Ted: Plus, Marshall's found the love of his life. Even if I was ready, which I'm not, but if I was, it's like, "Okay, I'm ready. Where is she?" And there she was. It was Iike something from an old movie where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, "See that girl? I'm gonna marry her someday. " Ted: Hey, Barney, see that girl?Barney, Barney: Oh, yeah.You just know she likes it dirty. Go say hi. Ted: I can't just go say hi. I need a plan. I'm gonna wait until she goes to the bathroom, then I'll strategically place myself by the jukebox so that... Barney: Hi, have you met Ted? Ted: Hi. Robin: Let me guess. Ted.