6 am I'm out of bed
 I stumble through the haze
 Ain't no coffee strong enough to get me through my dayOne thing to another
 There's no time to stop
 I hit the ground a runnin' and keep runnin' til I dropI'm taking care of everyone
 Oh, my heads in a spin
 I tried but I just don't remember signing up for thisBefore I leave the house
 I pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks
 Laptop, cell phone, find my keys,
 Feed the dogs before I leave
 Everybody's needs are my responsibilityIt sure'd be nice to have somebody taking care of me, yeahWhy, why, why, why?
 When I'm through with this life
 I am gonna have a come to Jesus
 You can guarantee
 When I walk through those pearly gates
 I am gonna have a talk with EveThere's so many things that I can't begin to understand
 The differences that are between a woman and a man
 See woman they do twice the work and get half the payMen they climb the ladder while the women pave the way
 They say we are the weaker sex, I'd have to disagree
 I'd walk a mile in his shoes if he'd walk a half a mile in theseWhy, why, why, why?
 When I'm through with this life
 I am gonna have a come to Jesus
 You can guarantee
 When I walk through those pearly gates
 I am gonna have a talk with EveBotox, peels, exfoliate
 We have the babies, lose the weight
 Laundry, dishes, up all night
 I try my best to get it rightHusband, kids, work all day
 I got PMS and PTA
 Find the thing my kid can't find
 I need a drink but there's no timeSo many things I have on my list
 No wonder why at times Oh I can seem like such a ...... WITCHWhy, why, why, why?
 When I'm through with this life
 I am gonna have a come to Jesus
 You can guarantee
 When I walk through those pearly gates
 I am gonna have a talk with EveHa ha ha, what was he thinking?