[00:15.62]一支笔权作了十万铁甲
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[01:05.31]学一个谪仙太白醉涂鸦
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[01:15.23]我也曾残更待漏孤灯下
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[01:22.00]我也曾秋闱上妙笔生花
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[01:28.16]有谁知考场中真真假假文章大
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[01:35.73]把俺这蛟龙混鱼虾
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[01:40.68]也是俺充豪侠爱戏耍
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[01:45.36]贡院的眉额我就改了它
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[01:49.83]那时节京城的捕快大小班头齐出马
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[01:57.48]吵吵嚷嚷把人抓
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[02:02.23]也是俺一不惊来二不怕
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[02:08.99]只等着鬼门关上写红花
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[02:13.58]又谁知刘墉生来福命大
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[02:20.23]偏遇着和大人他一而再再而三
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[02:25.78]三番两次两次三番保荐于咱
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[02:30.26]他是爱才有加
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[02:32.96]金殿之上多劳驾
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[02:37.42]且与我靴儿夹墨儿拿
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[02:43.13]他待人殷勤果不差
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[02:46.77]速将回文来写下
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[02:51.32]笔走龙蛇卷黄沙
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[02:56.39]只写得义正辞严情理恰
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[03:03.07]只写得胡虏国无话答
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[03:06.98]一个一个夸赞咱
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[03:09.37]金戈铁马转回家
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[03:11.41]写得天朝我们威风大
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[03:28.16]繁忙中顾不得我的礼数有差
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