Barney: Hey, loser, how's not playing Lazer Tag? Because playing Lazer Tag is awesome.
Oh, I killed you, Connor. Don't make me get your mom.
Ted: Hey, listen, I need your opinion on something.
Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
Ted: So, these guys think I chickened out. What do you think?
Barney: I can't believe you're still not wearing a suit.
Ted: She didn't even give me the signal.
Barney: What, is she gonna bat her eyes at you in Morse code?
"Ted, kiss me." No, you just kiss her."Ted，
Ted: Not if you don't get the signal.
Barney: Did Marshall give me the signal?
Marshall: No! I didn't, I swear.
Barney: But, see, at least tonight, I get to sleep knowing Marshall and me,
never gonna happen. You should've kissed her.
Ted: I should've kissed her. Well, maybe in a week when she gets back from Orlando.
Barney: A week? That's like a year in hot-girl time.
She'll forget all about you. Mark my words, you will never see that one again.