[00:04.17]Kool A.D. best rapper, Kool A.D. best rapper in the world
[00:06.47]Kool A.D., Kool A.D., I'm the best rapper
[00:08.46]Best rapper alive, best rapper dead or alive, in the world
[00:13.47]Ayo!
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[00:14.00]Kool A.D., ******* I don't stop rapping
[00:16.30]Shout out to Too $hort yo, hey, what's happening?
[00:18.80]Shout to Lil B, mane, he hella good at rapping (swag)
[00:21.83]Shout to Young Honest, look your boy Amish
[00:24.13]Grill a ******* burger like my name was Dave Thomas
[00:26.74]Me and Cash Money, man, we share the same office
[00:29.36]Dog I'm making profit, fake thugs hide they head like a ostrich
[00:33.33]Hating on me, that's preposterous
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[00:35.63]Swag party animal, mosh pit
[00:37.19]See how I'm a dolphin, I tell you that often
[00:39.81]You could see me making money more often than not son
[00:42.42]Watch me ******* around and ghostwrite a Nas album
[00:45.03]White girls in college tweeting that I'm awesome
[00:47.64]If the ******* clean then I'm eating that opossum
[00:50.25]You don't really want it with the kid, nah nah, son
[00:53.08]Understand I make the ******* creak, Dawson
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[00:55.58]When I was a kid I was a fan of Charles Bronson
[00:58.20]Talk to the kid if you really got a problem
[01:00.60]Hey, where the keys to my car, think I lost 'em
[01:03.32]Ice on my chest so I don't get nauseous
[01:05.93]Diversified accounts so I don't take losses
[01:08.44]Girl I went to college
[01:10.00]But it's so amazing how I go so mobbin'
[01:12.30]Kicking hella jobs to the jobless
[01:14.50]Haters get astonished
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[01:16.27]Kool A.D. for mayor, I don't care so why *******?
[01:18.78]And you know your boy so hot like chocolate
[01:21.71]Stop it, stop it, you ain't saying nothing
[01:24.11]Stop it, stop it, you ain't saying... ayo
[01:26.93]Crackage, macking
[01:28.18]******* around, you might end up on a blacklist
[01:30.69]Don't it sound so tragic, poof!
[01:33.41]Vamoose, voila, magic
[01:35.39]Blow so many trees the whole team need practice
[01:38.11]Young Al Pacino, I don't know how to act, *******
[01:41.14]I'm so pretty just like a young Cassius
[01:43.13]Tell a bad ******* what to do like a fascist
[01:45.63]Last name Vasquez, bad at Spanish
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[01:48.46]Still I'm on a plane to Costa Rica first class, *******
[01:51.07]Drink on my ******* like it's Coca-Cola Classic
[01:53.47]Hoes love me cause I'm so photographic
[01:55.98]Money in the mattress
[01:57.23]Fast forward, looking like a Atlas
[01:59.32]Roll my own blunts, don't pass 'em
[02:01.31]Bring my own lunch to the classroom
[02:03.19]Hoes say Canseco and Giambi when I smash 'em
[02:05.91]You could see me just imagine
[02:08.20]Picture me rolling in [?], balling like the Magic
[02:11.03]All of y'all mad cause I go so elaborate
[02:13.64]Pad so lavish, they thought it was a palace
[02:16.35]Sitting on land, make you wonder like Alice
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[02:19.28]Look how I look into my glasses
[02:20.95]Whooping hella asses
[02:22.31]Moving like I got hella legs like Arachne
[02:24.92]Also like that I'm so nasty, heh
[02:26.91]You mad at the fact you lack tricks like a rabbit
[02:30.15]Kool A.D. zipped up like a jacket
[02:32.65]This is just a clip, like banana
[02:34.64]Get mad love, like a Blood or a Crip giving [?]
[02:37.77]I don't even trip like my grandma
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[02:40.07]You should get a grip and just flip like the camera
[02:42.48]Sip on my ******* like a Fanta
[02:44.25]Sip on my ******* like a Pepsi
[02:46.34]******* I'm too sexy
[02:47.70]Ice like Gretzky
[02:48.96]Nice like Gretzky
[02:50.21]I don't give a ******* like Gretzky
[02:52.30]I can hit a puck like Gretzky
[02:54.18]I love the Mighty Ducks like Gretzky
[02:56.06]I asked your girl to ******* and she let me
[02:58.05]Best rapper like Wayne, not Gretzky
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[03:00.97]Hungry like the time before the chain got heavy
[03:03.27]It's about time the ******g game got ready
[03:05.88]Kool A.D. but I look like Presley
[03:08.49]Bet y'all didn't know that Polo's owned by Nestle
[03:11.52]I said, Polo's owned by Nestle
[03:13.61]Polo is owned by Nestle!
[03:16.44]Bet y'all didn't know, like, I own five Jetskis
[03:18.94]Keep 'em in my home, never alone like [?]
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[03:21.66]You never know when the chrome might wet me
[03:24.27]Protect Kool A.D. just like you protect B
[03:27.51]Yo they might get me
[03:29.29]They wanna snap my top back cold like Nestea
[03:32.00]But you'll never see the kid fold like a vest, see
[03:34.62]I'm told I'm the best, so... who the best, yo? I'm guess me
[03:38.17]I'm guessing that it's me
[03:39.84]Heh heh... nah, shut up, yo
[03:42.66]Shout to Wesley... Willis
[03:44.33]He was a popular man, and he still is
[03:47.78]Kool A.D. is Biggie Smalls: the Illest
[03:50.19]Used to hold drugs and was a Diller like Phyllis
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[03:52.90]Shout to Alameda, cousin
[03:54.16]If you want to buy rocks, like, I got a dozen like a baker... Anita
[03:58.65]Balling like a Laker
[03:59.90]So she eat the pizza
[04:02.10]Gnarly, Leonardo Mona Lisa
[04:04.50]Kool A.D. suh, (sir?) Jesus
[04:07.32]Me throw like Tebow, so
[04:09.93]Please just fly me out to Heathrow, bro, yo
[04:12.55]I wanna be near where the Queen is
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[04:14.85]I think... she need to hear this
[04:16.62]Just so she could be very clear: I'm a genius
[04:19.76]Peace to Serena and Venus, I mean it
[04:22.26]Haters need to step off the *******
[04:24.15]Yo, gaze into my raps, don't they look so scenic?
[04:27.49]No hook, I just cook so seamless
[04:30.21]Kool A.D dream dreams for the dreamless
[04:32.61]Dipping off the lean in a Prius
[04:34.59]88 keys on the seat with a blue tarp over that
[04:38.25]I told 'em Grover that
[04:39.92]Man I'm so over rap
[04:41.80]What, rap? Oh yeah, I'm so over that
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[04:44.83]Meanwhile all these ******* screaming like Hova back
[04:47.76]So laid-back, I even let my man hold a stack
[04:50.27]Couple months pass, whatever, he ain't owe it back
[04:53.09]Free bricks like that older track
[04:55.18]I'm the trap lord! Somebody go run and tell Ferg and Gucci and
[04:59.04]Whoever those older cats is, who's
[05:00.82]Posted at the boulder tryna shoulder that
[05:03.54]Whitey shot up the school
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[05:05.73]Cause he want to take your toaster, black
[05:08.45]How we supposed to act, like we didn't notice that?
[05:11.17]They pulling hella ******g wild-ass *******t
[05:13.78]Cause the POTUS black (Obama)
[05:16.18]Everybody: put your hand where the *******'s at
[05:18.69]Now pause
[05:19.52]******* it, just go listen to Nas
[05:21.30]I'm in the kitchen with Co*******y
[05:22.76]Pouring in, like, the pudding, like, somebody, like, um, stop me?
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[05:27.05]Sometimes I treat it like a job, other times I just treat it like a hobby
[05:30.81]Bump KRS for philosophy
[05:32.69]Young black Socrates, a lot with these
[05:35.41]Walk with me, as long as you not police
[05:37.39]The cops is weak, man, for real, they wanna stop the peace
[05:39.69]And keep the streets under lock and key
[05:42.62]And perpetuate fraud
[05:43.87]How they tryna regulate gods
[05:45.33]With the phony-ass featherweight laws?
[05:47.53]*******, I educate squads
[05:49.41]You could play it while they glaze up
[05:52.13]In a car, while you gaze up
[05:53.48]At the stars or whatever though
[05:55.99]If you can't stop, I guess you better go
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[06:00.38]And like I said before...
[06:03.62]It's better with no Geppetto though
[06:07.90]Ya-da-da!