Ted: I'll tell you something, though.
If a woman, not you, just some hypothetical woman, were to bear with me through all this.
I think I'd make a damn good husband.
Because that's the stuff I'd be good at.
Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father.
And walking her five hypothetical dogs.
Being a good kisser.
Robin: Everyone thinks they're a good kisser.
Ted: Oh, I've got references.
Robin: Goodnight, Ted.
Ted: And I'm a good handshaker.
Robin: That's a pretty great handshake.
Ted: And that was it. I'll probably never see her again.
Ted: What?
Marshall: That was the signal.
Lily: That long, lingering handshake. You should've kissed her.
Barney:There's no such thing as the signal. But, yeah, that was the signal.
Ranjit: Signal.