作曲 : Michael Starr/Lexxi Foxx/Satchel/Stix Zadinia
B.V.S.-Steel Panther
Big ****** Syndrome is becoming
A common disease
Ladies that have this affliction are
Never easy to please
If you poke someone with B V S
There's not much you can do
It's like filling the Lincoln Tunnel
With an Oscar Meyer wiener or two
I won't rest till I do my best
To rid the whole world of B V S
I won't rest till I do my best
To rid the whole world of B V S
Gonna do my best
To rid the whole world of mother****ing B V S
B V S is a bit like shooting hoops with a tennis ball
It's easy to get it in there but it doesn't satisfy at all
Well I do my best to make 'em cum
But my **** won't do the trick
And I got a full five inches
In other words a massive **** yeah
I won't rest till I do my best to
Rid the whole world of B V S
I won't rest till I do my best
To rid the whole world of B V S
I'm gonna pass that test
Gonna rid the world of that ubiquitous B V S
B B S is different
That's when your **** get super fat
But most guys that I talk to say
They got no problem with that no
Sood man Big ****** Syndrome is not just a silly joke
It's a pandemic of massive
Proportions affecting every girl I poke
If a man like me can't make you cum
With my massive piece of meat
Chances are you got B V S girl
And that's the thing that we gotta beat
Gotta beat that ****in meat
I won't rest till I do my best to
Rid the whole world of B V S
I won't rest till I do my best
To rid the whole world of B V S
Whoa ya got some kick a**breasts
But the problem is that goddamn B V S B V S
B V S