Dudes'll step to you with a corny line Asking for your name, saying what's your sign? You turn around like boy quit talking to me He could pick you up in a limousine You'd look back like "What you mean? Just worry about more important things" Boys are non-committal Always in the middle It bothers you a little Bothers you a little Why can't we be like Mom & Dad? You don't wanna settle But didn't you get the memo? You only get a date if you're walking in stilettos This is enough to drive you mad If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and dance with me If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and dance with me You're out of luck, or maybe out of touch You only see schmucks and you really had enough It's not adding up and you just don't understand A straight shooter, he's a straight shooter Cut to the chase and he asked if he could do ya PS: He had a ring on his left hand Boys are non-committal Always in the middle It bothers you a little Bothers you a little Why can't we be like Mom & Dad? You don't wanna settle But didn't you get the memo? You only get a date if you're walking in stilettos This is enough to drive you mad If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and dance with me If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and dance with me If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and dance with me