Ted: Hey, you wanna do something tonight?
Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
Ted: Hey.
Barney: Where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up", I wish you'd put on a suit.
Ted: I did. That one time.
Barney: lt was a blazer.
Ted: You know, ever since college, it's been Marshall and Lily and me.
Now it's gonna be Marshall and Lily and me. They'll get married, start a family.
Before long, I'm that weird middle-aged bachelor, their kids call "Uncle Ted".
Barney: I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met?
Barney: Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live. Barney, We met at the urinal. Ted，
Ted: Oh, right. Hi.
Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn't go with your suit.
Ted: I'm not wearing a suit.
Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit A.
Lesson three, don't even think about getting married till you're 30.