Why should some days remain mundane?
The world outside is far from plain (Don't complain)
Whatever you set your mind to
That's exactly what you can do...
When you ride a unicorn to the store caus' you're bored
Or go to the court to divorce a townie dwarf
Oh, it's fantastic!
Impossible to rationally grasp it
When you float to a place 'cause you don't want to walk
Or take a boat into space 'cause you don't wanna talk
Oh, it's fantastic!
Enough to make you wanna do a backflip
Some people do say we're talking make believe
But thankfully
We're changing ties when we fly to a magic bakery
Magic bread, magic cake,
Nineteen high on your magic plate!
And chocolate moose!
Wash it down with orange juice!
When your cat gows wings and your dog starts to sing
'Cause you kissed a french queen in your new time machine
Oh, it's fantastic!
The distance from reality is drastic.
When the fork in the road is twenty feet tall
So you use it to masticate a giant meatball
Oh, it's fantastic!
So absolutely terribly gastric
Some people do say we're just day dreamin'
They start believin'
When you demonstrate your powers are fire breathing
Purple smoke, bright red flames!
Colors that will entertain!
Dicintergrate moose!
Bring it back with orange juice!
When you keep on dancing and the show never ends
And the entire universe eventually atendees (?)
It's fantastic!
Absolutely intergalactic!
Literately, not figuratively,
Not fictionally, ridiculously,
Fantastic, No going past it!
It's my pleasure and I'll never mask it!
It's fantastic!
Pass the orange juice!