[00:00.59]Barney: Hey, loser, how's not playing Lazer Tag? Because playing Lazer Tag is awesome.
[00:05.69]Oh, I killed you, Connor. Don't make me get your mom.
[00:08.75]Ted: Hey, listen, I need your opinion on something.
[00:10.86]Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
[00:13.48]Ted: So, these guys think I chickened out. What do you think?
[00:17.84]Barney: I can't believe you're still not wearing a suit.
[00:21.74]Ted: She didn't even give me the signal.
[00:24.00]Barney: What, is she gonna bat her eyes at you in Morse code?
[00:26.86]"Ted, kiss me." No, you just kiss her."Ted，
[00:30.81]Ted: Not if you don't get the signal.
[00:33.94]Barney: Did Marshall give me the signal?
[00:38.70]Marshall: No! I didn't, I swear.
[00:40.99]Barney: But, see, at least tonight, I get to sleep knowing Marshall and me,
[00:45.51]never gonna happen. You should've kissed her.
[00:47.34]Ted: I should've kissed her. Well, maybe in a week when she gets back from Orlando.
[00:51.97]Barney: A week? That's like a year in hot-girl time.
[00:54.22]She'll forget all about you. Mark my words, you will never see that one again.