[00:04.32]It was way back in 2005, I was 27,
[00:07.14]just starting to make it as an architect and living in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college.
[00:11.62]My life was good. And then uncle Marshall went to screw the whole thing up.
[00:15.67]Marshall: Will you marry me?
[00:18.20]Ted: Yes, perfect. And then you're engaged, you pop the champagne, you drink a toast, you have sex on the kitchen floor.
[00:24.71]Don't have sex on our kitchen floor.
[00:26.58]Marshall: Got it.Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.
[00:29.36]Ted: Dude, are you kidding? It's you and Lily.
[00:31.42]I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lily.
[00:33.87]The night you met, your first date, other first things.
[00:37.76]Marshall: Yeah, sorry. We thought you were asleep.
[00:40.94]Ted: It's physics, Marshall. If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too.
[00:44.58]My God, you're getting engaged tonight.
[00:50.27]Marshall: Yeah.