[00:00.00]Ted: I'll tell you something, though. [00:01.12]If a woman, not you, just some hypothetical woman, were to bear with me through all this. [00:06.81]I think I'd make a damn good husband. [00:09.37]Because that's the stuff I'd be good at. [00:10.95]Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father. [00:14.18]And walking her five hypothetical dogs. [00:19.71]Being a good kisser. [00:22.40]Robin: Everyone thinks they're a good kisser. [00:24.14]Ted: Oh, I've got references. [00:26.88]Robin: Goodnight, Ted. [00:34.28]Ted: And I'm a good handshaker. [00:36.54]Robin: That's a pretty great handshake. [00:42.34]Ted: And that was it. I'll probably never see her again. [00:48.16]Ted: What? [00:49.43]Marshall: That was the signal. [00:50.47]Lily: That long, lingering handshake. You should've kissed her. [00:54.01]Barney:There's no such thing as the signal. But, yeah, that was the signal. [00:58.82]Ranjit: Signal.