[Intro]
[Verse 1:]
I gotta catch this flight
But I'm faded from drinking that goose
I told my mom and my girl that I'd be there
And they told me they'd be there too
My flight's on time
Alright, **** this line
Imma cut this *****t, like I cut that vine
Ill, I'm still - Moving through the line with ninja skill
Make sure that I ain't got no pills
What do you want man, what's your deal
[Hook:]
Step back, pull your pants up
Spread your legs, like this
Put your hands up
It's okay if you touch my ****
Cause this is the security check
Homegirl, spread those cheeks
'Till I can see what you ate last week
I better not find some *****t
Cause this is the security check
[Verse 2]
I gotta find gate D nine
It looks like I'll be fine
'Till I figured out that I queued in the wrong line
****, so i gotta go back with the terminals packed
I'm about to have a panic attack
Put me in a wheelchair
Get me to the gate now
Because I need to be there
If I'm not in the air
In about T minus Fifteen
Imma have to go and hijack a machine
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Look Mom, I'm alright
But I don't think Imma make it home tonight
They got me locked up tight
Sitting in a cell with two Arabic guys
No mom it's cool
A dude like me is always gonna get through
Rich, white, jew, I hit 'em with the hebrew
MazelTov to you!
Shout out to Nexxus
Tell him the Lexus
Is up front when the publi*****ng check comes
And he can go buy some *****t
Cause this is the security check
[Bridge]
'Bout to be a classic
Let me see that ass on the dance floor spastic
Step on the gas ***** and then park that *****t
Cause this is a security check!
[Outro]