My friend Richard's in a bad bad way
 Waking up beaten up every day
 Drinking malt liquor smokin' menthols
 Diggin' a hole climbin' the walls
 Yeah we gotta figure out how to get his attention
 Intervention
 My friend Richard's on a bad bad trip
 Can't smile too good through a busted up lip
 Don't smile too much no more no how
 Got to get his shit together got to do it right now
 All his friends are feeling the tension
 Intervention
 We're only here 'cause we care about you
 And we want you to get well
 You're acting like a asshole and we're sick of it if you can't tell
 Twenty-seven days on a dry vacation
 Intervention
 Yeah my friend Richard doesn't want to go
 He says **** y'all hell no
 He's mystified why we're so lame
 But if he wakes up dead will he feel the same
 Somebody kick him in the sack just to stop his bitching
 Intervention
 We're only here 'cause we care about you
 And we want you to get well
 You're acting like a asshole and we're sick of it if you can't tell
 Twenty-seven days on a dry vacation
 Intervention
 We're only here 'cause we care about you
 And we want you to get well
 You're acting like a asshole and we're sick of it if you can't tell
 Twenty-seven days on a dry vacation
 Intervention intervention intervention