[ti:#Selfie]
[ar:The Chainsmokers]
[00:07.930]When Jason was at the table
[00:09.170]I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl
[00:11.610]Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
[00:13.920]Because he was totally texting me all night last night
[00:16.850]and I don't know if it's a booty call or not
[00:18.340]
[00:18.770]So... like what do you think?
[00:20.550]Did you think that girl was pretty?
[00:22.320]How did that girl even get in here?
[00:24.190]Do you see her?
[00:24.830]She's so short and that dress is so tacky
[00:27.830]Who wears Cheetah?
[00:28.540]
[00:28.770]It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?
[00:32.210]After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
[00:34.570]I really need one
[00:35.630]But first,
[00:36.530]Let me take a Selfie
[00:37.940]
[00:51.680]Let me take a Selfie
[00:52.830]
[01:08.680]Can you guys help me pick a filter?
[01:10.580]I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
[01:12.750]I wanna look tan
[01:13.940]What should my caption be?
[01:15.290]I want it to be clever
[01:16.200]
[01:16.590]How about "Livin' with my bitches, hash tag LIVE"
[01:19.120]I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
[01:21.180]Do you think I should take it down?
[01:22.900]Let me take a another Selfie
[01:24.130]
[01:37.260]Selfie, Selfie, Let me take a Selfie
[01:39.170]
[01:54.150]Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
[01:56.890]What a creep
[01:58.000]Is that guy sleeping over there?
[01:59.300]Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
[02:01.910]That's so ratchet
[02:02.590]
[02:03.370]That girl is such a fake model
[02:05.160]She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
[02:07.520]Who goes out on Mondays?
[02:09.120]OK, let's go take some shots
[02:10.920]Oh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw up
[02:13.930]Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine
[02:15.290]Let's go dance
[02:16.390]
[02:16.800]There's no vodka at this table
[02:18.350]Do you know anyone else here?
[02:19.310]Oh my god, Jason just texted me
[02:21.170]Should I go home with him?
[02:22.470]I guess I took a good Selfie
[02:30.480]Let me take a Selfie
[02:31.640]
[02:45.490]Let me take a Selfie
[02:46.540]
[03:00.380]Let me take a Selfie