[00:03.530]- Hey. - Hi. -
[00:06.770]Phoebe, what's wrong?
[00:08.440] I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this huge engagement ring.
[00:12.140]- Oh, my God. - Congratulations. -
[00:15.080]So did he get on one knee? Did he have a speech prepared?
[00:18.280]Oh, did he cry?
[00:22.220]Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals.
[00:26.120]Well, it was really sweet, and, like, the most romantic thing ever.
[00:30.490]Here's to Phoebe, who's found the greatest guy in the world.
[00:33.960]To Phoebe and..
[00:35.300]I want to say "Mike"?
[00:38.000]- To Phoebe and Mike. - Hey. -
[00:40.670]Thank you. Oh, and I have something for you.
[00:43.510]It's my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.
[00:47.340]Oh, Phoebe, that's nice, but you know what? I think I'm okay.
[00:51.910]Give it to one of your other single girlfriends.
[00:54.250]I would, but you're the last one.
[00:58.350]Give me the book!
[01:01.360]"Pablo Diaz.
[01:03.390]Brady Smith.
[01:06.090]Guy in Van"?
[01:08.000]Oh, my first love.
[01:11.300]What is the red X next to Bob Gremore's name mean?
[01:14.740] Dead.
[01:17.870]Oh, it's okay. No, he was old. Yeah.
[01:21.510]And he lived a full life. He was in the first wave at Omaha Beach. I should've given you guys my black book when I got married.
[01:26.310]And he lived a full life. He was in the first wave at Omaha Beach. I should've given you guys my black book when I got married.
[01:29.350]Although, it wasn't so much a book as a napkin..
[01:33.660]With Janice's phone number on it. ...。
[01:36.760]Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band?
[01:43.830]Oh, yes, they are.
[02:35.980]Hey, honey.
[02:38.390]Hey, sweetie.
[02:40.520]- Is Monica not here? - No.
[02:42.360]Then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account, and they got it.
[02:46.290]- It's my first national commercial. - Cool
[02:48.900]And I don't want to brag, but a lot of the ideas were mine.
[02:52.100]Hell, you weren't there. All the ideas were mine
[02:55.570]That's great. Hey, can you cast me in it?
[02:59.540]I really don't think you're right for the part. ..
[03:02.280]What do you mean? I can do anything. I'm a chameleon.
[03:07.350]I'm old.
[03:10.920]I'm tired.
[03:12.790]Oh, I am hot. I'm cold. Come on, what can't I do?
[03:18.790]First of all, bravo.
[03:22.030]But I don't think you're right for this. The part's a stuffy college professor.
[03:26.130]I can do that. Hello, I'm your professor.
[03:30.310]When I'm not busy thinking of important things, or professing..
[03:36.140]I like to use.. What's the product?
[03:38.310]Software that facilitates inter-business networking e-solutions.
[03:47.020]I'm cold.
[03:51.530]- Hey. - Hey.
[03:53.230]Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant?
[03:55.900]I'll give you a hint. He's looking right at you.
[03:59.270]Well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt..
[04:02.640]I'm gonna say, "Congratulations
[04:05.340]I'm so excited. Apparently, I beat out hundreds of other applicants..
[04:10.040]including five guys I went to graduate school with.。
[04:12.880]Not that I'm keeping score, or anything. Five.
[04:16.750]- Wow, that's great. - Yeah.
[04:18.590]- So tell me about the grant. - Well, okay, it's for $25,000.
[04:21.990]And if I get it, I'll be able to complete my field research.
[04:25.360]And there will be an article about me in the Paleontology Review.
[04:29.400]It'll be the first time my name is in there..
[04:31.870]without people raising serious questions about my work.
[04:35.740]- Are you talking about the Dewer Grant? - Yeah. Why?
[04:39.070]Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant.
[04:41.410]- Your ex-boyfriend? - Yeah.
[04:43.710]So your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant?
[04:48.280]Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed.
[04:51.320]No. No, we ended on great terms.
[04:53.820]If anything, I think this could help you. You know what?
[04:56.920]Why don't we all go out to dinner, and I can introduce you.
[04:59.960]- If you think it'd help. - Yeah, absolutely. I'll call him.
[05:03.030]Now, is there anything I could do to butter him up?
[05:05.930]Anything he really likes?
[05:08.970]He does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
[05:11.310]We'll see how dinner goes.
[05:17.380]- Hey. - Hey, you want to go see a movie?
[05:20.650]I told you I had to spend all day clearing out stuff so Mike could move in.
[05:24.420]- Oh, right. - Yeah. -
[05:26.120]Now that I'm here, I might as well help with the cleaning and organizing.
[05:30.790]I just happen to have my label maker.
[05:34.700]Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff.
[05:37.300]Did you and Chandler make compromises when you moved in together?
[05:40.940]Chandler did.
[05:43.440]- What does he want you to give up? - A bunch of stuff. -
[05:46.040]And the worst one, he wants me to get rid of Gladys
[05:49.680]Who's Gladys?
[05:55.650]What a tragic loss.
[05:58.120]Yeah, I really hate to give her up. Oh, I know. Oh, you should take her. 就是说。我真的不
[06:06.890]I don't know....
[06:08.630]- What, you don't like her? - Of course I do. What's not to like? -
[06:15.000]I'd take her in a minute.
[06:17.540]But I think that you're giving up too easy. 但
[06:19.840]Honey, I think that you need to fight for her.
[06:23.240]- Really, you think? - Absolutely.
[06:25.610]You say to him, "I'm sorry, Mike, I can't live without her.
[06:28.780]She means too much to me."
[06:31.250]Okay, I'll fight for her. Okay.
[06:34.820]Oh, wait. I just realized, if I do that, that means you don't get her.
[06:38.530]Damn it, I did not think this through.
[06:44.530]Emma, mom's got a snack for you.
[06:53.610]You know, every now and then, she might like some barbecue potato chips.
[06:59.150]- Hey, guys. - Hey.
[07:01.020]- Hi. - Hey, baby.
[07:02.520]Oh, any word on casting yet?
[07:04.550]- I told you, you're not right for the part. - What do you mean?
[07:07.890]Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?
[07:13.130]I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in
[07:17.430]Look, come on, please? It's not like I'm asking you for some crazy favor.
[07:21.970]This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor.
[07:25.010]Man, I'm two hours late for work.
[07:28.840]Here's my reel. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
[07:32.280]- Joe.. - Just watch it.
[07:34.080]If you don't like it, don't pass it on to your bosses.
[07:37.050]- Fine. - Thank you.
[07:43.930]- Work, Joe. - Damn it.
[07:49.930]- What am I gonna do now? - Just pass the tape along.
[07:52.600]He's not right for the part.
[07:54.600]If I suggest him, my bosses will think I'm an idiot.
[07:57.240]And that's something they should learn on their own.
[08:00.040]Just tell Joey that you watched the tape..
[08:02.440]and you liked it, but your bosses didn't.
[08:04.610]Then you're the good guy, and they're the bad guy.
[08:07.220]That's good. I liked it, they didn't.。
[08:11.990]Joey, for God's sake, go to work.
[08:20.060]I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart.
[08:23.060]I've always thought of him as someone I'd invite..
[08:25.670]to my fantasy dinner party.
[08:29.100]Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C-3PO?
[08:34.380]Sorry, it looks like it's just him.
[08:38.780]Charlie.
[08:42.580]My God, you look absolutely stunning.。
[08:46.550]Well, I am having a good hair day.
[08:50.490]- It's so good to see you. - Oh, you too. 。
[08:57.900]I'm okay.
[09:00.130]I'm sorry. Ross Geller, Benjamin Hobart.
[09:03.640]It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long..
[09:06.940]I've been an admirer of your work. I mean, that Nobel Prize.
[09:13.550]I mean, I have to tell you that you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
[09:18.250]Well, likewise
[09:21.090]Not likewise. I'd never heard of you until this morning.
[09:24.060]But it's nice to be nice.
[09:27.730]- Shall we? - Yeah. Thank you. -
[09:33.940]I can't believe that you chose this restaurant.
[09:37.610]- Do you remember the night? - Oh, my God. I completely forgot.
[09:41.840]Oh, my God, I can't believe they let us back in this place.
[09:54.160]You weren't there.
[09:57.160]No, but, you know, it's just a funny image.
[10:00.530]You know, the two of you in this restaurant with the.. ..
[10:07.640]Ross, why don't you tell Benji about your proposal while I go to the ladies' room
[10:14.640]So tell me about it.
[10:16.480]Okay. Well, I would like to do a dig in the Painted Desert.
[10:21.080]There are still several areas that haven't been fully excavated
[10:24.450]- Break up with Charlie. - What?
[10:25.950]What?
[10:28.420]Did you just say, "Break up with Charlie"?
[10:33.590]Well, yes and no. Yes, I did say it. And no, I didn't not say it.
[10:40.070]- Kind of inappropriate, don't you think? - Listen, I'm sorry.
[10:44.140]I just haven't seen her for so long, all these feelings are rushing back
[10:47.910]I'm starting to realize how much I've missed her.
[10:50.410]And I'm gonna need you to break up with her.
[10:54.950]- Are you serious? - If you say, yes, then I'm serious.
[10:57.790]If you say, no, then I'm joking.
[11:01.420]- No. - Joking it is.
[11:07.460]- Hi, sorry I'm late. - Hey, how'd it go with Mike?
[11:10.500]- Is he gonna let you keep the painting? - No, he really hates it.
[11:14.600]But he's gonna let me keep my box of human hair.
[11:18.770]So you gotta pick your battles. But the good news is, Gladys is yours
[11:25.910]Wow, what's the bad news?
[11:28.780]- Who's Gladys? - Oh, she's that work of art I made.
[11:32.220]You know, with the woman coming out of the frame.
[11:35.820]And Monica gets to keep her?
[11:39.760]In her house? I am so jealous.
[11:44.970]I didn't know you wanted her too.
[11:49.070] Well, I mean, sure, of course.
[11:53.010]But you already gave that to Monica, so.. 但..
[11:55.340]- You know, I would give her up for you. - No, I couldn't let you do that.
[11:59.310]- No, but I want to. - But I don't want you to. -
[12:01.820]- But I insist. - But I insist harder.
[12:07.560]Girls. Girls. Stop. Okay, we'll flip a coin.
[12:10.020]Heads, she's Rachel's. Tails, she's Monica's.
[12:15.660]- Tails. Monica, she's yours. - No, that landed in your food.
[12:20.530]No, no, that's okay. You won fair and square. I'm so sad
[12:27.040]Then the little red squirrel took all of his acorns..
[12:31.310]and put them in his little satchel and set off for..
[12:36.350]Okay. Someone's getting a little fussy. I think it's time for bed.
[12:40.490]Where's the little red squirrel going?
[12:47.230]Hey, Joe?
[12:53.600]Oh, that's so sweet.
[12:57.610]- What's up? - Bad news.
[12:59.070]I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses and they weren't interested.
[13:05.080]I'm sorry, man.
[13:08.950]- But you watched the tape? - Yeah, I liked it.
[13:14.290]But my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches.
[13:24.400]- You didn't watch the tape. - What? Of course I did.
[13:29.170]Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?
[13:32.170]- I'm not lying to you. I watched it. - You lied again. -
[13:35.480]- I watched it. - Keep going, Pinocchio. -
[13:39.810]- I did. - No, you didn't.
[13:41.850]I'm telling you, I watched the tape.。
[13:45.920]- Did you watch the tape? - No. -
[13:53.190]Hi. Look, I realize only one of us can get this grant.
[13:57.130]And I just wanted to wish both of you the best of luck.
[14:00.600]Are you crossing your fingers?
[14:03.870]What, this? No. This.. That's just the result of a childhood injury.
[14:10.710]I'm cured! 治好了！
[14:15.520]Good morning, everybody.
[14:16.780]If you go ahead and take your seats we can get started.
[14:19.690]Actually, Dr. Hobart, can I have a word with you?
[14:22.420]And you are?
[14:25.760]- Ross. - I know. I'm kidding.
[14:30.630]Listen, I just want to say, last night..
[14:33.030]Dinner was a little awkward.
[14:35.270]- I just wanna make sure we're okay. - Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
[14:38.610]- You didn't tell Charlie what I said, did you? - Oh, no. Of course not. -
[14:42.180]Well, thank you. I want you to know, I respect your decision not to give her up.
[14:47.410]It was the biggest mistake I ever made in my whole life.
[14:50.220]Well, that and tattooing her name on my shoulder.
[14:54.460]last night stupidly.
[14:58.160]Seriously?
[14:59.330]My Nobel Prize was not for moving on.
[15:04.470]- So no hard feelings? - None at all. Good luck today.
[15:07.330]- Thank you. - Okay. - 谢谢 - 不客气
[15:09.170]All right. The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists.
[15:14.110]The ultimate decision will be based on the answers you give to the questions I ask.
[15:19.210]We're gonna go ahead and start with Dr. Li.
[15:21.650]You claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system.
[15:25.990]How do you propose to correct this problem?
[15:28.320]Well, I believe that the answers lie in the osteological evidence
[15:31.630]- I plan to begin there. - Interesting.
[15:33.930]I guess.
[15:36.630]Dr. Biely, your proposal includes some fieldwork. Where might that take place?
[15:40.730]Primarily in the Pierre Shale region of South Dakota
[15:43.600]Certainly. Very well. And Dr. Geller, when is my birthday?
[15:54.350]What? I..
[15:58.250]Care to venture a guess?
[16:02.920]- May 12? - That's not even kind of close.
[16:07.960]Dr. Li, how many graduate students will you need?
[16:10.560]- Half a dozen. - I see. And Dr. Biely? -
[16:12.670]Three for excavation, and two for analysis.
[16:15.140]Certainly. Dr. Geller, which 1965 Shirelles hit..
[16:19.370] was later covered by a popular British Invasion band?
[16:26.080]What? I need six graduate students. 什么...？
[16:28.750]No, I'm sorry. We were looking for "Baby It's You."
[16:32.720]"Baby It's You."
[16:35.720]What? Wait just a minute.
[16:38.190]None of my questions have anything to do with paleontology.
[16:41.530]You're right, I apologize. Scratch the last question.
[16:44.160]Spell "Boscodictiasaur."
[16:48.670]I've never heard of a "Boscodictiasaur."
[16:52.170]Yeah, I just made it up. Spell it.。
[16:57.340]- Okay. B-O.. - No, it starts with a silent M.
[17:00.980]Oh, come on!
[17:09.560]I can't believe Joey. I hate being called a liar.
[17:13.230]But you are a liar.
[17:16.000]What did I just say?
[17:19.330]- Are you still here? - Yes.
[17:20.800]And I'm not just hurt, I'm insulted. When I tell somebody I did something..
[17:25.770]Okay, hold on, let me just stop you right there, okay? First, you lied. Right?
[17:29.780]Then you lied about lying, okay?
[17:32.510]Then you lied about lying about lying, okay?
[17:35.580]So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about lying..
[17:42.990]Stop lying.
[17:45.030]Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape?
[17:47.830]You wanna know why? You wanna know why?
[17:50.460]Well, this is going well.
[17:53.800]Here's how I know you didn't watch.
[17:55.670]If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you'd have some comments.。
[18:00.710]All right, remember, I got paid a lot of money for this..
[18:03.680]and it only aired in Japan.
[18:06.780]Ichiban.
[18:09.850]Ichiban, lipstick for men.
[18:24.800]Ichiban, lipstick for men.
[18:31.540]And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape.
[18:37.010]He really is a chameleon.
[18:46.350]Well, Gladys, say hello to your new home.
[18:53.730]- Oh, my. - Wow.
[18:56.560]Oh, she is so nice and big.
[19:01.670]Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys, oh, so proudly?
[19:08.880]- I haven't really settled on a spot yet. - How about right above the TV?
[19:13.310]That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door.
[19:18.920]Yeah, yeah, and you can get rid of that French poster.
[19:22.620]- I like that poster. - Really?
[19:25.030]It doesn't have anything coming out of it.
[19:28.230]Or maybe there's someplace for her in your bedroom?
[19:30.860]- There's nothing above your bed. - Are you still here?
[19:38.240]Stupid Nobel Prize winner.
[19:47.810]Oh, hi. Hello.
[19:49.820]Have you come to ask me some more paleontology-related questions?
[19:54.420]Your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? Ann-Margret's pant size?
[20:00.960]I've come here to apologize. I think I may have let my feelings.
[20:05.770]for Charlie interfere with the interview process.
[20:08.600]No. Stop.
[20:11.410]Anyway, I decided to offer you the grant.
[20:16.010]- Really? - There is just one small stipulation.
[20:20.980]- I have to break up with Charlie? - Hey, you got one right.
[20:26.450]- You're crazy. - Crazy or romantic?
[20:31.360]Crazy.
[20:35.130]- Or? - Get out!
[20:43.770]Oh, my God.
[20:46.970]- What? - Joey, what is this thing doing here?
[20:51.510]I got her from Monica. She sold it to me for a very reasonable price.
[20:56.480]- Joey, we're not keeping this. - But it's an original Buffay.
[21:03.290]All right, fine. You can keep it.
[21:06.190]As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.
[21:08.730]Hey, what? What?
[21:10.660]Well, legend has it, Joey, that she comes alive when you're asleep.
[21:17.500]She climbs out of the frame..
[21:20.670]and then drags her half-a-body across the floor..
[21:25.150]just looking for legs to steal.
[21:28.480]And then with her one good hand..
[21:30.950]she slowly reaches up..
[21:35.090]and turns your doorknob.
[21:37.490]Get that legless witch out of here!
[21:46.730]- Hey, I sold that to Joey. - Yeah, well, I told him it's haunted.
[21:50.070]- Two can play at this game. - Too late. You can't give it back.
[21:53.070]- Oh, yes, I can. - No, you can't, she's yours. -
[21:55.440]- She's yours. - She's yours.
[21:57.010]- She's yours. - Hey.
[22:00.950]- She's mine. - She's mine.
[22:02.650]- She's mine. - She's mine. ！
[22:04.690]You guys, you don't have to fight over her anymore.
[22:08.320]Whoever doesn't get Gladys, gets Glynnis.
[22:19.730]- I want Gladys. - She's mine.
[22:22.070]- She's mine. - She's mine.
[22:31.850]No, no. You don't get to do that.
[22:33.650]I know. Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape.
[22:37.120]And I promise next time to submit you, whether I think you're right or not.
[22:41.320]That's not the point, Chandler. The point is that you lied.
[22:44.490]I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
[22:49.260]Oh, my God.
[22:54.600]Excellent.
[22:57.600]Now what do you say?
[23:00.210]Lying is wrong.
[23:02.580]And? And?？
[23:06.850]I'm a pretty little girl.
[23:11.280]I knew it.
[23:20.360]Your ex-boyfriend is insane.
[23:24.400]- He is a character. - No, no, no.
[23:26.400]Charles Nelson Reilly is a character.
[23:30.070]- Who? - Charles Nelson Reilly. -
[23:32.710]The Ghost and Mrs. Muir? Match Game? The Ghost and Mrs. Muir? Match Game?
[23:37.480]Were you never sick as a child?
[23:40.610]- Whatever. Did you get the grant? - No. And you wanna know why?
[23:43.980]Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you.
[23:47.420]- What? - Yeah.
[23:48.620]He refused me because I wouldn't give you up.
[23:51.160]Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me.
[23:54.590]- And besides, he's a very ethical man. - Really?
[23:59.670]Is it ethical to ask someone in a grant review:
[24:02.600]"Who was the voice of Underdog?"
[24:05.310]I'm sure he was just joking.
[24:07.040]If you don't believe me, let's go talk to him.
[24:09.410]I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontological question.
[24:12.650]- Seriously? - Oh, I'm sorry. No, he did ask me one:
[24:15.750]"How do you spell Boscodictiasaur?"
[24:18.250]Well, if it's like the Lake Mbosco in Congo, then M-B-O.. .
[24:21.960]Damn it.
[24:26.760]Dr. Geller. Charlie, what are you doing here?
[24:30.160]I want you to tell her everything.
[24:32.230] About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you..
[24:36.240]Wally Cox. That's the voice of Underdog.
[24:42.180] Like I tried to tell you in the interview..
[24:44.440]this grant is not based on your knowledge of pretty useless trivia.
[24:48.550]No, don't do that. I want you to look her in the eyes and tell her the truth.
[24:54.750]Benji?
[24:57.060]All right. It's true. I behaved horribly, but it's only because I still love you.
[25:02.060]And I would do anything to have you back in my life.
[25:05.170]Too little, too late, Benji.
[25:08.900]- I can't believe this. - I never should've broken up with you.
[25:13.210]I think about you all the time. Do you ever still think about me?
[25:18.410]No.
[25:20.780]- Yes. - What??
[25:23.920]I don't know what to say, Benji. This is all so...
[25:28.050]romantic.
[25:30.620]Or?
[25:34.900]I know I may be way out of bounds here..
[25:37.260]but is there any chance you would take me back?
[25:43.270]Maybe..
[25:45.570]Sweetie, this conversation is starting to make me a little uncomfortable.
[25:51.140]Oh, God. I am so sorry, but..
[25:55.080]I mean, there's so much history between us, you know?
[26:00.050]I'm sorry too.
[26:10.600]- I love you. - I love you too.
[26:16.270]Okay, that's it, we are seeing other people.
[26:39.090]Gladys? 格拉达斯?
[26:47.130]For the third time this week. Man, this does not get old.
[26:52.370]- You're mean! - Oh, don't be such a baby. Please.