[00:06.03]Happy birthday! 生日快乐！
[00:07.30]Happy birthday! 生日快乐！
[00:11.54]Rach, come on. 瑞秋，别这样
[00:13.91]It's your birthday! 是你的生日耶！
[00:15.74]Hey... 嘿…
[00:18.38]She's not as pretty as she was when she was 29. 她不像她29岁时那么漂亮
[00:22.78]Ms. Greene wants to establish some ground rules before she comes out. 在葛林小姐出来之前 她要先把几件事说清楚
[00:27.62]Please don't use the words "old" or "downhill"... 她希望你们不要用到如“老” 或者“走下坡”等字眼…
[00:31.23]or "They still look pretty damn good." 或是“它们看来还是很棒”
[00:37.83]They do. 它们还是
[00:40.30]Rachel, come on out. 瑞秋，出来
[00:42.60]Monica made breakfast. 摩妮卡做了早餐
[00:44.41]Chocolate chip pancakes. 巧克力碎片松饼
[00:46.84]We've got presents. 我们有礼物给你
[00:51.21]Good ones? 好的礼物？
[00:53.28]They're all from the list you gave us two weeks ago. 都是两星期前你给的单子上的
[00:57.25]Can I keep the presents and still be 29? 我可以只收礼物 而仍然是29岁吗？
[01:01.32]Come on, Rach, turning 30 is not that big a deal. 瑞秋，30岁没什么大不了
[01:05.13]Really? Is that how you felt when you turned 30? 真的？你满30时也是这么觉得吗？
[01:08.16]Why, God, why? 为什么，上帝，为什么？
[01:10.83]We had a deal. Let the others grow old, not me! 我们讲好的了 让其他人变老，我不要！
[01:18.01]You guys, is it just me? Am I overreacting? 只有我这样吗？是我反应过度吗？
[01:20.84]No, it's not just you. My 30th birthday sure wasn't much fun. 不，不是只有你 我的30岁生日也不好过
[01:26.25]And now Chandler! 现在是钱德了！
[01:29.78]We're all getting so old. 我们都变得这么老
[01:31.89]Why are You doing this to us? 你为什么这样对我们？
[01:38.66]The One Where They All Turn Thirty 本集播出：步入三十大关
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[02:15.96]（瑞秋30岁生日快乐）
[02:18.13]You're in a great place in your life. You have an amazing job, good friends. 你的生活过得很好 你有很棒的工作，很好的朋友
[02:22.97]Your roommate's a soap opera star. 你的室友是连续剧明星
[02:25.34]Your character is in a coma. 你的角色在昏迷中
[02:29.48]I promised myself I wouldn't cry at this one. 我答应自己这个生日一定不哭
[02:33.98]I know my life's going pretty well, but I see so many people... 我知道我目前过得很好 但我看到一些人…
[02:37.79]who've accomplished their goals before they're 30. 在30岁以前 就完成了他们的目标
[02:41.32]Yeah, but you shouldn't compare yourself to me. 是啊，你不应该和我比
[02:45.26]-Come on, Phoebe! -You can do it! -来，菲比！ -你做得到的！
[02:48.53]-Come on. -There you go. -来 -好了
[02:56.54]I did it! One mile on a Hippity Hop. 我成功了！在跳跳球上走了一里
[03:00.41]That's everything I wanted to do before I was 30. 30岁前我想完成的事
[03:03.85]Except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. 除了我想和我妹修好关系
[03:06.92]Oh, well. But, yeah! 嗯，可是
[03:10.08]Girls, this thing is a godsend, if you know what I mean. 女人，这东西是上帝给的礼物 如果你懂我的意思
[03:23.46]Let's have some fun. What do you want to do? 来做点有趣的事吧，你想做什么？
[03:26.97]Nothing. I don't want to do anything. 什么也不做，我什么也不想做
[03:28.94]Doing nothing on your 30th is better than doing something stupid, like Ross. 在30岁生日时什么都不做 总比做笨事好，像罗斯一样
[03:34.78]That was a practical purchase. 那是很实际的一项购买
[03:37.21]I needed that car for transportation. 我需要那车子做交通工具
[03:40.22]Okay? I have a child. 好吗？我有小孩
[03:43.18]How hot do I look in this? 我在这车里看来很拉风吧？
[03:47.06]Ross, a sports car? 罗斯，一台跑车？
[03:48.86]Wouldn't it be cheaper to just stuff a sock down there? 在裤子里塞袜子不是比较便宜？
[03:53.06]That's not what this is about. 这不是为了那个
[03:55.36]I am a sports car enthusiast. 我是跑车热爱者
[03:57.87]-I've always been into cars. -What's the horsepower? -我一直都很喜欢车 -它的马力多少？
[04:02.07]I don't know, but look how shiny! 不知道，你看它多亮呀！
[04:06.77]-I can't believe you bought this. -So can I have a ride, stud? -你竟然买了这台车 -帅哥，载我一程吧？
[04:10.85]Hop in. 跳上车
[04:13.55]Get ready for the smoothest ride of your life. 准备好你这辈子最稳的一程
[04:41.51]Damn it. 可恶
[04:44.85]Okay, who's next? 好了，下一个是谁？
[04:49.55]I am gonna do something today. I won't sit around like some old lady. 今天我一定要做点什么 我不要像老太太一样闲坐在这儿
[04:54.22]I want to get something pierced. 我要在身上打个洞
[04:56.79]Like my nose or my tongue or something. 像是鼻子、舌头，或是别的地方
[05:00.33]Really? Because that hurts. 真的？那会痛的
[05:02.33]So what? The way I see it.. 那又怎么？我是这么想…
[05:04.33]Son of a bitch! 该死的！
[05:07.74]Look, I know what you're going through. 我知道你经历的
[05:10.57]I'm totally freaked out about turning 25. 我25岁生日时吓坏了
[05:17.31]Get out of my apartment. 离开我家
[05:20.18]Rach, I think that you're doing great. 瑞秋，你做的很好
[05:22.92]Let's face it, no one handles this well. 正视事实吧，没有人能真的 好好处理这件事
[05:26.09]Least of all you. 至少你不行
[05:33.46]Put that back on. Monica will be here any minute. 放回去，摩妮卡随时会到家
[05:36.36]But it hurts my Joey's apple. 可是乔伊的苹果会痛
[05:41.04]For the last time, it's not named after each individual man. 告诉你最后一次 它不是以每一个人的名字命名的
[05:49.41]You've done a wonderful job with the party. Everything's so lovely. 钱德，你把宴会办得真好 每样东西都很美丽
[05:53.72]Well, not as lovely as you. 没有像你这么美丽
[05:55.48]I can't believe you have a 30-year-old daughter. 不能相信你有位30岁的女儿
[05:59.15]And I can't believe you have a tux that's 30 years old. 不能相信你有件30岁的燕尾服
[06:03.86]It's older than that. Ross was conceived right near this tuxedo. 这比30年还老 罗斯是在这件燕尾服旁有的
[06:11.50]Everybody hide! She's coming. 大家躲起来！我看到她了，她来了
[06:14.44]Everybody down! 大家蹲下！
[06:22.01]Everybody stay here. I'll find out what's going on. 留在这儿，我来看看发生什么事了
[06:27.62]Hey, you got the door open! 嘿，你开门了！
[06:32.19]Hey, are you drunk? 嘿，你喝醉了吗？
[06:34.66]No. 没有
[06:38.16]Okay. 好
[06:43.60]Okay. 好
[06:46.33]See, I was a little nervous about turning... 我对要满30岁…
[06:49.94]30. 有点紧张
[06:52.17]So the busboys took me out for some drinks. 收碗的小弟带我去喝酒
[06:58.51]Might want to puke on you later. 待会可能会吐在你身上
[07:02.68]Here's the thing. We've thrown a very formal surprise party for you. 事情是这样的 我们替你办了一个惊喜宴会
[07:07.82]-Your parents and friends are in there. -No! -你的朋友和父母都在里面 -不！
[07:10.96]-Yes! Yes! -No. -是的！是的！ -不
[07:12.19]Oh, no! My parents have never seen me drunk. 哦，不！我父母从没看我醉过
[07:15.83]That they know of. 就他们所知
[07:18.13]We'll get you some coffee. They'll never know that you're drunk. 我们替你弄点咖啡 他们不会知道你醉了
[07:22.54]-You promise? -I'll take care of it. -你确定？ -我会处理好的
[07:25.24]I love you so much. 我好爱你
[07:27.64]Okay, we have to do something about your breath. 好了，要对你的口臭想想办法
[07:32.51]What about your breath? 那你的呢？
[07:35.95]That's still yours. 那还是你的口臭
[07:39.72]Now remember, it's a surprise party. 记住，这是一个惊喜
[07:42.79]So when you go in, act surprised. 你进去时要显得很惊讶
[07:46.53]Ready? 好了吗？
[07:55.00]Surprise! 惊喜！
[08:02.51]Okay, forward. Forward. 好，前进，前进
[08:04.38]Stop! 停止！
[08:07.08]Okay, back.. Stop! 好，退后…停！
[08:10.65]Okay, for.. Stop! 好，前…停！
[08:12.22]Stop! Stop! 停！停！
[08:14.99]Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 好，我们这么做
[08:17.49]I'll break into this minivan, put it in neutral. 我打开这台休旅车车门 将它放在空档
[08:20.46]You push it forward so Ross can get out of the spot. 你们把它向前推，罗斯就能开出来了
[08:24.57]All right. Here we go. 好，来吧
[08:32.61]Haul ass! 快逃！
[08:45.55]Happy 30th birthday! Here. 30岁生日快乐！来
[08:49.19]It's for the child in you. And the woman. 给你里面的孩子，还有女子
[08:52.89]Happy 30th! 30岁快乐！
[08:54.30]Why do you keep saying that? 你为什么一直这么说？
[08:56.43]Because it's our 30th birthday. 因为这是我们的30岁生日
[08:59.00]Yeah, no, we're not 30. We're 31. Okay. 不，我们不是30，我们31岁了
[09:03.20]Wait. 等一下
[09:06.61]Oh, it's you. 哦，是你
[09:08.41]Yeah. What? 是，怎么？
[09:10.31]Yeah, we're not 30. We're 31. 对，我们不是30，我们是31
[09:14.05]That's what it says on my birth certificate. 我的出生证明上是这么写的
[09:16.75]You have a birth certificate? 你有出生证明？
[09:18.59]I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died. 我妈去世时，我拿到了 一箱子家庭文件
[09:22.02]Our mom. 我们的妈
[09:23.59]Right. Okay. 好，好
[09:26.56]-Do you have mine? -No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway. -你有我的吗？ -没有，我卖给了一个逃家的瑞典人
[09:33.40]Oh, my God. 我的老天
[09:35.74]Oh, my God, we are 31! 我的老天，我们31了！
[09:38.11]Yeah. 是啊
[09:40.61]I just lost a whole year of my life. 我失去了整整一年生命
[09:43.68]Okay. 好
[09:46.41]-Your middle name is Pamela? -Yes. -你的中间名字是潘蜜拉？ -对
[09:49.15]I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is? 我从不知道我的是什么 你记得是什么吗？
[09:52.39]Yes. 记得
[09:53.55]Phoebe. 是菲比
[09:55.79]-That's my first name. -Right. Okay. Then, no. -那是我的正式名字 -对，好吧，那我不知道
[10:03.33]We made it across the room. You're doing great. 我们成功地穿过了客厅 你做的很好
[10:06.63]What's going on? 怎么回事？
[10:07.94]Monica's a little drunk. 摩妮卡有一点醉了
[10:09.80]Yeah! I love drunk Monica. 我喜欢酒醉的摩妮卡
[10:13.37]Oh, she's so much more fun than regular Monica. 她比正常的摩妮卡有趣多了
[10:19.81]She doesn't want her parents to know. 她不想让她的父母知道
[10:22.52]All right, all right. Here's what we'll do. 好，好，我们这么做
[10:25.72]I'll get twice as drunk,  then no one will even notice her. 我来比她醉得厉害两倍 就没有人会注意她了
[10:34.10]What's going on? 怎么了？
[10:36.46]Monica's wasted. 摩妮卡醉了
[10:37.93]Maybe that'll liven up this party. 或许能让这个宴会有点生机
[10:41.24]Will you just help her get changed? 你能不能帮她换衣服？
[10:43.94]Taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey. 照顾酒醉，**的女人 好像是乔伊的工作
[10:52.28]This one's from me. 这是我的礼物
[10:54.45]It wasn't on your list,  but it's really fun. 这不在你的礼物单子上 不过它真的很好玩
[10:58.82]A scooter. 滑板车
[11:02.26]Stick to the list. 照着单子买
[11:06.06]Always stick to the list. 永远记得照着单子买
[11:09.83]No, no, I love it. Thank you. 不，不，我很喜欢，谢谢
[11:13.27]Open ours next! Open ours next! 下一个开我们的礼物！ 下一个开我们的！
[11:15.47]Now that you're a couple,  we don't get two gifts? 你们现在是一对 我们就没两个礼物了？
[11:18.21]For my last birthday,  you gave me a hug. 我上一个生日，你送我一个拥抱
[11:22.21]Read the card! Read the card! 念卡片！念卡片！
[11:28.12]"Happy birthday, Grandma." 生日快乐，祖母
[11:32.75]It's better to be over the hill... 开始走下坡总比…
[11:36.12]than buried under it. 被埋在坡下要好
[11:41.36]"All our love, Monica and Chandler." That's funny. 我们爱你，摩妮卡和钱德 好好笑
[11:44.67]No, no. That was a joke. 不，不，只是一个玩笑
[11:47.27]I know, I get it. It's funny. 我知道，我懂了，很好笑
[11:50.27]Because you're not a grandma. 因为你不是祖母
[11:52.44]To be a grandma, you have to be married and have children. 做为一个祖母，必须结了婚有小孩
[11:56.18]I don't have any of those things. That's why it's so funny. 我全都没有，所以真的很好笑
[12:01.28]I'm just gonna go... 我要…
[12:07.25]All you had to do was buy the card. 你只需要买张卡片而己
[12:17.67]It was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. 为着没有先生孩子就不高兴，是很笨
[12:21.84]All I really needed was a plan. 我只需要一个计划
[12:24.57]See, I want three kids. 我想生三个小孩
[12:26.57]And you want to have them all at the same time and all for your brother. 你要全部同一个时候生 把他们给你弟弟
[12:33.41]As I was saying... 我正在说…
[12:35.58]I should have the first one by the time I'm 35. 我应该在35岁以前生第一个
[12:39.09]Which gives me five years. 这样我还有五年
[12:41.92]If I want a kid when I'm 35, I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34. 如果我35时要生孩子 我34岁时才需要怀孕
[12:46.33]Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes. Prada还有四年时间生产孕妇装
[12:53.10]But I want to be married for a year before I get pregnant. 我想在怀孕之前至少结婚一年
[12:57.14]Really? That long? 真的？要那么久？
[13:03.88]Look all you want, it's happening. 你爱怎么看都行，已经在发生了
[13:09.75]I don't have to get married until I'm 33. That's three whole years. 我到33岁再结婚就好，我还有3年
[13:14.12]Wait a minute, though. 不过，等一下
[13:15.62]I'll need a year and a half to plan the wedding. 我需要一年半来筹备婚礼
[13:19.46]And I'd like to know the guy for a year, year and a half... 我希望能认识这个人一年至一年半…
[13:22.66]before we get engaged. 再订婚
[13:25.77]Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I'm 30. 这表示我必须在30岁时认识这个人
[13:31.34]Which is fine because you just turned... 没有问题，因为你才刚刚满…
[13:35.58]28! 28！
[13:38.35]No, Ross. No, it is not fine. 不，罗斯，不，有问题
[13:40.82]I should already be with the guy I'm gonna marry. 我应该和我要嫁的对象在一起了
[13:51.36]Will you quit hogging it? 你可不可以不要跳？
[13:58.53]I'm telling you, it's like watching Bambi learn how to walk. 我告诉你，这就好像看着斑比学走路
[14:04.04]You're drunk. 你醉了
[14:06.87]Mom and Dad are gonna be mad. 爸和妈会生气
[14:11.58]Maybe I'm a little drunk. 也许我有一点醉了
[14:16.18]Are those crab cakes? 那是蟹饼吗？
[14:17.72]I told you to come straight to me when they were ready. 我不是告诉你 蟹饼一出来立刻拿来给我？
[14:23.69]How you feeling? 觉得怎么样？
[14:26.03]You are so handsome. 你好帅
[14:30.63]I want to make love to you right here, right now. 我想在此时此地和你上床
[14:36.74]I really wish that you wouldn't. 我希望你不会
[14:41.28]Just get through a little bit more, then we can put you in bed. 再撑一下，我们就可以带你去睡觉
[14:46.25]Just smile, and don't talk to anyone. 只要微笑，不要说话
[14:50.99]Speech, speech! Let's hear from the birthday girl. 演讲，演讲！寿星演讲
[14:55.86]Phoebe! 菲比！
[14:57.09]See, everybody's looking at me. 看，大家都在看我
[14:59.29]The plan's working. 我的计划很有效
[15:01.93]I didn't even have to take off my top yet. 我还没脱掉上衣呢
[15:05.47]Speech. Come on, speech! 演讲，演讲！
[15:10.97]You can't keep your hands off her for one second. 你连离开她一秒钟都不行
[15:14.58]I think it's nice. 很好啊
[15:16.31]I think it's necessary. 我必须这样
[15:26.42]I want to thank you all for coming. 我要谢谢大家来到这里
[15:29.69]My family and... 我的家人和…
[15:31.66]my friends. 我的朋友
[15:36.90]I'd really like to say that I'm... 我很想说我…
[15:41.40]You know what I'd really like to say? 知道我真的很想说什么吗？
[15:45.01]I'm drunk! 我醉了！
[15:49.31]That's right, Mom and Dad. 没错，爸，妈
[15:51.41]Your little old "Harmomica" is hammered. 你们的小口琴醉了
[15:57.32]And guess what? 猜猜怎么着？
[15:58.55]I've been drunk before. 我以前也喝醉过
[16:01.42]And I've smoked a cigarette. 我抽过烟
[16:07.03]It's all okay. It's okay because... 没关系，没关系，因为…
[16:09.96]I turned 30 today. 我今天满30岁了
[16:12.87]And I can do anything I want. 我想做什么就做什么
[16:16.00]Because I am a grownup. 因为我是成年人了
[16:24.68]Okay, quick. Help me get this off. 好，快，替我脱掉
[16:31.52]I lost a whole year. 我失去了整整一年
[16:33.19]I can't believe it. This is so unfair! 真不能相信，真不公平！
[16:36.02]Come on, Phoebe, it'll be okay. 菲比，没有关系的
[16:38.19]Will it? Will it? 是吗？是吗？
[16:40.83]How would you feel if you found out you were 31? 如果你发现你变31岁了 你会怎么感觉？
[16:43.70]That's not gonna happen. Because we have a new deal. 不会的，因为我们有个新约定
[16:48.84]Plus, it ruined my schedule. 还有，这毁了我的时间表
[16:51.17]I haven't done the things I wanted to do before I was 31. 我还没做那些我31岁前想做的事
[16:55.41]-Like what? -Like I haven't met any Portuguese people. -像什么？ -像是我还不认识任何葡萄牙人
[16:59.98]I haven't had the perfect kiss. 我还没有完美地接吻过
[17:02.78]And I haven't been to sniper school. 我还没去上狙击手学校
[17:07.05]Why don't we go and have some birthday cake? 我们去吃蛋糕吧
[17:10.59]I just feel like being by myself. See you guys later. Thanks. 我只想一个人静一下，待会见，谢谢
[17:16.86]Poor Phoebe. 可怜的菲比
[17:18.87]Hey, you guys, I think I'm gonna walk her home. 嘿，知道吗？我想我要陪她走回家
[17:25.81]-Oh, man. -What? -老天 -怎么？
[17:28.61]He's gonna eat the cake. 他会吃了蛋糕
[17:32.45]Phoebe! 菲比！
[17:34.28]Listen, I... 听着，我…
[17:36.48]Close your eyes. 闭上眼睛
[17:50.76]That's one thing to cross off your list. 你可以将这一项从单子上划掉
[17:55.30]Oh, yeah. 哦，对了
[17:58.81]Plus, I'm one-sixteenth Portuguese. 还有，我是16分之1的葡萄牙人
[18:05.78]Okay, is everybody clear? 好，大家都清楚了？
[18:08.12]We're gonna pick it up... 我们要将它抬起来…
[18:12.22]and move it. 然后移动它
[18:14.86]All we need is teamwork. We're gonna lift the car... 只需要团队工作 我们要抬起这台车…
[18:20.13]and slide it out. 把它滑出来
[18:25.20]Lift... 抬起来…
[18:26.67]and slide. 滑出来
[18:29.04]-Ross, I really don't think this.. -Lift... -罗斯，我真的不觉得这… -抬起来…
[18:32.91]and slide. 滑出来
[18:35.48]-Okay, here we go. -All right, everyone. -好，开始吧 -好，大伙儿
[18:38.25]Lift... 抬起来…
[18:43.72]and slide. 移出来
[18:49.89]-Hey, Joey.. -Come on, Rach, my turn just started. -嘿，乔伊… -别这样，瑞秋，才刚轮到我
[18:55.13]Actually, I just want to talk to Tag. 其实我是要和泰格说话
[18:57.40]Oh, okay. Hey, can I ride this outside? 哦，好，嘿，我可以到外面溜吗？
[19:00.63]Whatever. I'm not your mother. 随便，我不是你妈
[19:03.70]Not in the street! 不要到街上！
[19:09.11]-Are you feeling any better? -Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm... -有没有觉得好一点？ -有，我很好，我…
[19:14.75]Let's talk. 我们谈谈
[19:18.32]What's up? 什么事？
[19:20.05]Oh, Tag... 泰格…
[19:22.82]You're such a great guy. And we have so much fun together. 你真是个好男人，我们在一起很开心
[19:26.53]-But I.. -Wait. -可是我… -等一下
[19:28.73]I think I see where you're going. 我想我知道你要做什么
[19:30.93]Before you say anything else,  can I say one more thing? 在你说任何话之前 我可以先说一件事吗？
[19:43.14]Well said. 说的好
[19:46.88]And a good example of the fun I was referring to. 正是我所谓很开心的好例子
[19:51.52]But I think I'm past the point where I can just have fun. 但我想我已经过了只要开心的时候
[19:56.72]Don't do this. This is just because you're turning 30. 瑞秋，不要这样 这只是因为你30岁了
[20:00.46]Yeah, it is. 是的
[20:02.76]But you're just a kid. I mean, you're 25. 而你只是个孩子，你才25岁
[20:06.73]-Twenty-four, actually. -Oh, God. -其实是24岁 -老天
[20:11.54]You know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. 你知道我希望什么？ 我希望你比现在大6岁
[20:16.64]Well, if I'm wishing for stuff,  I wish I was six years younger. 如果是希望的话 其实我希望自己年轻6岁
[20:22.08]-Me too. -Yeah. Sorry. -我也是 -是啊，对不起
[20:33.89]Hey, how'd it go? 嘿，谈得怎么样？
[20:36.73]If I only want two kids,  can I keep him for another year? 如果我只要生两个孩子 我可以再保留他一年吗？
[20:42.74]You did the right thing. 你做的对
[20:49.11]I don't like this anymore. 我不喜欢它了
[20:55.88]Well, here we are. Just a bunch of 30-year-olds. 我们在这儿，一群30岁的人
[21:00.59]Do you realize in 10 years we're gonna be 40? 你知道再过10年 我们就40岁了？
[21:08.26]Why, God? 为什么，上帝？
[21:10.06]Why are you doing this to us? 为什么这么对我们？
[21:21.31]Yes! My baby's finally free. 太好了！我的宝贝终于自由了
[21:24.58]All right! 好极了！
[21:26.71]Start it up. Let's go! 启动，我们走！
[21:37.59]How hot are we? 我们拉不拉风？
[21:46.93]You want to buy a car? 你要买车吗？