[00:00.00]Ted: Hey, you wanna do something tonight?
[00:01.48]Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
[00:04.34]Ted: Hey.
[00:12.65]Barney: Where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up", I wish you'd put on a suit.
[00:14.20]Ted: I did. That one time.
[00:15.76]Barney: lt was a blazer.
[00:20.43]Ted: You know, ever since college, it's been Marshall and Lily and me.
[00:23.46]Now it's gonna be Marshall and Lily and me. They'll get married, start a family.
[00:25.14]Before long, I'm that weird middle-aged bachelor, their kids call "Uncle Ted".
[00:29.34]Barney: I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met?
[00:35.33]Barney: Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live. Barney, We met at the urinal. Ted，
[00:42.60]Ted: Oh, right. Hi.
[00:44.82]Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn't go with your suit.
[00:47.24]Ted: I'm not wearing a suit.
[00:48.82]Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit A.
[00:51.77]Lesson three, don't even think about getting married till you're 30.