[00:00.00]I got 36 expressions!
[00:02.20]Sweet as pie to tough as leather
[00:04.52]And that's six expressions more than all them Barrymores put together
[00:08.84]Instead of just kicking me, why don't they give me a lift?
[00:13.66]Well, it must be a plot!
[00:15.55]Cause their scared that I got such a gift
[00:19.74]Well, I'm miffed
[00:22.62]Cause I'm
[00:26.30]The Greatest Star
[00:29.51]I am by far!
[00:32.61]But no one knows it
[00:36.05]Wait,they're gonna hear a voice
[00:39.70]A silver flute (ho ho ho ho ho)
[00:42.86]They'll cheer each toot (Hey, I heard it's terrific, mmm)
[00:46.39]When I expose it (Now can't ya see to look at me that)
[00:50.86]I'm a natural Camille
[00:55.87]As Camille I just feel
[00:58.89]I've so much to offer (Hey, listen kid I know I'd be divine because)
[01:03.05]I'm a natural cougher (ahoo, aheh, ahay)
[01:10.01]Some ain't got it, not a lump
[01:12.70]I'm a great big clump of talent
[01:15.35]Laugh! (ha ha ha ha)
[01:17.12]They'll bend in half (Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?)
[01:20.99]A thousand jokes
[01:22.44]Stick around for the jokes!
[01:24.12]A thousand faces
[01:27.20]I reiterate
[01:28.63]When you're gifted, then you're gifted
[01:31.07]These are facts
[01:32.83]I've got no axe to grind
[01:36.38]Hey, whaddaya blind?
[01:39.67]In all of the world so far
[01:42.61]I'm the greatest star
[01:46.55]No autographs, please
[01:49.42]Do you think think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever?
[01:52.33]I should say not
[01:53.80]Any minute now they're gonna be out
[01:55.44]Finished!
[01:56.46]Then it'll be my turn
[01:57.63]hmph!
[01:59.55]Who is the pip with pizzazz?
[02:02.60]Who is all ginger and jazz?
[02:05.68]Who is as glamorous as?
[02:08.67]Who's an American beauty rose?
[02:11.75]With an American beauty NOSE!!!
[02:14.77]And ten American beauty toes?
[02:17.82]Eye on the target and wham
[02:20.87]One shot. One gun shot and BAM!
[02:25.24]Hey, Mister Keeney!
[02:28.76]Here I am!
[02:40.31]I'm the greatest star
[02:45.15]I am by far
[02:48.07]But no one knows it
[02:52.06]That's why I was born
[02:56.41]I'll blow my horn
[03:01.16]Till someone knows it
[03:04.90]I'll light up like a light
[03:08.93]Right up like a light
[03:11.47]I'll flicker then flare up!
[03:14.16]All the world's gonna stare up!
[03:19.51]Looking down， you'll never see me
[03:22.08]Try the sky cause that'll be me!
[03:24.69]I can make them cry!
[03:27.28]I can make them sigh!
[03:29.60]Someday they'll clamor for my drama
[03:34.41]Have ya guessed yet!
[03:36.74]Who's the best yet?
[03:38.84]If ya ain't, I'll tell ya one more time
[03:45.48]You'll bet your last dime
[03:48.06]In all of the world so far
[03:50.80]I am the greatest, greatest
[03:54.71]Star!