[00:02.20]Bye-bye. 再见
[00:04.23]I just got reservations at Michelle's... 我在米雪餐厅订好位子了…
[00:06.63]and tickets to The Music Man to celebrate... 还有《音乐人》的票来庆祝…
[00:09.24]our first holiday as a betrothed couple. 我们成为订婚夫妻后 第一个正式的节日
[00:11.81]-"Betrothed." -Betrothed couple. -“订婚” -订婚夫妻
[00:15.74]-Hi. -Hi. -嘿！ -嗨！
[00:23.85]Phoebe? 菲比？
[00:25.22]Skull? 骷髅头？
[00:26.96]Yeah, it's my mom's. 是啊，是我妈的
[00:28.46]Oh, my God! 我的天！
[00:30.63]No, no, no. It's not my mom. 不，不，不，不是我妈
[00:32.93]It belonged to my mom. 是属于我妈的
[00:35.86]She used to put it out every Christmas... 她以前每次耶诞节都会拿出来…
[00:38.43]to remind us that even though it's Christmas, people still die. 要我们记得即使是耶诞节 人还是会死的
[00:43.64]And you can put candy in it. 可以放糖果在里面
[00:50.88]Licorice? 吃糖？
[00:53.35]Sure. 好啊
[00:55.32]-I get Ben for the holidays this year. -That's great! -今年班和我一起过节 -太好了！
[00:58.79]-Are you gonna dress up as Santa? -Nope. -你要扮成耶诞老公公吗？ -不
[01:01.62]I know Susan does every year. 我知道苏珊每年都这么做…
[01:03.56]I want to take this year to teach him about Hanukkah. 可是今年我想教他了解光明节
[01:06.66]And maybe I could teach Ben... 也许我能教班…
[01:08.53]about the Christmas skull and how people die. 有关耶诞骷髅头和人怎么死亡
[01:11.63]You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe. 你可以在今年教班认识菲比
[01:19.24]嘿
[01:26.28]-Did you know he was in there? -No. -你知道他在里面吗？ -不知道
[01:30.09]-How long have we been home? -About half an hour. -我们回来多久了？ -大概半小时
[01:33.09]Lovely. 好极了
[01:36.06]The One With The Holiday Armadillo 本集播出：佳节犰狳
[00:00.00]
[02:13.73]（中央公园咖啡厅）
[02:15.63]You know what I was thinking? When we get married, will you... 你知道我在想什么？ 我们结婚后，你要不要…
[02:18.93]change your name to "Bing"? 改挂夫姓“宾”？
[02:21.57]No. 不要
[02:24.44]Why not? 为什么不？
[02:26.81]Bing's weird. “宾”很奇怪
[02:30.28]Oh, hey, you guys. 你们好
[02:33.62]My landlord just called. My apartment's gonna be ready soon. 猜猜怎么着，我房东刚通知我 我的房子快好了
[02:37.59]I guess I'll be moving out. 我很快就会搬出去了
[02:39.45]Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you. 菲比，我会想念你的
[02:41.29]Yes, you will be very sad. 是啊，你会很伤心
[02:44.83]-I gotta go tell Rachel the good news. -You'll be living together again? -我要告诉瑞秋这个好消息 -你们要再一起住？
[02:49.13]-Why not? -She's having so much fun with Joey... -是啊，为什么不？ -她和乔伊住得很开心…
[02:52.03]I assumed she'd still be living with him. 我以为她还会 继续和他住在一起
[02:54.54]Why do you think she's having so much fun? 为什么你认为 她和乔伊住得很开心？
[02:57.37]No reason, except she... 没为什么，只是...
[02:59.91]told me. 她这么说
[03:02.24]She said she didn't want to live with me? 真的？她说她不要和我住？
[03:04.81]No. No, she didn't say that. 没有，她没这么说
[03:07.68]I think you should talk to Monica now. 我想你该和摩妮卡说话了
[03:12.15]Phoebe, I'm sure she wants to live with you. 菲比，别担心 我确定她想和你住的
[03:14.76]You're absolutely sure? 你确定？你很肯定？
[03:16.49]No, but I'll bet she probably does. 不，我打赌她大概会
[03:19.16]Oh, probably? 大概？
[03:20.53]I don't like that word. 我不喜欢这个字
[03:23.23]I know what "probably" really means. Yeah, yeah. 我知道“大概”真正的意思 是啊，是啊
[03:26.94]"Oh, your mom probably won't kill herself." “你妈大概不会自杀”
[03:31.41]I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging my hopes... 对不起，我不要把我和瑞秋…
[03:34.04]of Rachel and I living together on "probably." 住在一起的希望寄托在“大概”上面
[03:37.01]You gotta take care of yourself in this world. 人在这世上要自己照顾自己
[03:39.78]History teaches us nothing. 历史教训完全没用
[03:44.72]Bing doesn't seem so weird now,  does it? “宾”现在不是那么奇怪了吧？
[03:53.16]You're home. 太好了，你在家
[03:54.40]Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas? 猜猜菲比送我什么耶诞礼物
[04:05.41]-Drums? -No, drums! -鼓？ -不，鼓！
[04:13.98]Could we get two burritos to go, please? 请给我们两个墨西哥卷外带
[04:19.19]I'm sorry. But not that sorry, you don't have to live with it. 抱歉，不过没那么抱歉 因为你不用和他在一起生活
[04:23.06]We have a reservation under Bing. 我们用钱德宾的名字订了位子
[04:25.26]Okay, we'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes. 好的，大约再45分钟
[04:29.20]45 minutes? We have tickets to The Music Man at 8. 45分钟？《音乐人》的票是8点的
[04:32.33]I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir. 抱歉，耶诞节是最忙的时候
[04:35.47]Is this because of the burrito thing? 这是因为墨西哥卷的玩笑吗？
[04:40.24]-You need to give him money. -Give him money? It was a joke! -要给他钱 -给他钱？那只是个玩笑！
[04:43.91]To get a table. Places like this are always shaking you down. 不，为了我们的位子 这种地方都是死要钱的
[04:47.58]-Everybody wants a payoff. -All right, calm down, O'Malley. -每个人都要小费 -好，镇静下来
[04:53.02]-I'll slip him some money. -But you've got to be smooth. -我会塞钱给他 -可是要不着痕迹
[04:56.49]Hey, I can be smooth. 嘿，我可以不着痕迹
[05:03.00]We're in a hurry. If you could get us a table... 我们有点赶时间 如果可以让我们早一点…
[05:05.77]a bit quicker, I'd appreciate it. 排到位子，我会很感激
[05:07.97]-Of course, sir. -Okay. -当然，先生 -好
[05:12.31]-How'd it go? -Had the money in the wrong hand. -怎么样？ -钱在另一只手里
[05:21.82]You don't feel... 你会不会…
[05:23.02]-Like you're gonna throw up? -No. -想吐？ -不会
[05:25.19]Well, I do. So let's... 我会，我们…
[05:28.96]So, Ben, you... 班，你…
[05:32.06]You know what holiday is coming up? 你知道快过节了，对不对？
[05:34.70]Christmas. 耶诞节
[05:35.90]Yeah, and you know what other holiday is coming up? 对，你知道另一个节日也要到了？
[05:39.27]Christmas Eve. 耶诞夜
[05:41.90]Yes, but also... 对，但…
[05:46.04]Hanukkah! 光明节也是！
[05:49.28]See, you're part Jewish and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday. 你是一半犹太人 光明节是犹太人的节日
[05:52.71]Santa has reindeers that can fly. 耶诞老公公有会飞的縻鹿
[05:55.68]Right, but on Hanukkah.. 对，但在光明节…
[05:57.35]Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. 光明节是庆祝一个奇迹
[05:59.79]Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees. 很多年前，有一群人叫做犸加伯人
[06:05.43]Okay, that's right. Yes... 好，对，是的…
[06:07.40]but on Hanukkah, we sing: 但在光明节，我们唱的是：
[06:16.10]Okay, it's not a contest. 好，这不是比赛
[06:19.04]When is Santa coming? 耶诞老公公什么时候来？
[06:21.84]How about this year,  instead of Santa... 这样好不好，今年我们 不要耶诞老公公…
[06:25.61]we have fun celebrating Hanukkah? 我们来庆祝光明节？
[06:28.72]No Santa? 没有耶诞老公公？
[06:30.59]Was I bad? 我不乖吗？
[06:32.45]No, no, no, you weren't bad. You've been very good, Ben. 不，不，你没有不乖 你今年很乖，班
[06:36.62]-Santa's mad at me. -No, hey, hey, come on. -耶诞老公公生我的气 -不是，嘿，嘿
[06:40.19]Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? 班，耶诞老公公 没有生你的气，好吗？
[06:42.83]You're his favorite little guy. 你是他最喜欢的小孩
[06:45.10]So Santa's coming? 耶诞老公公会来啰？
[06:48.87]Yes! 对！
[06:50.77]Santa's coming. 耶诞老公公会来
[06:56.98]It's easy. Just keep it casual. 很简单，保持轻松
[06:59.55]Shake his hand and give him the money. 说句好话，和他握手，塞钱给他
[07:03.25]-How do you know so much about this? -I don't know. -你怎么这么了解？ -我不知道
[07:06.92]Richard used to do it, didn't he? 理查以前常这么做，是不是？
[07:09.86]We'd be eating our soup right now. 我们现在可能已经在喝汤了
[07:13.13]Mustached bastard. 可恶的小胡子
[07:16.86]Those people just left. Come on. Quick, give him the money. 这些人刚走，快，给他钱
[07:21.27]Excuse me. 对不起
[07:29.41]我们赶时间，可不可以…？
[07:50.60]So you like the drums. 你喜欢鼓
[07:52.90]That's great. 真好
[07:56.50]I was worried that they would create maybe... 我本来还担心它们会造成…
[07:59.84]an unbearable living situation. 无法忍耐的居住状况
[08:02.31]But, okay, well, apparently not. So, yay! 好吧，看来没有，好！
[08:05.91]Hey, we already learned a song. 菲比，我们学会了一首歌
[08:08.05]Ready? One, two, three, four. 准备好了？1，2，3，4
[08:13.15]Tequila! 塔奇拉！
[08:17.46]That's fun. 真好玩
[08:26.33]Here you go. 来了
[08:27.67]Thank you, Gunther. Put her there. 谢谢，阿甘，放在这里
[08:32.67]Definitely not easier with coins. 用铜板没有更容易些
[08:36.54]-Thank you. -Thank you. -谢谢 -谢谢
[08:40.78]Hey, Phoebe. -菲比 -嘿
[08:42.25]Here. Now I only owe you $49.50. 给你，现在我欠你49块半
[08:46.79]Hey, Phoebe... 菲比…
[08:48.32]if you want to get Joey a gift that disrupts the entire building... 如果你要送乔伊 毁掉整栋楼的耶诞礼物…
[08:52.33]why not something more subtle... 何不送更微妙一点的…
[08:54.63]Like a wrecking ball... 像是铁锤…
[08:56.13]or a vial of small pox to release in the hallway? 或是天花病毒散播在走廊上？
[08:59.80]It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes... 不只是鼓的声音，每5分钟…
[09:02.94]Joey throws his sticks in the air... 乔伊把鼓棒丢到空中…
[09:05.44]and I have to hear: "Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye!" 然后我就会听到： “我的眼睛！我的眼睛！”
[09:08.61]-I mean, it's so annoying. -Yes, thank you. -烦死人了 -谢谢你
[09:11.38]You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums. 你看，这是正常人对鼓的反应
[09:16.88]You got Joey drums to annoy Rachel... 菲比，你送乔伊鼓是为了烦瑞秋…
[09:20.15]so she wouldn't want to live there anymore? 让她不想继续住在那里？
[09:23.12]Maybe on some level. 可能有一点
[09:33.30]You could just not throw the sticks up in the air. 乔伊，你知道你不用丢鼓棒的
[09:36.70]What is rock 'n' roll about that? 那怎么能算是摇滚乐呢？
[09:40.51]Hey, Joey, I got you another present. 乔伊，送你另一个礼物
[09:45.25]Hold it! Before you tell me what it is... 等一下！先不要告诉我是什么…
[09:51.32]Okay, what is it? 是什么？
[09:53.12]It's a... 是一只…
[09:54.36]tarantula! 毒蜘蛛！
[10:01.26]God, Rachel, I'm sorry. What was I thinking... 瑞秋，抱歉，我在想什么…
[10:05.17]giving Joey this big, gross,  scary spider... 送乔伊这么一个 恶心的，可怕的蜘蛛…
[10:08.54]in such a poorly constructed cage? 还用这么一个松散的笼子？
[10:12.74]What are you talking about? I love them. 你在说什么？我喜欢它
[10:17.24]I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it died because my cat ate it. 我小时候就有一只 后来我的猫咪吃掉了它
[10:21.72]And then my cat died. 然后猫咪死了
[10:24.95]But, Joey, isn't this cool? 乔伊，这不是很酷吗？
[10:26.72]Is it on me? I feel like it's on me. I got.. 在我身上吗？ 我觉得它在我身上，我…
[10:32.53]Oh, isn't that adorable? 不是很可爱吗？
[10:34.30]Joey is afraid of the tarantula. 乔伊怕蜘蛛
[10:37.57]He's so adorable. 他好可爱呦
[10:39.23]He's so much fun. 老天，他很好玩
[10:40.67]I'm glad you're having so much fun here. 乔伊是最棒的 很高兴你在这里住得很开心
[10:43.47]Wait a minute. 等一下
[10:44.94]What's the matter? 怎么回事？
[10:46.94]Our apartment is ready. 我们的房子好了
[10:49.28]And that makes you angry because...? 你不高兴因为…？
[10:53.55]Because you'd rather live here with Joey. 因为你比较想和乔伊住在这里
[10:56.45]-Where did you get that? -Monica and Chandler... -你为什么这么想？ -摩妮卡和钱德…
[10:59.25]said you were having so much fun here... 说你和乔伊住得很开心…
[11:01.79]and apparently no amount of drums or tarantula is gonna change that. 而且不管是鼓还是毒蜘蛛 都不会改变这点
[11:08.43]Did you get all this stuff for Joey... 菲比，你送乔伊这些东西…
[11:10.60]to try to drive me out of the apartment? 是要让我不想住在这里？
[11:14.40]You might as well have gotten him a fish. 你还不如送他一条鱼
[11:16.94]You know how fish freak me out. 你知道我有多怕鱼
[11:20.51]Fish. 鱼
[11:23.14]But it wouldn't have mattered. We're gonna live together. 这些都不重要，我们会一起住的
[11:26.58]We're roommates. That's the deal. 我们是室友，讲好的
[11:28.22]Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me. 对，可是我希望你想和我一起住
[11:31.12]But if you're having so much fun over here.. 可是如果你在这里住得这么开心…
[11:34.16]It's so much more fun with you. 和你在一起更开心
[11:36.26]-We did have fun, didn't we? -We did. -我们住一起时很开心，是不？ -对啊，好玩得不得了
[11:39.49]They say, if we want,  we could see it tonight. 他们说如果要的话，今晚可以去看
[11:42.66]-I would love to. -Yay, okay! -好啊 -好，好！
[11:44.87]-Good, good, good. -Great. All right. Good. -好，好 -好
[11:48.00]And Monica asked me to make the drumming stop. 摩妮卡要我停止鼓声
[11:56.24]Done. 好了
[12:00.08]（万圣节探险，面具大师）
[12:04.62]Hello, sir. You here to return those pants? 你好，要退还那件裤子吗？
[12:13.53]No, these are my pants. 不，这是我的裤子
[12:17.53]Okay. 是
[12:19.57]-How can I help you? -Do you have a Santa outfit left? -需要什么？ -还有没有耶诞老公公衣服？
[12:23.40]Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man. 耶诞节前两天？抱歉
[12:25.97]Okay, look. Do you have anything Christmas-y? 好吧，有没有什么 比较算是耶诞节的？
[12:29.88]I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him. 我答应了我儿子，不想让他失望
[12:33.78]Come on, you gotta have something. 你们一定有的
[12:37.49]I'm the Holiday Armadillo! 我是佳节犰狳！
[12:42.69]I'm a friend of Santa's... 我是耶诞老公公的朋友…
[12:44.83]and he sent me here to wish you... 他要我来祝你…
[12:47.86]a merry Christmas! 耶诞快乐！
[12:51.70]What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo? 耶诞老公公怎么了，佳节犰狳？
[12:56.44]Santa was unavailable... 耶诞老公公没有空…
[12:59.07]so close to Christmas. 在这么接近耶诞节的时候
[13:03.04]Come in, have a seat. 请进，请坐
[13:04.81]You must be exhausted, coming all the way from Texas. 你一定累坏了，大老远从德州跑来
[13:11.82]-Texas? -That's right, Ben. -德州？ -对，班
[13:14.32]I'm Santa's representative... 我是耶诞老公公的…
[13:16.32]for all the Southern states. 西南州代表
[13:20.36]And Mexico! 还有墨西哥！
[13:25.07]But Santa sent me here... 耶诞老公公要我来这里…
[13:26.87]to give you these presents, Ben. 送礼物给你
[13:30.70]Maybe the lady will help me with these presents. 这位小姐可以帮我拿礼物
[13:49.42]Wow, thanks! 谢谢！
[13:50.86]You're welcome, Ben. 不客气，班
[13:52.43]Merry Christmas. 耶诞快乐
[13:55.56]And happy Hanukkah! 光明节快乐！
[14:00.27]Are you for Hanukkah too? Because I'm part Jewish. 你也为光明节而来吗？ 因为我是一半犹太人
[14:03.94]You are? Me too. 你是？我也是
[14:07.81]Because armadillos also wandered in the desert? 因为犰狳也在沙漠里晃荡？
[14:13.81]You want to wander in the hall? 你想在走廊晃荡吗？
[14:18.02]Hey, Ben! 班！
[14:20.19]What if the Holiday Armadillo... 佳节犰狳…
[14:22.62]told you all about the Festival of Lights? 跟你说光之节的故事好吗？
[14:26.33]Cool! 酷！
[14:27.60]Come on, Ben. 来，班
[14:32.47]Years and years ago... 很多年以前…
[14:35.10]there were these people called... 有一群人，叫做…
[14:37.54]-the Maccabees! -Ho, ho, ho! -犸加伯人！ -呵！呵！呵！
[14:39.91]Merry Christmas! 耶诞快乐！
[14:44.51]Santa! -耶诞老公公！ -嘿！
[14:48.12]What are you doing here, Santa? 你来干什么，耶诞老公公？
[14:53.05]Well, I'm here to see my old buddy, Ben. 我来看我的老朋友班
[14:56.42]What are you doing here... 你在这儿干什么…
[14:58.33]Weird Turtle Man? 怪乌龟人？
[15:04.00]I'm the Holiday Armadillo... 我是佳节犰狳…
[15:07.07]your part-Jewish friend. 你的半犹太人朋友
[15:11.94]You sent me here to give Ben some presents. 你要我来送礼物给班
[15:15.88]Remember? 记得吗？
[15:19.18]What? 什么？
[15:23.15]Did you bring me any presents, Santa? 耶诞老公公，你有带礼物给我吗？
[15:25.55]You bet I did, Ben. 当然有，班
[15:27.39]Put her there. 放在这里
[15:33.96]Well, it would have worked this time if his hands weren't so damn small. 如果不是他的手太小，会成功的
[15:41.40]Ho, ho, ho! 呵！呵！呵！
[15:44.41]Ben, come open more gifts. 班，来开礼物
[15:46.27]The armadillo and I will have a talk in the kitchen. 耶诞老公公，佳节犰狳和我 要在厨房谈一谈
[15:49.98]There's a sentence I never thought I'd say. 我绝对想不到会说出这句话
[15:54.25]What are you doing? 你在干什么？
[15:55.75]You said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume... 你告诉每个人说 你找不到耶诞老公公衣服…
[15:59.35]so I borrowed one from a guy at work. 所以我向同事借了一件
[16:01.89]Thank you, but you gotta leave. 谢谢，你必须离开
[16:04.69]-Why? -Because... -为什么？ -因为…
[16:06.26]I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah... 我终于让他对光明节有兴趣…
[16:09.26]and you're wrecking it. 而你正在破坏
[16:10.90]But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly. 可是我还没摇我的胜子呢
[16:18.11]I'm sorry, Chandler, but this is really important to me. 抱歉，钱德，这对我很重要
[16:22.88]Fine, I'll give the suit back. 好，我去还这件衣服
[16:26.71]Hey, you think you can keep it another night? 你可以再多借一晚吗？
[16:32.72]Santa, really? 耶诞老公公？真的？
[16:35.22]Yeah, is that okay? 是啊，可以吗？
[16:37.22]Did your dad ever dress up like Santa? 你爸有扮过耶诞老公公吗？
[16:41.63]-No. -Then it's okay! -没有 -那就可以！
[16:46.30]Okay, Ben. Santa has to go. 班，耶诞老公公要走了
[16:48.64]Say goodbye. 说再见
[16:50.34]No, why does he have to go? 不要，他为什么要走？
[16:53.31]Because if Santa and the Holiday... 因为耶诞老公公和佳节…
[16:57.85]Armadillo... 犰狳…
[17:01.75]are ever in the same room for too long... 如果在同一个房子里太久…
[17:04.35]the universe will implode! 宇宙会爆炸！
[17:09.09]Merry Christmas! 耶诞快乐！
[17:12.86]No, why can't the armadillo leave? I want Santa. 不要，为什么不是犰狳走呢？ 我要耶诞老公公
[17:19.10]Fine, I give up. Santa.. 好，我放弃，耶诞老公公…
[17:21.07]Santa can stay! 耶诞老公公可以留下来！
[17:25.51]Well, I'll stay... 我留下来…
[17:26.77]but only because I want to hear about Hanukkah. 因为我想听光明节的故事
[17:31.21]Ben, will you sit here with Santa... 班，你要不要和耶诞老公公…
[17:33.88]and learn about Hanukkah? 一起坐下来听光明节的故事？
[17:36.22]Okay, Santa. 好的
[17:39.32]-Thank you. -You're welcome. -谢谢 -不客气
[17:41.12]All right, it's time... 好，来听…
[17:43.39]for the story of Hanukkah. 光明节的故事
[17:47.29]Years and years ago... 很多年以前…
[17:49.23]there were these people called the Maccabees! 有一群人叫犸加伯人！
[17:53.63]Merry Christmas! 耶诞快乐！
[18:05.05]Oh, wow, look at this place! 看看这地方！
[18:11.22]Oh, this is terrible. 真糟糕
[18:13.55]They've made so many changes... 他们改了很多…
[18:15.49]I can't even feel my grandmother's presence anymore. 我感受不到我祖母的存在
[18:19.16]Oh, new sconces! 新的烛台！
[18:22.26]-Oh, my God! -What? -我的天！ -怎么？
[18:24.70]Remember how you told me your grandmother put up that wall... 记得你告诉我你祖母要做一道墙…
[18:28.54]-to make that into two bedrooms? -Yeah. -来隔成两间房？ -对
[18:30.94]And that the landlord might find out... 房东可能会发现…
[18:33.44]-and then tear it down? -Yeah? -把它拆了？ -对？
[18:36.41]Do you really not know where I'm going? 你真的不知道我说这些的原因？
[18:40.25]It left. It's one huge room. 墙没有了，是一间大房间
[18:42.22]Oh, no! 哦，不！
[18:46.25]Wow! 哇！
[18:49.36]See? 看到了？
[18:50.92]I guess we'll have to put the wall back up. 我们必须要把墙弄回来
[18:53.46]-You can't, with the new skylight. -There's a skylight? -不行，因为新的天窗 -有天窗？
[18:58.30]Wow! 哇！
[19:00.77]So should we start looking for a new place? 我们该怎么办？要开始找新地方吗？
[19:07.61]You know, I'm sensing... 我感到…
[19:09.18]that my grandmother would not be comfortable with that. 我祖母可能不喜欢那样
[19:14.88]Oh, yeah? 是吗？
[19:16.28]Starting to feel her again there,  are we? 又能感觉到她了，是吗？
[19:19.89]-A little bit. Yeah. -Yeah. -有一点，对 -是
[19:22.82]Is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone? 菲比，你祖母是不是说 你应该一个人住这里？
[19:26.93]You heard it too? You have the gift. 你也听见了？你有天份
[19:31.10]Phoebe, it's okay. 菲比，没关系
[19:33.23]I like living with Joey. 我喜欢和乔伊住
[19:35.50]-Are you sure? -Please. I hate packing... -你确定吗？ -拜托，我讨厌打包…
[19:38.01]it's closer to work. 那里离公司比较近
[19:39.77]And we do have fun. 我们在一起很开心
[19:42.91]Although, I'm really gonna miss living with you. 虽然我真的会想念和你住在一起
[19:46.61]-Oh, me too. -I know. -我也是 -我知道
[19:50.72]Did you hear that? 等一下，你有没有听到？
[19:52.25]I'm getting something from your grandmother. 听，我听到你祖母说话
[19:55.12]She said since you get to keep the one-bedroom apartment... 她说既然你要一个人住这里…
[19:58.93]you should give Rachel the purple chair. 你该把那把紫色椅子给瑞秋
[20:04.77]No, I do not hear that. 没有，我没有听到
[20:08.37]And the miracle was that that little bit of oil... 奇迹在于那一点点的油…
[20:11.64]that should have lasted just one day, burned for.... 应该只够烧一天的，却烧了…
[20:15.68]-Eight whole days. -That's right. -整整8天 -对
[20:17.81]And that's why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end. 这就是为什么我们 今天庆祝光明节，故事完结
[20:21.98]-Awesome. -Yeah. -好棒 -是啊
[20:24.32]My favorite part... 我最喜欢的部份…
[20:25.69]was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt. 是超人救出全埃及的犹太人
[20:33.86]The armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part. 犰狳不是那么喜欢那部份
[20:39.57]Okay, Ben, it's time to light... 班，该来点…
[20:42.27]the Hanukkah candles! 光明节蜡烛！
[20:54.15]嘿
[20:55.92]Wow! Looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. 哇！好像是复活节兔子的葬礼
[21:02.56]Come on, come on. We're lighting the candles. 来，来，我们要点蜡烛
[21:10.20]I understand why Superman is here... 我了解为什么超人在这里…
[21:12.33]but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral? 但为什么有豪猪 参加复活节兔子的葬礼？
[21:24.04]-You get it? -I got it. -你弄好了吗？ -弄好了
[21:26.58]Back in the cage? 它进笼子了没？
[21:29.55]It's back in the cage. 它在笼子里了
[21:31.92]Is the cage closed? 笼子关好了吗？
[21:35.42]Joey, will you just come out here and stop being such a baby! 乔伊，出来好吗？ 别像个小孩一样！