What am I doing with my life? Pu******ng 40, no job, no wife I live for the night It's so empty but ******t'll be alright I often stare out the window Thinking about when times were so simple Now my ****** got wrinkles Sex life creepy, collecting dildos These days girls grow up young Can't believe what they can do with their tongue (damn) They must watch PornHub Because they spit and twist on the ****** like grown-ups I can't commit to ******t A cell phone plan, or better yet a ****** My life seems hopeless At least I got drugs and the kid ain't homeless What am I doing with my life? I don't know, what am I doing with my life? What am I doing with my life? Oh yeah, having fun getting *********** every night What am I doing with my life? I don't know, what am I doing with my life? What am I doing with my life? Oh yeah, having fun, party every night (Andre LEGACY) It all started on September 3 Two years ago, my girl don't remember me (******) Now I'm just history I feel like James Caan, Misery I used to chase all the pretty girls Now I chase the dragon, it's a ****** up world And I'm sad as ******t Alone at home playing Madden lit They say the grass is always greener Other fish in the sea, one day you'll meet her (yeah right) She'll probably end up a cheater ****** your best friend in the back of the theater (ho) Double feature, ugly creature She used to be so much sweeter (used to be) I thought she was the one Now she gone, where the ****** is my gun? (HOOK) Hello, I'm Jeremy Gritter Beardo, career's in the ******tter Shoulda, woulda got signed But no, I chose to snort coke lines Wish I would've been writing rhymes Caught my girl sucking ****** on Vine (oh my God) Now I'm depressed Like a teenager hanging himself to death If I had a AK I'd get drunk and blow myself away I lost my ****** (gone) I lost my car, now I'm losing my ******t I'm staring in the mirror I hate you Beardo, looking through a tear So what's the point to life? (what) To get a wife? ****** that, I'mma going to stay high