.40]He's not used to women being so forward... 他不太习惯女人这么主动
[00:38.17]but I could check with him. He says it's okay. 不过我问过他，他说好
[00:43.41]Great. Thanks. Bye-bye. 太好了，谢谢，再见
[00:45.67]How come our stuff isn't free? 乔伊，为什么我们不是免费？
[00:47.84]It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt. 等你穿窄裙也那么辣就可以免费了
[00:51.58]I'm getting more dates than ever. 真好，我的约会破记录的多
[00:53.85]You're only giving free stuff to the pretty girls? 慢着，你只算美女免费？
[00:57.09]Joey,that is so gross! 对啊，好恶心喔
[00:59.75]How about a scone on the house,baby? 要不要来一块免费小圆饼？
[01:04.09]I'm pretty. 我是美女
[01:07.66]The One With Rachel's Sister 本集播出：“姐妹大比拼”
[00:00.00]
[01:45.73]-Hey,does anyone have any gum? -I do. 有人有口香糖吗？ 我有
[01:51.34]Here. Sorry. 拿一下
[01:53.84]Oh,you know what? 好像是…
[01:58.45]No. 不是
[02:01.12]Wait a second. 等一下
[02:08.86]-I know it's in here. -You know what? I'm good. 我记得我有 算了，不用了
[02:12.49]Sorry,I guess it's in my big bag. 抱歉，大概在我的大袋子里
[02:16.56]Say,does anybody have a goldfish? 有人有金鱼吗？
[02:23.07]Why are you here? Shouldn't you be at work? 你怎么回来了？不是在上班？
[02:25.61]They sent me home. They said I can't work if I'm sick. 他们叫我回家 说什么感冒不能做菜
[02:30.15]-Sorry you're sick. -I'm not sick! -真可怜 -我没有感冒
[02:34.15]I don't get sick. Getting sick is for weaklings, it's for pansies. 我才不会感冒 软弱和娘娘腔的人才会感冒
[02:39.79]No one thinks that you're a pansy... 没有人觉得你娘娘腔
[02:42.16]but we do think that you need a tissue. 但我们觉得你需要面纸
[02:48.06]I have not been sick in over three years. 我已经3年多没感冒了
[02:52.33]I think you're sick because that used to be in your nose. 我觉得你感冒了，因为…… 那个原本在你的鼻子里
[02:58.17]I'll get tissue. 我帮你拿几张面纸
[02:59.57]I don't need a tissue. I'm fine-d. 我不需要面纸，我很好…哪
[03:02.88]When you put a D at the end of fine... 好的后面还加个哪
[03:05.75]you're not fine. 就是不好哪
[03:09.12]I'm fine-d. 我很好…哪
[03:11.75]I'm fine-d. 我很好…哪
[03:14.72]It's a really hard word to say. 这句话很难说
[03:29.94]-Yes? -Hi. Is Rachel here? I'm her sister. -哪一位？ -瑞秋在吗？我是她的妹妹
[03:33.27]Oh,my God,Jill! 天哪，吉儿 
[03:34.94]Oh,my God,Rachel! 天哪，瑞秋
[03:37.58]Oh,my God,introduce us. 天哪，介绍一下吧
[03:40.28]This is Chandler. And you know Monica and Ross. 这位是钱德 你认识摩妮卡和罗斯
[03:43.99]And that's Phoebe. And that's Joey. 那是菲比，那是乔伊
[03:46.39]-How you doing? -Don't! -你好吗？ -别……
[03:53.29]Honey,what are you doing here? 你怎么来了？
[03:55.63]Which sister is this? 这是哪个妹妹？
[03:57.07]Is this the spoiled one or the one that bit her? 被宠坏的还是愤世嫉俗的？
[04:00.27]Daddy cut me off. 老爸断了我的财源
[04:01.67]Never mind,I got it. 我知道了
[04:03.77]You know what I said? 你知道我怎么说？
[04:05.44]I said,"I'll hire a lawyer, sue you,take all your money... 我说 “我要请一个律师 把你的钱都告过来”
[04:09.08]and cut you off!" “然后断了你的财源”
[04:10.81]Wow. What did he say? 那他怎么说？
[04:12.48]That he wouldn't pay for my lawyer. 他说不帮我付律师费
[04:15.68]Then he told me to learn the value of money... 还叫我跟他唯一自豪的女儿
[04:18.42]from the one daughter he's actually proud of. 来学学金钱的价值
[04:22.79]Did you hear that? My dad's proud of me. 你们听到了吗？我爸以我为荣
[04:25.86]My dad's proud of me. 我爸以我为荣
[04:28.13]-Rach? -Oh,yeah. Sorry. -瑞秋？ -好，抱歉
[04:30.00]Honey,so what did you do that made Dad cut you off? 爸为什么不给你钱？
[04:34.30]Okay,I bought a boat. 我买了一艘船
[04:36.04]You bought a boat? 你买了一艘船？
[04:38.14]It wasn't for me, it was for a friend. 不是我要的，是要送朋友的
[04:41.61]Boy,did we make friends with the wrong sister. 我们不该跟姐姐交朋友的
[04:45.88]I knew it was stupid and I shouldn't have done it... 我知道这样很蠢很不应该
[04:48.85]but she bought me all these CDs and said I had a cute haircut. 但她送我一大堆CD 还说我的发型很漂亮
[04:52.75]And your daddy didn't understand? 而你爸却不能理解？
[04:55.79]I know,and usually I just cry and say I'm sorry and he forgives me. 就是啊 通常我哭着道歉就没事了
[05:00.06]Oh,yes,good criers,the Green girls. 没错，格林家的女生最会哭了
[05:06.13]I mean,the Green sisters. 我是说格林家的姐妹
[05:12.21]Man,no matter how you say it... 不管怎么说...
[05:13.78]it still sounds like you're talking about green people. 听起来都像蛤蜊
[05:18.75]I'm at rock bottom. 我真是冷到极点
[05:22.08]This is the best thing that could've happened to you. 吉儿，这是一次最好的教训
[05:25.59]You've needed to get out on your own. 反正你也得独立
[05:27.92]When I did it, at first I was scared, but then look at me now. 我刚独立时也很害怕 结果现在呢
[05:32.19]I am the only daughter that Dad is proud of. 我是唯一让老爸骄傲的女儿
[05:37.33]I can't believe him. How does he expect me to buy stuff? 他真是太扯了 我要怎么买东西？
[05:40.20]Maybe,you know, you won't buy stuff for a while. 那你就先不要买东西
[05:43.37]I don't understand. 我不懂
[05:46.24]This is what you'll do. You're gonna get a job. 你现在要做的是找一份工作
[05:49.14]You're gonna get an apartment. 找一间公寓
[05:51.25]And then you will live off the money that you earn. 然后靠你自己赚的钱过活
[05:54.65]Okay,I know this is what you did... 好，我知道你是这样
[05:57.69]but that doesn't sound like me. 但这不像我的作风
[06:01.02]Okay,but it can be. It can be you. 但你可以做得到 我会帮你
[06:03.22]And you can stay with us. Right,Phoebe? 你可以跟我们住 菲比，可以吧？
[06:06.43]-Of course, yeah. -Oh,that's so great! -当然可以 -太好了
[06:09.26]Okay,I'm really gonna do this. I don't know how to thank you. 好，那我就来独立 真不知道该怎么谢谢你们
[06:13.07]Oh,I like cars. 我喜欢汽车
[06:21.48]-You all finished? -Yes. -你吃完了吗？ -吃完了
[06:23.24]Great. 太好了
[06:28.48]Okay,here are the tips for this morning. 早上的小费出来了
[06:31.22]Jen gets 50, 50 for me and Joey owes 8 dollars. 珍50，我50 乔伊欠8块钱
[06:36.82]-What? -For all the free food you gave away. -什么？ -因为你到处送吃的
[06:39.23]If it's free, how come you're charging me for it? 既然是送的，为什么跟我要钱
[06:43.46]We don't give anything away unless it's a birthday. 我们只免费招待寿星
[06:47.00]What if they came in third in a modeling contest? 那模特儿比赛第三名呢？
[06:51.31]No. 不行
[06:52.57]Sorry. 抱歉
[06:57.55]I just had the hardest day. Some of these are so heavy. 我今天好惨，这些袋子好重
[07:02.32]How did you pay? I thought your dad took your credit card. 吉儿，你怎么有钱？ 你爸不是把信用卡都收走了？
[07:05.92]I memorized those numbers when I was 15. 拜托，我15岁就会背卡号了
[07:09.46]But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! 你们看我买的这些独立行头
[07:13.16]This is my "Please hire me" sweater. 这是“请雇佣我”毛衣
[07:16.33]And these are my "Don't you want to rent me this apartment?" pants. 这是 “你不想把房子租我吗”裤子
[07:21.44]Charging clothes to your dad doesn't qualify as making it on your own. 让你爸付你的置装费不算独立
[07:26.57]Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical. 大科学家就是这么死板
[07:30.51]Rachel's not gonna think it's a good idea. 瑞秋真的不会赞成
[07:33.38]-So who made her queen of the world? -I would love that job! -谁封她当女王了？ -我超想当女王的
[07:39.79]What's going on? 怎么样啊？
[07:41.46]Jill! 吉儿
[07:43.93]Did you shop? 你跑去逛街吗？
[07:46.13]No. 没有
[07:47.80]They did. 是他们
[07:50.63]Yeah,we went shopping! 对，我们跑去逛街
[07:54.90]You went shopping? 你们跑去逛街？
[07:56.47]Then you came here and paraded it under Jill's nose... 然后把东西秀给吉儿看？
[07:59.94]when you know she's trying to quit. That's terrible. 你们明知她想戒掉 你们真差劲
[08:03.74]Sorry,Jill. 抱歉 吉儿
[08:07.45]So,what'd you get? 你们买了什么？
[08:09.05]Oh,well,all right. Thank you. 我买了…谢谢
[08:11.59]I got this, you know, "I want a job" sweater. 我买了这件 “我要工作”毛衣
[08:17.16]And then I got.. These are apartment pants. 还买了这条公寓裤
[08:23.60]Apartment pants? 公寓裤？
[08:26.17]You've never heard of them? 对，你没听过吗？
[08:28.57]Of course I've heard of them. 当然听过
[08:32.01]Ross,what'd you get? 罗斯那你呢？
[08:33.98]I got this... 我买了这个…
[08:37.41]This. 这个
[08:40.98]-A pashmina? -Yeah! 帕什米纳（披肩）？ 对
[08:45.35]I love these babies. 我爱死它了
[08:51.79]Really? 是吗？
[08:53.59]What's a pashmina? 帕什米纳是什么？
[08:56.50]It's a rug. 一种小毯子
[08:59.97]Jill? 吉儿？
[09:02.77]I'm sorry,Rachel. 瑞秋，对不起…
[09:05.41]You think that's gonna work on me? I invented that. 拜托，你真以为我会上当？ 泪眼攻势是我发明的
[09:10.65]Right! But I am sorry. 也对，但我真的很抱歉
[09:14.32]It's okay. One little setback is okay. 算了，走一次回头路还好
[09:17.22]-But don't let it happen again,okay? -Okay. -就是别再犯了，好吗？ -好。
[09:20.79]Now,since Daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. 既然这是老爸付的钱 我应该全都没收
[09:25.33]But I'm just gonna take the pashmina. 不过我没收披肩就好
[09:30.83]And the pants. 还有那条裤子
[09:33.83]I'll take it all, because that way, you'll learn the lesson. 还是都没收好了 这样你才能得到教训
[09:38.41]All right.
[09:39.91]I'm gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. 我有事要忙，我们晚餐见
[09:46.98]She took all my stuff. 都被她拿走了
[09:49.18]Yeah. Everything but the little blue one. 没错，除了这个蓝色小袋子
[09:54.06]That's the best one! 这一样最棒了
[09:55.56]Oh,my God. Thank you so much! 天哪，谢谢你
[09:58.36]Well,hey.
[10:01.00]Oh,my gosh,that was so lame. Like a pashmina could be a rug. 天哪，你好逊喔 帕什米纳怎么会是小毯子
[10:04.67]Oh,yeah? How about you with the "I'm sorry"? 那你呢？“对不起…”
[10:08.57]Shut up! I wasn't like that at all. 闭嘴，我哪有那么恶心
[10:10.94]What about what I said about the apartment pants? How dumb was l? 我那个公寓裤呢？够蠢吧？
[10:18.78]-Were you this cute in high school? -Oh,stop. -你高中时有这么可爱吗？ -别闹了
[10:21.75]-No,you stop. -No,you stop. -你才别闹了 -你才别闹了
[10:25.19]Why don't I sit here and then you'll both stop it? 你别闹了 好，我坐中问，你们都别闹了
[10:31.19]Okay. So,what do you want to do? 你想做什么？
[10:33.79]Let's do something crazy. 我们来疯一下
[10:35.90]I know, let's rest and drink lots of fluids. 我知道，我们来多休息多喝水
[10:40.07]Okay,I'll rest. 好，我休息
[10:41.64]But if I'm going to bed, then you're coming with me. 不过如果我要上床 你也得跟我来
[10:47.91]See,that would be impossible to resist if you weren't all... 我本来很难说不 但是你...
[10:51.91]drippy here. 鼻水流不停
[10:55.25]Are you saying that you don't want to get with this? 你是说你不想要我吗？
[11:04.13]I don't think you should say that even when you're healthy. 你最好连健康时都不要这样
[11:10.30]Come on. 来嘛
[11:14.00]Don't take this personally. 我不是针对你
[11:16.07]I just can't have sex with a sick person. 我就是没办法跟病人上床
[11:19.67]I'm with you. I can't have sex with a sick person either. Disgusting! 我也是，我也不跟病人上床 那样好恶心
[11:24.41]But I'm not sick! 但是我没病
[11:25.95]Let me prove it to you. 让我证明给你看
[11:28.95]We are two healthy people in the prime of lime. 我们身强体壮，青春正盛
[11:34.82]See, that's the thing, I would like to stay in the "prime of lime." 我就是想继续身强体壮
[11:45.80]Oh,okay,now I'll do it. 好，我有“性”致了
[11:51.94]Hey. What's up? 怎么样啊？
[11:55.28]I think there's something you should know. 有件事或许你应该知道
[11:57.98]Better not be about the apartment pants. 最好不是公寓裤的事
[11:59.85]I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it. 因为我的上司爱死这个构想了
[12:05.89]No. It's just,I was... 不是，我...
[12:08.39]I was with Ross and Jill after you left... 我刚和罗斯，吉儿在一起
[12:10.69]and I'm pretty sure I saw a little spark between them. 我很确定他们之间有火花
[12:14.66]-What? -I mean,it's probably nothing. 什么？ 或许没事
[12:17.23]But I wanted to warn you that there might be something. 我只是想提醒你 他们或许有什么
[12:21.14]-With Ross and Jill? -Yeah. -罗斯跟吉儿？ -对
[12:23.50]With Ross and my sister? 罗斯和我妹妹？
[12:28.38]With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross? 我妹妹吉儿和我的前男友罗斯？
[12:33.31]-Oh,there is no way. -Okay,then. -不可能的 -那好吧
[12:35.98]Oh,my God! I cannot believe that! 我的天哪，我真不敢相信
[12:39.55]I don't like it when he dates anyone, but my sister? 不是我反对罗斯交女朋友 但跟我妹？
[12:42.72]Isn't that incest or something? 不是等于**吗？
[12:45.89]And they're gonna have sex. 天哪，而且他们会上床
[12:48.43]Oh,no! What if he marries her too? 要是他还娶她呢？
[12:51.53]This is just terrible. This is just terrible. 太恐怖了，真是太恐怖了
[12:54.27]And I can't stop it. I don't own Ross. 而我又不能阻止 罗斯又不是我的
[12:56.87]And Jill should be able to do what she wants to do. 而且吉儿有她的行动自由
[13:00.07]Oh, my God, I can't believe Ross is marrying my little sister. 我的天哪，罗斯居然要娶我妹妹
[13:04.25]This is the worst thing that could've ever happened to me. 这真是我这一生最悲惨的遭遇
[13:09.22]But great news about the apartment pants,huh? 不过公寓裤的事真是太好了
[13:14.52]That'll be $3.85. 总共3块8毛5
[13:16.36]What? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay. 什么意思？ 昨天你还说我太美不该付钱
[13:19.73]It's just, I can't, because my manager said that I.. 我不能请客，因为经理说我…
[13:24.57]Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐…
[13:27.97]Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐…
[13:30.47]-Happy birthday,dear Annie.. -Amy! 祝安妮生日快乐 艾美
[13:33.64]Amy 艾美
[13:36.04]Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐
[13:38.98]That's weird, today's my birthday too. 真巧，今天也是我的生日
[13:41.58]Not in here,it isn't. 在这里不是
[13:46.99]Sorry I'm late. What's up? 抱歉迟到了，什么事？
[13:51.16]I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front. 我只是想问你工作找得怎样
[13:55.46]No. But I walked past three sales and didn't go in. 没进展 但我经过三家折扣店都没进去
[13:58.80]How strong am I? 我很坚强吧？
[14:01.60]That is great. 太好了
[14:03.24]You know who doesn't have to job-hunt? Ross. 你知道谁不必找工作？ 罗斯.
[14:06.81]-He works at the university. -Yeah? 他在大学教书 是啊
[14:09.51]So you guys talked? So you get along? So you're gonna go out? 所以你知道，你们聊过 你们很投缘，你们要约会吗？
[14:15.18]Me go out with Ross? No. 我跟罗斯约会？
[14:18.09]God,no. What would make you think that? 当然不会，你哪来的念头？
[14:21.16]Phoebe... 这个…菲比....
[14:22.49]said she thought she saw something between you guys. 觉得你们有什么
[14:25.99]I mean,he's nice. 没有，他人是很好
[14:28.00]He's the kind you're friends with, but not the kind you date. 你会想和他做朋友 但不会想和他交往
[14:31.67]He's the kind you date, because you did. But me? 你会，你跟他交往过
[14:36.04]Not so much. 我就没什么兴趣
[14:38.97]Oh,not so much. What do you mean? Is there something wrong with Ross? 没什么兴趣？什么意思？ 罗斯有哪里不好吗？
[14:44.18]No,no,no. He's just... 没有，只不过他...
[14:46.11]I don't know. You know,he's just a little bookish. 他有点书呆
[14:50.28]Are you saying he's a geek? 你觉得他是怪胎？
[14:52.12]You think so too? 你也有同感？
[14:54.69]No. Ross is not a geek. 不，罗斯不是怪胎
[14:57.89]Then let's just say he's not my type. 好，就当他不是我喜欢的类型
[15:00.33]Handsome is not your type? 你不喜欢帅哥？
[15:03.13]Smart,kind,good kisser. 聪明？好心？吻技一流？
[15:05.03]What,those things aren't on your list? 这些不是你的条件？
[15:07.47]Ross is great. You'd be lucky to be with him. 罗斯人很好 能跟他在一起是你的福气
[15:10.67]If it means that much, then I'll ask him out. 好，既然你这么在意 我就约他
[15:13.51]Oh,no. That's not what I meant. 不不不，我不是那个意思
[15:16.31]You know what? You're right. 你知道吗？你说得对
[15:18.25]He has been really nice to me. 他对我确实很好
[15:21.22]Yeah, but he's not your type. 但他不是你的类型
[15:24.02]But maybe that's good. 或许这是好事
[15:25.59]I'm doing all these different things. 我正在做各种尝试
[15:27.92]Maybe I should just try dating a geek too. 或许也应该跟怪胎约会看看
[15:32.43]Yeah,but you don't want to try too much too fast. 但你也别一下子做太多尝试
[15:36.90]You remember what happened to the little girl who... 你记得那个
[15:40.20]tried too much too fast,don't you? 一下子做太多尝试的小女孩吧
[15:43.90]What? 什么？
[15:45.71]She died,Jill. 她死了
[15:53.68]Chandler! 钱德
[15:57.55]What is it,honey? You need some tea? Some soup? 什么事，你想喝茶？ 还是喝汤？
[16:07.19]Calling Dr. Big. 呼叫大雕医生
[16:09.16]Dr. Big to the bed. 大雕医生请上床
[16:12.43]Jeez,honey, I thought you were asleep. 天哪，我以为你睡了
[16:16.04]How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room? 你就在外面，我怎么睡得着？
[16:22.28]I was asleep. 我倒是睡着了
[16:27.88]No,honey. You know what's sexy? Layers. 不，你知道怎样才性感？ 多穿几层
[16:31.89]Layers are sexy. 多穿几层才性感
[16:33.52]And blankets are sexy. And hot-water bottles are sexy. 被子才性感 热水瓶更性感
[16:37.39]Get into bed. I want to prove I'm not sick. 上床啦，我想证明我没生病
[16:40.53]I want to make you feel as good as I feel. 我想让你跟我一样舒服
[16:45.67]Would you please get some rest? 我拜托你休息
[16:47.90]I'm fine. 我没事哪
[16:54.11]-You're coughing. -No,I'm not. -你在咳嗽  -我没有
[16:56.58]No,I'm not,I'm laughing. 我没有，我是在笑
[17:01.45]-At what? -Just something I heard before. -笑什么？ -我之前听说的一件事
[17:04.25]-Tell me. -No,I don't want it to spoil the mood. -告诉我 -不，我不想破坏情调
[17:15.56]Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐
[17:20.83]-You're paying for that. -No,it's her birthday. 你出钱 不，今天是她的生日
[17:24.00]You've sung "Happy Birthday" to 20 women today. 你已经对二十个女人唱生日快乐
[17:28.14]You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins. -但是… -你失去送生日松饼的权限了
[17:32.95]Damn it! 妈的
[17:36.58]瑞秋
[17:39.69]Did you tell your sister to ask me out? 你叫你妹约我吗？
[17:43.02]-Well,yeah. -Oh,wow! I mean,wow. -对… -哇，真是……哇
[17:48.43]I think she's cute,but... 我觉得她很可爱 但...
[17:51.37]I never would've thought of going out with her. Never! 我从来没想过要跟她约会
[17:55.20]Really? 真的？
[17:56.47]But after you said it's okay, I figured,"Why not?" 不过既然然你说行 我心想：有何不可？
[18:00.67]Oh,so not really "never." 所以也不算从来没想过
[18:03.78]I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. 你真的比我大方多了
[18:07.11]I mean,after all we've been through. 我们有那么多过去
[18:10.15]I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. 我… 真希望我有兄弟可以做交换
[18:14.99]If you ever date Monica, you have my blessing. 如果你想跟摩妮卡交往 我绝对祝福
[18:17.66]And mine. 我也是
[18:22.13]Chandler? 钱德
[18:23.83]I think I'm sick. 我觉得我病了
[18:26.53]Really? 是吗？
[18:28.34]Struck down in the "pribe of libe." 青春不盛了？
[18:32.64]Okay,fine,I admit it. I feel terrible. 好啦，我承认，我很不舒服
[18:36.88]Will you please rub this on my chest? 帮我在胸口抹药膏
[18:40.81]No,no,no. You are not getting me this way. 不行，你别想骗我上钩
[18:44.75]Come on,I really need your help here. -我真的需要你帮我… -不行
[18:49.99]-Fine,I'll rub it on myself. -Okay. -好，那我就自己抹 -好
[19:12.38]So you're just kind of rubbing it on yourself? 你在往身上抹药膏？
[19:18.02]-Yeah. -It's nice. -怎样？ -蛮好的
[19:22.52]You kidding me? Is this turning you on? 不会吧？这样你会兴奋？
[19:25.23]Yes. -对
[19:28.13]Is it the rubbing or the smell? -真是太扯了 -是抹的动作还是味道？
[19:30.86]It's all very,very good. 都很棒
[19:37.70]So you want to go... 想不想…
[19:41.28]mix it up? 嘿咻一下？
[19:44.65]-Not now,I'm sick. -Oh,come on,you big faker! -现在不行，我病了 -少来了，大骗子
[19:49.75]What about never sleeping with sick people? 你不是不跟病人上床？
[19:52.42]Well,that was before all the vaporizing action. 那是在那令人酥麻的动作之前
[19:58.73]Okay,if you really want to have sex. -好吧，如果你真的想做… -好
[20:03.23]Worked like a charm. 真够灵的
[20:11.67]Why are you here? 你来这里干什么？
[20:13.17]This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So,what do you think? 我跟罗斯约在这里 我的打扮如何？
[20:19.18]I don't like it. 我不喜欢
[20:22.08]-Really? -It's kind of slutty. -是吗？ -有点放荡
[20:26.32]It's yours. 这是你的衣服
[20:29.52]Yeah,well,I'm a slut. 我是个**
[20:33.53]Me too. 我也是
[20:38.63]Hi,Jill. 吉儿
[20:40.17]Hi...
[20:42.60]Rachel. 瑞秋
[20:45.71]You're not at home, you're right here. 你不在家，你在这里
[20:49.81]Yeah,I know. 我知道
[20:51.18]And I bet you thought it would be weird. But it's not. 你一定以为会很怪，其实不会
[21:00.69]Okay. 好
[21:02.96]So,well,I'll... 我...
[21:05.33]I'll have her home by midnight. 我午夜之前会送她回家
[21:27.18]Why aren't you home yet? 你为什么还没回家
[21:29.92]Is someone there? 外面有人吗？
[21:32.55]Oh,yeah,it's me. Sorry. 有，是我，抱歉
[21:35.89]What are you doing here? 你来干什么？
[21:39.23]I'm just looking out your window... 我只是在看窗外…
[21:42.20]at the view. 的风景
[21:44.50]What are you guys doing? 你们在干什么？
[21:47.37]We got some vapor rub in some places. 我们身上沾到药膏
[21:54.61]He brought her back to his apartment. 他把她带回家了
[21:58.41]Who? 谁？
[22:04.22]Is that your sister? 那是你妹妹吗？
[22:06.72]She is a slut! 她真是个**
[22:10.62]Ross is on a date with your sister. How weird is that? 罗斯在跟你妹约会，多奇怪啊
[22:13.93]Oh,my God, he's taking off her clothes! 天哪，看，他在脱她的衣服
[22:16.80]He's taking off her coat. 他在帮她脱外套
[22:19.77]Oh,this is just terrible. 真是太糟糕了
[22:22.04]Oh,no,it's not. It's a first date. I'm sure that nothing is gonna... 不会啦，才第一次约会 一定不会有…
[22:33.28]He's gonna get some. 他有福了…
[22:38.05]Of the glare... 能看到...
[22:40.92]from the streetlight out of his apartment. 屋外街灯的灯光
[22:43.56]You know, so he's closed the drapes there... 所以他把窗帘拉上
[22:47.43]so he can have a nice,pleasant... 好跟你妹妹...
[22:50.43]conversation with your little sister. 好好聊一聊
[22:54.10]Well,I'm off to bed. 我去睡了
[22:57.44]（未完待续）
[23:06.45]I don't feel good. 我不舒服
[23:09.78]You better not get me sick. 别把感冒传染给我
[23:16.66]I need some fruit or some juice or some.... 我需要水果或果汁或…
[23:24.80]Or some nothing. 或空气
[23:27.40]There's nothing in here. Who took our food? 冰箱是空的 谁拿了我们的食物？
[23:29.64]Can I interest you in a slice of lasagna or a drumstick? 要不要来点千层面或鸡腿？
[23:33.77]-No,thanks. -Are you sure? It's on the house. 不用了 你确定？免费的喔
[23:37.04]-No,thanks. -How about going out with me Friday night? -不用了 -星期五晚上要不要跟我约会？
[23:39.88]-No,thanks. -What are you gonna do. -不了 -那就没办法了